Hi Housemates
This is to inform you that LANDLORD may be visiting the property (depending on how previous appointments go) on Thursday 19 November at 6.45 - 7.45 pm to show round prospective tenants for next year.
We have keys and will unlock and relock rooms where necessary. The visitors will be accompanied at all times.
If you could have the house nice and tidy this will speed up the sale and minimise any disruption to you.
Many thanks.
LANDLORD
"We have keys and will unlock and relock rooms where necessary, because remember, you have no privacy".
Holy fuck this is gonna be good; "don't move in, this house is shit" is essentially what I'm gonna say. I'm also tempted to make the house a mess, because, quite frankly, no part of that email was endearing. In fact most of it was just offensive.
In other news, I'm glad that you lot have worse interwebs than me! Well, by glad I mean I'm sorry for you, but it makes me feel better! :P
Good luck knugen with your pcp job. I also got a job recently. My first freelancer job. A company called Oak is paying me £12h/r to make some flash banners.
I've totally made it.