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What'd Jesus say as he gotcrucified 2006-09-14 21:51:51 Reply

My opinion?

"My balls itch. Somebody scratch my balls. Somebody. PLEAAAAAAAAAASE!!! MY BALLS ITCH!!! MY BALLS ITCH!!!"

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Response to What'd Jesus say as he gotcrucified 2006-09-14 21:52:36 Reply

At 9/14/06 09:51 PM, AtomikWarTerrorizor wrote: My opinion?

"My balls itch. Somebody scratch my balls. Somebody. PLEAAAAAAAAAASE!!! MY BALLS ITCH!!! MY BALLS ITCH!!!"

You, sir, are not funny

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Response to What'd Jesus say as he gotcrucified 2006-09-14 21:52:48 Reply

I'M Brian!


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Response to What'd Jesus say as he gotcrucified 2006-09-14 21:53:20 Reply

At 9/14/06 09:51 PM, AtomikWarTerrorizor wrote: My opinion?

"My balls itch. Somebody scratch my balls. Somebody. PLEAAAAAAAAAASE!!! MY BALLS ITCH!!! MY BALLS ITCH!!!"

That was pretty retarded and not funny.

He was probably in a great amount of pain.


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Response to What'd Jesus say as he gotcrucified 2006-09-14 21:54:40 Reply

At 9/14/06 09:52 PM, Serphyas wrote: I'M Brian!

and so's my wife


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Response to What'd Jesus say as he gotcrucified 2006-09-14 21:57:10 Reply

Mary: "Hey Jesus, what's up?"
Jesus: "Oh nothing, just hanging around. I'll be back in a few days."

.....

.....

.....


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You are what you eat, you filthy cannibal.

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Response to What'd Jesus say as he gotcrucified 2006-09-14 22:02:42 Reply

"BRB"


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Response to What'd Jesus say as he gotcrucified 2006-09-15 00:45:03 Reply

At 9/14/06 09:52 PM, hentai-boy1 wrote:
At 9/14/06 09:51 PM, AtomikWarTerrorizor wrote: My opinion?

"My balls itch. Somebody scratch my balls. Somebody. PLEAAAAAAAAAASE!!! MY BALLS ITCH!!! MY BALLS ITCH!!!"
You, sir, are not funny

You, sir, don't watch enough Cheech and Chong movies. Don't blame me because you're a dumbass. I mean, who HASN'T seen a Cheech and Chong movie at least 5 times?

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Response to What'd Jesus say as he gotcrucified 2006-09-15 00:46:26 Reply

At 9/14/06 09:53 PM, Seasons wrote:
At 9/14/06 09:51 PM, AtomikWarTerrorizor wrote: My opinion?

"My balls itch. Somebody scratch my balls. Somebody. PLEAAAAAAAAAASE!!! MY BALLS ITCH!!! MY BALLS ITCH!!!"
That was pretty retarded and not funny.

He was probably in a great amount of pain.

So? That even makes it better to make fun of him.

Fuck jesus, he was the world's biggest pussy.

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Response to What'd Jesus say as he gotcrucified 2006-09-15 00:48:53 Reply

No clue, but I'm pretty sure the Romans were thinking

"PWNED!!!1"


Bleh.

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Response to What'd Jesus say as he gotcrucified 2006-09-15 00:50:12 Reply

At 9/15/06 12:48 AM, King wrote: No clue, but I'm pretty sure the Romans were thinking

"PWNED!!!1"

Now this guy's got a sense of humour I can appreciate. Jesus didn't die for our sins, he just got a case of pwnage.

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Response to What'd Jesus say as he gotcrucified 2006-09-15 00:50:14 Reply

Well he was Jewish, so I'm guesing
"is there anyway I could get a position with a little more of view, ouch, that better not be maple in those spikes, because mapple makes me sneeze.... hey how bout something to drink, I'm sprtzing up here and I don't want to die of dehydration..."

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Response to What'd Jesus say as he gotcrucified 2006-09-15 00:50:24 Reply

At 9/14/06 09:57 PM, deus-ex-machina wrote: Mary: "Hey Jesus, what's up?"
Jesus: "Oh nothing, just hanging around. I'll be back in a few days."

Haha, funny funny, sir.

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Response to What'd Jesus say as he gotcrucified 2006-09-15 00:54:57 Reply

He's sing a little song.

And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross
I'll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off
He goes by the name Jesus (Hay-zeus) and steals hubcaps from cars
Oh Jesus (Hay-zeus) can I borrow your crowbar?
To pry these God damn nails out they're beginning to hurt
Crucified and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
"I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" I'll sing as I'm flogged
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God

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Response to What'd Jesus say as he gotcrucified 2006-09-15 00:55:47 Reply

At 9/15/06 12:50 AM, AtomikWarTerrorizor wrote:

Now this guy's got a sense of humour I can appreciate. Jesus didn't die for our sins, he just got a case of pwnage.

Suck it.


Bleh.

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Response to What'd Jesus say as he gotcrucified 2006-09-15 00:56:28 Reply

Yarr

Jesus was a pirate!

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Response to What'd Jesus say as he gotcrucified 2006-09-15 00:56:30 Reply

BRB

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Response to What'd Jesus say as he gotcrucified 2006-09-15 00:57:19 Reply

"So, how long do I have to stay up here again?"

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Response to What'd Jesus say as he gotcrucified 2006-09-15 01:03:03 Reply

I would think that he would say-

"Why couldn't you just tie me to a cross instead of ramming nails through my hands? I mean c'mon people, would you like nails pounded through your hands?"

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Response to What'd Jesus say as he gotcrucified 2006-09-15 01:04:26 Reply

At 9/15/06 01:03 AM, tielknight wrote: I would think that he would say-

"Why couldn't you just tie me to a cross instead of ramming nails through my hands? I mean c'mon people, would you like nails pounded through your hands?"

Put a lot of thought into that one, eh?


Bleh.

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Response to What'd Jesus say as he gotcrucified 2006-09-15 01:07:52 Reply

Peter: say Jesus why don't you go back to Earth? *Jesus looks at his hands Jesus: yeah….sure I’ll come back down AS SOON AS I CAN PLAY THE FUCKING PIANO AGAIN!!! Jesus: all I can use my hand as is a FUCKING WHISTLE!

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Response to What'd Jesus say as he gotcrucified 2006-09-15 01:13:19 Reply

'Alwaaaays look on the brrriiight siide of liiife'

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Response to What'd Jesus say as he gotcrucified 2006-09-15 01:16:15 Reply

At 9/15/06 12:54 AM, MidnyteRayne wrote: He's sing a little song.

And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross
I'll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off
He goes by the name Jesus (Hay-zeus) and steals hubcaps from cars
Oh Jesus (Hay-zeus) can I borrow your crowbar?
To pry these God damn nails out they're beginning to hurt
Crucified and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
"I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" I'll sing as I'm flogged
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God

win

this was very very very funny

and ya know i bet jesus could relate he was just wishing he could unleash his "divine-power" upon all those dumb jews


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Response to What'd Jesus say as he gotcrucified 2006-09-15 01:18:21 Reply

2 words put as 2 letters.

GG.

LOL
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Response to What'd Jesus say as he gotcrucified 2006-09-15 01:27:04 Reply

At 9/15/06 12:50 AM, AtomikWarTerrorizor wrote:
At 9/15/06 12:48 AM, King wrote: No clue, but I'm pretty sure the Romans were thinking

"PWNED!!!1"
Now this guy's got a sense of humour I can appreciate. Jesus didn't die for our sins, he just got a case of pwnage.

Yeah... I'm an atheist, and even I didn't find it to be funny...

AtomikWarTerrorizor: "LOL BALLS! SCRATCH MY BALLS! CUZ THEY ITCH! LOLOLOL! COMEDY GOLD!"

Everyone else minus a few retards: "you suck..."

AtomikWarTerrorizor: "OMFG U HAV NO SENS OF HUMR! CHEECH AND CHONG LOLOLOL JESUS PUSSY OWNED U HAVE NO COMEDY OWNED!"

that's all I got out of that


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Response to What'd Jesus say as he gotcrucified 2006-09-15 01:34:15 Reply

Probably this.

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Response to What'd Jesus say as he gotcrucified 2006-09-15 01:36:29 Reply

He said:

"AHHH URGHGHGHHH AHHHHHHH OHUHHHH AHGGGGHHHHH... OH... AUHGGHG YEEARRGHHH!!"

It was most painful. :(


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Response to What'd Jesus say as he gotcrucified 2006-09-15 01:38:37 Reply

he probably said
"OMFG SORRY!" in Hebrew, although he most likely didn't exist.


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Response to What'd Jesus say as he gotcrucified 2006-09-15 01:41:32 Reply

At 9/15/06 01:38 AM, Petroleum wrote: he probably said
"OMFG SORRY!" in Hebrew, although he most likely didn't exist.

He did exist.

They have evidence of his existance. They just can't physically prove the existance of God and Heaven...


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Response to What'd Jesus say as he gotcrucified 2006-09-15 01:42:27 Reply

At 9/15/06 01:41 AM, SardonicSamurai9 wrote:
At 9/15/06 01:38 AM, Petroleum wrote: he probably said
"OMFG SORRY!" in Hebrew, although he most likely didn't exist.
He did exist.

They have evidence of his existance. They just can't physically prove the existance of God and Heaven...

links plz.


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