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At 4/3/05 10:15 AM, Ted_Easton wrote: My power has gone out a few times, too, and it's still a blizzard. 26+hours straight.

fuck man. i'm in a fucking flood warning. the river took out two roads in my town already. its creeping up on me! but i'm on higher ground.

and its supposed to rain like crazy some more today!

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At 4/3/05 03:47 PM, Rydia_Lockheart wrote: Daylight savings time stole my sleep. Dammit.

church stole my sleep...gettting up at the asscrack of dawn to warship some bastard god.

I love the penis game..
penis

penis

PENIS

I ended up downtown late at night hopped up on an assortment of special pills. It's not a great place to be down by gas town at four in the morning. Raves suck so much, it's a waste of time. Except those hippie raves, they're cool. I think they're outlawing bar closure again, oh boy the gangsters are going to shewt me at those times.

At 4/3/05 04:37 PM, unowned wrote: I ended up downtown late at night hopped up on an assortment of special pills. It's not a great place to be down by gas town at four in the morning. Raves suck so much, it's a waste of time. Except those hippie raves, they're cool. I think they're outlawing bar closure again, oh boy the gangsters are going to shewt me at those times.

haha. i try not to drug myself up before i go into a city. actually, i dont think i've ever been drugged up. i dont trust the people i know too well. i might wake up dead or something in a place far far away

At 4/3/05 03:47 PM, Rydia_Lockheart wrote:

:: No rehab for me. I didn't even get a hangover, although that was one sweet buzz. It lasted for about 2 hours, too. Out of curiosity, what were you drinking?

Baccardi 151 and homeade lemonade. Nectar of the gods. I had about 4 shots or so, no biggie. I'm pretty big, so I can drink a lot with no ill effects.

Daylight savings time stole my sleep. Dammit.

I swear revenge in six months.

At 4/3/05 04:56 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Baccardi 151 and homeade lemonade. Nectar of the gods. I had about 4 shots or so, no biggie. I'm pretty big, so I can drink a lot with no ill effects.

...fatty....

i find it odd. for being kind of scrawny as i am. i can hold my alcohol pretty well. and i almost never drink.

Daylight savings time stole my sleep. Dammit.

I swear revenge in six months.

i swear revenge right now!

*heads to bed*

It snowed here yesterday afternoon. Roads were bad, no power outages I know of, and its almost all gone now.

FUCKING PENIS

At 4/3/05 05:16 PM, JusticeofSarcasm wrote: It snowed here yesterday afternoon. Roads were bad, no power outages I know of, and its almost all gone now.

FUCKING PENIS

Ahh, your all getting snow. I'm sitting in the sun, nah nah.

Bacardi 151 and cola with lemon juice. The worst drink ever, I had about a 2L mix of that and was passed out the entire time.

ATTN: DAGGERS!
You can now get the chubby one on a hat, and be like your pappy FUNK.

It's a high-quality hat, and stiching, not some cheap iron-on shit.

Ask FUNK for details about how the hat looks, etc. Go to http://www.stitchimage.com/ch to order.

At 4/3/05 06:05 PM, TheShrike wrote: ATTN: DAGGERS!
You can now get the chubby one on a hat, and be like your pappy FUNK.

WARNING!! PICTURE IN THIS POST CONTAINS EXTREME SECKSEHNESS!!!

At 4/3/05 06:13 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: WARNING!! PICTURE IN THIS POST CONTAINS EXTREME SECKSEHNESS!!!

Nah, my hat has teh secksay.

At 4/2/05 11:14 PM, TBF wrote: For example you could have 'I fuck goats'

Now why did he give this as an example?

And I want a hat now. Makes me angry I didn't get one back when he offered to make them for all the mods.

At 4/3/05 06:13 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 4/3/05 06:05 PM, TheShrike wrote: ATTN: DAGGERS!
You can now get the chubby one on a hat, and be like your pappy FUNK.

WARNING!! PICTURE IN THIS POST CONTAINS EXTREME SECKSEHNESS!!!

Where is teh penis?

At 4/3/05 12:21 AM, FUNKbrs wrote: Sure, why not? You live close to philly, don't you? It's quite a drive for me, but if the N* M*** U* doesn't go off like I hope, I might just.

"N* M*** U*?" Are we not at liberty to say what this means?

At 4/3/05 03:38 AM, Rydia_Lockheart wrote: Wow, is everyone getting snow tonight?

Nope. It was dreary and in the lower 60's (15 degrees celcius) last night. Today it's been sunny and in the mid to upper sixties (around 21 celsius).

And unlike typical Tennessee weather, it won't be 30 degrees and freezing tomorrow, which is genuinly odd.

At 4/3/05 03:47 PM, Rydia_Lockheart wrote: Daylight savings time stole my sleep. Dammit

It didn't seem to effect me near as much this year as it did last year for some weird reason.

At 4/3/05 05:50 PM, unowned wrote: Bacardi 151 and cola with lemon juice. The worst drink ever

A friend of mine mixed Bacardi Ras and Mountain one time. I can only imagine how awfull that was...

At 4/3/05 06:05 PM, TheShrike wrote: ATTN: DAGGERS!
You can now get the chubby one on a hat, and be like your pappy FUNK.

I'd order one... but I don't know my hat size. I just know that most "normal" sized hats either don't fit me or they press very uncomfortably into my skull.

At 4/3/05 07:16 PM, Proteas wrote: I'd order one... but I don't know my hat size. I just know that most "normal" sized hats either don't fit me or they press very uncomfortably into my skull.

LARGE. He sells that size, as well.

At 4/3/05 07:22 PM, Tal-con wrote: At the risk of looking like a pervert, I have something I need help with. I want to find this site, it's like a sex dictionary, it tells all the sex terms and what they mean, the site also sells sex toys, but I'm just in it for the dictionary, honest. =x
Being the virgin that I am I know next to nothing about sex, and I figure this site would help me, but I can't find it.

Honestly you kids today and your websites and what not. The Penthouse Forum will tell you everything you need to know.

At 4/3/05 07:25 PM, TheShrike wrote:

At 4/3/05 07:16 PM, Proteas wrote: I'd order one... but I don't know my hat size. I just know that most "normal" sized hats either don't fit me or they press very uncomfortably into my skull.

LARGE. He sells that size, as well.

I can just see the headline now; "Local teen beats his next door neighbor's problem child to death with ill fitting ball cap bought over the internet. The devilish insignia leads us to believe the teen was involved in a satanic cult of some sort."

Cough.

Newsflash: If you are a neo-beatnick pseudo-intellectual hippie non-conformist anti-stablishment semi-surrealistic rebel, your bible is Cat and Girl.

Also, I will stay up late tonight searching for images and information about Terri Schiavo and ecuatorian guerrillas. Stupid Social Sciences class work. Did I ever say hot chicks were involved in it? Well, there weren't any after all. I just need long-range glasses.

Argh, I'm only fifteen (turning sixteen next week, hoo-fuckin'-ray, I feel older now) and I already feel like my life reached the bottom of its decadence. No turning back now. Ah, I miss it when I actually had hot chicks to look around at La Serena. And I also miss soft toilet paper. I will end up at a crappy apartment, clipping coupons from my neighbor's newspaper. For products I can't possibly afford. Living in past glories would be much better for me if I had, y'kow, past glories to live in.

Is there any hat that says "Decadent Chilean Pseudo-smart ass Virgin"? At least honesty could still score me hot chicks. Or penis.

At 4/3/05 07:53 PM, Tal-con wrote:

At 4/3/05 07:28 PM, BeFell wrote:

Honestly you kids today and your websites and what not. The Penthouse Forum will tell you everything you need to know.

What's The Penthouse Forum?

You know those magazines you found behind the...

At 4/3/05 07:53 PM, Tal-con wrote: What's The Penthouse Forum?

Silly sheltered Christians!

We'll surpass them in a few months, though.

Then politics shall triumph! </dramatic voice>

When some hapless fool wanders in and says something like:

Posted on 04/03/2005, at 20:25pm, by Korpse
Is this the longest thread of all or something!?

Ignore it, ok? I delete those posts when I see them, so just pretend it isn't there. Don't flame, don't help, just IGNORE it.

PLZ? KTHNX.

At 4/3/05 06:46 PM, Ted_Easton wrote:

At 4/2/05 11:14 PM, TBF wrote: For example you could have 'I fuck goats'

Now why did he give this as an example?

Hey its the NG BBS theres no saying what people would want. :-P

And I want a hat now. Makes me angry I didn't get one back when he offered to make them for all the mods.

Then I can make you one, no need to get angry moody pants. I still have hats for the other mods, i just havent had a minute of time since Christmas to even send them out. So email me and i'll hook you up, i'm going to start shipping those other mod hats out this week so once I know what you want I can send it to you.

At 4/3/05 07:53 PM, Tal-con wrote: What's The Penthouse Forum?

Where I learned everything I need to know, at the age of 13. OMG naughty.

At 4/3/05 09:13 PM, Freakapotimus wrote:

At 4/3/05 07:53 PM, Tal-con wrote: What's The Penthouse Forum?

Where I learned everything I need to know, at the age of 13. OMG naughty.

You needed to know that people lie?

At 4/3/05 09:13 PM, Freakapotimus wrote:

At 4/3/05 07:53 PM, Tal-con wrote: What's The Penthouse Forum?

Where I learned everything I need to know, at the age of 13. OMG naughty.

"I'm still waiting for that V.W. Bus full of cheerleaders to show up." -- Bill Engvall on the letters written to Penthouse

13, huh? Right about the age when I discovered internet porn. Then my mom handed me a book explaining human sexuality a year later and told me; "This is sex ed for the year, you have two weeks to read this cover to cover." That cleared up a helluva lot of questions about the stuff I was seeing online....

At 4/3/05 09:28 PM, Proteas wrote: That cleared up a helluva lot of questions about the stuff I was seeing online....

You believe a non-fiction book over dirty magazines and internet porn for sex ed? Whats the matter with you?