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At 10/10/06 10:26 PM, TurtleLove117 wrote: What if Pokemon were real?

I'd rape waht is that one caled... Jynx

What if up was down?

Then we'd be all around...

What if cats landed on their backs and not their feet?

Then my house would be filled with dead kitties...

What if your dick was like 13 inches long... soft?

I'd run around, beat people in the face with it then do some drive-by Bukkake

What if you woke up one morning and laying down on opposites sides of you were Tom Fulp (Creator of Newgrounds) and Tom Anderson (Creator of MySpace).

I'd just pull a gun out of my desk and shoot myself. No wait, I thought you said the Burger King. In this instance, I'd fondel both of them :-)

What if life was an MMORPG?

I'd kill everyone bucause I'd be the ultimate bad guy.

Answer these questions, and post your own, and someone else will answer and post questions of their own.

What if the phrase NOOB, in all its forms, never existed?

What if you found out that you were a guy a birth but an accident happened and now your a girl?

What if we knew the meaning of life?

What if the phrase 'what if' never existed?

What if we knew how much wood a wood chuck could chuck?

What if I made a book on this topic?

what would happen if I said CHUCK NORRIS IS A DUMB PIECE OF SH*T!!!?

What if I slapped you in the face with my penis?

what if I stopped asking questions?

What if I forgot what I was going to write here?

my god your a fucking genius

At 10/11/06 03:28 AM, MortalWound wrote: What if the phrase NOOB, in all its forms, never existed?

Then obody on runescape could insult eachother.

What if you found out that you were a guy a birth but an accident happened and now your a girl?

I'm not sure what I would think.

What if we knew the meaning of life?

We'd probably all go crazy.

What if the phrase 'what if' never existed?

Then this thread wouldn't exist

What if we knew how much wood a wood chuck could chuck?

Then the question could be answered (can't think of much of a difference it would make)

What if I made a book on this topic?

It probably wouldn't get sold

what would happen if I said CHUCK NORRIS IS A DUMB PIECE OF SH*T!!!?

He would come out of the darkness and destroy the earth.

What if I slapped you in the face with my penis?

I would be paralyzed by shock and confusion

what if I stopped asking questions?

I would stop answering them

What if I forgot what I was going to write here?

I forgot what I was gonna say for this.

ok here's mine:

what if Tom Fulp stole flashes from ebaumsworld instead of the other way around?

What if we lived in a 4 dimensional universe?

what if we never invented clocks (actual clocks not the clock crew)?

what if all TVs broke?

what if newgrounds had never existed?

what if runescape had never existed?

what if the Earth was flat?

At 10/11/06 06:18 AM, gunthix wrote: what if Tom Fulp stole flashes from ebaumsworld instead of the other way around?

Then we'd go to ebaumsworld

What if we lived in a 4 dimensional universe?
What kind of question is that?
what if we never invented clocks (actual clocks not the clock crew)?

Then we would know what time it was

what if all TVs broke?

We'd have no life

what if newgrounds had never existed?

We'd have part of a life

what if runescape had never existed?

I would be happy

what if the Earth was flat?

I live in a flat earth.

At 10/10/06 10:26 PM, TurtleLove117 wrote: Everyone thinks about... what if...?

What if Pokemon were real?

I challenge you with my Pikachu.

What if up was down?

It's gonna be fun taking a piss.

What if cats landed on their backs and not their feet?

Dead cat with a broken back?

What if your dick was like 13 inches long... soft?

Thank the fucking lord....Well maybe that is too long.

What if you woke up one morning and laying down on opposites sides of you were Tom Fulp (Creator of Newgrounds) and Tom Anderson (Creator of MySpace).

Kill the shit outta Tom Anderson for creating that monstrosity and with Fulp, can anyone say buttsecks?

What if life was an MMORPG?

What would happen if you log off? O.O

There ya go. You have my input.

What if Pokemon were real?

would the be gay japan shows about pokemon?

What if up was down?
i live in canada so i'd just live at the bottom of the equater

What if cats landed on their backs and not their feet?
it would be a blood shower...of cats

What if your dick was like 13 inches long... soft?
i'd stay home on newgrounds
What if you woke up one morning and laying down on opposites sides of you were Tom Fulp (Creator of Newgrounds) and Tom Anderson (Creator of MySpace).
i'd kick there ass and steal there money

What if life was an MMORPG?

i'd be a lvl 60 warrior and kill all pokemon!!!

At 10/10/06 10:26 PM, TurtleLove117 wrote:

What if Pokemon were real?

I would have a voltorb and a gengar.

What if life was an MMORPG?

I'd be level kajillion and i'd pwn.

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and here are my questions
what if wade fulp was more popular that tom fulp

what if newgrounds never ever had a cool design

what if ebamsworld.com was more popular than newgrounds

ANSWER

At 10/10/06 10:26 PM, TurtleLove117 wrote: Everyone thinks about... what if...?

I don't

What if Pokemon were real?

Easy id cacht them alll

What if up was down?

down would be up.

What if cats landed on their backs and not their feet?

well then there wouldnt be as many cats.

What if your dick was like 13 inches long... soft?

no answer

What if you woke up one morning and laying down on opposites sides of you were Tom Fulp (Creator of Newgrounds) and Tom Anderson (Creator of MySpace).

id punch anderson and say to fulp

What if life was an MMORPG?

Then im a lv 5 archmage

At 10/10/06 10:26 PM, TurtleLove117 wrote: Everyone thinks about... what if...?

What if Pokemon were real?

Then we would probably all be killed, because they wouldn't like the idea of us enslaving them, probably.

What if up was down?

Then white people might be able to jump. Rendering that movie useless.

What if cats landed on their backs and not their feet?

Then I would throw my cat around the room more often than I do.

What if your dick was like 13 inches long... soft?

What is this 'what if' bussiness?

What if you woke up one morning and laying down on opposites sides of you were Tom Fulp (Creator of Newgrounds) and Tom Anderson (Creator of MySpace).

I would hope to God it was a result of me being very drunk, and not a purposeful choice.

What if life was an MMORPG?

Then people who play MMORPG's would have a life...so to speak.

At 10/10/06 10:26 PM, TurtleLove117 wrote: Everyone thinks about... what if...?

What if Pokemon were real?

Then live would suck...

What if up was down?

Then I was walking on the ceiling!

What if cats landed on their backs and not their feet?

Wow, that would be weird...

What if your dick was like 13 inches long... soft?

Pffff...

What if you woke up one morning and laying down on opposites sides of you were Tom Fulp (Creator of Newgrounds) and Tom Anderson (Creator of MySpace).

Well, I would be scared, cause it would turn out I was gay!

What if life was an MMORPG?

Then I was the big boss...

At 10/10/06 10:26 PM, TurtleLove117 wrote: Everyone thinks about... what if...?

What if Pokemon were real?
Hire a Hitman....

What if up was down?

we'd never notice the difference after a while

What if cats landed on their backs and not their feet?

they'd be screwed haha

What if your dick was like 13 inches long... soft?

=|

What if you woke up one morning and laying down on opposites sides of you were Tom Fulp (Creator of Newgrounds) and Tom Anderson (Creator of MySpace).

cry so much that they both joined in.

What if life was an MMORPG?

=]

Answer these questions, and post your own, and someone else will answer and post questions of their own.

The cycle continues to repeat.

But ONE rule.

TAKE TIME IN YOUR ANSWERS.

Seriously think about the question, don't answer it with some 3 word bullshit.

What if Pokemon were real?
All Pokemon merchandise would be rendered...*shudder*
EDUCATIONAL *dun dun dun*

What if up was down?
Going to the toilet would be a pain in the ass. Pun intended...or was it? Read on to find out!

What if cats landed on their backs and not their feet?
I seriously doubt I would care.

What if your dick was like 13 inches long... soft?
I would pretty popular woith my girlfriend

What if you woke up one morning and laying down on opposites sides of you were Tom Fulp (Creator of Newgrounds) and Tom Anderson (Creator of MySpace).
I would seriously consider giving up drinking.

What if life was an MMORPG?
Depends upon whether there are loading screens...'nuff said.

My fabulous questions for the world (including my pointless answers):

Q: What if the internet was a way of life, not just a tool for porn and entertainment?
A:Online gaming centres would pointless.

Q: What if all porn was takien off the internet?
A: There would only be one website left called Bring Back the Porn

Heres a thinker:
Q: What if we were able to go into different dimensions (like 2D or 4D etc.) and experience the laws of the dimension.
A: Frankly, its not possible by any means, but its a cool question. I wont give an answer, coz i'm lazy so make one up.

At 10/10/06 10:26 PM, TurtleLove117 wrote:

What if Pokemon were real?

I'd grab myself a Charmander and train it like there was no feckin' tommorrow, and own everyone's arses with a Charrizard. Then I'd get a MagicKarp and repeat the entire process.

What if up was down?

I'd be on the roof.

What if cats landed on their backs and not their feet?

There would be a looooooooootta dead kitties around the place, methinks.

What if your dick was like 13 inches long... soft?

Then the only fuckable chicks around for me would be pornstars, black chicks and polacks. Which would kinda suck, since I'm terribly partial for Italian ladies :D

What if you woke up one morning and laying down on opposites sides of you were Tom Fulp (Creator of Newgrounds) and Tom Anderson (Creator of MySpace).

I'd GET THE HELL OUT and 911 those motherf*ckers.

What if life was an MMORPG?

I'd go after those pathetic bastards that assaulted the funeral that some people had organized a year back on WOW and own them 'till they offered me cybersex just to stop me.

Got a question for ya:

What would you do if you could start and stop time at will, without negatively affecting yourself?

You're supposed to ask questions of your own...

I'll do it.

What if you had to choose between keeping your right or left hand?

What if the Kitty Krew made a good flash, would you still vote 0 on it?

At 10/11/06 11:04 AM, TurtleLove117 wrote: You're supposed to ask questions of your own...

I'll do it.

What if you had to choose between keeping your right or left hand?

Id keep my right, it what i use to fap

What if your best friend (same sex as you) turned into the opposite sex?
(They're also very sexy)

Ha I know exactly what my best friend would look like if he was female, his older sister.
wouldn't sleep with either of them.

What if you woke up 5 years from now and you just figured out you've been in a coma?
(think about how the body degrades over time if not used)

Id go back to sleep

What if the Kitty Krew made a good flash, would you still vote 0 on it?

Id vote a 2, mabey 3.

Hers my next questions

What if you found out you had a twin of the opposite sex, you were seperated at birth, would you sleep with them?

At 10/11/06 11:46 AM, Minizila wrote: What if you found out you had a twin of the opposite sex, you were seperated at birth, would you sleep with them?

No.

But that made me think of a story.

My mom had a set of twins (male and female) 3 years before she had me.

They were put up for adoption, never heard from them since.

Then, 4 months ago my sister found my cousin, and through him she got into contact with me and my mom.

I finally met my sister on 7-23-06, but i still haven't met my brother.

what would u do if u woke up one day and your wife was a man?

what would you do if pokemon were real?
terroize the schools with a battlion of mew

what if u were a dinosaur?
what if u had excalibur?
what would u do if you were A god?
what would you do if u could defie the laws of gravity?
what if your dad was your mom?
what if your mom was your dad?
what if your sister was your aunt?
what if u crapped out your dick?

At 10/11/06 12:34 PM, Galanoth12345 wrote: what would u do if u woke up one day and your wife was a man?

It would be painful, but i'd have to file for divorce.

They say love is blind, but when your love has a penis... you have to open your eyes.

I'm loving those little pictures you add onto your posts. I saved all 3 so far.

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I'm loving those little pictures you add onto your posts. I saved all 3 so far.

castle crashers?

Love - You dont want to say it because, What if they dont feel the same, for You to feel that way about someone surely they must feel the same way back? What if they dont though.

Example of why what if is a bad word, (not in the manner that You are using it just in general)

At 10/11/06 12:47 PM, Galanoth12345 wrote: .

I'm loving those little pictures you add onto your posts. I saved all 3 so far.

castle crashers?

Castle Crashers?

They look like something i've seen from NG but i can't remember.

I love them though :D

They look like something i've seen from NG but i can't remember.

I love them though :D

there 4 go to www.castlecrashers.com u'll find the little guys moving

At 10/11/06 12:55 PM, Galanoth12345 wrote:

They look like something i've seen from NG but i can't remember.

I love them though :D

there 4 go to www.castlecrashers.com u'll find the little guys moving

That looks better than Alien Hominid.

Thanks!

or even... what if.... you would shut fuck up and die? thats right! what if?

At 10/11/06 02:03 PM, mr-pandora wrote: or even... what if.... you would shut fuck up and die? thats right! what if?

Then i'd shut the fuck up and die.

Stupid question, stupid answer.

Think before you stink, and by stink i mean speak.

What if this thread suceeds?

At 10/11/06 02:09 PM, TurtleLove117 wrote:

At 10/11/06 02:03 PM, mr-pandora wrote: or even... what if.... you would shut fuck up and die? thats right! what if?

Then i'd shut the fuck up and die.

Stupid question, stupid answer.

Think before you stink, and by stink i mean speak.

What if this thread suceeds?

YOU CRAZY BASTARD THAT'LL NEVER HPPEN!!

At 10/10/06 10:26 PM, TurtleLove117 wrote: Everyone thinks about... what if...?

What if Pokemon were real?

They would be extint

What if up was down?

Down would be up.

What if cats landed on their backs and not their feet?

Ahahahaha.

What if your dick was like 13 inches long... soft?

As long as it is long... meh.

What if you woke up one morning and laying down on opposites sides of you were Tom Fulp (Creator of Newgrounds) and Tom Anderson (Creator of MySpace).

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What if life was an MMORPG?

I would forgot to sabve the game and I would have to restart two years ago.

Answer these questions, and post your own, and someone else will answer and post questions of their own.

The cycle continues to repeat.

But ONE rule.

TAKE TIME IN YOUR ANSWERS.

Seriously think about the question, don't answer it with some 3 word bullshit.

Ok.