This is it. The ideas that have made the cut are:
Britkid
1. I have another idea for the flash, kind of inspired by a few comments on Mock the Week. There is a news report saying that North Korea dropped a nuclear bomb on Washington, killing millions of people, so the US are going to attack another Arab country because they don't have any nuclear weapons.
2. The idea about the farmer's missing bucket.
BritishZombie
1. I want different people representing different countries. We could have different people representing a country. I.E America is a large fat adult, england is a small impressionable child being ordered by america. On my idea of people representing countries we could have USA bullying Iraq and stealing its oil (lunch money)
2. Or for the end credits, make a mock news show on what happened in news on that week.
3. Women slips on floor in office,
"I'm with Insure4Yoons and would like to offer you an unbeatable claim. Look vagantly, remember for just £120......
Cut to him been taken away by police.
4. Another, thought is a blurry big eared man is walkingdown a dark alley, things rustle and you hear hevy breathing. The man starts to run, down an ulit road untill finally the pursurer catches up and says:
"Mr Blair what are you thoughts on..."
5. (To be joined with Britkid idea 2) Maybe someone trod on his wifes flowers, and they must track the person's footprint.
At the end we can show a couple watching it and saying "This is a lot of bollocks isn't it"
backslash2010
1. universaly challenged-spoof of univerity challenge
2. (to be connected with BritishZombie idea 3) enter a celeb " do you want to have more debt and us reposes your home then walk this way, do you have loads of loans that you cant repay beacuse you cant be bothred to get a job the walk this way, are you realy this thik that you think you wont have to repay this loan of £100,000 then walk this way " camera zooms out narator "lazy bastard loans youl end up on the streets"
3. i have another idea for the thing "exteme makeover home edition" uk edition
.: you have a bunch of fat blokes turn up in a ford transit 30 mins late with the family waiting and the all waddle out and ask for a cup of tea 10 mins later they start looking round the house and sucking through their teeth but when they finally make their minds up about the desicion the say wel we'll see you in three weeks and they leave the family at the house .: for and a half weeks later.: they turn up : montage : they have 100 cups of tea turn up at 10.30 and leave at 7.00 they take 3 1/2 months to complete the house and when the family get home from their holiday in haven in caister its raining they're in a toyota taxi and no one from the neighberhood is there but the house is very good and there is no crap all about the place and thier are practical things
4. we have to have a scetch show we all know it one of the sectches could be a game show spoof but we "the comedy club collective" could be the panellists. we could have an x factor/dragons den switch where someone goes to the dragons and starts to sing and the same time someone audtions for x factor but with a business plan
5. BIG AMERICA a rip of little britian it might not be satirical but we can take the piss of america we have an army soldoir that is like a robot set to kill anything that dosnt have a usa flag "iracies, englandies, reporteries anything that disre, err pec the united states of america" a fat tennager whois online all the time and has no life "god why do i have to go out if i go out i could lose all my exp's on the morrpg bsd on the lotr and my elf follwers will all devert their power to the evil underlords and walking is starting to hurt my heart"
6. with all these auto/bio/graphes coming out we could do one about a person/celeb writing a autobiography about writing their autobiography
VincentElric
1. we could do a zombie thing with university chalenge that each contestant gets zombified by fellow contestants as in every time they cut back to the teams one more is a zombie
2. This maybe a little overdone (or infact this idea could have already been done) but i was thinking that we could do one of the mastercard adverts for the iraq war as in " SA80... £70.00... Make a Challenger 2 Tank fit for desert use... £140,000... knowing that you've liberated a country from an evil dictatorship... Priceless" or make it more funny, but that was just off the top of my head. But yeh, something like that maybe.
Me (TheD-LucksEdition)
1. Basically, inspired by Andy Parsons' line on Mock The Week, we do a series of hair product commercials, but for stupid things, like bald heads, clown wigs, afros and so on.
2. Basically, a parody of James Bond inspired slightly by Mock the Week, Q is taking Bond around Q-Lab showing him completely useless weapons (eg, a squeaky dog toy to distract soldiers away from their work). Bond eventually gets sick of it and asks, "Sorry Q, but... wouldn't this do?", pulling out a huge minigun, to which Q replies after a pause, "Sorry 007... I just don't see it."
3. Basically it's a parody of the "Super Street Fighter" series except in this sketch it's called "Super Nerd Fighter". Basically it has two nerds about to fight each other (in fighting stances, with health bars and stuff above them) and it goes "ROUND 1 FIGHT!". Then the nerds just run and flail their arms at each other rambling things like "Kirk's better than Picard!" and "My calculators more SCIENTIFIC than yours!" etc etc until one says, "Dividing by 0 cures cancer!" They both stop and the other nerd says, "Really?"
Nerd 2: "Yeah."
Nerd 1:"Well let's see then."
Nerd 2: ".....well, I..."
Nerd 1:"Come on then retard! Show me!"
Nerd 2: "Well..... fine. then."
And then Nerd 2 gets out an enormous calculator and the camera focuses on the calculator screen as "5 ÷ 0" appears on the screen. the camera then focuses on a slow-motion finger moving towards the equals sign button. He presses it, and then ERROR appears on the screen. The universe then explodes. A message comes up on screen saying "Hit Combo!=" and then a number starts counting up from 1 for a very long time, say, 15 seconds and then we cut to the next sketch. Later in the Flash we cut back to the counter still rising, except now, the number is way into the billions.
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