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rate meh!

I remembered an old promise I made a few months back, regarding a particular rating.

I suppose it wouldn't hurt to take a leisurely stroll down memory lane, just this once...?

At 10/8/07 09:15 PM, Gagsy wrote:

I think it's certain this thread is over, I believe my rate was only a page away too..

Surprise, surprise :p

Name Originality: Now, how did my old criteria go...? Ah, yes: overall originality, length, and "likability". Well, for starters, I've yet to find another nickname or alias of any sort that mimics the sound of a person retching and doesn't come off as entirely disgusting, somehow. So kudos for that much. Plus, though it is a tad short and isn't particularly eye-catching, it still looks an awful lot better than a lot of other circa-5-letter-names 'round the old BBS...that, and it doesn't have any of those pesky numbers or punctuation marks attached to it, thus keeping it smooth to read, hear and say. Which of course contributes to the aforementioned "likability". Short and sweet, and in a way slightly nasty (by which I refer myself to the meaning of the name)...the very best qualities the Newgrounds BBS has to offer :D Nice. Not spectacular, but still a great deal better than most. 8,5/10

Signature: Wow. Last time I checked out another person's siggy for this kind of evaluation, animated signatures were still around. I remember you having a stationary one even back then, though....something of a greenish hue, with a few black-and-white anime faces on the background, if memory serves. Anyhow, your latest one is conventional, and in sync with the holidays and what not. Which means that it's nothing all too original or breathtaking, but still fairly nice. The only really prominent figures seem to be the Snowman and the Penguins (which in itself sorta defies logic, since Penguins don't usually "hang" in the same circles as middle-class snowman-making folks, but who am I to judge? :p ), and the rest is sort of a white-ish blur. So, like I said, nothing particularly interesting, but O.K. all the same.

What I most appreciated, however, were the songs I found in your signature area. The first one showed me your love for Muse, which I myself have grown sort of fond of since that insanely wacky song (with an equally crazy music video), "Knights of Cydonia". The last one showed that you also appreciate the classics, just like I do. Very nice :p. 8/10

Display Picture: Ah, well...I suppose this entire category should be revamped, as it were, considering how much new stuff you can stick into your account page since the site do-over. But since this will probably be my last rating (at least, for the foreseeable future), I'll just ignore the smoking hot yaoi pics and such, and stick to the "display picture" :/ Which, though I've absolutely no idea where it's taken from, I still manage to find fairly entertaining. I'm guessing the people who created that particular scene in that particular video game weren't quite thinking the inescapably dirty thoughts that most people do just by looking at that single picture...how naughty. Which, in a way, is basically an excellent portrayal of you, so I suppose it should get points for that. All in all, it's pretty good...though yet again, nothing breath-taking. 7,5/10.

BBS Posts: Well, since I'm not entirely sure where the amount of posts you write daily is kept, with the new system and what not, so I guess we can just forgo that part for a second here.

So, I'll focus on the quality of your posts, rather than the quantity.

...Gagsy, Gagsy, Gagsy. Were I not careful, and had I not gotten to know you (a little, at least) over the last few months or so, I'd have judged you quite randomly and superficially, just like I did every other fellow that has every asked me for a rating.

I'd check your very first post, and very last post, and possibly two or three posts in between.

First post: "Shame he looks like a child-molesting freak".

Last post: "Looks like I got me my first victim".

...doesn't exactly inspire a whole lot of confidence in you, as a person :(

(Rofl.)

Thankfully, we know you (at least, slightly) better than that.

I hope you won't mind if I attempt to be short and sweet with this, since digressing would be slightly pointless, in my honest opinion:

You're...well, you're pretty awesome.

Fascinatingly nasty and impossibly kind at the same moment, surprisingly witty, maddeningly cool under fire...and, though morbidly obsessed with gay hentai material, somehow still fetching enough as to overpower the minds of men and cause them to make complete asses out of themselves by proposing to you on a forum.

Need I say more? :p

9,5/10.

Blam/Protect level: Pvt. First Class...not bad, not bad at all. You certainly put in a good deal of effort into helping out in the Portal, sifting through the garbage and saving what needs to be saved. Keep up the good work. 8/10

Whistle Status: Gold? Crap, HoboPorn would have been very much pleased :p If there was any doubt about how long it's been since you've been actively blamming and saving stuff, it's gone. Very well done indeed. 8/10

Reviews: 51 reviews total...not bad. Though most of your reviews didn't seem particularly thought-out or anything, they were still quite cheerful and approving, which is something a lot of flash artists need once in a while...just some friendly support. Again, not bad. 7/10

Flash/Audio: Ah, you were involved in the creation of a flash vid! And whaddya know...it's entitled "Furry Fabbots". How very, very unexpected. And you were the rape "victim", too.

And, on top of that, your very own audio submission! Wow. Regardless of quality and such details, it takes serious guts to actually submit your voice to the Portal like that. My hat's off to you, thar.

All in all? You've accomplished considerably more than the average BBS User. Good job. 7/10

Bonus: A pity I'm straight, or I'd give you some major points for all them yaoi pics in yer account and such.

But hey, a ton of your favorite flash submissions are among my own, so I can safely say that you've got good tastes in that area :p 7,5/10

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So, your final score comes to... 7.9 out of 10. Well above average.

Nicely done :p

It should have been 2000 posts.

At 12/9/07 04:18 PM, LinkSilvermane wrote: Nicely done :p

No you did nicely. I must say that's one fuck of a rating you did there ;)

Awesome, just got my 1,000th post a couple of minutes ago.

RATE ME

THEY SET US UP THE BOMB

Rate me please.

I asked for one a few 20+ pages back.
Sad to see I'll never get rated.

At 12/9/07 04:18 PM, LinkSilvermane wrote:

Surprise, surprise :p

And WHAT a surpise. Honestly Link, thank you very much for that, it's really nice that you put the effort into doing one more and of course mine, I'm very happy right now. What a lovely read too, I know we know each other a little so of course you would be nicer to me a bit but still you wrote some nice comments and I really appreciate them. You got my character completely right too as far as I'm concerned.

At 12/9/07 04:18 PM, LinkSilvermane wrote:

:Fascinatingly nasty and impossibly kind at the same moment, surprisingly witty, maddeningly cool under fire...and, though morbidly obsessed with gay hentai material, somehow still fetching enough as to overpower the minds of men and cause them to make complete asses out of themselves by proposing to you on a forum.

That bought a real smile to me, especially the kind thing, it's what I really try to do. There are too many trolls and assholes on here, sometimes people are just looking for a friend, someone who will try to help.

Thanks Link =) You're pretty awesome <3

RATE ME PLZ.

kthxsbi

May I be rated? I'd thank you if you do.

Rate me please.

At 12/9/07 02:37 AM, Insert-Pie wrote: Does Hoboporn even rate people in this thread anymore?

I posted on page 17 over a year ago, and I'm pretty sure I haven't been rated yet.

I think someone else took over though. Haven't seen this thread for a while so I can't remember.

If it's page 17 I am pretty sure I got to you, but yeah thanks to things in my real life over the past 6 months, I have no time to rate...at.all. I have a job i'm starting next week, girlfriend, and this little thing called school..but that doesn't matter. When I come on NG its only for like 15 minutes, if that. I would love to start rating again, but I have to leave it up to Link, who is just as good at rating. Oh and look, hes even a higher level than me, so you guys will feel like you're being rated by a cool person.

At 12/9/07 07:29 PM, HoboPorn wrote: Oh and look, hes even a higher level than me, so you guys will feel like you're being rated by a cool person.

The only people that ignorant (a.k.a. slobbering 13-year-olds) are exactly the kind of people I very much don't want to seem "cool" to.

But anyhow, as I've pretty much already told you (check your pm's), I'll fill the good folks on this thread in as well:

Unless Ursiruss has the decency to continue to rate people in this thread, instead of carrying on in his own thread without so much as mentioning the hard work HoboPorn (and myself) put into approximately 50 pages worth of ratings here, then this thread truly is over and done with...

...by which I mean that I too am going to be busy with "RL" (as Hobo artfully put it) quite soon. And any spare time I'll have on my hands will be devoted to my BBS story, not here.

I apologize to the folks that asked to be rated and never got their share. Hopefully, whatever thread Ursiruss decides to continue rating in, you'll get a chance with him.

HoboPorn: 7

No numbers good, weird errotic name: 6

Level 24, good average level: 7

lots of b'p points: 6

Good amount of posts, not too much, not too little: 7

Awesmoe display pictre, funny, and sexy: 9

Overall: 8

Rate me now pleez!

Hey, I posted!

Hey, didn't I help make this thread? Or was it another thread that was similar?

At 12/9/07 08:16 PM, TheThing wrote: Hey, didn't I help make this thread? Or was it another thread that was similar?

Hey yeah you did didn't you, as me and your idea originally, blast I wish I didn't delete all my PM's so I could look through them to find out >.<

Could someone rate me, please? I'm interested in seeing it. =)

Rate me. Now.

im fairly certain my name is pretty original. can i get rated?

How you succeed in rating everyone, I'll never know.

Also, rate me

This thread is two years old, is it even still active?

It is now.

will someone rate me pls

Ha, I don't know if this thread is even viable anymore, but I'd still love to be rated.

Don't be too harsh, now.

rate me!

I'll probably regret going through with this, but... RATE ME.

At 7/9/08 04:23 PM, TailsIsUseless wrote: rate me!

Read the rules, numbnut. ¬_¬

Me please! <3