At 12/7/06 08:14 AM, LinkSilvermane wrote:

At 12/7/06 08:00 AM, WoebegonenessIsSad wrote:

I can't believe I actually still bother to check if I've been done.

You dodn't really have to, if you don't feel like it. I pm every person that I rate, and I believe that Hobo does the same.

Yeah, I asked for you to in my post, but I still check just to make sure. Plus, gotta check to see how far along you are.

I may as well see how I rank in all this. I don't mind waiting so do whatever you need to do. Thanks. :)

Okey Dokey, since I don't have any school tomorrow, I can go ahead and rate another fellow or two right now.

At 10/3/06 11:35 AM, GreenKirton wrote:

i can finally ask you to do me, hope you can

Sure I can.

Name Originality: ...huh. For a second, I thought you'd called yourself "GreenKrypto" or something. Which would have been considerably better, I think: your name, as far as I can tell, doesn't mean much of anything...I mean, what the heck's "Kirton"? Sounds like a country-side village or something. And the color "green" only confuses me further. Change the name, fellah. 5,5/10

Sig: Can't say I'm crazy about this thing here either. Sure, it's funny once in a while to see the unhappy-face thing, and so's the emo-ish self hate theme, but I wouldn't actually keep it in my signature. Plus, people usually make it sound funny by adding a twist to it, with some clever word-play or something. Yours is too unoriginal, as it is. But I suppose I've seen worse around here, so you get a 6/10 anyways.

Display Picture: ...? A plain drawing of a person. Is it you? If it is (or even if it isn't, come to think of it), change it. Ask one of the NG artists to draw you (try to find one of SOAS's drawing threads, she's pretty good), or even just change the pic theme altogether. Right now, it doesn't look like much, it's not interesting, and it's not funny either. 5,5/10

BBS Posts: 2 per day...not bad. I still think that you should check out the forum and post a tad more, but at least you're not one of those excessive spammers. At any rate, from what you wrote in your posts I gleaned that you're probably pretty young, and you're definetely still very new to the site, though you've written over 1000 posts. You're still pretty fascinated by the more obviously funny threads, such as "Grandfather clock, you asshole!" and "fattest kid to ever fall on u", and so you neglect more mature topics. You also write very short posts, and you're not very expressive at all. But I was fairly similar to you about a year and a half ago, until I realised that once in a while you can get into some pretty interesting stuff on this site, besides the usual joke/videogame/cartoon stuff. So you can "wake up" too. FOr now, 5/10

Blam / Protect level: Security Guard, after a year? Geez man, that's not very much at all, and you MUST know that. Check out the New Entries area, familiarize yourself with it. Then vote, a lot. 0/10

Whistle level: Normal...not good, not good at all I'm afraid. 2/10

Exp level: 11, eh? Well, atleast you've got something going for you. Good job, in this case. Don't just vote on the decent flash vids in the main section of the site, though. Help the rest of us blam and protect, as well. 8,5/10

Reviews: ...2. Reviews. In a year. Pfffffffffffft. 0/10

Flash / Audio: Nothing, huh. Me neither. Oh well. 0/10

Bonus: You seem to enjoy watching "The Nightmare Before Christmas"...good for you, I loved that movie as a kid. Good tastes. 8/10

Your total rating comes to: 4,2 out of 10. Not good, my friend, not good at all.

At 11/19/06 06:09 AM, III-D wrote: Lmao I just realised I asked on the second page (when I had like 500 posts but i have over 1000 now so rate me)

So is anybody going to rate me?

I'm not all that botherd about being rated but I just reached 1000 posts so I wanted to just post In here as I have never been able to before...O how exiting.

Rate me, HoboPorn.

You know you love me. ;)

so, whats my rating? 0_0

I know I don't have 1000...but could you still rate me?

At 12/7/06 07:10 PM, KillerCRS wrote: I know I don't have 1000...but could you still rate me?

No. Read the title.

"must have at least 1000 posts ... "

At 12/7/06 07:18 PM, Gogeta911 wrote: why do we have to have alot of post

Because there is almost 2 k users coming on this forum, and I don't think that he wants to rate all of them.

rate me

At 11/25/06 01:57 PM, LinkSilvermane wrote: Sig: ...I'm feeling a tad confused here. I mean, sure the fact that your name's there is great (but the fact that it covers most of the sig isn't all that cool), but I don't get the message that you're trying to convey. The two flags, the crucifix...? What does it mean? Is the crucifix supposed to be cancelled out by the two sides? Or does it dominate? Or are the three coexisting in some manner? ...you see how you've fucked up my mind? Bah. One positive thing I can say about it is that it's like none other that I've seen. It gets a 6/10

lol i have a newer sig that i made. if you saw it im sure you would understand

Blam / Protection level: Whoa, Elite Guard First Lieutenant...you dog! Nice work, you obviously toil quite a bit in the New Entries section. Keep it up man...I hope I can level up that much before long. 8,5/10

Elite guard captain!

Whistle level: Silver, eh? Good, good, Hobo would definetely approve. 7/10

Gold!

Exp. level: 13...also pretty sweet, considering how hard it's been to level up lately. I hope to get to level 16 by the year 2009 :D I'll bet you'll get there by the Summer of 2007, if you keep up the good work. 8/10

level 14 tomorow!

Flash / Audio: None, nada, zip. 0/10

oh there will be soon.

Bonus: You like Blink 182...awesome fellah, I too think that those guys are both hillarious and great singers at the same time. 8/10 for that.

they are great arent they

So your final rating comes to: 6,5 out of 10. Slightly above average...good for you.

hmmm... i think the final rating would be higher now.

lol thanks again for the review

At 12/7/06 07:37 PM, AtomicTerrorist wrote:

hmmm... i think the final rating would be higher now.

Eh, so would I, if I'd rated myself. So would a lotta other people.

At 10/3/06 01:23 PM, Ejit wrote:

I don't know if you will get this far, but if you do please rate me.

Hah! Ye of little faith. We're gonna FINISH these goddamn ratings. Unless Hobo declares otherwise, of course, which he probably won't.

Name Originality: To be honest, I thought it said "Elijah" the first time. This name here seems like a bastardized version of that one, methinks. Too short for my tastes, and it doesn't seem to mean anything in particular. Also, it sounds...harsh. Not very melodious, ya know? Kind of like "Zikzch" or "Nietzsche". Not very good. 5,5/10

Sig: Hm...the "Water Collab". I might just check that out later and see what it is...but anyhow, the sig itself isn't bad. I'm guessing you had one of the guys over at the Sig Crew make it for ya. The coloring's very nice to look at, and so's the lettering. Also, your name's in there, which is always a plus. Not bad at all. 7,5/10

Display picture: Heh, I almost lolled. I personally loved playing Galo, and I really, really hated those little bastards. At any rate, the picture's fairly well animated, and it's funny, so it's definetely a good pic. 8/10

BBS Posts: 8 per day...good, you obviously enjoy spending some quality time on the forum. Just make sure you don't get too attatched to it, though...keep it under 10 posts per day. At any rate, I checked through your posts, and I found that your English isn't bad. Also, once in a while you write stuff in one of the slightly more serious/mature threads, which is very good indeed for a fellow your age (hope you won't hold my "ageism" against me :D ). However you lack lenght and expressivness...your posts are mostly short. 2 or 3 liners, most of the time. Try to broaden 'em out a bit, make yourself heard a bit more. 7/10, for now

Blam / Protection level: Police Lieutenant, after all these months? Not good man, not good at all. Try to pick it up a bit in the New Entries section, even for 30 seconds per day. You'll see the results. 5/10

Whistle level: below average, unfortunately. 5/10 is all I can give you.

Exp level: Level 10...see, that's not so bad. Just don't always vote on the cool flashes on the first page of the site, man. Once again, chech out the main New Entries section, and help the rest of us out in the Blam/Protect process, ok? 7,5/10

Flash / Audio: Hey, you're a flash maker...sweet. Obviously you've got some work to do, from what I saw in the Grunt-ownage flash vid, but you're still doing very well for a guy who signed up only 9 months ago, or so. Good job. 8/10

Bonus: You say you liked Zoolander...I thought that was a pretty funny movie myself. You've got some pretty good tastes, when it comes to comedy. 8/10

So your final rating therefore comes to: 6,8 out of 10. Slightly Above Average.

Do me now.. Please! :P

Juat so I know where am I on the list of people to be rated? I have been checking back but I am not sure where you guys are at. Thanks.

At 12/8/06 10:55 AM, Ejit wrote:
Thankyou very much for going into such detail, I will alter my posting habits in return.

Thanks a lot.

Cool. Glad I could be a positive influence :D something that will probably never happen again, but still...

At 12/8/06 11:35 AM, Outlaw88 wrote:

Juat so I know where am I on the list of people to be rated? I have been checking back but I am not sure where you guys are at. Thanks.

We're on page 8, man. About 2 thirds of the way down. Dunno where you are, but never fear, we'll get to you sooner or later.

Next dude in line:

At 10/3/06 02:59 PM, JackCurrie wrote:

Hey HoboPorn, if your still doing this, I'd like to be rated.

Ok...I say to you what I've said to all the other dudes that have asked hobo to rate 'em, specifically: if you really, really want him to rate you (and not me), pm the dude. Meanwhile, I'll rate you anyways, just to be sure.

Name Originality: Hm...I think I've heard that name before, somewhere. A writer maybe? Or was his name "Curry"...? Oh well. At any rate, it's not too long, and it sounds fairly nice. "Jack" has always been a fairly cool name, both in real life (my big brother's called Jack, in italian) and in movies (Jack the Ripper), and even in videogames and cartoons. So I guess it's a nice name, all things considered. 7,5/10

Sig: Kind of plain, I think. The colors are quite simple, and the figure in the backround (though cool) isn't all that interesting, nor original. But I guess it's better than some of the stuff I've seen around. Also, your name's there, which is always a good thing in my book. So-so. 6/10

Display Picture: Huh. Looks pretty cool, though I don't think I've ever seen a muscular skeleton (with the sole exception of the anti-hero from the Legacy of Kain, Raziel). It's well drawn and interesting, and that's really all that I ask for from a display picture. Not bad. 7/10

BBS Posts: 7 per day...that's pretty good, I think. It's good that you like to spend a fair amount of time on the site. But as I've already said to others, I'll tell you to try to not go over 10 per day, so you don't get addicted to the damned forum, ok? At any rate, I "flipped" through a few pages of your posts, and I found that although you usually don't go over 3 lines per post, you like to check out several sections of the BBS forum, and not just the general section. Good for you, man. Too many people hang around a single part of the forum, and don't broaden their horizons at all. Besides that, your English is pretty good, which is always a plus. So you're not a bad user, all things considered...or at least that's the main idea I got from those few posts of yours I read. 7/10

Blam / Protect level: Police Sergeant, after 8 months...not good, not good at all. Put some more effort into the New Entries section, dude. Half a minute a day or more, and you'll do loads better, trust me. For now, 5/10

Whistle level: ...wow, I think this is the first Garbage whistle I've seen (in this thread, that is). How the heck did you manage to blow the whistle on so many flash vids as to deserve that little treasure? Heh. 0/10, obviously

Exp level: 10...good, good. It took me a while to get my level 10 glove, probably a bit longer than it took you. Keep it up, and try to vote on the New Entries flash vids too...not just the good stuff on the front page of the site. 7,5/10

Reviews: About 190 reviews, in 8 months...good stuff. Your reviews were very extensive, at any rate, and you seem to really be helping those artists out with 'em. Excellent. 8/10

Flash / Audio: Hey, you seem to be a bit of an artist...cool. You automatically get 7/10 for that,regardless of how good your flash vids are. Sadly, I don't have enough time to check those out, so I can't give you anything higher for them.

Bonus: ...uh...can't really give you a bonus if you won't even tell people what you like or dislike, on your profile. Oh well. 0/10

Your final rating comes to: 5,8 out of 10. About average.

At 12/5/06 09:27 AM, LinkSilvermane wrote:

At 10/3/06 11:28 AM, RenegadeGirl wrote:

I am wondering what your rating about me will be.

Sweet, you won't have to wonder anymore. Incidentally, you're the first girl (or so it would seem ;) ) that I've had the pleasure to rate.

I said I will response soon, but it is 2 days later. Well, the pleasure is mine to be rated now :).

Name Originality: The nickname looks ok enough, I guess. And it sounds fairly cool as well. It's the relative lack of creativity that makes it look only so-so...you might as well have called yourself "BadGirl" or "AngryGirl". So it's not all that bad, but it's not all that good either. 7/10

I have no reason to call myself Angry or bad girl :P. I however like those Angry Faces. But I am not angry or something. Renegade fits more.

Sig: Cool, it's Kirby...I always enjoyed Kirby Gameboy Games. I also remember some pretty funny Kirby flashes around the site. At any rate, the picture looks cool enough, and the fact that you remembered to insert your name in there is a plus. So it's an ok sig, all things considered. 7,5/10

I also liked the Kirby gameboy games and my favorite from SSB games. The sig is not made by me, someone asked me to make one for me, so I credit him for my sig :). But someday I will make myself one.

Display Picture: Another Kirby pic...hm. I'd change it up a bit if I were you...you know, show something you like in your signature pic, and show something else you like in your display picture. Anyhow, the picture itself looks pretty good, and fairly funny. Not bad, I guess. 7/10

Hehe, to be fair, it's a print screen from a gif from a site. I have this a long time, but to have something else, I still must look for a pic or make one, if I am better in PSP.

BBS Posts: 1 per day, eh? I suppose that's not a bad thing. So you basically drop in once a day to check up on things...good for you. At any rate, I found your posts to be a tad short most of the time, but at least you don't just spend all your time in the General forum...you apparently like checking out other parts of the BBS forum as well, which is definetely a plus. Try to be a bit more expressive, though, and maybe even participate in more serious threads ('cause all I saw were video-game and joke threads). So anyhow, you're an average user, which is ok. 7/10

I check the bbs everyday, but I am not much of a poster. In some of the threads I have nothing to say, so why posting :P. But yeah, I can post more in serious threads.

Blam / Protection level: O_O...whoa. Elite Guard Supreme Commander...that must have taken a LOT of work (how much exactly, I can't fathom...30,000 blam/protect points? Geez...). You're officially one of the most dedicated people on this site, when it comes to clearing out the crap in the New Entries section, and protecting the good flash vids as well. Outstanding job. 10+/10

Getting this much is alot of work. It is more than 38500 + points.

Whistle level: Gold, huh? Excellent, you've got an eye for the bad reviews and unnapropriate flash vids too. Good stuff. 8,5/10

Since the whistle change I got gold, then I go to Deity, but now I am gold again. I will try for deity again^^.

Exp level: The chain...I've always liked that picture. Almost as cool as the Nunchucks :D anyhow, good work, you obviously spend a lot of time voting on the stuff on the site. Good work, definetely. 8/10

This is one of my favorites level. To be fair, in the beginning I sign on, I was not depositing my points, well I was kind of a n00b. But that changes later.

Reviews: ...Whoooooooa. Over 960 reviews total. That's a scary amount, ya know? Perhaps even scarier is the fact that all of your reviews were quite extensive. You really express yourself when reviewing, and you tell the artist exactly what you think he/she needs to know. Stellar work...the artists are lucky to have you around. 10+/10

That is a compliment. I am glad that I have changed in reviewing, you don't want to see my reviews from the past :P, but I guess everyone has a past about that. I have to watch the flash or play the game very critically before I review and some tips for the author. But I stop a time ago. But I will begin writing reviews, so it will be more.

Flash / Audio: None, huh? Too bad, too bad. 0/10

I first have to know how these things work :P. You don't want to see me submitting crap like my practice in tweening or a frame flash :P.

Bonus: You say you like Pirates of the Carribbean...sweet, I like that movie quite a lot myself. Didn't like the sequel much, but the first movie definetely rocked. Good choice. 8/10

The first one definitaly rocked. It has a great story line, the actors are great and fitted to play the role, the fights are cool, the music. Pirates of the Caribbean 2, I first have to watch that movie. People have diffirent opinions on them.

So your final rating comes to: 7,7/10. Above average...which means you did pretty good.

I thought it will be something like 7.5. But hey, I like my score.

rate me if you want..might take awhile but still....

At 12/5/06 06:43 PM, SmackBang wrote: Ive been waiting for my rate since 10/19/06 04:58 PM THATS 2 MONTHS!

9/27/06

RAWR.

At 12/8/06 02:05 PM, Paranoia wrote:

9/27/06

RAWR.

Have no fear, I'll probably reach you before the holidays :D

Next person in line:

At 10/3/06 03:14 PM, HitTheTarget wrote:

Same here, if you have time.

Okey dokey.

Name Originality: ...can't say I'm crazy about it. Kind of vague, a bit too long, and not all that original. Of course, it's a good thing that you didn't add any numbers or anything else to it, but still...it's as if you called yourself "KillThatPerson". Not all that exciting, nor original, since we're in the Newgrounds forum. 6/10

Sig: Well, it's the same theme as your nickname, which is definetely a good thing. However the font you used for your nickname (next to the picture) is too plain, and also too large...you don't wanna make your name larger than the sig picture, man. Make it smaller, and more interesting...perhaps even colorized. 6/10

Display Picture: ...hm. Whazzat, Rainbow Six, or something? Not entirely uncool, since I do love a good multiplayer shooting-game. But not all that original either. Also, you could have looked for a better pic: maybe someone being blown away by a grenade, or jumping throuh the air while shooting, or whatever. That picture's a tad too stationary. 6,5/10

BBS Posts: 2 per day...not bad. I still think you should drop by a little more often, but I guess it's ok that you don't spamm and waste too much time on the forum. Anyhow, you sure do seem to enjoy the Clubs and Crews section, which is excellent...better than spending all your time in the General section of the forum. Your English, from what I saw, isn't all that bad, and neither are your story-writing skills. Pretty good, actually. For that alone, you deserve an 8/10. Not enough people with that kind of ability on this forum, says I! And I myself might just start writing a story, sooner or later...perhaps a Jedi story...hm.

Blam / Protect level: Police Lieutenant, after 2 years? Geeeeeeez. You could do better than that, man. Loads better, really. 2 minutes a day, and you'd be way up there with the Elites. 4,5/10

Whistle level: Bronze...eh, not so good, unfortunately. Silver would be way better. 5/10

Exp level: 10...not bad, not bad. You could have done better in 2 years, but it's still better than your Blam/Protect level. Try to pick it up a tad, help the rest of us out in the New Entries section. 7/10

Reviews: Only 64 of 'em, in a lotta months' time...but at least they seemed to be fairly expressive. You don't simply limit yourself to telling the artist whether or not you enjoyed the flash, but what you enjoyed about it. Just write more of 'em, ok? 6,5/10

Flash / Audio: Nothin'...damn. 0/10

Bonus: You say you like Star Wars. Your tastes are truly commendable. 10+/10. Best. Movies. EVAR.

Final evaluation: 6,4 out of 10. Not bad.

just givin post reply.. dun mind me..

Just a quick question, but what page are you currently on? I posted here a while back so just want to know.

At 12/7/06 05:39 PM, Platinum wrote: Rate me, HoboPorn.

You know you love me. ;)

Yeah me too.

At 12/9/06 08:51 AM, Lost-Wisdom wrote: Just a quick question, but what page are you currently on? I posted here a while back so just want to know.

About two thirds of the way down page 8, my good man.

I'm starting to think I need a hand to get these done, though...I've been working on this stuff for a month, and I still haven't gotten through a third of if.

I can... I can... I can post here.

*Cries tears of joy*

At 12/9/06 12:55 PM, Sp00kyy wrote: I can... I can... I can post here.

*Cries tears of joy*

Congrats on the 1k!

5 MORE POSTS :D

At 12/9/06 12:57 PM, Platinum wrote:

At 12/9/06 12:55 PM, Sp00kyy wrote: I can... I can... I can post here.

*Cries tears of joy*

Congrats on the 1k!

Thanks *Opens a bottle of vodka to celebrate* Want some?

Rate me. Rate me again
Hate me. Hate me again.

Nirvana :)

Rate me please :D.