My opinion?
"My balls itch. Somebody scratch my balls. Somebody. PLEAAAAAAAAAASE!!! MY BALLS ITCH!!! MY BALLS ITCH!!!"
What'd Jesus say as he gotcrucified
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At 9/14/06 09:51 PM, AtomikWarTerrorizor wrote: My opinion?
"My balls itch. Somebody scratch my balls. Somebody. PLEAAAAAAAAAASE!!! MY BALLS ITCH!!! MY BALLS ITCH!!!"
You, sir, are not funny
At 9/14/06 09:51 PM, AtomikWarTerrorizor wrote: My opinion?
"My balls itch. Somebody scratch my balls. Somebody. PLEAAAAAAAAAASE!!! MY BALLS ITCH!!! MY BALLS ITCH!!!"
That was pretty retarded and not funny.
He was probably in a great amount of pain.
At 9/14/06 09:52 PM, Serphyas wrote: I'M Brian!
and so's my wife
At 9/14/06 09:52 PM, hentai-boy1 wrote:At 9/14/06 09:51 PM, AtomikWarTerrorizor wrote: My opinion?You, sir, are not funny
"My balls itch. Somebody scratch my balls. Somebody. PLEAAAAAAAAAASE!!! MY BALLS ITCH!!! MY BALLS ITCH!!!"
You, sir, don't watch enough Cheech and Chong movies. Don't blame me because you're a dumbass. I mean, who HASN'T seen a Cheech and Chong movie at least 5 times?
At 9/14/06 09:53 PM, Seasons wrote:At 9/14/06 09:51 PM, AtomikWarTerrorizor wrote: My opinion?That was pretty retarded and not funny.
"My balls itch. Somebody scratch my balls. Somebody. PLEAAAAAAAAAASE!!! MY BALLS ITCH!!! MY BALLS ITCH!!!"
He was probably in a great amount of pain.
So? That even makes it better to make fun of him.
Fuck jesus, he was the world's biggest pussy.
No clue, but I'm pretty sure the Romans were thinking
"PWNED!!!1"
Bleh.
At 9/15/06 12:48 AM, King wrote: No clue, but I'm pretty sure the Romans were thinking
"PWNED!!!1"
Now this guy's got a sense of humour I can appreciate. Jesus didn't die for our sins, he just got a case of pwnage.
Well he was Jewish, so I'm guesing
"is there anyway I could get a position with a little more of view, ouch, that better not be maple in those spikes, because mapple makes me sneeze.... hey how bout something to drink, I'm sprtzing up here and I don't want to die of dehydration..."
At 9/14/06 09:57 PM, deus-ex-machina wrote: Mary: "Hey Jesus, what's up?"
Jesus: "Oh nothing, just hanging around. I'll be back in a few days."
Haha, funny funny, sir.
He's sing a little song.
And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross
I'll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off
He goes by the name Jesus (Hay-zeus) and steals hubcaps from cars
Oh Jesus (Hay-zeus) can I borrow your crowbar?
To pry these God damn nails out they're beginning to hurt
Crucified and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
"I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" I'll sing as I'm flogged
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God
At 9/15/06 12:50 AM, AtomikWarTerrorizor wrote:
Now this guy's got a sense of humour I can appreciate. Jesus didn't die for our sins, he just got a case of pwnage.
Suck it.
Bleh.
"So, how long do I have to stay up here again?"
I would think that he would say-
"Why couldn't you just tie me to a cross instead of ramming nails through my hands? I mean c'mon people, would you like nails pounded through your hands?"
At 9/15/06 01:03 AM, tielknight wrote: I would think that he would say-
"Why couldn't you just tie me to a cross instead of ramming nails through my hands? I mean c'mon people, would you like nails pounded through your hands?"
Put a lot of thought into that one, eh?
Bleh.
Peter: say Jesus why don't you go back to Earth? *Jesus looks at his hands Jesus: yeah….sure I’ll come back down AS SOON AS I CAN PLAY THE FUCKING PIANO AGAIN!!! Jesus: all I can use my hand as is a FUCKING WHISTLE!
'Alwaaaays look on the brrriiight siide of liiife'
At 9/15/06 12:54 AM, MidnyteRayne wrote: He's sing a little song.
And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross
I'll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off
He goes by the name Jesus (Hay-zeus) and steals hubcaps from cars
Oh Jesus (Hay-zeus) can I borrow your crowbar?
To pry these God damn nails out they're beginning to hurt
Crucified and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
"I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" I'll sing as I'm flogged
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God
win
this was very very very funny
and ya know i bet jesus could relate he was just wishing he could unleash his "divine-power" upon all those dumb jews
At 9/15/06 12:50 AM, AtomikWarTerrorizor wrote:At 9/15/06 12:48 AM, King wrote: No clue, but I'm pretty sure the Romans were thinkingNow this guy's got a sense of humour I can appreciate. Jesus didn't die for our sins, he just got a case of pwnage.
"PWNED!!!1"
Yeah... I'm an atheist, and even I didn't find it to be funny...
AtomikWarTerrorizor: "LOL BALLS! SCRATCH MY BALLS! CUZ THEY ITCH! LOLOLOL! COMEDY GOLD!"
Everyone else minus a few retards: "you suck..."
AtomikWarTerrorizor: "OMFG U HAV NO SENS OF HUMR! CHEECH AND CHONG LOLOLOL JESUS PUSSY OWNED U HAVE NO COMEDY OWNED!"
that's all I got out of that
He said:
"AHHH URGHGHGHHH AHHHHHHH OHUHHHH AHGGGGHHHHH... OH... AUHGGHG YEEARRGHHH!!"
It was most painful. :(
he probably said
"OMFG SORRY!" in Hebrew, although he most likely didn't exist.
At 9/15/06 01:38 AM, Petroleum wrote: he probably said
"OMFG SORRY!" in Hebrew, although he most likely didn't exist.
He did exist.
They have evidence of his existance. They just can't physically prove the existance of God and Heaven...
At 9/15/06 01:41 AM, SardonicSamurai9 wrote:At 9/15/06 01:38 AM, Petroleum wrote: he probably saidHe did exist.
"OMFG SORRY!" in Hebrew, although he most likely didn't exist.
They have evidence of his existance. They just can't physically prove the existance of God and Heaven...
links plz.
At 9/15/06 01:42 AM, Petroleum wrote:At 9/15/06 01:41 AM, SardonicSamurai9 wrote:links plz.At 9/15/06 01:38 AM, Petroleum wrote: he probably saidHe did exist.
"OMFG SORRY!" in Hebrew, although he most likely didn't exist.
They have evidence of his existance. They just can't physically prove the existance of God and Heaven...
Sorry, twas on the history channel (and discovery channel at one point). Don't have the links. =/
