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Why do we never talk about stand up in here?
I'm currently liking Mr Stewart Lee. And he's playing Huddersfield in April :). And Leeds this month... depends on which one I can be bothered seeing.

My mum thought Simon Amstell was dead, she turned on the TV at half nine and caught the obit style credits.

At 2/14/08 05:26 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: My mum thought Simon Amstell was dead, she turned on the TV at half nine and caught the obit style credits.

Is the special worth watching? I was watching Ashes to Ashes, but if it was any good I'll get it off TheBox.

Never Better was good.

Where Manghan's character gets stabbed by some kids, that is quite realistic surprisingly. I know there are scallies around my area that cause trouble.

At 2/14/08 05:34 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: Never Better was good.

Where Manghan's character gets stabbed by some kids, that is quite realistic surprisingly. I know there are scallies around my area that cause trouble.

Bastard you spoiled it :(... my mums a-taping them at home seeing as I'm at uni like.

Since when did BBC3 become a teenager trendy channel? It used to be where I got my dose of comedy from.

I had stopped watching BBC3 not so long ago as dog borstal was on every night, I turn it on to see myspace everywhere. Dave is now my saviour as a channel.

That Mitchell and Webb Look tomorrow. AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME AS ASHES TO ASHES.

Whuts this?

At 2/20/08 09:17 AM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Whuts this?

Something not as good as my Sky+ box?

Nah, far better.

brb, fastforwarding shit.

Mitchell & Webb tonight guys. Finally, something on the box that hasn't got Alan Carr in it.

Have you guys heard Sharon Osbourne's Give Blood radio ad? Where she's all "And some stranger out there saved my life"

D'you think there's some guy who every morning, wakes up, bangs his head on the wall and screams WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY DID I GIVE BLOOD?

At 2/21/08 09:03 AM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Have you guys heard Sharon Osbourne's Give Blood radio ad? Where she's all "And some stranger out there saved my life"

D'you think there's some guy who every morning, wakes up, bangs his head on the wall and screams WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY DID I GIVE BLOOD?

Is giving blood anonymous? I assume it is.
If so, it shouldn't be. I'd be more inclinced to give blood knowing that some rich person might get their head caved in by Ozzy (in my mind, its a fun way for Sharon to be injured), need my blood, and then could be guilted into paying me vast sums of money for my lifesaving heroics :).

Since that doesn't happen people should just get their own blood.

"Shall I get my cock out?"

At 2/21/08 04:03 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: "Shall I get my cock out?"

"See, I don't think you're cut out for work at a bawdy 70's hospital."

Also, who wants to see The Numberwang Code as much as I do?

omg i thought it was at 9:30 :'C

I laughed embarrassingly loud when Mitchell got the typewriter thrown in his face.

I got me some tickets to see Stewart Lee today :).
If you've never heard him check this out:
Stewart Lee live.

Ahahaha, I loved this, fucking hilarious. The bawdy 70s hospital was the best sketch.

I do miss the father + son playing in the park, then he asks "why did mummy go away?" from last series.

At 2/21/08 08:26 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Ahahaha, I loved this, fucking hilarious. The bawdy 70s hospital was the best sketch.

"See, if I were to say 'Can you grab my rod?', that would be innuendo. But if I were to say, 'Can you wank my cock?', that wouldn't be innuendo."

I do miss the father + son playing in the park, then he asks "why did mummy go away?" from last series.

Wasn't that Armstrong and Miller?

So I'm watching Alan Carr's Ding Dong. He's alright but since when did Carr become a heterosexual camp man?

At 2/22/08 05:39 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: So I'm watching Alan Carr's Ding Dong. He's alright but since when did Carr become a heterosexual camp man?

Honestly? That show is a tacky piece of shit; it's trash TV. The only purpose it serves is belittling and taking the piss out of the members of the public. When I watched it (for the first, and last time), there was a round where they brought in a slut and they had to guess who she shagged.

I mean, come on. That's not entertainment. That's just tacky rubbish.

At 2/22/08 03:11 PM, TheD-LucksEdition wrote: Wasn't that Armstrong and Miller?

Perhaps. They're all the same.

Also, Alan Carr is gay, with a strictly negative rather than homosexual connotation.

At 2/24/08 05:38 AM, TheD-LucksEdition wrote: I mean, come on. That's not entertainment. That's just tacky rubbish.

It is very patronising.
Strange how they chose the ugliest and fakest person to host it... actually, thinking about it, it seems very appropriate.

What's Simon Amstell's standup like? I'm considering getting tickets to see him.

DID YOU RAPE THIS WOMAN?

DID YOU RAPE THIS WOMAN?

DID YOU RAPE THIS WOMAN?

DID YOU RAPE THIS WOMAN?

DID YOU RAPE THIS WOMAN?

AND IT WAS HERE IN THESE SKIES THAT THE LUFTWAFFE WERE DEFEATED.

At 3/1/08 05:52 AM, TheD-LucksEdition wrote: AND IT WAS HERE IN THESE SKIES THAT THE LUFTWAFFE WERE DEFEATED.

That was hilarious, Mitchell and Webb are brilliant.

Count me in on this club :P

At 3/1/08 09:57 AM, thegreatmorph wrote:

At 3/1/08 05:52 AM, TheD-LucksEdition wrote: AND IT WAS HERE IN THESE SKIES THAT THE LUFTWAFFE WERE DEFEATED.

That was hilarious, Mitchell and Webb are brilliant.

Count me in on this club :P

YO CHECK IT OUT! WHITE BOY GOT SOME MOVES! YOU CAN BE MY LAWYER!

At 3/1/08 12:33 PM, TheD-LucksEdition wrote: YO CHECK IT OUT! WHITE BOY GOT SOME MOVES! YOU CAN BE MY LAWYER!

The dance was absolutely brilliant.