So this kid uses a shiv on the bus

[LolNinjers]

So about an hour ago, I'm riding home on the bus, I hear yelling and it turns out that 2 kids I know, Robert and Cody, are in a fight. Earlier, Robert was showing a home-made shiv he made from a damned pencil sharpener to these 2 girls I know, and ended up trying to use it on Cody. So when they're punching each other over God knows what, this other girl I know tries to hold Robert back, and Robert headbutts her. But then she starts fucking punching Robert in the back of the head. Robert ends up getting away and heads to the front of the bus, his face partially red from being hit. When he's in the front, everyone was like "HE HAD A BLADE AND HE THREW IT OUT THE WINDOW!!" so the bus driver pulls over and calls the cops. The cops are out there in no time, they board the bus, and everyone goes, "HE HAD A BLADE WHEN THEY WERE FIGHTING" so the cops go "Okay, lets cuff him." and they fucking CARRIED HIM IN THE AIR DOWN THE 3 STEPS LOL!!! So when they have him on the ground he's crying and shit, and goes "FUCK YOU!!!" later to the cops. They load him up, a cop takes statements from about 10 kids, and here I am now.

[Scotttheskaterr]

What the fuck is shiv?

[Death-Locked]

Please don't use a word that doesn't exist.

shiv? I think not.

[Officer]

okaaay... paragraphs might help

[WillPostForFood]

Wow that story sucked.

[LolNinjers]

http://www.urbandict..define.php?term=Shiv

[Marsupial]

We call 'em shanks in merry old Englan
Your area is pretty fucked up if that is like an everyday thing, probably not though

[LolNinjers]

At 9/29/06 06:33 PM, Underoath797 wrote: worst fake thread ever

It wasn't fake you dipshit. I even have pictures of it on my phone.

[LuigiBot]

"Shiv" is a homemade knife mostly made in prisons.

[bigexplosions]

Those kids are a bunch of assholes.

Poor kid that's now arrested. D:

[Lost-Chances]

At 9/29/06 06:33 PM, Scotttheskaterr wrote: What the fuck is shiv?

It's a homemade blade. Unlike knives, shivs are normally sharped ends of things like toothbrushes and spoon handles.

[ISpitOnYourGrave]

At 9/29/06 06:36 PM, DollarStoreNinja wrote:

At 9/29/06 06:33 PM, Underoath797 wrote: worst fake thread ever

It wasn't fake you dipshit. I even have pictures of it on my phone.

post them and we will believe you

[TakeNoPrisoners]

At 9/29/06 06:33 PM, Underoath797 wrote: worst fake thread ever

Yeah, because it's so unlikely that this could ever happen to someone who gets on Newgrounds. The story is believable, stop being a dick.

[LolNinjers]

At 9/29/06 06:37 PM, Homeless-Kitten wrote:

At 9/29/06 06:36 PM, DollarStoreNinja wrote:

At 9/29/06 06:33 PM, Underoath797 wrote: worst fake thread ever

It wasn't fake you dipshit. I even have pictures of it on my phone.

post them and we will believe you

They cut my service off about a month ago. I sound like such a liar. =)

[LuigiBot]

Pics or it didn't happen

[Killer-DuK]

At 9/29/06 06:36 PM, DollarStoreNinja wrote:

At 9/29/06 06:33 PM, Underoath797 wrote: worst fake thread ever

It wasn't fake you dipshit. I even have pictures of it on my phone.

Lets see them then.

[ISpitOnYourGrave]

At 9/29/06 06:42 PM, Killer-DuK wrote:

At 9/29/06 06:36 PM, DollarStoreNinja wrote:

At 9/29/06 06:33 PM, Underoath797 wrote: worst fake thread ever

It wasn't fake you dipshit. I even have pictures of it on my phone.

Lets see them then.

i just asked him that and he said no

[TheRadicalOne]

At 9/29/06 06:39 PM, DollarStoreNinja wrote:

At 9/29/06 06:37 PM, Homeless-Kitten wrote:

At 9/29/06 06:36 PM, DollarStoreNinja wrote:

At 9/29/06 06:33 PM, Underoath797 wrote:

They cut my service off about a month ago. I sound like such a liar. =)

Yes you do, but I still belive you, weve had some people at our school that would try messed up shit like that.

[m4x0]

Lol, why bother making a knife from a toothbrush when ladel beatings are deadlier?

[Dobio]

At 9/29/06 06:37 PM, bigexplosions wrote: Poor kid that's now arrested. D:

What? He fucking tried to use it on the other kid. How is he a 'poor kid'? O_o

[Long-Distance-Runner]

You are 13 years of age. Hello.

[bigexplosions]

At 9/29/06 06:47 PM, Dobio wrote:

At 9/29/06 06:37 PM, bigexplosions wrote: Poor kid that's now arrested. D:

What? He fucking tried to use it on the other kid. How is he a 'poor kid'? O_o

Because...

...

Wait, I need to reread that.

*rereads*

...

Ooooooohhhhhhhhhh.

[Lucid-nightmare]

At 9/29/06 06:33 PM, Death-Locked wrote: Please don't use a word that doesn't exist.

shiv? I think not.

your an ignorant fuck >:(

a shiv is a homemade knife that is often used in jail

[Yume-the-Fox]

No shit eh? What kind of fucking loser carries a shiv on a bus? That's the kind of person who grows up to be a wife-beating asshole.

[AntiEverythingGoon]

Holy shit elementary school kids are getting violent.

[SeraphHell]

At 9/29/06 06:33 PM, Scotttheskaterr wrote: What the fuck is shiv?

A makeshift knife.

[LolNinjers]

At 9/29/06 07:03 PM, AntiEverythingGoon wrote: Holy shit elementary school kids are getting violent.

8th grade, so middle school.

[Jesus-Christ]

You crazy kids don't even know about shivs*

* shivs are homemade knives (mostly made in school/prison out of nearby resources)

[LolNinjers]

At 9/29/06 07:05 PM, Jesus-Christ wrote: You crazy kids don't even know about shivs*

* shivs are homemade knives (mostly made in school/prison out of nearby resources)

lol nearby resources = pencil sharpener.