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At 4/8/05 01:37 PM, TheShrike wrote: Screw you, mormon.

OMG! Sigged.

At 4/8/05 09:42 PM, stafffighter wrote: He has a new one coming out where he auctioned off the name of a boat in the story to get money for a comic book legal defence fund. My favorite of the sandman series was the dolls house.

Hey, mine too! Probably because it's the only one I've ever read. Anyways, I just got two chapters, but those bastards at Sobras spoiled me the ending. Oh well, it's not like there's any chance for me to find the rest of the series anywhere. Santiago has a problem with comic distribution, you see. Most companies that import comics somehow end up sinking in the mud. Anyways, I managed to read some excerpts of Gaiman's other works, and he kicks ass. He's on my list of Men I'd have Sex with If I were Gay (MIHSWIIWG).

At 4/9/05 01:01 AM, fli wrote: Time to get into my sweats, and play some Silent Hill or something...

Oh, I love Silent Hill! Just seen the first two, though. I heard it went slightly suckish by the third anyways. I liked the first one the most, but that's probably because I didn't get my grubby hands long enough on the second one. My favorite part was the latest scenes in "Nowhere", by SH1. But not the ending. My friend, who owned the game, sucked ass and got the worst one. I told him, goddamit. "Use the goddamn bottle! The bottle heals the zombie chick, goddamit!" But nah, he just went Silent Hill on the hot cop's ass. *Blam Blam*. I laughed off at him when he got the sucky ending. I just loved the whole ultra-creepy atmosphere of the game. I hope they NEVER make a movie out of the game.

I'm feeling slightly ill. I made "Candy Bar Squares" today (chocolate, peanut butter, caramel, butterscotch, marshmellow, etc) and ate more than I should have.

I do believe the Warner Brothers are spinning in their graves right now.

At 4/9/05 10:21 PM, Proteas wrote: I do believe the Warner Brothers are spinning in their graves right now.

Oh.
Mein.
Gott.

What THE HELL is the world coming to?
Oh, wait, I just answered my own question, didn't I?

At 4/9/05 10:10 PM, Empanado wrote: Oh, I love Silent Hill! Just seen the first two, though. I heard it went slightly suckish by the third anyways.

Actually, the 3rd one is my favorite. I got to play the second one too. I have the first one, although I hate the 3D control, and I can't save games. But I've read the story frequently, and the 3rd game is really the first game, rehashed. But I did like the 3rd game a lot.

Now the 4th one-- that REALLY sucked. I think they should drop "Silent Hill" and call it "The Room", because this game isn't really Silent Hill at all.

I liked the first one the most, but that's probably because I didn't get my grubby hands long enough on the second one. My favorite part was the latest scenes in "Nowhere", by SH1. But not the ending. My friend, who owned the game, sucked ass and got the worst one. I told him, goddamit. "Use the goddamn bottle! The bottle heals the zombie chick, goddamit!" But nah, he just went Silent Hill on the hot cop's ass. *Blam Blam*. I laughed off at him when he got the sucky ending. I just loved the whole ultra-creepy atmosphere of the game. I hope they NEVER make a movie out of the game.

I heard the original Silent Hill team are going to write the script-- so I have some faith. When I heard that the people who made House of the Dead were making Silent Hill, I got so upset.

The story and plot are the most important elements-- I prefer to sacrafice bad ass FX for a really good script (and dialogue).

At 4/9/05 10:21 PM, Proteas wrote: I do believe the Warner Brothers are spinning in their graves right now.

What the fuck? I mean...what...Why? Damn.
Why in the world do they always have to take something so incredibly good and turn it into something so painfully bad? I thought it was an abomination when they made Tom & Jerry talk. But this, this is just outrageous. I understand the WB is down on viewers, are they trying to kill it off completely?

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I'm staying up all night to prepare for my upcoming overnight shift during inventory on Monday. I hope NG and a 2-Liter of Diet Coke (kicking it ArtistJ style) can deliver to keep me awake.

And how the hell does he hold that bottle like a joint, anyhow? I tried it, and it's excruciatingly painful/nearly impossible.

At 4/9/05 10:21 PM, Proteas wrote: I do believe the Warner Brothers are spinning in their graves right now.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/223809 That's why this flash rules so hard. :D

At 4/9/05 10:47 PM, LadyGrace wrote:

At 4/9/05 10:21 PM, Proteas wrote: I do believe the Warner Brothers are spinning in their graves right now.

Oh come on, that is their damn problem right there, they do that kind of shit, they try something that is usually way out there, and think they are going to get viewers, do they even have test audiences, or do they just imagine a positive reaction.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/223809 That's why this flash rules so hard. :D

F*CK that mother f*cker, f*ckin extreme, f*uck!

At 4/9/05 10:32 PM, fli wrote:

At 4/9/05 10:10 PM, Empanado wrote:

Now the 4th one-- that REALLY sucked. I think they should drop "Silent Hill" and call it "The Room", because this game isn't really Silent Hill at all.

Yeah, I think it was the fourth one which sucked, not the third. Whichever has all the sucking, is the only other one I've heard about (I.e. One of the four games, I haven't seen or heard squat about it. I'm guessing it was SH3)

I heard the original Silent Hill team are going to write the script-- so I have some faith. When I heard that the people who made House of the Dead were making Silent Hill, I got so upset.

The story and plot are the most important elements-- I prefer to sacrafice bad ass FX for a really good script (and dialogue).

You know what would be great? If they downright dropped the whole zombie-shooting stuff. The plot has enough potential to kick ass on its own. I tell you, no zombies at all, and we'll have a David Lynch movie on crack, and also very creepy. Oh, and gorey too, but it has to be cult film-like gorey, I'm talking 70-80's-underground-little-known-of-movie gorey. Not crappy teen horror gorey. But NO ZOMBIE SHOOTING. Besides, regarding the first game at least, one of the theories about the story was that there wasn't any zombie shooting to start with. White Claudia, I think the answer to the whole riddling plot was.

But I wouldn't get my hopes high anyways. I mean, Alone In the Dark was a really good game with a great plot (from the little I managed to see, at least), and it turned into a shitty shit crapload fucking shitcraantastic turd of a movie.

Moral of the story: Never trust Hollywood. Except for that movie Nicolás López is going to write and direct, patronized by Richard Rodríguez. That one's gonna rock.

At 4/9/05 10:21 PM, Proteas wrote: I do believe the Warner Brothers are spinning in their graves right now.

Ahh... so that's what that flash was about. LOL

I thought it was just some guy doing a parody of bugs bunny. It makes about 10k times as much sense now. =p

At 4/9/05 11:20 PM, BrickMurus wrote:

F*CK that mother f*cker, f*ckin extreme, f*uck!

PENIS

At 4/9/05 11:28 PM, TheShrike wrote:

At 4/9/05 11:20 PM, BrickMurus wrote:

F*CK that mother f*cker, f*ckin extreme, f*uck!

PENIS

I fuck you mother up the ass with a razor dildo while on a drive by in a lexus with a fucking monkey

At 4/9/05 11:28 PM, TheShrike wrote: PENIS

VAGINA

At 4/9/05 11:37 PM, BrickMurus wrote:

At 4/9/05 11:28 PM, TheShrike wrote: PENIS

VAGINA

Pussy.

At 4/9/05 11:39 PM, TheShrike wrote:

At 4/9/05 11:37 PM, BrickMurus wrote:

At 4/9/05 11:28 PM, TheShrike wrote: PENIS

VAGINA

Pussy.

Fine, you want to start with nicknames do you.
PURPLE HELMET WARRIOR!

At 4/9/05 11:41 PM, BrickMurus wrote:

I grow tired of your antics.

At 4/9/05 11:41 PM, BrickMurus wrote:

At 4/9/05 11:39 PM, TheShrike wrote:

At 4/9/05 11:37 PM, BrickMurus wrote:

At 4/9/05 11:28 PM, TheShrike wrote: PENIS

VAGINA

Pussy.

PURPLE HELMET WARRIOR!

Puta que erís puta pa' tus weás!

(^Best movie quote ever^)

At 4/9/05 11:51 PM, TheShrike wrote:

At 4/9/05 11:41 PM, BrickMurus wrote:

I grow tired of your antics.

Oh, we put that behind us, and you have to bring it up again don't you. Also, now I am not being serious enough it seems, oh well, its fun.

FYI, when I told you to have fun dicking around, it was a joke, cause, ya know, penis=dick, dick=penis, and you say penis sometimes, and telling you to have fun penising around, just doesn't have the same ring to it.

What? I can't tease, but you can?

At 4/9/05 11:57 PM, TheShrike wrote: What? I can't tease, but you can?

I am sorry, I forgot to put </sarcasm> in there.
Of course you can tease, your a mod, what am I gonna do about it, run awaayyyy............*zoom*

At 4/9/05 11:57 PM, TheShrike wrote: What? I can't tease, but you can?

Indeed. Do you know why?
BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT.

( ^^ Seriously, what's with this one? I guess it was funny the first 10 times it was said, but it's starting to get boring now. Who started it?)

At 4/10/05 12:01 AM, BrickMurus wrote: Of course you can tease, your a mod, what am I gonna do about it, run awaayyyy............*zoom*

Running away isn't even an option for you. Not here.

It doesn't matter anyway. You can't post another witty rebuttal in this thread again for 30 minutes. ;]

At 4/10/05 12:02 AM, Empanado wrote: ( ^^ Seriously, what's with this one? I guess it was funny the first 10 times it was said, but it's starting to get boring now. Who started it?)

What? The original use? It's from Family Guy. Season... 1, methinks.

I don't know who started quoting it here... BBR, maybe.

At 4/10/05 12:03 AM, TheShrike wrote: Running away isn't even an option for you. Not here.

But, but, what about my mad Run Fu skills.

It doesn't matter anyway. You can't post another witty rebuttal in this thread again for 30 minutes. ;]

Since when was I witty, damn it, someone send me a memo or something. People saying I use 'wit' and others who say I have some kind of 'persona', then there was the time I suddenly became married with 4 kids and a mistress, come on people, throw me a frikkin bone here.

At 4/10/05 12:07 AM, BrickMurus wrote: But, but, what about my mad Run Fu skills.

Your Run Fu is no match for my Deja Fu. I've already beat you, or don't you remember?

Since when was I witty

Perhaps I should have added a </sarcasm>...

Hmm... I guess I was wrong. on the other hand, that should be 4 posts per half hour...

At 4/10/05 12:12 AM, TheShrike wrote:

At 4/10/05 12:07 AM, BrickMurus wrote: But, but, what about my mad Run Fu skills.

Your Run Fu is no match for my Deja Fu. I've already beat you, or don't you remember?

A) What do you mean by beat me? Did you challenge me to some type of physical or mental duel, in which you became the winner, if so, then I do not remember.
B) I can hardly remember what I did today, so if memory serves, it doesn't.

Perhaps I should have added a </sarcasm>...

Oh you so funny, you make me laugh long time.

Hmm... I guess I was wrong. on the other hand, that should be 4 posts per half hour...

I guess you were.

At 4/10/05 12:22 AM, BrickMurus wrote: Oh you so funny, you make me laugh long time.

Must... resist... from quoting... Full Metal Jacket...

At 4/10/05 12:22 AM, BrickMurus wrote: Oh you so funny, you make me laugh long time.

Haven't we been down this road before?

At 4/10/05 12:29 AM, TheShrike wrote:

At 4/10/05 12:22 AM, BrickMurus wrote: Oh you so funny, you make me laugh long time.

Haven't we been down this road before?

I don't know, if you read my post, you would have noticed me having a horrible memory.
Also, you were wrong again, cause, I am still able to post, MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

At 4/8/05 09:56 PM, MALforPope wrote: there's a few i would love to read. that compolation of short stories he published in 2000 (or was it 1999?)

Smoke and Mirrors, 1998

At 4/10/05 12:31 AM, BrickMurus wrote: Also, you were wrong again, cause, I am still able to post, MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I can fix that.