The Government Conspiracy

[WolfSoldier]

What kind of government conspiracy do you think goes on beneath it all? What things do the government as we know it to be do that we will never ever know about?

Personally I find government conspiracy really interesting and I'll share with you some information found on the web that is disturbing and horrifying.

Majestic 12-MJ12-secret government society formed by Truman of 12 different divisions led by 12 men (most all in the military) devoted to hiding the truths from the people. And by the truths I refer to extraterrestrials, technological advances, and secret bunker bases all over the south west (Nevada, Area 51) Then there's the roswell incident where a UFO apparently crashed and the US government covered it all up as a crashed weather balloon. Some extremists will tell you that infact 3 aliens were inside the craft that crashed and 1 survived the accident. Then if you want to hear something even more extreme then that I've heard that aliens called the greys negotiated with the US goverment to be able to abduct cows and people in exchange for technology. Again UFOlogists will tell you that the greys have a digestive disorder and need cow and human blood or something like that because they are similiar.

Illuminati-Then there is the secret society of the Illuminati...a secret group which has an invisible grasp over the entire world. Apparently they use their 'influence' to effect the world events and put a mask over all of our faces and make us see fake goverments and leaders.

I just found this information by accident and thought I might share it with all of you.

[mysecondstar]

you do realize that it's all speculation. there is no concrete evidence of government conspiracies, or secret organizations with a hand in every aspect of world affairs. i will agree with you that there are somethings that the government hides from us to prevent mass hysteria. but aside from that, i find it highly unlikely.

[WolfSoldier]

Did I say i believe any of this...NO No i believe i said it was just interesting and a good topic for discussion but no you had to go and be stupid and ruin it

[Taxman2A]

Actually, it goes much deeper than that.
As a member of our armed forces, I feel that it is now time to speak on these matters.

First off, if you have ever used a payphone, we have your DNA on record, and have begun a partial cloning process on you. There is no animated clone of you in the world yet, but there may very well be a cryogenically frozen rendering.

There is a secret government organization called the "Night Terrors" who use ultra high level technology to spread the governments will upon not just the world, but the planet.

Have you ever heard stories about how the moon landings were faked? Well it goes deeper than that- there is no moon. It is just a government created hoax.

Oh yeah, and Bill Clinton- totally computer generated!

Also, back before Columbus, when they said the world was flat, that was correct. The government uses a technologically advanced system of mirrors and propaganda to convince you otherwise. Any astrophysicist who hasn't been mortally threatened by the government can tell you this (if any are left).

Well, I can hear the enforcement squad coming up the street to my apartment right now, as the government knew that I was typing this even before I hit the post button.

I will type this before I am taken...
As a member of the armed forced I will certainly be replaced with my clone almost immediately, and will likely say that I was "just joking" when I typed this post.

It was worth it to tell the truth though.
Record this quick before they have this thread deleted!

[Taxman2A]

HELLO.
I AM NOW RETURNING TO MY COMPUTER. SORRY I WAS GONE.
DISREGARD MY LAST POST.
I WAS JOKING.
TIME FOR ME TO SLEEP.
GOOD EVENING.

[Taxman2A]

OK... before I start creating more conspiracy theorists by my above joke, I just want to clarify that I made that post mainly to prove the point that casting aspersions against the government (or anyone else) just for the sake of doing it is pretty pointless.

Conspiracy theorists are generally wasting their time by indulging into their fantasies of the government being an evil entity bent on human mind control.

Is the government perfect?- no.
Is the government hiding evidence of UFO discoveries from us- Wouldn't bet my paycheck on it.
Sure, there is nothing I can do to say it isn't true.
However, most of the "evidence" out there in support of the government hiding extra-terrestrial life from us has been refuted as hoax.
Noone has any legitimate reason to believe in such a thing besides their overactive imagination.

I know you made this thread to have fun though, thats the same reason I left the above posts. :)

Hey don't listen to me though, I'm just a clone of a guy taken out by the government, because he knew too much .

[mysecondstar]

At 3/19/03 02:17 AM, WolfSoldier wrote: Did I say i believe any of this...NO No i believe i said it was just interesting and a good topic for discussion but no you had to go and be stupid and ruin it

my my, aren't we touchy. you alright there? need a prozac? wow, how could i be so stupid and ruin your wonder, thought provoking thread? should i not have stated my opinion at all? evidently, according to you, i shouldn't have at all. you posted, you asked for opinion, i gave mine. if anyone is stupid, i would point straight back at you.

[JudgeDredd]

At 3/19/03 02:02 AM, WolfSoldier wrote: What kind of government conspiracy do you think goes on?

well i live in the south pacific (not America) so i have notice notice every time i go near one of these conspiracy topics my modem will sudd

** Error - internal server error. The site's administrator has been notified. **

[Ted-Easton]

HA.
THAT WAS A GOOD JOKE.
LET US LAUGH.
HA.
HUMOUR IS UNCALLED FOR.
LET US STOP LAUGHING.

[TheEvilOne]

The government isn't smart enough for there to be some sort of "conspiracy".

[JMHX]

There are some things the government hides from us, as was said, but nothing that would destroy us if we never knew about it. Besides, most people are content to go about their daily lives. There are things we don't tell on Newgrounds, either. *points to badge*

[TheShrike]

*taps earpiece*
Yessir. Code Magenta.
*taps earpiece*
Nosir. I will keep watching.
*taps earpeice*
Nosir. They know nothing.
Taxman may have to be terminated.
*taps earpeice*
Defective, sir.
*taps earpeice*
Yessir. Over and out.

[TheShrike]

Anyway, the best conspiracies are the ones you cannot prove.

[panik]

At 3/19/03 02:30 AM, Taxman2A wrote: HELLO.
I AM NOW RETURNING TO MY COMPUTER. SORRY I WAS GONE.
DISREGARD MY LAST POST.
I WAS JOKING.
TIME FOR ME TO SLEEP.
GOOD EVENING.

That was great, I was rolling

[clownfish]

There certainly are many things the governement is hiding, but I think the odds of it being something like extra terrestrial life are ridiculously low. I just saw conspiracy theory... nice, but I hate Mel Gibson, I'd find it very hard to believe him having a superhuman IQ. How about the lists of collaborators with the Germans in Brittain? That was cept a secret longer than I can imagine being necessary. Maybe the queen was a nazi.

[TheShrike]

At 3/19/03 02:56 PM, clownfish wrote: Maybe the queen was a nazi.

Somehow, I doubt this

[clownfish]

Well, I know the former Czech president was probably a collaborator with the Russians. He was the person that the list of the communist secret police in the Czech Republik is not opened. It would explain why in the eighties the communists suddenly left him alone, while a year earlier he was their worst enemy, and they would have probably sentenced him to life imprisonment. Maybe that isn't the only case... Maybe it is.