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FIRST AID! You all are right, I am wrong, I completely missed that. It's been awhile since I played.

What the hell just happened? Kirk, go to bed.

At 6/21/08 02:03 AM, Senti wrote: wait, are we supposed to post when we are drunk or not

I won't even read the rest of the posts, the answer IS UES!
I myself am drunk, and let me rant a bit.
So to keep things semi simple, I was with a female for nearly 2 best relationship of my life, I actualy consider it the only true "love" I've had of my entire life. Thing is, she got accepted to UBC in Canada and decided to go leaving me out of her life. It was a neatrual seperation and I don't see her any more but we talk all the time. I totally still love her but fuck, I can't do anything about it, she's all the way up there. To ellaborate on the seriousness of us, I took a 96 hour bus ride through greyhound to visit her during our 5 month period of long distance (after being together 6 months of none long distance, hard to explain). Anyway, that trip was hell, and it was 96 hours each way. We had the best relationship I've ever known and ya, I really just can't move on with my life. Every time the idea of dating another chick comes into play, it just seems wrong, it doesn't feel like it's the way things are suppose to be, like the actual order of the universe is fucked up if I do anything along those lines, I know that's weird but it's honest what I feel, I really just can't see myself with anyone else. I can't ellaborate enough how much of a great couple we were, it's not your normal "we love each other" BS relationship, it really was serious, and I just wish it could still exist. So I talked to her tnoight drunk off my ass, she was at at party herself with her new boyfriend (not a very serious realationship, but not my business). I just can't stand the idea of her being with another dude, espeically the idea of this dude being the lame bastard she's told me he is (to an extent, nice guy , but boring as fuck). Anyway, what the fuck should someone like me do? I Want so badly to move on with my life, but seriously, with anyone, it just doesn't feel right, it feels like me and this girl were turly meant to be together and evedrything else is just purely wrong (this is 6 months after seperation). What the fuck would you guys do if you were me? and yes I've slept with other chicks, I've attempted to date others, it just doesn't work. Man fuck me and my drujnk ass posting life stories of depression, whatever the deed is done, help a brotha out.

Oh ya, and luis, I was talking to zekey on aim tonight. I yelled about you putting together a space shooter agme because I've always wanted to, but I feel I Can't with the HAWT competition your bringing in with this new game, so I'll set that goal on hold until yours is up and online and sexy and done with. bah, I'm done ranting about everything that is rantable to my entoxiated mind. peace out.

I r drunk, I loves you all.

At 6/21/08 02:43 AM, NegativeONE wrote: What the hell just happened? Kirk, go to bed.

Nothing happened, move along people.

It's not my fault, there was an open bar goddamnit!

My Site

Hey guys. I've finally got around to sorting my site out and here it is so far. I'm not particularly interested in comments on the overall design etc (although they would still be appreciated) I just want to know where you stand on the text for the news posts. I think its fine and looks quite good but I'd imagine some people would find it hard to read and dislike it. Do any of you think this? Any ideas as to what I can do with it to make it easier to read?

At 6/21/08 06:22 AM, Kirk-Cocaine wrote:

At 6/21/08 02:43 AM, NegativeONE wrote: What the hell just happened? Kirk, go to bed.

Nothing happened, move along people.

It's not my fault, there was an open bar goddamnit!

Actually it is your fault :P

Sounds like a few of us had too many drinks tonight, or just enough as far as were concerned a few to many as far as others are concerned :P

So I can't help but add to my earlier post, my one joy, my one getaway from life has now itself suffered damage, view the pain people, I went to go to bed and RELAX and play before falling asleep, but nooooo, that fucked up thing called karma had to through me another hard ball, view this fucking BS.

Shit my camera is in the basement, way to lazy to get it right now, but ya, My nintendo DS screen is cracked and has colors all over the top screen that shoulnd't be there, I can squeeze it a bit and get about 70% of the lines to diasapear for a few minutes, but that's about it, seriously, what the fuck did I do? murder jewish babies? I think not, why is life getting SOOOOOO gay all of a sudden, and all not of a sudden and just forever. Bah, I'm out, I can't take this right now, sleep is my friend.

Kirk I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO knew you were fucked up, brothas think alike.

RE: Macedonian court convicts bear of stealing honey

At 6/20/08 04:30 PM, GuyWithHisComp wrote: Discuss.

What the hell is the matter with these people?

RE: UnknowFury's site

The text looks fine to me. Although I can't find that calendar you're talking about.

RE: Bad luck

At 6/21/08 06:46 AM, Matt-Porter wrote: Kirk I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO knew you were fucked up, brothas think alike.

I was passed fucked up man! =P As for your GF I don't know what to say. You should just take some time out from the whole relationship scene and give your heart time to move.

Results

The results are in and finished this year with a 2:1. Go me!

At 6/21/08 07:05 AM, Kirk-Cocaine wrote: RE: UnknowFury's site

The text looks fine to me. Although I can't find that calendar you're talking about.

Thats 'cause the posts are from before I designed the new design. Although the calender is all coded now I just need to stick it on there but moving slowly. Thanks for the feedback.

At 6/21/08 07:09 AM, UnknownFury wrote:

At 6/21/08 07:05 AM, Kirk-Cocaine wrote: RE: UnknowFury's site

The text looks fine to me. Although I can't find that calendar you're talking about.

Thats 'cause the posts are from before I designed the new design. Although the calender is all coded now I just need to stick it on there but moving slowly. Thanks for the feedback.

Well, the design isn't much to rave about, but its crisp and clean and I appreciate that. The news system looks fine, and it seems like the overal navigation of the site is straight on. At least it's a lot better than your old one :P

At 6/21/08 06:41 AM, UnknownFury wrote: My Site

Could use a bit more of a background. All the white seems pretty plain. But other than that 10/10

RE hows ma site
I like it, only flaw is the tremendous amount of white space, needs something, some sort of light background perhaps.

Drunken Rant
Well that's a lovely little story I decided to show, alcohol brings out the best in everyone aye?

hehe, I said aye and I'm not even Canadian, what's that all aboot?

At 6/21/08 01:06 PM, Matt-Porter wrote: Drunken Rant
Well that's a lovely little story I decided to show, alcohol brings out the best in everyone aye?

hehe, I said aye and I'm not even Canadian, what's that all aboot?

Aye is Irish silly.

Eh is Canadian. Get your facts straight eh>

Sweden has officially made peace with Russianada.

At 6/21/08 01:12 PM, Coolio-Niato wrote:

At 6/21/08 01:06 PM, Matt-Porter wrote: Drunken Rant
Well that's a lovely little story I decided to show, alcohol brings out the best in everyone aye?

hehe, I said aye and I'm not even Canadian, what's that all aboot?

Aye is Irish silly.

Eh is Canadian. Get your facts straight eh>

I thought Irish would be more of an oi, not like a british Euro Trip oi, but a close. Perhaps I just type my aye, oy oi, eh noises weird, I'll stick with that one.

I got myself like 2 feet more workspace on my desk now with a countertop I added

 workspace+=1; 

At 6/21/08 01:29 PM, Matt-Porter wrote:

I got myself like 2 feet more workspace on my desk now with a countertop I added

workspace+=1;

 
workspace++;

Sorry had to optimize it.

workspace+=1;

workspace++;

Sorry had to optimize it.

var slightHangover:Boolean = true;

if(slightHangover==true){
sloppyCode();
}else{
optomizedCode();
}
//seriously how did I not use ++ in that example? lol

At 6/21/08 03:18 PM, Matt-Porter wrote: code

var slightHangover:Boolean = true;

if(slightHangover){ // As opposed to "slightHangover==true"
sloppyCode();
}else{
optomizedCode();
}

Sorry, I had to ;)

SYNTAX ERROR

At 6/21/08 03:53 PM, Senti wrote: SYNTAX ERROR

No? ;)

At 6/21/08 03:53 PM, Senti wrote: SYNTAX ERROR

your doing it wrong! O-o

It might be that I'm just a greedy bastard, but I am very sad that my game has made 489,738 views over the past week and I've only earned $90.98, and have an average eCPM of only $0.18 (today, it's been as low as $0.05) :(

People who use mochiads have like eCPMs of about $0.45-0.75. What gives? >:(

At 6/21/08 06:41 AM, UnknownFury wrote: My Site

Overall, I like it. One thing, I'd add a footer... Just to sort of "complete" the layout. It looks half-loaded without one, if you get what I'm saying. Other than that, me likes :D

At 6/21/08 04:36 PM, SpamBurger wrote: It might be that I'm just a greedy bastard, but I am very sad that my game has made 489,738 views over the past week and I've only earned $90.98, and have an average eCPM of only $0.18 (today, it's been as low as $0.05) :(

People who use mochiads have like eCPMs of about $0.45-0.75. What gives? >:(

My guess is that, while AdventureQuest-ads sure are better suited for Flash games than "Write your name in glitter"-ads, the NG ad system needs more advertisers. I don't think I've ever seen anything else than AQ in their ads, and I think that most people knows what that is by now.

So, they simply don't click the ads.

People who use mochiads have like eCPMs of about $0.45-0.75. What gives? >:(

My guess is that, while AdventureQuest-ads sure are better suited for Flash games than "Write your name in glitter"-ads, the NG ad system needs more advertisers. I don't think I've ever seen anything else than AQ in their ads, and I think that most people knows what that is by now.

So, they simply don't click the ads.

Makes sense to me, something to note when I look for ads, and something for the NG staff to note as well.

Isn't the ng ad system set up through cpmstar? I'm not sure how it works but it seems like the ads that are shown is up to cpmstar, not newgrounds.

At 6/21/08 05:29 PM, Coaly wrote: Isn't the ng ad system set up through cpmstar? I'm not sure how it works but it seems like the ads that are shown is up to cpmstar, not newgrounds.

Perhaps, someone should do something about it though..

*sigh*

At 6/21/08 05:35 PM, knugen wrote:

At 6/21/08 05:29 PM, Coaly wrote: Isn't the ng ad system set up through cpmstar? I'm not sure how it works but it seems like the ads that are shown is up to cpmstar, not newgrounds.

Perhaps, someone should do something about it though..

What could we possiblt do?

Yeah the ads are through CPMStar, NG just has a special deal with them.

At 6/21/08 05:35 PM, Xeptic wrote: *sigh*

Well, look at it from the bright side.. at least Sweden got some restitution because of that ;)

At 6/21/08 05:35 PM, TheEmoKiller wrote:

At 6/21/08 05:35 PM, knugen wrote:

At 6/21/08 05:29 PM, Coaly wrote: Isn't the ng ad system set up through cpmstar? I'm not sure how it works but it seems like the ads that are shown is up to cpmstar, not newgrounds.

Perhaps, someone should do something about it though..

What could we possiblt do?

By someone I do in particular mean admins of NG or cpmstar, and they can do very much.