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China as a eerie little entity is understated as well lol, you know very well they could trample NK if it wanted to. That's why China isn't upset about NK bringing upon this trouble. China is handling them behind the scenes i'd bet.

At 3/19/03 04:43 PM, wafflemeister wrote: I SERIOUSLYdo not think Americans have the right to insult the French. Our country is 1/2 fatasses

ROFL...Thanks, I needed that bit of comedy there. Always fun to toss some pointless humor into serious discussion. Fun =P

*not being sarcastic or anything*

At 3/19/03 04:43 PM, wafflemeister wrote: I SERIOUSLYdo not think Americans have the right to insult the French. Our country is 1/2 fatasses

Fatasses > snobs

At 3/19/03 04:43 PM, wafflemeister wrote: I SERIOUSLYdo not think Americans have the right to insult the French. Our country is 1/2 fatasses

Wait?! The French eat?

At 3/19/03 04:43 PM, NJDeadzone wrote:
Sun-Tzu(wrote the Art of War-the best military strategy book EVER)

Sun-Tzu was pretty good, but I prefer von Clausewitz. On War is an incredible collection of strategy.

At 3/19/03 11:15 PM, Commander-K25 wrote:

At 3/19/03 04:43 PM, NJDeadzone wrote:
Sun-Tzu(wrote the Art of War-the best military strategy book EVER)

Sun-Tzu was pretty good, but I prefer von Clausewitz. On War is an incredible collection of strategy.

i'll look into it, thanx for the tip. i should make a Reading Rainbow Topic in the forum

Freedom fries... that's soooo sad.... come on, i mean people in America were throwing French products away just because they're French!!!!! that is sooooooo lame....

At 3/20/03 06:36 AM, Barna wrote: Freedom fries... that's soooo sad.... come on, i mean people in America were throwing French products away just because they're French!!!!! that is sooooooo lame....

"Leik, OMG! Seriously?"

While it's not the greatest show of maturity, it's just something we do to get all of that pent up anger out.

It's high time for US to invade France and ruin their whole shit.

i checked the 'random facts' section of my AIM profile today. guess what it was?

"France is the world's third greatest military power. (Behind the US, and Russia respectively)"

not so much of a joke anymore, are they?

At 3/18/03 06:54 PM, tiden12 wrote: Honestly heres one why did the french send soldiers into iraq? TO teach them how to surrender i could go on for hours about my feelings. But honestly when was the last time the french actualy fought in a war and dont say ww2 cuz the second germany touched their soil they sirrendered

Thank you for sharing your opinion with us. Everyone who has read your post is now 12% dumber for doing so, and despise you for wasting valuable seconds of our lives.

At 11/3/03 08:58 AM, D2KVirus wrote: Thank you for sharing your opinion with us. Everyone who has read your post is now 12% dumber for doing so, and despise you for wasting valuable seconds of our lives.

Actually, D2K, I am only 10.28% dumber. Please make sure all your facts are right before insulting people.

Let hem live and let them die. If they want to fight then let them. I prefer the French to die instead of any Dutch people. Btw. Holland is also sending troops, that's also completly usless

Oh I almost forget. I have to agree with Baksi. I going to France for on vacation for about 6 years. The French chicks are very very good :D

tres bien femme:D:D

Here's one: Why did the Frenchman go to Iraq?
To see the arrogant smirk wiped off the Americans' faces with aeach and every carbomb.

By the way, since when did the "war" "end"? Are they making this shit up?

At 3/18/03 06:54 PM, tiden12 wrote: But honestly when was the last time the french actualy fought in a war and dont say ww2 cuz the second germany touched their soil they sirrendered

Ah, France and their silly Maginot Line. They had the right idea, just not the strategic placing. Anyway, the French aren’t exactly very war-like people (at least not since the Middle Ages). Just because they choose to not fight in a war doesn’t necessarily mean that they are a bad country. Quit beating your own chest.

I won't say ww2 cuz they were the victims and they don't give a shit about us anymore; that's why they don't want to help us take saddam down. they don't want us to care for them anymore but... dammit I forgot the last war that the french jokers were supposed to have fought... bah screw it. they just piss me off. and don't say "everything pisses you off" cuz I'm not like that

your right, france is a joke

NJDeadZone wrote: China as a eerie little entity is understated as well lol, you know very well they could trample NK if it wanted to. That's why China isn't upset about NK bringing upon this trouble. China is handling them behind the scenes i'd bet.

that might be true but I heard that they got over with their first launch into space

At 11/4/03 12:16 PM, SephirothsRevenge wrote: I won't say ww2 cuz they were the victims and they don't give a shit about us anymore; that's why they don't want to help us take saddam down. they don't want us to care for them anymore but... dammit I forgot the last war that the french jokers were supposed to have fought... bah screw it. they just piss me off. and don't say "everything pisses you off" cuz I'm not like that

your right, france is a joke

Jeez lets all make fun of the country that wont support Bush in his little "lets do what my dad couldnt" war . You call them pansies when they stood up for what they believed in (and got the backing of most of the world) on this war. It takes a real country to fight for peace, it takes a dumb ass with power to fight for oil.

At 11/1/03 08:19 AM, Livecorpse wrote: It's high time for US to invade France and ruin their whole shit.

Ok. I have to agree with blueloa, my main man on this one. For one, why should we ruin their whole shit? They, if anyone can recall aided us WAY back when we were in the Revolution w/ Britain. They didn't have to, but these people, who, given were looking out for their own asses, did. Then, when they needed help from us; (Recall the War between Britain and France), we turned our backs and let them to rot, even when we had signed an official treaty saying that if they ever needed help, we would be there. Now, when we need help, and they give us a dose of our own medicine, we begin to cry like little bitches? The French, who are human, hold grudges too(also recall the XYZ affair, which also invariably led to an undeclared war with them). They were a country far before us, I just believe that we as Americans are one of the most hypocritical people out there.

At 3/18/03 06:54 PM, tiden12 wrote: But honestly when was the last time the french actualy fought in a war and dont say ww2 cuz the second germany touched their soil they sirrendered

Well wouldn't you if the German War Machine was thundering through your country, considering they were next door? Oh, ever hear of The Resistance? Don't bullshit others.

Especially when it comes to the 8===D-ness of "We've been in more wars than X", because it's retarded beyond belief. For some reason, the French didn't leap twenty feet in the air as soon as some Commie farted in South East Asia, and weren't participating in a PR campaign with Russia for 50 years over who's weapons caused the most mass destruction.

Now, do a little history. The moment the US engage in a war that lasts over 100 years, give me an e-mail. I'll be long dead, the planet will have melted down for scrap, and you'll be forgotten...and that doesn't mean you can do so next week.

You never noticed that Empires never do much good in the long run? Look at all the previous encumbants of The Globe: The Greeks, The Romans, The Carthaginians, The English, The Spanish - what have they got left? Your nation is well and truly NEXT.

*kicks a frog*

Now that I've got that over with, I would just like to reiterate the fact that the French only helped the US in the revolutionary war to stick it to the british without declaring war, after having lost the French and Indian war, where they armed a bunch of native americans and laughed as they were ruthlessly murdered by american colonists.

THANKS FRANCE! You did as much to wipe the Native Americans off the map as Andrew Jackson! Without you, there would have been no legitimate reason to hate Native Americans on a racial basis!

At 3/20/03 06:36 AM, Barna wrote: Freedom fries... that's soooo sad.... come on, i mean people in America were throwing French products away just because they're French!!!!! that is sooooooo lame....

what about 'liberty cabbage' during WW2? haha, we've always done stupid things like this apparently.

Why do Americans always measure a countrys greatness on its military victories? I think France shuld be PRAISED for not fighting wars.

Ok, France sucks, plain and simple, I'm not sure why them refusing to help us sparked such a outlash against them, I've never been able to stand the French anyway. For all those people who say France has some strong army, you're right.......if you're talking about some 300 years ago. After that, you guys really havent had anything, but I will give you guys credit for being kick ass at that time.

For all of you who hate the U.S, wheres a good legitimate reason for you to do so other than you think its cool the hate the U.S just like a lot of other little boners out there who think they are hard core. If you really have a good reason, then by all means, hate us, I frankly don't give a fuck. But if you really don't, which is most of you people who just post anti-American bs all the time, please take your head out of your ass and go find something better to do with your life than bash the U.S on the internet. Everyone is tough when they can hide behind a computer screen, but really, you arent, get a life.

Now, to address all those little people who are going to respond to my post and try to personally insult me or the U.S: do whatever you want, and after you're done re-examine your life and see why you are so pissed off over this fourm thread. If you are really that mad, go outside and do something about it rather than sit here and bitch your little heart out.

And for the record, I think the U.S is the best fucking country around, and we will be for a while yet, but I'm not ignorant enough to think that it'll last forever, beacuse as history tells us, all great empires will fall. With any luck we'll have become unified as a world before then and the power struggle will finally stop.

At 11/5/03 03:50 PM, RedSkunk wrote

what about 'liberty cabbage' during WW2? haha, we've always done stupid things like this apparently.

Well, the germans WERE killing innocent jews and really causing a good reason for the renaming. Its not like the French are killing innocents now, are they?

At 11/5/03 05:34 PM, bumcheekcity wrote: Why do Americans always measure a countrys greatness on its military victories? I think France should be PRAISED for not fighting wars.

Unfortunately, thats not what most people who posted on this thread think.

At 11/5/03 05:34 PM, bumcheekcity wrote: Why do Americans always measure a countrys greatness on its military victories? I think France shuld be PRAISED for not fighting wars.

Becuase thats what our hairy, money hungry, big penis ego says we should do

At 11/2/03 04:28 PM, gerbilfromhellll wrote: i checked the 'random facts' section of my AIM profile today. guess what it was?

"France is the world's third greatest military power. (Behind the US, and Russia respectively)"

not so much of a joke anymore, are they?

Yeah, and the Russians have had a LONG and successful record of fighting wars ever since 1951, hmm?

I may not like empires and Imperialism. However, I really do hate snobs even worse.

Believe me. If America was in Europe or within reach of Germany , it would of been a very different story. Britian had to worry about protecting their own country and rebuilding their bombed cities first , before worrying about assaulting.

At 11/5/03 07:59 PM, SchiesterSpear wrote: Ok, France sucks, plain and simple, I'm not sure why them refusing to help us sparked such a outlash against them, I've never been able to stand the French anyway. For all those people who say France has some strong army, you're right.......if you're talking about some 300 years ago. After that, you guys really havent had anything, but I will give you guys credit for being kick ass at that time.

Once again, basic mathmatics fails you. It's down to 200 years, actually.

However, once again it's just WWII you base your whole "argument" *stifle laughter* on. So, why aren't you nailing the Dutch, the Belgians, the Danes, Polish, Czechs, Hungarians - all the OTHER nations that thought it would be smarter to surrender when their neighbour had a huge amount of troops, tanks, bombers etc. thundering towards them? Has that ever happened to the US?

What's that I hear? Is it the sound of crickets chirping? Well how the fuck can you compare?!? What'll YOU do if the Canadians snapped and went Third Reich on you? Nothing - they're too close, so all the missile control centres will get confused that something within 300 miles was posing a threat.

Worse still, you didn't fun their military programme. SHIT!

For all of you who hate the U.S, wheres a good legitimate reason for you to do so other than you think its cool the hate the U.S just like a lot of other little boners out there who think they are hard core. If you really have a good reason, then by all means, hate us, I frankly don't give a fuck. But if you really don't, which is most of you people who just post anti-American bs all the time, please take your head out of your ass and go find something better to do with your life than bash the U.S on the internet. Everyone is tough when they can hide behind a computer screen, but really, you arent, get a life.

Everyone is tough when they come up with the same response, and fail to notice the irony.

What you're saying is, to paraphrase, "Say that in the street, and I'll kick your ass." Well I'm afraide I didn't see much ass kicking when several million Americans protested against the war, so that falls flatter than the shape of the earth Fundamentalist Christians believe it is.

So,I guess I'm OK, though. By making 9/11 jokes on the WTC site, that makes me "hardcore", and therefore above your criticisms?

Have you paused to think...scratch that, but I'm on a roll anyway - it isn't people trying to be "cool", "hip", or "popular" when they point out the US is the biggest threat to Global Peace? Maybe they have a point, which is well researched, backed up, and means something? Now, compare that to what you're saying. "My country ROCKS, because I say so, and that's that." Oh dear...

Now, to address all those little people who are going to respond to my post and try to personally insult me or the U.S: do whatever you want, and after you're done re-examine your life and see why you are so pissed off over this fourm thread. If you are really that mad, go outside and do something about it rather than sit here and bitch your little heart out.

So you've bitched, moaned and wailed about people bagging your country, and that's OK? PERSPECTIVE!!!

And for the record, I think the U.S is the best fucking country around, and we will be for a while yet, but I'm not ignorant enough to think that it'll last forever, beacuse as history tells us, all great empires will fall. With any luck we'll have become unified as a world before then and the power struggle will finally stop.

And you have invalidated every post you have, and will, ever make with that statment. You could at least have said it would be a smart thing to nuke the entire Middle East region, and wonder why you aren't taken seriously.

Now, all I ask is one favour from you. To prove how "manly" you are, go to Paris with a megaphone and placard, and state your case to the French about how they don't deserve to live, because you - an American - says so, and therefore you muct be obeyed. Take your pick: Prison or Nuthouse. Simple, really.