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Sergeant Johnson Sep. 23rd, 2006 @ 04:34 PM Reply

Sergeant Johnson is the Bitch on Halo

Johnson should be the star for the obvious reasons

1. He got the looks
2. He owns his own Platoon! Impressive
3. Ladies love a man in uniform4. He's got the attitude
4. He has got the Style
5. Master Chief totally got fucked by sergeant johnson everytime in halo 2
6. The man is invincible FFS he could take over!

master Chief is the shit head of Halo, for one his skill technically depends on the first controlling him, unlike the sarge. Master Chief can run out of ammo, unlike the sarge.
He can die, unlike the sarge. And look at his armour! only pussies wear that armour, real men wear normal army clothing.

I think the star of the game should be the sarge, just look at him in his prime.
priceless.

Sergeant Johnson


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Response to Sergeant Johnson Sep. 23rd, 2006 @ 04:36 PM Reply

in a live action halo movie, i bet Samuel L. Jackson would play him


I'm gonna go back to my room and be awesome.
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Response to Sergeant Johnson Sep. 23rd, 2006 @ 04:37 PM Reply

At 9/23/06 04:36 PM, TacticalShoe wrote: in a live action halo movie, i bet Samuel L. Jackson would play him

We can only hope.

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Response to Sergeant Johnson Sep. 23rd, 2006 @ 04:38 PM Reply

Sergeant Hartman > Sergeant Johnson

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Response to Sergeant Johnson Sep. 23rd, 2006 @ 04:38 PM Reply

Halo = Fail.


I did it for the lulz:

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Response to Sergeant Johnson Sep. 23rd, 2006 @ 04:38 PM Reply

At 9/23/06 04:36 PM, TacticalShoe wrote: in a live action halo movie, i bet Samuel L. Jackson would play him

that would complete every halo nerd's life.

god I can't wait.
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Response to Sergeant Johnson Sep. 23rd, 2006 @ 04:38 PM Reply

I found this to be very humorous. The Sargeant isn't a risk taking, cyborg, mass murderer no is he though?


And just like that....he was gone...

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Response to Sergeant Johnson Sep. 23rd, 2006 @ 04:40 PM Reply

He's got Samuel L Jacksons attitude and denzel washingtons figure. It's the mega-black.

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Response to Sergeant Johnson Sep. 23rd, 2006 @ 04:42 PM Reply

He's not impressive when you constantly beat him into a corner.


Whoop Whoop

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Response to Sergeant Johnson Sep. 23rd, 2006 @ 04:45 PM Reply

At 9/23/06 04:38 PM, TheNotorious wrote: I found this to be very humorous. The Sargeant isn't a risk taking, cyborg, mass murderer no is he though?

Maybe not, but he is a black american hell raiser who survived 100million degree's on an exploding hoola hoop.


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Response to Sergeant Johnson Sep. 23rd, 2006 @ 04:47 PM Reply

At 9/23/06 04:38 PM, CleverNickname wrote: Sergeant Hartman > Sergeant Johnson

whats your name boy? Master Chief? is that royalty? that name sounds like royalty. from now on your name is private snowball


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