Funny George Bush Joke! Rofl Comedy

[Fezz]

Bush is in a school and he sits in front of a first grade class and says,"I'm open for questions!"
Arthur raises his hand,"I have 4 questions" he said."Why did you invade Iraq without UN authority,why are you so concerned about gay marriages when 50% of america doesn't have health insurence,where's Bin Laden,and why did you lie about the WMD's?" Suddenly,the recess bell rings and the children go to play,After recess Mr.Bush says once again,any questions?Charlie raises his hand,"I have six questions,why did you invade Iraq without UN authority,why are you so concerned with gay marriages when 50% of america doesn't have health insurence,where's Bin Laden,why did you lie about the WMD's,why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early,and where the hell's Arthur?"

[1337brandcrackers]

Made me chuckle, but kinda of dumb and pointless

[fuzzies]

AHAHA.

[Jarvis-Ganon]

Wow, Bush haters get more pathetic evry minute

I got a joke:

Why do democrats have donkeys for their symbol

Self-Explanatory

[Mattageddon]

fucking democrats and fucking republicans! fuck u guys! Anarchy for US

[Jarvis-Ganon]

At 9/21/06 08:45 PM, Mattageddon wrote: fucking democrats and fucking republicans! fuck u guys! Anarchy for US

no even better.......TRYANNY

[Shadow-XII]

Hahahaha.

Made me smile, thank you :D

[Niktik]

At 9/21/06 08:41 PM, Jarvis-Ganon wrote: Wow, Bush haters get more pathetic evry minute

I got a joke:

Why do democrats have donkeys for their symbol

Self-Explanatory

W00000000
Conservtive POWER

[Wheller]

hehe that is funny. kinda

[Mattageddon]

At 9/21/06 08:47 PM, Niktik wrote:

Conservtive POWER

y do they call them conservatives? cause they're conserving their brains and not thinking

[Fezz]

my mum told me it earlier

[ZeroAsALimit]

At 9/21/06 08:41 PM, Jarvis-Ganon wrote: Why do democrats have donkeys for their symbol

Old Republican joke. LOL!

[Closet-Monster-Guy]

haha

[somestupidloser]

At 9/21/06 08:41 PM, Jarvis-Ganon wrote: Wow, Bush haters get more pathetic evry minute

I got a joke:

Why do democrats have donkeys for their symbol

Self-Explanatory

Why are all pro-bush republicans stupid?

oh, wait, that's self explanatory too

[Tancrisism]

At 9/21/06 08:41 PM, Jarvis-Ganon wrote: Why do democrats have donkeys for their symbol

Self-Explanatory

People called Andrew Jackson a "jack-ass" and he liked the name so much he adopted it as his symbol. Very self-explanatory.

I've got another. Bush, Cheney, and Laura Bush are on a plane. Bush says, "If I throw this one-hundred dollar bill out the window, I'll make one person very happy." Then Cheney says, "If I throw ten ten dollar bills out the window, I'll make ten people happy." Then Laura says, "If I throw one hundred one dollar bills out the window, I'll make one hundred people happy." The pilot overhears this, and says, "If I throw the three of them out the window, I'll make six billion pople happy."

Bu dum chi.

[Elamdri]

I pledge disallegiance to the cross of the Unite States of America
and to the theocracy for which it stands.
One nation
Under Bush
Divided
with oppression and injustice for all.

[Heretic-Anchorite]

democrats are pathitic. this should be in politics not general

[TNT]

Even though I'm republican, it was funny.

[The-Doctor]

its been done before... that all i gotta say

[RacistBassist]

At 9/21/06 08:45 PM, Jarvis-Ganon wrote:

At 9/21/06 08:45 PM, Mattageddon wrote: fucking democrats and fucking republicans! fuck u guys! Anarchy for US

no even better.......TRYANNY

whats tryanny?

[Tancrisism]

At 10/22/06 03:18 PM, Grammer wrote:

At 10/22/06 02:59 PM, Tancrisism wrote: People called Andrew Jackson a "jack-ass" and he liked the name so much he adopted it as his symbol. Very self-explanatory.

Also because Dems in general are jackasses.

...What, no funneh?

I agree, in that I feel that everyone who is loyal to a political party is one.

[Latecks]

I've heard that one before, but it still makes me laugh.

[Marcato]

At 10/22/06 03:18 PM, Grammer wrote:

At 10/22/06 02:59 PM, Tancrisism wrote: People called Andrew Jackson a "jack-ass" and he liked the name so much he adopted it as his symbol. Very self-explanatory.

Also because Dems in general are jackasses.

...What, no funneh?

You have to put it together in a more clever structure than that.

[Anko]

At 9/21/06 08:41 PM, Jarvis-Ganon wrote: Wow, Bush haters get more pathetic evry minute

I got a joke:

Why do democrats have donkeys for their symbol

Self-Explanatory

Because they carry the people of America on their backs.

[Jake]

Not funny or original.