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At 10/13/06 01:08 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: The name's Bond. Mohammed Bond!

Its not justs a baseball bat, Bond, it's a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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Top quotes last night.

Ricky Gervaises old friends who thought he was gay, then seeing him in his undies (getting changed) with Sir Ian McKellan asking for the aids for some vaseline (for andys coldsore)

I think something from MTW should be out motto.

"If you can't peel a bananna, you can't breed."

Do we have enough ideas to start yet?

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At 10/13/06 02:04 PM, The-Master wrote:
At 10/13/06 01:08 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: The name's Bond. Mohammed Bond!
Its not justs a baseball bat, Bond, it's a baseball bat with a nail through it.

What show are these quotes from... for I must find a repeat and watch the fuck out of it. I'm loling big time :).

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Have I Got News For You was great. The way they picked on Gordon Ramsey non-stop was brilliant.

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At 10/13/06 02:04 PM, The-Master wrote:
At 10/13/06 01:08 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: The name's Bond. Mohammed Bond!
Its not justs a baseball bat, Bond, it's a baseball bat with a nail through it.
What show are these quotes from... for I must find a repeat and watch the fuck out of it. I'm loling big time :).

That would be Mock The Week. It's on at 10pm on BBC2 on a Thursday.

At 10/13/06 04:31 PM, The-Master wrote: Have I Got News For You was great. The way they picked on Gordon Ramsey non-stop was brilliant.

Poor Gordon lol. Also, I think we have enough ideas to get started with developing this Flash! So... let's get cracking.


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At 10/13/06 04:40 PM, TheD-LucksEdition wrote: That would be Mock The Week. It's on at 10pm on BBC2 on a Thursday.

Orson.... is there a repeat anytime?

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well its saterday in 21 mins so who ever can flash do your thing me i'll make ideas such as .: america declares war on the north pacific ocean beacuse acoring t the usa intelligance it has as many wmds as irak iran and affganistan put together.:

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I have another idea for the flash, kind of inspired by a few comments on Mock the Week. There is a news report saying that North Korea dropped a nuclear bomb on Washington, killing millions of people, so the US are going to attack another Arab country because they don't have any nuclear weapons.

Crikey.

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This maybe a little overdone (or infact this idea could have already been done) but i was thinking that we could do one of the mastercard adverts for the iraq war as in " SA80... £70.00... Make a Challenger 2 Tank fit for desert use... £140,000... knowing that you've liberated a country from an evil dictatorship... Priceless" or make it more funny, but that was just off the top of my head. But yeh, something like that maybe.


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Nev, we're all lolling at Mock The Week which is repeated tonight on BBC2 at 9:10 GMT (is it gmt?) so if you have access to BBC2 watch it.


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At 10/14/06 04:17 AM, Britkid wrote: I have another idea for the flash, kind of inspired by a few comments on Mock the Week. There is a news report saying that North Korea dropped a nuclear bomb on Washington, killing millions of people, so the US are going to attack another Arab country because they don't have any nuclear weapons.

you just ripped mine

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At 10/14/06 10:31 AM, backslash2010 wrote: you just ripped mine

Woah.... don't get angry. I liked both ideas, so don't fret :)

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At 10/13/06 04:40 PM, TheD-LucksEdition wrote:
Poor Gordon lol. Also, I think we have enough ideas to get started with developing this Flash! So... let's get cracking.

Erm, ain't there a few technical things to discuss?
Like what size're we making it?
What frame rate?


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At 10/14/06 02:24 PM, Leonardo-Da-Finchy wrote:

Also, I think we have enough ideas to get started with developing this Flash! So... let's get cracking.


Erm, ain't there a few technical things to discuss?
Like what size're we making it?
What frame rate?

I don't really know about any of this, so others would have to sort it out,

Conatct me for writing/voices anytime though

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What British Zombie said. Except for voices. I can advise you on voices though.


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BritKids doing voices also isn't he?

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When I was lying in bed last night, I suddenly had a thought about the Flash. I thought that, if it's going to be in a Mitchell & Webb style, maybe we should have animated versions of ourselves playing the parts! You know, like they do in Tomorrow's Nobodies? And an opening showing us, like in Mitchell & Webb. What do you think?

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At 10/15/06 05:26 AM, TheD-LucksEdition wrote: When I was lying in bed last night, I suddenly had a thought about the Flash. I thought that, if it's going to be in a Mitchell & Webb style, maybe we should have animated versions of ourselves playing the parts! You know, like they do in Tomorrow's Nobodies? And an opening showing us, like in Mitchell & Webb. What do you think?

That would only work with some parts (the haircut with chavs thing, the news report thing....) And not others, where celebs or certain characters would star

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At 10/15/06 06:56 AM, BritishZombie wrote: That would only work with some parts (the haircut with chavs thing, the news report thing....) And not others, where celebs or certain characters would star

I know that, I just forgot to say that.

Knew I forgot something :P

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At 10/14/06 10:31 AM, backslash2010 wrote: you just ripped mine

Yep...those ideas are about as alike as a chicken and a dog.

At 10/14/06 03:24 PM, BritishZombie wrote: BritKids doing voices also isn't he?

Yeah, I don't have a large range though. Can't go low and gruff or high. I can do most normal accents though.

Crikey.

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i have wrote scketches so any technical stuff is above my head cause i cant flash so here is another idea .: BIG AMERICA a rip of little britian it might not be satirical but we can take the piss of america we have an army soldoir that is like a robot set to kill anything that dosnt have a usa flag "iracies, englandies, reporteries anything that disre, err pec the united states of america" a fat tennager whois online all the time and has no life "god why do i have to go out if i go out i could lose all my exp's on the morrpg bsd on the lotr and my elf follwers will all devert their power to the evil underlords and walking is starting to hurt my heart" you get the ida ill have more later

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Might I suggest then for the animators, that we use a screen size of 600x400 pixels, and a frame-rate of 20?
Then tweening will look smooth, frame-by frame need only be done every other frame i.e. 10 frames per sec, and we will have a decent-sized picture.

Animators! Shout up if you have a better idea!


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who can animate? who can do flash? who is good at doing vo's?

get your name down then we can sorght it out

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At 10/15/06 02:59 PM, backslash2010 wrote: who can animate? who can do flash? who is good at doing vo's?

get your name down then we can sorght it out

BritishZombie, will write and voice act.

As for taking the piss outta america, im all for it. backslash.

On my idea of people representing countries we could have USA bullying Iraq and stealing its oil (lunch money)

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If we're still accepting idea's I have one.
You know how Soaps on TV are full of shit. Like some unknown rural town thats full of murder, rape, explosions and kiddiefiddling and such.
Well how about a sketch on Soaps. But it is actually realstic and just consists of an old couple sat down with a bit of whiskey watching these totally shit soaps?

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I can animate/do flash.


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fantastic a flash person ok d-lucks you gather all story posts together and give people parts i will write more stories and that guy will do voicingbut if we have a scetch where we are all in it we all need to do some voiceing k

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At 10/15/06 05:20 PM, Nev wrote: Well how about a sketch on Soaps. But it is actually realstic and just consists of an old couple sat down with a bit of whiskey watching these totally shit soaps?

I like this idea, but it made me think. It could be in some quiet country village and the man is a farmer. Then another farmer comes along and steals his bucket. Then we could make a whole big drama about getting the bucket back.

Crikey.

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At 10/15/06 07:32 PM, backslash2010 wrote: fantastic a flash person ok d-lucks you gather all story posts together and give people parts i will write more stories and that guy will do voicingbut if we have a scetch where we are all in it we all need to do some voiceing k

we'd better get some more animators, 'cause I have a few other commitments, I can't do all the animating myself...


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