Aaaand its complete balls when women fuck with your head and thoughts. Here was me thinking I could control that but one got in. Name no names and nobody will know they managed to do anything if they happen to stumble on here.
Women spy in your internet browsing by looking at the history as well as reading all your text! Be forewarned they may seem like they dont know how to work stuff, but as soon as they realise they can spy on you with it they become experts in evidence gathering.
All evidence for the cross-examination of course.
God a need to get shit-faced or have a holiday alone, or both :S