At 5/14/08 03:08 AM, Coaly wrote:
At 5/14/08 12:27 AM, mexifry895 wrote:
At 5/14/08 12:13 AM, SirSloth wrote:
Trade your kid!
childtrader.com
Nice.
Is that legal?
Or the more completely obvious question, is it real. I'm going to go out on the limb here and say no.
lol, it's a little obvious. The FAQ and myths sections are still hilarious, though.
Myth: Child trading is bad for the kids
Only if by "bad" you mean "good."
Myth: There is no Biblical support for trading children
Yes there is, though perhaps not gay children.
Myth: The World is Flat
No, it isn't. The twin towers were not taken down by a controlled explosion, the illuminati hasn't fixed the Oscars since the 70s and Sasquatch, if he ever existed, was driven to extinction in the 1930s. The world is not flat. Even Columbus knew it, and you are smarter than him, it's time for you to come to terms with reality and start putting the interests of the child first
How will this appear on my credit card statement?
Especially if your spouse is unaware that you are considering a child trade, your billing privacy can be very important. It's easy to say you should keep your wife out of your mail, but in case you don't have the chutzpah to keep her in line, you need not fear your Visa statement will betray you.
What about kids I have "found" that I might like to trade?
We do not encourage people rounding up kids strictly for the sake of trading, but understand that this is a very rare circumstance, and that when it does happen, those children are best served by being traded to parents who are more caring and nurturing. In practical terms, unless you have legal custody of the children, you can not trade them. If you DO have custody, regardless of what you did to "legally" acquire it, you are eligible to trade "your" children accordingly, perhaps for one you would better appreciate.