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At 10/9/06 06:38 PM, backslash2010 wrote: i just watched mock the week "beacuse i skly plus'ed it" ok its funny but its got no real meaning its just funny things with no point and the game part of it thier where no points being earned but winners at the end? could someone elaberate this for me

That's satirical gameshows for you. Name one comedy gameshow where the amount of points even matters at all. Never Mind The Buzzcocks. Have I Got News For You. Mock The Week. Qi.

Besides, points are given, you weren't watching hard enough if you missed em.

lol great name change BBM! XD

Woah, long time no laughter... Where is everybody?

At 10/11/06 08:32 AM, Leonardo-Da-Finchy wrote: Woah, long time no laughter... Where is everybody?

i think people forgot about it and nevermind the buzzcocks is on vh1 at 9

At 10/11/06 08:32 AM, Leonardo-Da-Finchy wrote: Woah, long time no laughter... Where is everybody?

Well, apart from NO IDEAS FOR THE FLASH COMING UP SINCE I POSTED MY BIG POST WITH INFO ABOUT IT (HINT HINT!!!) there's also been no good stuff on TV comedy-wise to watch. Thank God it's Thursday tomorrow! :)

C'mon, get some ideas in the open! Even if they're not very good, we're not going to shoot you down! Don't be shy; let's see those ideas coming in!

I think nearly everyone has already submitted ideas (including me) and i think we need to sift through them and pick out good ones.

I agree, what ideas make the cut?

Furthermore, does anybody have some new ones they'd like to share?

Me- A kind of Mitchell & Webb idea (that's numberwang!). Wants celebrities.

BritishZombie- Zombies are invading. But the survivng humans are unable to kill them because human rights insist there still people, same as us. I also want celebrities. I want different people representing different countries.

backslash2010- i have an idea since you are leaning towards a game show spoof how about
1. universaly challenged-spoof of univerity challenge
2. have i got loos for you- spoof of have i got news for you
3. or anything zombie related i cant think

VincentElric- Or, we could do a zombie thing with university chalenge that each contestant gets zombified by fellow contestants as in every time they cut back to the teams one more is a zombie

TheD-LucksEdition - Basically, inspired by Andy Parsons' line on Mock The Week, we do a series of hair product commercials, but for stupid things, like bald heads, clown wigs, afros and so on. I have a few thoughts on what to put in those sketches, but I'll post them another time... when more ideas have been put forward :)

So, those are the options people.

At 10/11/06 12:52 PM, Britkid wrote: So, those are the options people.

Thanks for doing that for us Britkid :)

Saves me having to do it.

i have another idea for the thing "exteme makeover home edition" uk edition
.: you have a bunch of fat blokes turn up in a ford transit 30 mins late with the family waiting and the all waddle out and ask for a cup of tea 10 mins later they start looking round the house and sucking through their teeth but when they finally make their minds up about the desicion the say wel we'll see you in three weeks and they leave the family at the house .: for and a half weeks later.: they turn up : montage : they have 100 cups of tea turn up at 10.30 and leave at 7.00 they take 3 1/2 months to complete the house and when the family get home from their holiday in haven in caister its raining they're in a toyota taxi and no one from the neighberhood is there but the house is very good and there is no crap all about the place and thier are practical things

i kow its not all there but its an idea if isomeone would pick over it and fine tune it we could be in for an oscar

At 10/11/06 12:52 PM, Britkid wrote:

So, those are the options people.

What about mine? Smokers always look down when sparking up, so if there were lots of them at the same time, say, coming off a train, they'd all bump into eah other. It can end with the station going up in flames.

At 10/12/06 08:31 AM, Leonardo-Da-Finchy wrote: What about mine? Smokers always look down when sparking up, so if there were lots of them at the same time, say, coming off a train, they'd all bump into eah other. It can end with the station going up in flames.

Meh, I'm not superhuman. Update the list if you want.

Extras, That Mitchell and Webb Look and Mock The Week tonight.

Great line up tonight, I downloaded the first episode of Extras the other day, with Ben Stiller who was directing a foreign mans "heart-warming" story (stop going on about your fucking dead wife!)

Mr L. Finchy, I like your smokers idea. (i liked it the first time you posted it aswell)

Another, thought is a blurry big eared man is walkingdown a dark alley, things rustle and you hear hevy breathing. The man starts to run, down an ulit road untill finally the pursurer catches up and says:

"Mr Blair what are you thoughts on..."

At 10/12/06 01:12 PM, The-Master wrote: Extras, That Mitchell and Webb Look and Mock The Week tonight.

Now observe as the thread comes alive for 2 hours per week, then falls dead again.

We seem to be in a bit of a rut, don't we? People come out only on thursday night. Surely there are things on other days. Hey, did anyone see Kath & Kim on BBC2 Tuesday at 9? It just finished recently but I found it funny.

At 10/12/06 02:33 PM, BritishZombie wrote: Great line up tonight, I downloaded the first episode of Extras the other day, with Ben Stiller who was directing a foreign mans "heart-warming" story (stop going on about your fucking dead wife!)

I remember that episode. He also shouted at the little boy actor which was really funny.

Another, thought is a blurry big eared man is walkingdown a dark alley, things rustle and you hear hevy breathing. The man starts to run, down an ulit road untill finally the pursurer catches up and says:

I like this one. That could be a short. Maybe we could have a selection of shorts.

At 10/12/06 02:40 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:

At 10/12/06 01:12 PM, The-Master wrote: Extras, That Mitchell and Webb Look and Mock The Week tonight.

Now observe as the thread comes alive for 2 hours per week, then falls dead again.

Yeah, it's a shame really. It's decent idea for a club, but lacks much to talk about.

At 10/12/06 02:33 PM, BritishZombie wrote: Another, thought is a blurry big eared man is walkingdown a dark alley, things rustle and you hear heavy breathing. The man starts to run, down an ulit road untill finally the pursurer catches up and says:

"Mr Blair what are you thoughts on..."

Haha, good one.

At 10/12/06 03:06 PM, The-Master wrote:

At 10/12/06 02:40 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:

At 10/12/06 01:12 PM, The-Master wrote: Extras, That Mitchell and Webb Look and Mock The Week tonight.

Now observe as the thread comes alive for 2 hours per week, then falls dead again.

Yeah, it's a shame really. It's decent idea for a club, but lacks much to talk about.

I know, and that makes me a saaad panda :( Don't blame me, blame the TV's annoyingly unspread schedule.
I get kinda annoyed when the topic falls dead for the rest of the week, which is why I thought producing Flashes would keep us busy when there isn't any comedy on TV to watch. It would be great if you guys kept this topic alive..... :(

Also, it's good to see backslash is keen with those ideas. :)

Well does anyone here have Morpheus (or limewire) ?

You can download a certain episode of any show.

Morpheus is free and easy (i sound like a salesman) to download and you can even use it with shitty AOL like me.

To keep topics alive we could say all download and watch

Extras episode 2 or the latest dead ringers ep, then post about it.

Just a thought.

At 10/12/06 03:35 PM, BritishZombie wrote: Well does anyone here have Morpheus (or limewire) ?

They're both illegal. Stop discussing piracy.

At 10/12/06 03:35 PM, BritishZombie wrote: Well does anyone here have Morpheus (or limewire) ?

You can download a certain episode of any show.

Morpheus is free and easy (i sound like a salesman) to download and you can even use it with shitty AOL like me.

To keep topics alive we could say all download and watch

Unfortunately, that's illegal. You can't post anything about illegal stuff on the BBS so.... I don't really advise that.

At 10/12/06 03:48 PM, TheD-LucksEdition wrote:

Unfortunately, that's illegal. You can't post anything about illegal stuff on the BBS so.... I don't really advise that.

Ah, sorry lads. I forgot how mentioning that can get the thread into trouble. We'll speak about it no more.
Sorry again

At 10/12/06 03:51 PM, BritishZombie wrote: Ah, sorry lads. I forgot how mentioning that can get the thread into trouble. We'll speak about it no more.
Sorry again

Apology accepted. :)

Hooray for NÜMBERWANG and NÜMBERHOSEN!

It's weird but I understood all of that somehow :S

also liked the toothbrush sketch

So true lol

Shall we have a go at curing cancer? No, I’m going to see how many fruit pastels it takes to choke a kestrel.

At 10/12/06 02:40 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:

At 10/12/06 01:12 PM, The-Master wrote: Extras, That Mitchell and Webb Look and Mock The Week tonight.

Now observe as the thread comes alive for 2 hours per week, then falls dead again.

well if people read this they will know that today (friday) sees the return of the first and
best satirical game show have i got news for you 9pm bbc 1 or 2 i can't remember and its not like i have the internet right in front of me so ha another 1 hour of discusion tonight if people read this

so just watch have i got news for you

At 10/12/06 05:32 PM, The-Master wrote: Shall we have a go at curing cancer? No, I’m going to see how many fruit pastels it takes to choke a kestrel.

the joke that he used "(frog pan boil blah) scientist have alot of time" was a compleat rip off of jimmy car on 8 out of 10 cats they need to bee a bit original but at least the carphone warehouse guy was good

? does anyone know when buzzcocks is back on cause there are ads on bbc saying new sereis coming soon ?

and an idea for the flash .: we have to have a scetch show we all know it one of the sectches could be a game show spoof but we "the comedy club collective" could be the panellists. we could have an x factor/dragons den switch where someone goes to the dragons and starts to sing and the same time someone audtions for x factor but with a business plan :.

Did I imagine it, or is there a new Have I Got News For You at 9 tonight?

"Ingenius, Q. It's a bomb, but it's also a rucksack."
"Marteen.... what is 'handjob'?"
"Yes.... I shall have to buy 2 cans....."
"So let me get this straight: there's an evil genius, on the top of a mountain, in a fortress surrounded by armoured guards.... You know what? I don't fancy it."

At 10/13/06 11:11 AM, The-Master wrote: Did I imagine it, or is there a new Have I Got News For You at 9 tonight?

You know, I'm not sure. I'll have to have a look.

The name's Bond. Mohammed Bond!