Just Trying to be Nice
Today I was walking through my neighborhood when I noticed that someone's screen fell off their window from the third story and was now sitting in the middle of the road. I went up to the front door to tell my neighbor. Some woman answers.
"Hey, your screen is in..."
"YES WE KNOW."
"Okay, well I was just going to tell you, I just didn't want it to get run over."
So I start walking over to pick it up so I can move it to the side of the road for them.
"DONT PICK IT UP! DONT MOVE IT!"
Now the husband wonders what's going on, so he comes over and starts telling me not to pick it up as well. So I have two people yelling at me not to move it or pick it up.
"Okay, I was just worried."
So I walk off, screen still in the road and just yelled at. I guess that's what I get for trying to help.