Gentlemen violence is never the answer but sometimes one good way to tone down the problem.
It was my mothers 50th birthday party this weekend. I was a b-day roadie gettin the cake, doin dishes, setting shit up, and doin all this background shit. Late into the night an uninvited member of the party (with over 50 people in one hicks lawn and small shack thing) has the nerve to face wash me with my mothers cake I bought her. The first offense and politely asked him to not do that and that it was not funny and then left to the washroom to clean up. That children is the right thing to do in most cases. No matter how embarrassed or enraged - keep calm and walk away and be honest.
When I got to the washroom he ran up and hit me in the face with a hand full of cake in a much more aggressive face wash. The next part after this I am on the floor with this young wigger defending myself. I don't remember how much I drank and remember this whole thing vaguely. My friends and host of the party tell me I got the worst of it, but got a good shots in and tooled him at the end before my sisters friends stormed in and kicked him out.
By 5 AM he had called the cops and they were there looking for me. He says I assaulted him at my moms party, however my friends told the cops straight out he was uninvited, so he was trespassing, and other obvious shit that made his assault claim look more and more silly as it is. Like provoking me by hitting me with cake in my face, first in a large group of witnesses, and second in a hallway with some girls.
I had a crazy weekend guys. I don't go to parties often these days and this is why - people piss me off. I share this story though because its different and it proves a hard thing bout life. Ya gotta throw a punch sometimes - gotta stick up and defend yourself. You work hard for your mother who raised you to have some punk disrespect her, her party, your work towards making it a good party, and not just you but your family. You do something. (especially if he blinds you with sugary tasty treats meant to eat and then attack like an ape)