If you own newgrounds?

[TNT]

If you own newgrounds, what would you do? I would make it so any cruddy flashes that score2 or lower will get blamed. Also try to buy ebaumsworld.

I know impossible

Now what will you do.

Even you wade, co-founder of newgrounds.

[Complete]

I would spam the bbs with admin stats

[TITROTU]

At 10/5/06 08:21 PM, T-N-T wrote: Now what will you do.

First off, I would make the gap from level one to two 50 times higher. Next, I would purposely put horrible flash that everyone hates on the front page, so I can sit back in the comfort of my own home and laugh at everyone's complaints.

But hey, that's just me. :)

[All-American-Badass]

i would ban the people who made the the hitler arround the world series
thats all i would change

[Gendo]

Burnt Face Man would never leave the front page, and I'd change all the mods names to binary code.

[Death-Locked]

At 10/5/06 08:27 PM, CementSocks wrote: I would mod WilliWowza and HotActionYiffFur.

Nice choice, especially HotActionYiffFur.

He a pretty old noob, no offence. Its just you have like 500 more posts than me.

[749-Pi]

I would put the game Neon as No.1 spot on the front page for the rest of my time owning newgrounds.

C'mon, best game ever. Whoever Denies = Fail.

Then, I'd totally make mahself level 30, and whoever complained would be put on my own level, level 0. This level will be a hand holding a dildo and no aura, just a plain white backround, and every month they gain 1 experiance point if they deposit every day of that month, and make the gap from 0 to 1 like 8000 points.

What now.

[RobbyBlaze]

The entire front page would just be Retarded Animal Babies and the Madness Series.

[749-Pi]

At 10/5/06 08:32 PM, Snypur wrote: I would put the game Neon as No.1 spot on the front page for the rest of my time owning newgrounds.

C'mon, best game ever. Whoever Denies = Fail.

Z0MFG!!!!!!eleven

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/342433

[Joeypwnsjoo]

I'd would delete illwillpress.

[Silverfang]

i would de-mod som assholes

[WorshipTimmyTheMod]

I would make Timmy the king of all Newgrounds! MUAHAHAHAAHAA!!!!

[BasedBubbus]

At 5/13/12 10:05 AM, WorshipTimmyTheMod wrote: I would make Timmy the king of all Newgrounds! MUAHAHAHAAHAA!!!!

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

[brokenrecord6299]

At 5/13/12 10:06 AM, TurkeyBased wrote:

At 5/13/12 10:05 AM, WorshipTimmyTheMod wrote: I would make Timmy the king of all Newgrounds! MUAHAHAHAAHAA!!!!

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

I am a disciple. Sent to spread the word of the glorious Timmy.

[brokenrecord6299]

At 5/13/12 10:08 AM, brokenrecord6299 wrote:

I am a disciple. Sent to spread the word of the glorious Timmy.

That's exactly what he's going to say. He's said it a thousand times.

[shinobody]

At 5/13/12 10:08 AM, brokenrecord6299 wrote: I am a disciple. Sent to spread the word of the glorious Timmy.

Wrong account?

[Gimmick]

Thread made in '06? Wow. Bump much? Anyhow I'd just continue any things that the admins would otherwise do.

At 5/13/12 10:06 AM, TurkeyBased wrote:

At 5/13/12 10:05 AM, WorshipTimmyTheMod wrote: I would make Timmy the king of all Newgrounds! MUAHAHAHAAHAA!!!!

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

He's a Timmy worshipper.

[ReGenesis04]

Make flashes of spartan porn. Change the site name to Hentaigrounds.

[TNT]

At 5/13/12 10:19 AM, Protagonist wrote: I'd make being a brony a bannable offense.

But it's opposite day...

[Strength]

Posted Oct. 5th, 2006 @ 08:21 PM

[tonypar16]

At 5/13/12 11:27 AM, Strength wrote: Posted Oct. 5th, 2006 @ 08:21 PM

Posted A few seconds ago

[Digitaaliklosetti]

I'd basically delete the whole portal and just replace it with an artifacted jpeg of my face.

Also everyone on the BBS automatically gains admin powers.

[RYNOL]

Change the damn stars back to a numerical score.

Also, raise the minimum score for a submission being saved in the portal.

[StalkerGuy]

At 5/13/12 10:10 AM, brokenrecord6299 wrote:

At 5/13/12 10:08 AM, brokenrecord6299 wrote:

I am a disciple. Sent to spread the word of the glorious Timmy.

That's exactly what he's going to say. He's said it a thousand times.

Now I know whose alt that is...

Fail

[HotCakes]

I would sell it to google ha..hah

[SpaceWhale]

I'd give it back to Tom, what the fuck am I doing with it?

[Timchik]

I would keep the staff in gerbil cages and make them work faster in exchange for food and water.

[Spirit]

At 5/13/12 04:25 PM, Natick wrote: Firebomb the servers.

Go back to your previous icon immediately

that's what i'd force you to do if i owned newgrounds

i don't but i implore you

for your own good

[Xaotik]

Being a GM Scripter, I'm probably biased saying this, but, I'd make all of my most-used scripts Official NG features, with some streamlining of features to be more bandwidth-friendly.

Next, I'd greatly improve on the social aspect of NG, I believe 2012 is the year in which the web will become more personal than we've ever seen in the past, with social networks and the smartphone becoming the new "in" thing. So, I'd make Newgrounds sort of like a social network for creators and indie fans. Though I'd try in every way to preserve the feel that the site has, because NG has never felt corporate like a site like FB or Twitter, and NG wouldn't be NG with that corporate feel.

On the subject of making the site more personal for everyone, I'd launch an iOS, Android, and Blackberry campaign of apps, where users could easily use the forums, chat, publish news posts, and those with video upload abilities could upload videos, etc.

I'd also try to direct some of NG's capital toward's purchasing/partnering with a firm specializing in smart/personalized advertising. I'd change all ads on the site to be more smoothly integrated into the UI and personalized to the user, including the API ads.

I'd make the Audio portal a place where artists could easily organize albums, and develop connections with some producers/publishers to offer some of the best NG Audio artists the ability to pitch their material to audio professionals.

I'd do a similar deal with Movies and Games, develop connections with a network of television/movie/game producers, giving the very best of NG's community the ability to join the professional world.

Also, I'd allow Games to be published in Java, HTML5, and Unity aside from just Flash, to make NG a more attractive place for other indie devs to submit content.

I'd also make a restricted version of video submission available. Formats such as .mp4 could be submitted by every user with a certain filesize cap and quantity per month based on the stats of their other submissions. This way, users' whose .mp4 movies are in high demand would be able to submit them while those who spammed the system would lose the privilege.

I'd have an automated system to track the behaviors of suspected alts to stop abuse of the site.

Open the Lit portal. Including a publisher connection like all of the other portals.

Sharegrounds, a new type of portal specifically for organizing cool or unique content from across the internet that users found while browsing the web.

A Sharegrounds plugin for major web browsers.

Sharegrounds button available for other web devs to put on their sites.

And that's just the beginning, NG has so much potential and a community brimming with creativity. I can say without doubt from talking to non regulars that NG is already making a resurgence, hopefully the staff takes advantage of this new momentum to make this site something big, this is where I got my start as a creator and I want to see big things happen for NG.

[Senmetsu]

At 5/13/12 04:25 PM, Natick wrote: Firebomb the servers.

If I owned Newgrounds I'd:

Invent a new number
Go to Mars
Start a harem
Legalize marijuana
Go back in time and go to woodstock
Invite God to the office and ask him which Religion is right
Slap a baby just because
Reinvent the internet
Solve a paradox
Divide by 0