Funny war supplies!

[Mopsicle]

Of course the war is a dramatic event but I thought we could make a fun topic about it, what are the stupidest things you can think of that you'd supply in a war crisis?

I have a flashlight and some sugar cubes

[president-eviL]

Duct tape. It has magical abilities to fend off antrax. Combined with my rare YuGiOh pokemon anime DBZ god card it can fend off radiation as well.

[HardcoreChristmas]

I'd buy a lava lamp and a midget....you can't beat midgets!

[CAITKILLER]

well i would be a stick of urianium off a the black market and send it into a tank

[format]

lead cup for my jock-strap.

[frogtoe]

a wooden buckler-shield thing and a sword. big 50 caliber rifles don't stand a chance

[Mopsicle]

mustn't forget my box of supplies... a lamp shade, some hey and a show lace!

[president-eviL]

At 3/20/03 12:32 AM, Mopsicle wrote: mustn't forget my box of supplies... a lamp shade, some hey and a show lace!

Include something for your big sister: beer.

[NoNameProphet]

At 3/20/03 12:30 AM, MyNamesShadow wrote: lead cup for my jock-strap.

!!! Agree! Lol.

Uhhh, need to give some new input... umm... ummmm.... damnit. I am sorry =/. Or wait...

How about an inflatable Bush thing, so if you're in Iraq and being chased by the Iraqi military you can make a distraction and get away. The reverse could work for an Iraqi chased in America, using Saddam or Osama! =P

[Scrogginaut]

I have a big cardboard box leftover from our fridge, I can hide in there and duct tape all the openings so no radiation or chemical or biological shit can get in

[format]

At 3/20/03 12:36 AM, NoNameProphet wrote: How about an inflatable Bush thing, so if you're in Iraq and being chased by the Iraqi military you can make a distraction and get away.

ingenious.

[NoNameProphet]

At 3/20/03 12:36 AM, p00pm00s3 wrote: I have a big cardboard box leftover from our fridge, I can hide in there and duct tape all the openings so no radiation or chemical or biological shit can get in

Or air. ^_^

[Scrogginaut]

At 3/20/03 12:37 AM, NoNameProphet wrote:

At 3/20/03 12:36 AM, p00pm00s3 wrote: I have a big cardboard box leftover from our fridge, I can hide in there and duct tape all the openings so no radiation or chemical or biological shit can get in

Or air. ^_^

oh shit, how do i get outta here?! *pounds on the walls with his fists* hey, Sodamn Insane is making a statement, it's being translated on MSNBC and CNN and CNNBC and all the other ncb channels, that fucker is living, damn't!

[CaptainOlimar]

We should send Iraqis boxes of faulty condoms so they can spread disease and they'll all die of STDs. Granted, that would take several decades to affect anything. lol

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pillows for when I get tired, or when attacked, for pillow fights.

[HeinousDude]

At 3/20/03 12:40 AM, wiseguy316 wrote: We should send Iraqis boxes of faulty condoms so they can spread disease and they'll all die of STDs. Granted, that would take several decades to affect anything. lol

that would make millions of little iraqis with aids who will grow up to move to america to rape our future daughters.

[lollercoaster]

now lpmofo, you just want that midget for yourself!

[hugh-jarse]

A phone book to belt those that are mortally wounded over the head and put them out of misery.

[yetieater]

Hmmm....most useless thing would be Pokemon Blue, Red, Gold, etc. Only good for chucking at people =D