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Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 00:39:34 Reply

That was fun.

But seriously, make all the mod names pink.


Filler text.
Because this space needs to be bigger than it already should be.
Jigen made this sig. madknt downsized it to fit the filesize limit. Go team.

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Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 00:40:07 Reply

At 9/16/06 12:36 AM, Fat-Badger wrote:
At 9/16/06 12:36 AM, HoboPorn wrote: If they are truly drunk watch them fuck up and mod someone lol.
BADGER FOR MOD..BADGER FOR MOD...

LMFAO, nice one badger.

I called them and this is what happend when they called back.

I sayd 10$ says you don't call back and they call back and they're like you cans end 10$ to paypal or mail and someone wa slike or blow joba nd I was like alright i'll do that and they're like sure blowjob is better than 10$ and I sayd alright but then they get into a conflict about hey wait I sayd I wanted one and I sayd all 3 will work

BTW GUYS I AM NOT GAY THAT WAS A JOKE CONSIDERING YOU'RE DRUNK YOU MIGHT THINK OTHERWISE

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Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 00:40:26 Reply

At 9/16/06 12:26 AM, Stamper wrote:
At 9/16/06 12:24 AM, DFox wrote: Yes, and I'm calling agian at 2. It's just so much fun.

lolol you've reached the office of Newgrounds.com.

I <3 it.
Why did you shout to Johnny? WHERES MY LOVE NIGGA?

OMG Stamper you know I <3 you. It's just that... Utah's my homie g.

Yes! 1 hour 20 minutes, BE THERE STAMPER. I'M ASKING FOR YOU. NOT JAMES, NOT TOM, NOT JEFF, YOU.


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Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 00:40:45 Reply

At 9/16/06 12:38 AM, Maus wrote:
At 9/16/06 12:35 AM, DanMalo wrote: I ejaculated.
I killed more balloons today. But I got the line right this time. Yeah.

the old rt 50 showed you the way


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Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 00:41:20 Reply

Did it right this time.

Jesus sure loves me.

I know, I sound REALLLLLY gay.


Right behind you

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Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 00:41:44 Reply

At 9/16/06 12:40 AM, CaptainBob wrote: the old rt 50 showed you the way

>:o

I shoulda crotch punched you when we slept together you bastard.

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Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 00:42:49 Reply

"Hello, my name is Jack Mayhoffer with the Internal Revenue Service. I'm calling in regaurds to your back owed taxes from 1999 to present. This is a very serious matter. If you could give my office a call back as soon as possible, that would be appreciated. My number is 215-861-1225. Thank you, and go fuck yourself."


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Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 00:43:25 Reply

At 9/16/06 12:41 AM, Maus wrote: I shoulda crotch punched you when we slept together you bastard.

that would've been hot.

For those not in the know, I totally slept with a lesbian el oh el

also I'm not cool enough for a callback :(


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Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 00:43:41 Reply

Ive tried calling like 5 times now Its not working I must not know how to use a phone right :(


"Friends may come and go. But two hundred pounds is always two hundred pounds."
~Henry Rollins

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Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 00:44:32 Reply

At 9/16/06 12:42 AM, DanMalo wrote: "Hello, my name is Jack Mayhoffer with the Internal Revenue Service. I'm calling in regaurds to your back owed taxes from 1999 to present. This is a very serious matter. If you could give my office a call back as soon as possible, that would be appreciated. My number is 215-861-1225. Thank you, and go fuck yourself."

Alright everyone, revert all calling power to that number! Commense annoying fake phone sex offers in 5, 4, 3, 2...


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Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 00:44:59 Reply

At 9/16/06 12:11 AM, DF64 wrote:
At 9/16/06 12:11 AM, kidray76 wrote: Any chance for phone sex?
My thoughts exactly BUTTSECKS!?

well maybe

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Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 00:45:47 Reply

It was demanded that all mods have pink names.


This is the game JohnnyUtah and I have been working on.

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Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 00:46:42 Reply

At 9/16/06 12:45 AM, TomFulp wrote: It was demanded that all mods have pink names.

All in favor say Oy!

*waiting*


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Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 00:47:04 Reply

I called you I said "I'm on newgrounds right now!" I didn't know what else to say.


There once was a dude,
That ran in the nude.

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Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 00:47:38 Reply

At 9/16/06 12:45 AM, TomFulp wrote: It was demanded that all mods have pink names.

it was.

now make it so!


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Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 00:47:39 Reply

oh i just called tom fulp and played the zip zap rap you can hear it here
it says its nsfw but it is if it isnt plz ban me
funniest song in the world anti drug message from devastatin dave the turntable slave
at the end i said tom you need to stop taking those drugs they are bad for you
and then said kthnxbi

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Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 00:47:45 Reply

At 9/16/06 12:45 AM, TomFulp wrote: It was demanded that all mods have pink names.

Well they're still green!! WHAT DO YOU PAY JAMES FOR???

Stamper, 1 hour 10 minutes, be there or Utah's my top dawg

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Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 00:47:56 Reply

At 9/16/06 12:03 AM, TomFulp wrote: 215-279-9026

i would call but i have nothing to say

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Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 00:47:58 Reply

At 9/16/06 12:47 AM, Trick wrote: I called you I said "I'm on newgrounds right now!" I didn't know what else to say.

Well if someone ont he internet gives out a number you obviously call it pretending to me gay like I did.

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Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 00:48:22 Reply

At 9/16/06 12:45 AM, TomFulp wrote: It was demanded that all mods have pink names.

Do it....... do it! You know you want to do it!

LOL ..... You guys are just laughing your asses off at all the retarded messages everyone has left, aren't you?

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Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 00:48:36 Reply

I was the guy who played "Can a Nigga Get a Tabledance".

I do hope you enjoyed.

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Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 00:49:17 Reply

Why was I not invited?

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Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 00:49:21 Reply

At 9/16/06 12:45 AM, TomFulp wrote: It was demanded that all mods have pink names.

And turn all users puke green...


Formally known as user # 761909, the good old days...
"I was 13 at the time, which explains why I have so much faith in today's thirteen year olds." -Tom Fulp

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Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 00:50:25 Reply

I'm detective John Kimble, I'm a cop you idiot!


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I've evolved.
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Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 00:50:25 Reply

At 9/16/06 12:45 AM, TomFulp wrote: It was demanded that all mods have pink names.

DOITDOITDOITDOIT

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Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 00:51:10 Reply

Pink should stay.

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Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 00:51:25 Reply

The last word said at the end of the voicemail should be "tootles".

Also, mad love.

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Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 00:51:25 Reply

At 9/16/06 12:50 AM, Maus wrote:
At 9/16/06 12:45 AM, TomFulp wrote: It was demanded that all mods have pink names.
DOITDOITDOITDOIT

Stamper! You didn't say Oy!

"say it... SAY IT..."


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Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 00:51:26 Reply

At 9/16/06 12:50 AM, Maus wrote: DOITDOITDOITDO

It has been done.


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Response to Newgrounds Voicemail 2006-09-16 00:51:30 Reply

sorry this is my fourht post BUT STAMPER IF YOU'RE OUT THERE I CHALLEND YOU TO A PENICORN DUEL MINE IS LEVEL 1337 HAH