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this could be a great flash but if the animation is no good it won't be highly rated and could get blammed no offence to our beloved flashers it must be perfect

At 10/17/06 05:12 PM, backslash2010 wrote: yes

this could be a great flash but if the animation is no good it won't be highly rated and could get blammed no offence to our beloved flashers it must be perfect

Congratulations, Sherlock! :P

I'm just messin' with ya, you old idea machine you ^_^

you are online now arent you

Perfection? I'll give it my best shot! I have all tomorrow to finish off the game I'm working on, then all (well most) of my spare time is ready!

*falls over drunk after stand-up night*

half term is in 4 days

At 10/17/06 06:43 PM, backslash2010 wrote: half term is in 4 days

no such joy for us Uni-folk.

No worries leornado, we have to start writing first

Well, the order of running should go like so:

First: Writing (we better get started soon Zombie!)
Second: Voice Acting
Third: Animation (to get better lip sync)

At 10/18/06 11:42 AM, TheD-LucksEdition wrote: Well, the order of running should go like so:

First: Writing (we better get started soon Zombie!)
Second: Voice Acting
Third: Animation (to get better lip sync)

bannana bread muffin said she would edit it for us

Hang on, it just strikes me that the people who's idea it was should do the writing. But...if that's not happening I'd want to do Nev's No.2

At 10/18/06 11:49 AM, Britkid wrote: Hang on, it just strikes me that the people who's idea it was should do the writing.

They are free to imput into their own sketches, of course they are. We don't want to take the fun out of everything! But the majority of writing will be done by Zombie and I.

At 10/18/06 11:53 AM, TheD-LucksEdition wrote:

At 10/18/06 11:49 AM, Britkid wrote: Hang on, it just strikes me that the people who's idea it was should do the writing.

They are free to imput into their own sketches, of course they are. We don't want to take the fun out of everything! But the majority of writing will be done by Zombie and I.

What idea first then?

At 10/18/06 11:49 AM, Britkid wrote: Hang on, it just strikes me that the people who's idea it was should do the writing. But...if that's not happening I'd want to do Nev's No.2

You can do it if you want. I'm too lazy and wouldn't put much effort into it :P. Plus I have to shoot a film next week (my half term) for my Film Studies Coursework. So I'm already busy.

At 10/18/06 12:06 PM, BritishZombie wrote: What idea first then?

Well, I was thinking to discuss the scripts over PM's, and then post them here when completed.

They are free to imput into their own sketches, of course they are. We don't want to take the fun out of everything! But the majority of writing will be done by Zombie and I.

??? the majority !! o fine i'll just fuck off then

At 10/18/06 08:19 PM, backslash2010 wrote:

They are free to imput into their own sketches, of course they are. We don't want to take the fun out of everything! But the majority of writing will be done by Zombie and I.

??? the majority !! o fine i'll just fuck off then

lol No, don't go, numbnuts! We need your imputs and ideas on our scripts. I'll PM you when we start work on one of your ideas.

that mitchell and web look, mock the week and extras on tonight i cannie wait

At 10/19/06 06:35 AM, backslash2010 wrote: that mitchell and web look, mock the week and extras on tonight i cannie wait

huzzah!

At 10/19/06 06:35 AM, backslash2010 wrote: that mitchell and web look, mock the week and extras on tonight i cannie wait

Last Mitchell and Webb look, and i've got a sneaking suspition The Catherine Tate show is getting the slot....

At 10/19/06 10:45 AM, The-Master wrote: Last Mitchell and Webb look, and i've got a sneaking suspition The Catherine Tate show is getting the slot....

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! the end for the mitchell and web look i am bovverd

At 10/19/06 11:09 AM, backslash2010 wrote:

At 10/19/06 10:45 AM, The-Master wrote: Last Mitchell and Webb look, and i've got a sneaking suspition The Catherine Tate show is getting the slot....

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! the end for the mitchell and web look i am bovverd

Oh, and it's the last Extras tonight too.

At 10/19/06 11:13 AM, The-Master wrote: Oh, and it's the last Extras tonight too.

(with robert de niro) :.( what will quote now * sob in chair

It's a shame Extras and M&W are coming to the end tonight. Catherine Tate is good, but gets a bit repetitive. But I'll be watching it anyway. Is it the last Mock The Week tonight too? I hope it's not..... Also,

#####SPOILERS!!!!#######

Apparently in Extras tonight, Andy gets pissed and fires his agent. Also, Maggie supposedly gets together with Jonathan Ross too lol.

######END SPOILERS##########

At 10/19/06 01:49 PM, TheD-LucksEdition wrote: It's a shame Extras and M&W are coming to the end tonight. Catherine Tate is good, but gets a bit repetitive. But I'll be watching it anyway. Is it the last Mock The Week tonight too? I hope it's not..... Also,

Mock the Week continues, and Catherine Tate is one of the worst comedys ever. If you watch Extras, it should be against the law to watch Catherine Tate too.

At 10/19/06 02:01 PM, The-Master wrote: Mock the Week continues, and Catherine Tate is one of the worst comedys ever. If you watch Extras, it should be against the law to watch Catherine Tate too.

I agree, CT is awful. I think theres a granny in it and some chav. And neither are funny.
Did she start the whole 'AMA BOTHAD!' thing? If so it should be against the law for Catherine Tate to be allowed to live.

I agree, CT is awful. I think theres a granny in it and some chav. And neither are funny.
Did she start the whole 'AMA BOTHAD!' thing? If so it should be against the law for Catherine Tate to be allowed to live.

Its not her fault, it's to thick as shit, small minded muppets that think its hilarious to repeat that catchphrase all the time.

My music teacher kept saying (hes a mean cunt) AM I BOVVAD, and calling some girl vicky pollard.

No one was laughing and he was really trying (for the first time) to be jolly, but he was shit.

KARMA!

1.CT should be burnt at the stake
2.Hooray for Thursday nights!
3.so what idea are we doing, coz I'm a bit confused
4.my half term starts tomorrow so I could try and start work.

At 10/19/06 02:42 PM, VincentElric wrote: 1.CT should be burnt at the stake

Shes not that bad

2.Hooray for Thursday nights!

Here, here

3.so what idea are we doing, coz I'm a bit confused

PM D-Lucks for a script to work on.

4.my half term starts tomorrow so I could try and start work.

Yup!

30 mins and counting

After a couple of days of writing, BritishZombie, Britkid and I have completed two scripts. If you want to write with us, just PM me and we'll get started on one of your sketches. We will PM you during your script development to ask for your input on the script, and what you think should be done. so whenever you want one of YOUR sketches written up, just send me a PM.
Anyway, here we go...

Script 1: Life of Brian…and Ruth

Couple is sitting on sofa. Brian is reading the Village Paper. They are both drinking whisky.

Brian: Did you hear about the theft last week?

Ruth: Oh yes. Farmer Barrow’s pig got stolen. Terrible business.

Brian: Says here he was a ‘big, fat pig with white spots’.

Ruth: Oh yes, I often see that breed.

Brian reading from paper: Someone has been stealing apples from the floor of the church garden. They had apparently fallen off the tree.

Ruth: Oh yes, terrible business.

Silence here, with them just looking at the TV. Goes to TV view. There’s a man hosting a chat show, much like Graham Norton.

Chat show presenter: In camp accent: And now!!! We have our next guest: a washed-up rock star.

Brian: What’s wrong with that man?

Ruth: He’s gay dear.

Brian: New trend is it? Young people nowadays.

Ruth: Oh yes.

Cut to TV. The channel changes to the news. A newsreader shuffles his papers and looks at camera.

Newsreader: Studies have shown that crime in Britain has risen by 99.9% in the last few hours….

Cut back to Brian and Ruth.
Brian: Hah! it’s all these blacks I say! Taking over the corner shops… (the irony is obvious)

Camera zooms out to show an identical couple watching Brian and Ruth on TV.

Ruth: This is a load of bollocks.

Fades

Script 2: Insure-4-Yoons Loans & Insurance

Woman spills coffee and slips on the floor.

Woman: Ouch!!

Woman gets up

Phil Tufnell: Has this happened to you? Do you want to claim money for your accident? Insure-4-Yoons has a no win, no fee...

Woman: I'm really just fine; I need to get back to my desk....

Phil: Back pains? Neck Injury? Even a sprained wrist can...

Woman tries to shove past.

Woman: Excuse me!....

Phil: So remember, any accidents or injuries at work, Insure-4-Yoons, that’s 0800....

Woman: Right, that’s it! I'm calling the police!

Phil: Sssh, love. Cameras are on. Turns back to camera So, call us now, on 0800-

Phil is cut short, as an unnecessary amount of policemen tackle him and beat him down. Cut to a rather battered Phil being taken away from the building

Phil : Remember that number, 0880, 468, 1722-

Phil is smacked on the head by a policeman’s baton.

Policeman: SHUT IT, TUFNELL!!!

Policeman throws Phil into the back of the car. Camera cuts to the rear of the car. the number starts scrolling across the bottom of the screen. As the car drives off, Phil motions a phone with his fingers next to his ear, and mouths the words, “Call us!”

Fades

So what do you all think?