Want to get rid of hiccups?

[amplefied]

Stick a finger in your bum.

It's true, the man won a prize for his discovery.

"Runaway electrical impulses in the vagus nerve cause intractable hiccups, so Fesmire attempted to block them by stimulating the nerve. Gagging, tongue pulling, sinus massage and pressing the eyeball to stimulate the vagus all failed to stop the hiccups. Then he remembered reading about a case in which digital rectal massage – inserting a finger into a patient’s anus – had slowed a racing heartbeat, an effect similar to runaway hiccups. It worked, and the rest is history,"

[sonicmega]

At 10/5/06 10:42 PM, amplefied wrote: Stick a finger in your bum.

It's true, the man won a prize for his discovery.

I hate to say it, but this looks like one of those fake news sites, like the one that said Joeseph Blanchette was killed

[Flee]

At 10/5/06 10:42 PM, amplefied wrote: Stick a finger in your bum.

I'll stick to water, thank-you.

[amplefied]

At 10/5/06 10:44 PM, sonicmega wrote: I hate to say it, but this looks like one of those fake news sites, like the one that said Joeseph Blanchette was killed

Well, we wont know unless we try eh?

[Rage]

I always get rid of my hiccups by holding my breath for about a minute or longer. It works every time. It's different for everyone. I'm sure some people will find this method more pleasurable than others.

[Ineffiable]

At 10/5/06 10:44 PM, sonicmega wrote:

At 10/5/06 10:42 PM, amplefied wrote: Stick a finger in your bum.

It's true, the man won a prize for his discovery.

I hate to say it, but this looks like one of those fake news sites, like the one that said Joeseph Blanchette was killed

Its not though, if you bothered to explore around, either someone has a few thousand free hours to make up stories and such, or I dunno... its real?

its also a magazine.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Scientist

[Penboy]

The real way to do it is:
Hold fore finger against top of nose.
Bring fore finger forward, then down and around onto the table. Make sure you always look at fore finger.
Penboy

[PawPrint]

What - the - fuck.

[Para-Noid]

No this always works for me...When you have the hicups get a spoon of peanutbutter eat it and in about 2 mintues your hicups will be gone....works everytime.

[I-am-Iron-Man]

I'll stick with looking at a naked picture of Dr. Laura Schlessinger. Though an effective cure, if you look at it long enough, you'll be turned into a stone statue.

[MR-HOMO]

i tried it.

it didn't work.

now my fingernails smell of poo.

[PyroGreg]

Here's one. Stand up. Bend your back forwards. So you look like a reversed/upside down L from the left. Grab a glass of water and drink it. Works everytime

[snayk]

FINALLY, A DECENT EXCUSE FOR ME TO STICK MY FINGER IN MY BUM.

it's so warm

[BlueHippo]

well i tilt my head back and feel the lump of water slide down my throat, and that usually does it...

but if that fails in the future, i'll be sure to thumb my bum ;)

[Bigfoot3290]

Uhh ... I'd choose holding my breath for a minute anyday. It has always worked for me, so I don't see a reason to resort to your 'method'.

[amplefied]

Fine.. Fine.. stick to your supersticious ways you pagans!

But mark my words when I say that science will prevail!

xD

[PawPrint]

This is a sad day. This guy fucked himself one day while he had the hiccups and wins a nobel prize?

WHAT THE.

[amplefied]

At 10/5/06 11:32 PM, PawPrint wrote: This is a sad day. This guy fucked himself one day while he had the hiccups and wins a nobel prize?

Not himself, he "fucked" his patient, becasue the man had hiccups for more than 3 days.

[Alucart]

This is indeed intriguing, but I'd rather stick with a teaspoon of sugar if you don't mind.

[kidray76]

Want to become instantly gay? Stick a finger in your ass. Whatever happened to hold your breath and drink something to get rid of hiccups.

Killing yourself works just as well

[Thinger]

but what if you have diahhreah at the same time?

[MR-HOMO]

At 10/6/06 02:53 AM, PsychoticKirby wrote: but what if you have diahhreah at the same time?

why would that be a problem?

more runs, more funs.

[amplefied]

At 10/6/06 02:53 AM, PsychoticKirby wrote: but what if you have diahhreah at the same time?

Use a pickle?

[FlippyWataa]

yeah thats totally believable

:sarcastic

[CleansingFlame]

I'm not even going to post in this wierd thread.

dangit

[BigBlueBalls]

Well I got an easier way that works 100% of the time for me. Just hold your breath and drink a glass of water.

I'm not sticking no goddamn finger up my bum.

[ZenOfAnger]

Some dude won the nobel prize because he stuck his finger up someones arse?

The great strides of the human race.

[freelance-fancypants]

Wow, now you can actually get rid of something with butthole pleasures! I'd never think that I'd live to see this day.

[MassManiac009er]

OMG I DID THAT AND NOW I CANT GO POO POO!!!

[JackRabbitStudios]

To be honest, I came into this thread thinking you were gonna post some scary image that would scare the shit out of us.

However, anal remedies are always a great substitute.