I tried to post yesterday but simply couldn't. I was really that bad.
Off the top of my head, five bottles of lager, half a can, 25cl of absinthe, some whiskey, a pint, 3E's, a few soco lemon and limes, more whiskey, shot of vodka, pint of stella, another E, more whiskey, another pint, four more soco lemon and limes, a bottle of lager. Started at two in the afternoon, finished at four in the morning.
Good fucking night.