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If you own newgrounds? Oct. 5th, 2006 @ 08:21 PM Reply

If you own newgrounds, what would you do? I would make it so any cruddy flashes that score2 or lower will get blamed. Also try to buy ebaumsworld.

I know impossible

Now what will you do.

Even you wade, co-founder of newgrounds.

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Response to If you own newgrounds? Oct. 5th, 2006 @ 08:22 PM Reply

I would spam the bbs with admin stats


LOL

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Response to If you own newgrounds? Oct. 5th, 2006 @ 08:25 PM Reply

At 10/5/06 08:21 PM, T-N-T wrote: Now what will you do.

First off, I would make the gap from level one to two 50 times higher. Next, I would purposely put horrible flash that everyone hates on the front page, so I can sit back in the comfort of my own home and laugh at everyone's complaints.

But hey, that's just me. :)


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Response to If you own newgrounds? Oct. 5th, 2006 @ 08:27 PM Reply

i would ban the people who made the the hitler arround the world series
thats all i would change

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Response to If you own newgrounds? Oct. 5th, 2006 @ 08:28 PM Reply

Burnt Face Man would never leave the front page, and I'd change all the mods names to binary code.

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Response to If you own newgrounds? Oct. 5th, 2006 @ 08:31 PM Reply

At 10/5/06 08:27 PM, CementSocks wrote: I would mod WilliWowza and HotActionYiffFur.

Nice choice, especially HotActionYiffFur.

He a pretty old noob, no offence. Its just you have like 500 more posts than me.
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Response to If you own newgrounds? Oct. 5th, 2006 @ 08:32 PM Reply

I would put the game Neon as No.1 spot on the front page for the rest of my time owning newgrounds.

C'mon, best game ever. Whoever Denies = Fail.

Then, I'd totally make mahself level 30, and whoever complained would be put on my own level, level 0. This level will be a hand holding a dildo and no aura, just a plain white backround, and every month they gain 1 experiance point if they deposit every day of that month, and make the gap from 0 to 1 like 8000 points.

What now.

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Response to If you own newgrounds? Oct. 5th, 2006 @ 08:34 PM Reply

The entire front page would just be Retarded Animal Babies and the Madness Series.

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Response to If you own newgrounds? Oct. 5th, 2006 @ 08:36 PM Reply

At 10/5/06 08:32 PM, Snypur wrote: I would put the game Neon as No.1 spot on the front page for the rest of my time owning newgrounds.
C'mon, best game ever. Whoever Denies = Fail.

Z0MFG!!!!!!eleven

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Response to If you own newgrounds? Oct. 5th, 2006 @ 08:43 PM Reply

I'd would delete illwillpress.


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Response to If you own newgrounds? Oct. 5th, 2006 @ 08:43 PM Reply

i would de-mod som assholes

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Response to If you own newgrounds? May. 13th, 2012 @ 10:05 AM Reply

I would make Timmy the king of all Newgrounds! MUAHAHAHAAHAA!!!!


Timmy is awesome and he is cool and if you don't think he is cool I WILL KICK YOUR ASS.

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Response to If you own newgrounds? May. 13th, 2012 @ 10:06 AM Reply

At 5/13/12 10:05 AM, WorshipTimmyTheMod wrote: I would make Timmy the king of all Newgrounds! MUAHAHAHAAHAA!!!!

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?


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Response to If you own newgrounds? May. 13th, 2012 @ 10:08 AM Reply

At 5/13/12 10:06 AM, TurkeyBased wrote:
At 5/13/12 10:05 AM, WorshipTimmyTheMod wrote: I would make Timmy the king of all Newgrounds! MUAHAHAHAAHAA!!!!
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

I am a disciple. Sent to spread the word of the glorious Timmy.


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Response to If you own newgrounds? May. 13th, 2012 @ 10:10 AM Reply

At 5/13/12 10:08 AM, brokenrecord6299 wrote:

I am a disciple. Sent to spread the word of the glorious Timmy.

That's exactly what he's going to say. He's said it a thousand times.


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Response to If you own newgrounds? May. 13th, 2012 @ 10:10 AM Reply

At 5/13/12 10:08 AM, brokenrecord6299 wrote: I am a disciple. Sent to spread the word of the glorious Timmy.

Wrong account?

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Response to If you own newgrounds? May. 13th, 2012 @ 10:12 AM Reply

Thread made in '06? Wow. Bump much? Anyhow I'd just continue any things that the admins would otherwise do.

At 5/13/12 10:06 AM, TurkeyBased wrote:
At 5/13/12 10:05 AM, WorshipTimmyTheMod wrote: I would make Timmy the king of all Newgrounds! MUAHAHAHAAHAA!!!!
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

He's a Timmy worshipper.


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Response to If you own newgrounds? May. 13th, 2012 @ 10:17 AM Reply

Make flashes of spartan porn. Change the site name to Hentaigrounds.


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Response to If you own newgrounds? May. 13th, 2012 @ 11:27 AM Reply

At 5/13/12 10:19 AM, Protagonist wrote: I'd make being a brony a bannable offense.

But it's opposite day...


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Response to If you own newgrounds? May. 13th, 2012 @ 11:27 AM Reply

Posted Oct. 5th, 2006 @ 08:21 PM


ok

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Response to If you own newgrounds? May. 13th, 2012 @ 11:29 AM Reply

At 5/13/12 11:27 AM, Strength wrote: Posted Oct. 5th, 2006 @ 08:21 PM

Posted A few seconds ago


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Response to If you own newgrounds? May. 13th, 2012 @ 11:46 AM Reply

I'd basically delete the whole portal and just replace it with an artifacted jpeg of my face.

Also everyone on the BBS automatically gains admin powers.


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Response to If you own newgrounds? May. 13th, 2012 @ 12:08 PM Reply

Change the damn stars back to a numerical score.

Also, raise the minimum score for a submission being saved in the portal.


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Response to If you own newgrounds? May. 13th, 2012 @ 03:45 PM Reply

At 5/13/12 10:10 AM, brokenrecord6299 wrote:
At 5/13/12 10:08 AM, brokenrecord6299 wrote:

I am a disciple. Sent to spread the word of the glorious Timmy.
That's exactly what he's going to say. He's said it a thousand times.

Now I know whose alt that is...

Fail

fu

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Response to If you own newgrounds? May. 13th, 2012 @ 03:57 PM Reply

I would sell it to google ha..hah


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Response to If you own newgrounds? May. 13th, 2012 @ 03:59 PM Reply

I'd give it back to Tom, what the fuck am I doing with it?


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Response to If you own newgrounds? May. 13th, 2012 @ 05:05 PM Reply

Being a GM Scripter, I'm probably biased saying this, but, I'd make all of my most-used scripts Official NG features, with some streamlining of features to be more bandwidth-friendly.

Next, I'd greatly improve on the social aspect of NG, I believe 2012 is the year in which the web will become more personal than we've ever seen in the past, with social networks and the smartphone becoming the new "in" thing. So, I'd make Newgrounds sort of like a social network for creators and indie fans. Though I'd try in every way to preserve the feel that the site has, because NG has never felt corporate like a site like FB or Twitter, and NG wouldn't be NG with that corporate feel.

On the subject of making the site more personal for everyone, I'd launch an iOS, Android, and Blackberry campaign of apps, where users could easily use the forums, chat, publish news posts, and those with video upload abilities could upload videos, etc.

I'd also try to direct some of NG's capital toward's purchasing/partnering with a firm specializing in smart/personalized advertising. I'd change all ads on the site to be more smoothly integrated into the UI and personalized to the user, including the API ads.

I'd make the Audio portal a place where artists could easily organize albums, and develop connections with some producers/publishers to offer some of the best NG Audio artists the ability to pitch their material to audio professionals.

I'd do a similar deal with Movies and Games, develop connections with a network of television/movie/game producers, giving the very best of NG's community the ability to join the professional world.

Also, I'd allow Games to be published in Java, HTML5, and Unity aside from just Flash, to make NG a more attractive place for other indie devs to submit content.

I'd also make a restricted version of video submission available. Formats such as .mp4 could be submitted by every user with a certain filesize cap and quantity per month based on the stats of their other submissions. This way, users' whose .mp4 movies are in high demand would be able to submit them while those who spammed the system would lose the privilege.

I'd have an automated system to track the behaviors of suspected alts to stop abuse of the site.

Open the Lit portal. Including a publisher connection like all of the other portals.

Sharegrounds, a new type of portal specifically for organizing cool or unique content from across the internet that users found while browsing the web.

A Sharegrounds plugin for major web browsers.

Sharegrounds button available for other web devs to put on their sites.

And that's just the beginning, NG has so much potential and a community brimming with creativity. I can say without doubt from talking to non regulars that NG is already making a resurgence, hopefully the staff takes advantage of this new momentum to make this site something big, this is where I got my start as a creator and I want to see big things happen for NG.

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Response to If you own newgrounds? May. 13th, 2012 @ 05:20 PM Reply

At 5/13/12 04:25 PM, Natick wrote: Firebomb the servers.

If I owned Newgrounds I'd:

Invent a new number
Go to Mars
Start a harem
Legalize marijuana
Go back in time and go to woodstock
Invite God to the office and ask him which Religion is right
Slap a baby just because
Reinvent the internet
Solve a paradox
Divide by 0


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Response to If you own newgrounds? May. 13th, 2012 @ 05:28 PM Reply

I would give it a pony them and then i would proceed to bathe myself in the delicious tears of butt hurt Newgrounders complaining as the bronies dance in happiness as they refer to me as ''The Great and Powerful Queen of the Portal''.

If you own newgrounds?


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Response to If you own newgrounds? May. 13th, 2012 @ 05:32 PM Reply

At 10/5/06 08:21 PM, TNT wrote: If you own newgrounds, what would you do?

sell it to someone who'll actually be involved within the community.


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