I got in trouble for rape..

[WillPostForFood]

Sometimes i think the newgrounds in me just carrys over to my real life. I got in trouble for saying 'Rape her' just like a red blooded pure newgroundite should!

You see, there is this girl at my school named suzy. Shes a complete bitch right. When we were out in the school lawn playing kick ball she had the nerve to push me out of her way so she could get by instead of simply saying 'excuse me'. So i said to myself 'ill get her back..'

Later that day i followed her to her last period class..I charged into the room and slapped that bitch upside her head..The baddass black man in me just came out! So i was escorted to the principle by the campus police officer. At this time suzy was in the class crying her eyes out, i was laughing the hole walk.

I get to the principle, i sit down, and she starts talking to me. She repeats the story seing if she got it right...Then she says what will get me in trouble.."What should you do?"...I know now that i should have said "Say sorry!"..But no...The internet baddass in me made me say "Rape her".

So now i am suspended for 10 days from my school all for that.

What should I do!?

[Supity-Lolity]

At 9/29/06 06:56 PM, WillPostForFood wrote:

What should I do!?

Nice move there, do it again.

[m4x0]

I would say rape her, but were not allowed anymore. I'd say get youre NG post count up extra high while you dont have to go to school.

[bucher]

hahahaha, the sad part is people probably do that.

[Idiosyncratic]

Sorry, man tough. There are sometimes that Newgrounds references aren't good. That's one of them.

[WillPostForFood]

At 9/29/06 07:04 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Sorry, man tough. There are sometimes that Newgrounds references aren't good. That's one of them.

I thaught newgrounds refference are allways a good way to win a RL intelligent argument.

[HeartbreakHoldout]

I guess the phrase loses its humour in real life.
Real humour and internets humour generally don't transcend the barriers very well. Oh well, at least you'll have ten days to enjoy the internet.

[AntiEverythingGoon]

You stupid dick.

How dare you hit a girl? Who the fuck do you think you are? Only weak cowards hit girls and make them cry. If you were in my school you would get your ass kicked, I have no clue where you live, but it must be with a bunch of low lifes if they let you get away with smacking a girl.

Shame on you, asshole.

[BobbyJenkins]

Hahahah ooohh dear.

Was like when I was babysitting this little 8 year old boy. We're watching TMNT, and this one bad guy keeps getting this weird mutation in his arm. The lil boy is like 'what's wrong with his arm?' and I just go 'I dunno...maybe it's AIDS' without thinking. Thankfully the little boy just muttered something of a 'maybe', not understanding what I meant.

[grif392]

smoooth. pretty funny though.

[XxMittensxX]

At 9/29/06 07:06 PM, AntiEverythingGoon wrote: You stupid dick.

How dare you hit a girl? Who the fuck do you think you are? Only weak cowards hit girls and make them cry. If you were in my school you would get your ass kicked, I have no clue where you live, but it must be with a bunch of low lifes if they let you get away with smacking a girl.

Shame on you, asshole.

hahaha dude, i agree with you, but if youre gunna be holerin out threats like that, you might wanna change you 14 year old-pussy-ass picture hahahahaha

[LTmatt]

lol, weird. atleast you don't hafta go to school.

[DareDevilGuy]

If that really happened, you're my hero. It was a moronic act of just screaming the first thing that came to your head, but still...

My. Personal. Hero.

I wish I had the nerve to pull that :(

[f15]

At 9/29/06 07:06 PM, AntiEverythingGoon wrote: You stupid dick.

How dare you hit a girl? Who the fuck do you think you are? Only weak cowards hit girls and make them cry. If you were in my school you would get your ass kicked, I have no clue where you live, but it must be with a bunch of low lifes if they let you get away with smacking a girl.

Shame on you, asshole.

u chill lolz

girls like that just need a good messin with i like mind games

thats how i get them

[Crag]

what? she started crying? that bitch just wanted you to get in trouble.

damn girls are so convincing when they do that >.<

[Sanity-of-Insanity]

At 9/29/06 06:56 PM, WillPostForFood wrote: <Insert Badass story here>
So now i am suspended for 10 days from my school all for that.

What should I do!?

Nothing you will have a badass Rep when you get back and the bitch will now know not to fuck with WillPostForFood

[faretheewell]

I got banned for saying rape on the BBS, for a thing that isn't even a rule. The last that I checked, that's the only thing that keeps me on here: Skeleton Gangrape. Goodjob, though. I should have done that to a lot of teachers at school.

[WillPostForFood]

At 9/29/06 07:12 PM, American-Zombie wrote:

At 9/29/06 06:56 PM, WillPostForFood wrote: <Insert Badass story here>
So now i am suspended for 10 days from my school all for that.

What should I do!?

Nothing you will have a badass Rep when you get back and the bitch will now know not to fuck with WillPostForFood

Yeah hopefully ill be even more of a baddass then before!

[LTmatt]

At 9/29/06 07:06 PM, AntiEverythingGoon wrote: You stupid dick.

How dare you hit a girl? Who the fuck do you think you are? Only weak cowards hit girls and make them cry. If you were in my school you would get your ass kicked, I have no clue where you live, but it must be with a bunch of low lifes if they let you get away with smacking a girl.

Shame on you, asshole.

lol, read this.

[faretheewell]

that, LTmatt, Is brilliant.

[RyanKajito]

At 9/29/06 06:56 PM, WillPostForFood wrote: What should I do!?

I'm suprised no one said rape her. They probably didn't want to get banned.

Well, I think that it's retarded for getting suspended for 10 days just for saying rape her. But unfortunately, there's nothing you can do about it.

[Gunter45]

Maybe they weren't aware that rape is hilarious.

[DareDevilGuy]

At 9/29/06 07:15 PM, RyanKajito wrote: Well, I think that it's retarded for getting suspended for 10 days just for saying rape her. But unfortunately, there's nothing you can do about it.

Except for actually raping her

[Nordavind]

At 9/29/06 07:06 PM, AntiEverythingGoon wrote: You stupid dick.

How dare you hit a girl? Who the fuck do you think you are? Only weak cowards hit girls and make them cry. If you were in my school you would get your ass kicked, I have no clue where you live, but it must be with a bunch of low lifes if they let you get away with smacking a girl.

Shame on you, asshole.

Shame on YOU. God, why are people like you such idiots? They come on newgrounds, see a post and other people's replies which can therefore BLUNTLY SIGNIFY that the post is for humor purposes. Stop taking such things so literally and look before you leap, DUMBASS. It's totally obvious that this post was a gag, and there you go just pulling your two cents (which none of us give a shit about) and throwing it out there like you're an important person.

Get over yourself, and cut the "modesty" act.

[WillPostForFood]

At 9/29/06 07:16 PM, Gunter45 wrote: Maybe they weren't aware that rape is hilarious.

I guess not!

[kidray76]

What you should do? Get a lawyer.

[Maus]

At 9/29/06 07:15 PM, RyanKajito wrote: Well, I think that it's retarded for getting suspended for 10 days just for saying rape her. But unfortunately, there's nothing you can do about it.

I think it's retarded, too. "Hi, we're going to punish you by making you stay home!"

She pushed you, and you waited a length of time, and then hit her from behind? You're a total puss, and deserve a kick in the nads.

[Taime]

At 9/29/06 06:56 PM, WillPostForFood wrote: What should I do!?

Never take advice off the NG BBS ever again. I admire your nerve to say it in front of someone though.

[LTmatt]

At 9/29/06 07:15 PM, faretheewell wrote: that, LTmatt, Is brilliant.

lol people call it sick but they're just pissed cause it happened to them

[f15]

he shoulda stuck to mind games