I am from the future.

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EvilJesus
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Response to I am from the future. Sep. 23rd, 2006 @ 05:17 PM Reply

will i ever turn gay...with tom?


I be down with Mozart mother fucker! I've been banging out jives since I was a dickworm
Slags and hoes.
Oh shit king kong what are you going

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Response to I am from the future. Sep. 23rd, 2006 @ 07:33 PM Reply

The Anti-Christ only comes when the rapture happens.

And? Just because the rapture hasn't happened, doesn't mean we haven't listened to scripture that we have had thousands of years to read and figure out the obvious.

Also if you are catholic then you probubly wont go to heaven when the rapture happens.

Fuck you. I'm Catholic. And VERY DEVOUT.

Also if you are catholic then you probubly wont go to heaven when the rapture happens.

So you insult me and then have nothing to back it up? I'm glad that the BBS task force delta took/will "take care of" members like you back in 2074. Good day sir.

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Do I do anything that gets me on national television?

Yes, but for believing that your ass can talk to you.

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Am I still alive?

No. You are seduced by a hot as hell russian/japanese whore. She gives you the best sex ever(in your lifetime), then kills you.

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Will my plans for making the whole Earth one country happen?

No, Wade and Tom beat you to it. You spend the rest of your life rambling to a coconut named "Dennis", who actually tells you to shut the fuck up. This causes you to have a heart attack and die.

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Will Arsenio Hall ever have another TV show?

Who?

What's the Big Secret of "Lost"? And how's the series finale?

They find out that they are on a t.v. show. They had no knowledge of this, and the people in the interviews were look-alikes.

Does Jim end up with Pam?

Yes.

Is there ever a President Jeb Bush?

No, but George creates a dynasty.... in 2189.

Do they ever catch his Lucky Charms?

No, but there have been some very close calls.

Do you have a Sports Almanac that has all of the winners of every game until 2050??? If so, can I have it?

Dude, have you seen BackToTheFuture: part eleventy-nine? The almanac rapes marty's parents and it turns out that he is the one who set us up the bomb

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Will I murder anyone?

If you go to college, then yes. If you become a mime, then no.

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will i ever turn gay?

Yes

...with tom?

No. With Stamper.


Back for the first time in years. Ignore anything of mine from before 2012, it's pure adolescent idiocy.

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Response to I am from the future. Jan. 19th, 2008 @ 11:57 PM Reply

Do i get immortality ?

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Response to I am from the future. Jan. 20th, 2008 @ 12:00 AM Reply

old topic is old...and the future still freaks me out!


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Response to I am from the future. Jan. 20th, 2008 @ 12:01 AM Reply

Did Obama get elected in 2008?


Failing since 2007.

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Response to I am from the future. Jan. 20th, 2008 @ 12:04 AM Reply

How do you plan to get back?


You can take away my life, but you can never take away my METAL!!!!

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Response to I am from the future. Jan. 20th, 2008 @ 12:10 AM Reply

At 9/20/06 04:47 PM, crazyScott wrote: is my mom going to die? she has cancer..

No, she'll never die. She'll suffer for eternity.


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Response to I am from the future. Jan. 20th, 2008 @ 04:55 PM Reply

Will I become an Evil overlord and try to dominate the universe and erease half of earths population (the stupid ones or do I become something else? Will I ever finish my fantasy book?

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Response to I am from the future. Jan. 20th, 2008 @ 05:03 PM Reply

Are there 2504 n00bs?


I can't actually imagine why you're looking down here, but while you are...
MSN: acidsoldier@gmail.com, Steam: boomman123321

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Response to I am from the future. Jan. 20th, 2008 @ 05:22 PM Reply

You fucking moron.

Time traveling is found in the year of 3000.

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Response to I am from the future. Jan. 20th, 2008 @ 05:23 PM Reply

You've been this far in the past since 2005 that sucks pretty hard.

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Response to I am from the future. Jan. 20th, 2008 @ 05:24 PM Reply

Will I be famous?


Release your inner crazy.

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Response to I am from the future. Jan. 20th, 2008 @ 05:25 PM Reply

No, or else I wouldn't be here
who is the Anti-Christ that will trick every one left behind?
A man named Pluf Edaw.

lol xD

Will my music ever play on the radio?
Does Clock Crew exist in the future?
Does anyone eventually find Michael Jacksons nose?


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Response to I am from the future. Jan. 20th, 2008 @ 05:26 PM Reply

dumbass