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I think Bailey has already sold out in Glasgow :(. Sucks to be me.

At 4/27/07 07:08 PM, Nev wrote: I think Bailey has already sold out in Glasgow :(. Sucks to be me.

Speaking of Bill Bailey's tour, Bill was on Jonathan Ross last night and at the beginning of his interview, the subject of his November/ December tour came up. I was watching with my mum, and we discussed booking tickets for the Wembley Arena show of the tour.

So watch this space....

Also, Harry and Paul was great last night. Also, it's on at 9:30, not 10 like I previously said :P
Sorry if it caused any of you to miss it.

At 4/28/07 07:15 AM, TheD-LucksEdition wrote: Wembley Arena show of the tour.

That'd be shit. The Arena is long and thin like a penis, so if you don't get a decent seat you're going to be fucked.

At 4/28/07 07:46 AM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:

At 4/28/07 07:15 AM, TheD-LucksEdition wrote: Wembley Arena show of the tour.

That'd be shit. The Arena is long and thin like a penis, so if you don't get a decent seat you're going to be fucked.

If Wembley arena is the penis, then wembley is the streak of piss that emitted from the knob hole.

At 4/28/07 07:46 AM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:

At 4/28/07 07:15 AM, TheD-LucksEdition wrote: Wembley Arena show of the tour.

That'd be shit. The Arena is long and thin like a penis, so if you don't get a decent seat you're going to be fucked.

Well, it's the only venue in the tour remotely near me. So I'd better hope I get a good seat.

I may of got tickets for Bailey actually.... just depends on whether my mums credit card works.... if not I may be screwed, unless they give me another chance to get them with a different card.

At 4/27/07 07:08 PM, Nev wrote: I think Bailey has already sold out in Glasgow :(. Sucks to be me.

I got a ticket ;)

At 4/28/07 06:12 PM, MickTheChampion wrote:

At 4/27/07 07:08 PM, Nev wrote: I think Bailey has already sold out in Glasgow :(. Sucks to be me.

I got a ticket ;)

I think I have.... well I've not had anything saying the credit card was refused, so it must of gone through :).
There are no sites that deal with Scottish tickets.... I found one, and that was Secctickets.com or something.... stupid Scots :P.

At 4/28/07 06:21 PM, Nev wrote:

There are no sites that deal with Scottish tickets.... I found one, and that was Secctickets.com or something.... stupid Scots :P.

Did your tiny inferior Anglo brain not think of trying ticket master?

At 4/28/07 06:26 PM, MickTheChampion wrote: Did your tiny inferior Anglo brain not think of trying ticket master?

They didn't have any for the Glasgow show when I looked.... so aye, I did.

At 4/28/07 06:31 PM, Nev wrote:

At 4/28/07 06:26 PM, MickTheChampion wrote: Did your tiny inferior Anglo brain not think of trying ticket master?

They didn't have any for the Glasgow show when I looked.... so aye, I did.

Well then you've just disputed your own claim that there are no sites that deal with Scottish tickets, you foolish man!

At 4/28/07 06:32 PM, MickTheChampion wrote: Well then you've just disputed your own claim that there are no sites that deal with Scottish tickets, you foolish man!

I didn't mean they didn't have any tickets. I meant they didn't have the show in the database or whatever it is. They only had like four English dates.

At 4/28/07 06:35 PM, Nev wrote:

At 4/28/07 06:32 PM, MickTheChampion wrote: Well then you've just disputed your own claim that there are no sites that deal with Scottish tickets, you foolish man!

I didn't mean they didn't have any tickets. I meant they didn't have the show in the database or whatever it is. They only had like four English dates.

Well, I got tickets for a Pogues gig in Glasgow from ticketmaster. Are you calling me a liar, sir?

At 4/28/07 06:40 PM, MickTheChampion wrote: Well, I got tickets for a Pogues gig in Glasgow from ticketmaster. Are you calling me a liar, sir?

I just meant about Bill Bailey's tour :P.

At 4/28/07 06:12 PM, MickTheChampion wrote:

At 4/27/07 07:08 PM, Nev wrote: I think Bailey has already sold out in Glasgow :(. Sucks to be me.

I got a ticket ;)

Oh for fuck sake he's here

At 4/28/07 07:59 AM, TheD-LucksEdition wrote: Well, it's the only venue in the tour remotely near me. So I'd better hope I get a good seat.

Go to Brighton. It's easy to get to from surrey.

At 4/29/07 08:40 AM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:

At 4/28/07 07:59 AM, TheD-LucksEdition wrote: Well, it's the only venue in the tour remotely near me. So I'd better hope I get a good seat.

Go to Brighton. It's easy to get to from surrey.

Lol posh surrey boy.

At 4/29/07 08:49 AM, DanAbnormal wrote:

At 4/29/07 08:40 AM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:

At 4/28/07 07:59 AM, TheD-LucksEdition wrote: Well, it's the only venue in the tour remotely near me. So I'd better hope I get a good seat.

Go to Brighton. It's easy to get to from surrey.

Lol posh surrey boy.

Why dont you piss off back to Romford where you belong?

At 4/29/07 10:54 AM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Why dont you piss off back to Romford where you belong?

At last I will emerge the victor, at las I will have revenge.

I don't understand the way it's refered to as "British Comedy".

I mean, that would imply that Scotland and Wales share a sense of humour with England. It's really the English that carry the famous wit, and we mooch of it.

I mean, take the likes of John Cleese, with all his dry wit. He's the type of guy that people go on about having this superior British sense of humour that the yanks don't get.

I'm sick of people here going on about it like they're part of it. You look at the funniest Scotsman in the last fifty years and it's Billy Connolly - if ever there was a fucker lacking in subtleness! Playing the banjo with a big long purple beard!

British Comedy = English Comedy.

At 4/29/07 11:53 AM, MickTheChampion wrote: I'm sick of people here going on about it like they're part of it. You look at the funniest Scotsman in the last fifty years and it's Billy Connolly - if ever there was a fucker lacking in subtleness! Playing the banjo with a big long purple beard!

Least Wales have given us a creditable comedian in Lee Evans :P. GTFO Scotland!

At 4/29/07 11:53 AM, MickTheChampion wrote: British Comedy = English Comedy.

Haha, you're so picky about the British situation, you're against a notion that can be advantageous to you!

At 4/29/07 12:15 PM, DanAbnormal wrote: Haha, you're so picky about the British situation, you're against a notion that can be advantageous to you!

Scotland like being sub-par... its what they do :D.

At 4/29/07 12:10 PM, Nev wrote:

At 4/29/07 11:53 AM, MickTheChampion wrote: I'm sick of people here going on about it like they're part of it. You look at the funniest Scotsman in the last fifty years and it's Billy Connolly - if ever there was a fucker lacking in subtleness! Playing the banjo with a big long purple beard!

Least Wales have given us a creditable comedian in Lee Evans :P. GTFO Scotland!

Oh I'm sorry, do you not laugh your arse off at Frankie Boyle on a weekly basis?

Shut up then, son.

At 4/29/07 12:23 PM, MickTheChampion wrote: Oh I'm sorry, do you not laugh your arse off at Frankie Boyle on a weekly basis?
Shut up then, son.

Errm... no... I don't.
The only TV show I watch at the moment is Peep Show. And I've only seen anything with Frankie Boyle in it a few times in past.... so I don't know how funny I find him.

Now, do you want to stop being so presumptuous? Or are to happy to carry on looking like an idiot?

At 4/29/07 12:28 PM, Nev wrote:
Errm... no... I don't.
The only TV show I watch at the moment is Peep Show. And I've only seen anything with Frankie Boyle in it a few times in past.... so I don't know how funny I find him.

Oh right, I thought with all the discussion of Mock The Week that's done on this place you'd be a fan. How silly of me.

Now, do you want to stop being so presumptuous? Or are to happy to carry on looking like an idiot?

Gee I don't know, I clearly care what the people of the British Satrical Comedy Club think of me. Perhaps you're right. I should do more to protect my reputation.

Help me Nev...please?

At 4/29/07 12:32 PM, MickTheChampion wrote: Gee I don't know, I clearly care what the people of the British Satrical Comedy Club think of me. Perhaps you're right. I should do more to protect my reputation.

Help me Nev...please?

Ask and ye shall receive:
1. Stop being a smart arse, you're tried to seem all cool and witty twice now, and both times I've thrown them right back in your face. Your arrogance doesn't suit the fact that I'm smarter ;).

At 4/29/07 12:39 PM, Nev wrote:
Ask and ye shall receive:
1. Stop being a smart arse, you're tried to seem all cool and witty twice now, and both times I've thrown them right back in your face. Your arrogance doesn't suit the fact that I'm smarter ;).

I wasn't really trying to seem cool and witty, I can't help if that's how you perceive me.

I think it's pretty ironic that you're getting at me for being "arrogant", yet you measure the fact of your IMPRESSIVE intellect on an immature two-post exchange on a message board?

I'm going to need a bit more than that, lad! Do it properly this time, how can I improve so that everyone in the British Satirical Comedy Club thinks I'm as cool and smart as you? It's obviously the kind of thing you care about, that's why I'm asking - if you want to know.

At 4/29/07 12:43 PM, MickTheChampion wrote: I think it's pretty ironic that you're getting at me for being "arrogant", yet you measure the fact of your IMPRESSIVE intellect on an immature two-post exchange on a message board?

I have nothing else to measure it on. From what I know of you, a two-post exchange on a message board, you seem like an deluded arse who thinks he's the dogs bollocks.

I'm going to need a bit more than that, lad! Do it properly this time, how can I improve so that everyone in the British Satirical Comedy Club thinks I'm as cool and smart as you?

Ahh patronising me, just another thing to add to your arrogance. Get over yourself mate.

It's obviously the kind of thing you care about, that's why I'm asking - if you want to know.

You base that observation on what?