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Lamb Chop's play along,
where kids come,
to play along,
with lots of fun......

Lamb chop's play along,
where kids come,
to play along,
la la la la....

So that's all I remember. Screw you all.

At 4/11/05 04:19 PM, BrickMurus wrote: You better not be bad mouthing the History Channel, its my favorite channel, its awesome. I do have to admit though, I watch about anything on the history channel, like the history of tools, damn boredom and lack of a life.

What? No, no, I love HC. I used to watch it every Sunday to see if the Aztecs won this time. Dammit, matches get boring if the same result goes on forever.
History of tools? Wow, just... wow.

Also...
OMG! Choo-choo Bear's origins are revealed!

At 4/11/05 04:33 PM, Empanado wrote: Y'know, that's a phrase I've been getting pretty comfortable with. After you say it to yourself by the 105th time, it starts losing its power.

Are you saying that I have been saying that alot, cause I do not think I have. I was relatively happy for a while.

At 4/11/05 04:47 PM, Empanado wrote: History of tools? Wow, just... wow.

I know. Stuff like the threading process for screws, and how until not to far into the past, the pointed screws were actually expensive, since they had such a hard time threading the metal strip down to the point.

Now if you excuse me, I am going to eat some pasta, and then do nothing, cause I have been walking/jogging for at least 3 hours now

At 4/11/05 04:47 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: Lamb Chop's play along,
where kids come,
to play along,
with lots of fun......

Lamb chop's play along,
where kids come,
to play along,
la la la la....

So that's all I remember. Screw you all.

This is the song that doesn't end
yes it goes on and on my friend
Some people Started singing it
not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it forever just because

This is the song that doesn't end
yes it goes on and on my friend
Some people Started singing it
not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it forever just because

This is the song that doesn't end
yes it goes on and on my friend
some people Started singing it
not knowing what it was
and they'll continue singing it forever just because

This is the song that doesn't end
I'm going to torture all my friends
I'm just going to start singing
and making quite a fuss
And I'll continue singing it forever just because

This is the song that doesn't end
Oh god I wish my life would
Somehow I started singing it
not knowing what it was
And I'll continue singing forever just be---BLAM!! BLAM-BLAM!!!

*FUNKbrs was mercifully killed by a civic minded militia*

BLAM!!! BLAM-BLAM!!!! BLAM BLAM BLAM

*I said civic minded, not nice. Besides, the clips don't empty themselves*

At 4/11/05 08:09 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: And I'll continue singing forever just be---BLAM!! BLAM-BLAM!!!

*FUNKbrs was mercifully killed by a civic minded militia*

BLAM!!! BLAM-BLAM!!!! BLAM BLAM BLAM

*I said civic minded, not nice. Besides, the clips don't empty themselves*

Good ridiance you bastard.

*Stomps off*

At 4/11/05 08:11 PM, BeFell wrote: Good ridiance you bastard.

*Stomps off*

You're just angry that I was funnier AND first. Silly mormon. This is your punishment for indulging in the sin of caffeine.

I met up with my buddy Hate Statment today. And although I was aware that he was one of those overly creative types, I was not aware of the fact that he is on four different anti-depressants. He had been on a three day drinking binge this past weekend, and forgot his medication, only getting his back on his meds today. And where he is normally a calm, well spoken individual, today he was a living breathing Warner Brother's cartoon character (specifically the Tazmanian Devil).

I told him that NG had added an audio forum recently, and he said "I am definitly signing up for an account now." It would interesting to have him around here....

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Bear Suits; Just what I wanted, my face plastered all over the internet... wearing a bearsuit no less. Well, I can't track down and kill all the people who on here who now known what I look like.

Assuming that NG doesn't send this through compression hell, this is a better pic than what Befell first used for a Bearsuit Pic.

At 4/11/05 07:30 PM, BrickMurus wrote:

At 4/11/05 04:33 PM, Empanado wrote: Y'know, that's a phrase I've been getting pretty comfortable with. After you say it to yourself by the 105th time, it starts losing its power.

Are you saying that I have been saying that alot, cause I do not think I have. I was relatively happy for a while.

What? No, no. I say that to myself a lot. Like, I wake u`p and go grab some cereal. While I'm stretching my hand into the box, trying to grab the bag, I suddenly think: "Hey, I just realized that I'm pretty goddamn pathetic. I suck."

It mostly goes off when I look myself at a mirror, because then I ca hear Prince's "Sexy Motherfucker" playing in the back of my head.

However, then it returns with more strength at school, 'cause there are no nearby mirrors there, and I just can't get out of my head the thought that my hairdo just messed up and I sprout acne all over my face, and I'm just walking around pizza-faced and with a nerdy haircut. Plus, as I said before, seems like my brain currently has "whiny goth" mode on, so it's even worse. Argh, I hate my life. I'm going to write shitty poetry and then I'm gonna slit my wrists horizontally, not vertically, so I fail miserably at killing myself, 'cause in the end I'm just an attention whore.

At 4/11/05 09:29 PM, Empanado wrote: whiny goth rant

Well, it could be worse. You could live in a third world country.

Wait........

At 4/11/05 09:22 PM, Proteas wrote: Assuming that NG doesn't send this through compression hell, this is a better pic than what Befell first used for a Bearsuit Pic.

HA! You're fat and I'm not! :)
BAH! You can play the guitar and I can't! :(

At 4/11/05 09:32 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Well, it could be worse. You could live in a third world country.

Wait........

Well, at least that way I have something legitimate to whine about, right?

Regardless of that, fuck you.

At 4/11/05 09:33 PM, Empanado wrote: HA! You're fat and I'm not! :)

You can't drive in a railroad spike with a tack hammer, buddy.

BAH! You can play the guitar and I can't! :(

Get yourself a bass, it's a lot easier.

At 4/11/05 09:36 PM, Empanado wrote: Well, at least that way I have something legitimate to whine about, right?

Regardless of that, fuck you.

So much anger. For the sake of Jesus Christ our lord, this is the political forum; not a place for childish insults and feverous arguing. Isn't it the spirit of politics to be kind to one another despite our differences?

Now that that is taken care of... lets kill all the jews! Who's with me!

At 4/11/05 09:36 PM, Empanado wrote: Well, at least that way I have something legitimate to whine about, right?

Regardless of that, fuck you.

Hey, I'm not the one surrounded by hot desperate third world latinas. You have the internet, you can't be THAT poor. Isn't there some way to parley that into a hot latin orgy?

At 4/11/05 09:56 PM, jmaster306 wrote:

#(*&$#^&(*

me=fail

At 4/11/05 09:56 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Hey, I'm not the one surrounded by hot desperate third world latinas.

That would be right, if it weren't for the fact that I live in a particularly insipid part of the city. All chicks are anorexical and just as curvacious as a sheet of paper. I usually go downtown to see if I can find any of the so traditional hot latinas, but seems like I always pick the wrong hours. So, keeping it short, Santiago = No hot chicks.
La Serena = Hot chicks. You shouldn't wear tight jeans while you're at La Serena, if you know what I mean.

You have the internet, you can't be THAT poor.

While in my case you're right, most of the time it isn't that way. It's amazing how some services make their way into the poorest sectors of the Chilean society, if scarcely. Cell phones, for example. That doesn't take any points from the fact that we're a half-shitty third world country, but, well, you know. I could just be some poor kid from La Pintana who uses Internet at his school.

Isn't there some way to parley that into a hot latin orgy?

Fuck if I know. I'm pretty sure that "Santiago Bizarro" book has some guidelines regarding that, but once again I can't find it.

At 4/11/05 09:55 PM, Proteas wrote: You can't drive in a railroad spike with a tack hammer, buddy.

To borrow from Larry the cable Guy, "Lord I apologize, that was just wrong."

Fucking security. I was sitting in the common room watching TV (24), 15 minutes left and they kick me out to lock up. Bastards.

Guess what, guys?

At 4/11/05 10:43 PM, TheShrike wrote: Guess what, guys?

PENIS. That's what.

At 4/11/05 10:44 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: PENIS. That's what.

And LOTS of it. OUCH.

This is the happiest day of my life!

*teardrop*

At 4/11/05 10:43 PM, TheShrike wrote: Guess what, guys?

Did j00 bannz0r them?

A much prettier version of this bear.

At 4/11/05 10:43 PM, TheShrike wrote: Guess what, guys?

Eh?

Odd company.

I banned a couple of people, but Funk deleted that shit so fast, I didn't catch everyone.

I think I'll call it even.

And so, the Olsen Twins' bastard child mysteriously disappears...

... Eeek! Don't ban me!

you know you're currupt by power when:

your happiest day includes banning people as the highlight of it. ^_^

er...

<3 shirke!

At 4/11/05 10:52 PM, BeFell wrote: Odd company.

Argh. My spleen is bleeding.