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At 3/31/05 08:40 PM, MALforPresident wrote: and at the summer camp i work at i was a camper and took counselor in training courses each year i went...and last year they gave me a job.

Thats how I started at camp, but the bitch they made Day Camp Director, who had the final say on all hirings one year tried not to let me in again, but a sr staff threatend to resign if she didnt. She never gave me Sr Staff (ive been there 6 years, a guy who just finished his second got the job I applied for) so I quit and got hired as a camp director.

Im thinking of maybe learning Systema this summer, although there is no school for it in Hamilton (closest is Toronto area I think). Maybe I will buy one of the DVDs. Systema is the most effective martial art. Its a no bs martial art, originally used by the KGB and Russian Special Forces. No belts, no uniforms, no stances, no katas. Its been said to be the most applicable martial art to real life defense.

Yeah, I've beaten the Shadow temple, but I hate it. God damn hands. Dropping from the ceiling and kidnapping me. Giving me heart attacks.

muhaha, we all have heart problems!
Damned cats and their acquired taste, I guess it sucks for them with a malnutrition and all..

The moral of the general forum story is:
Don't ask hard questions, everyone is too stupid to answer.
Everything I ask in there, I get no answer. It could be from network cards, to why my computer shoots up to 100%.. But no good answer.

At 3/31/05 07:58 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: I know you aren't into what I had planned, FUNK, but you could have told me instead of kicking my in the shin and running away on all fours.

That only turned me on even more.

Next time bring a cow outfit, silly. You've got to play the game by the rules if you want to score.

I thought we were playing "Lonley farmer and randy bull", but apparently you changed the rules. Next time we roleplay, Funk, we're laying out some ground rules.

I still can't walk without a limp.

At 3/31/05 09:35 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: I thought we were playing "Lonley farmer and randy bull", but apparently you changed the rules. Next time we roleplay, Funk, we're laying out some ground rules.

I still can't walk without a limp.

i was walking with a limp today for totally unrelated reasons <.<

man, we had practice in the feilds because our track isn't quite dry yet...yeah, really fucking cold, some snow too...i think i rolled my anlke about six times in the mud.

if you didn't alreayd know i broke my ankle a few years back and have flat feet and knee problems...i'm the worste canidate for a track team. but i do pretty well ^_^

At 3/31/05 08:58 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: Yeah, I've beaten the Shadow temple, but I hate it. God damn hands. Dropping from the ceiling and kidnapping me. Giving me heart attacks.

Pansy.

Actually, if anything freaked me out in the game, it had to be those damned Screaming Spooks! Undead-looking bastards, jumping on you and... humping your head? I was never quite sure of what they were doing to Link, but it just didn't look quite right.

*deep breath*

NOOOOOOO!!!

Noam Chomski is comming here to speak. I'm considering digging a mote around the state,

At 3/31/05 10:02 PM, Proteas wrote: *deep breath*

NOOOOOOO!!!

Man, that's probably going to suck. Who the hell are they getting for Link? Or Zelda, for that matter! DAMN YOU HOLLYWOOD! *shakes fist*

At 3/31/05 10:26 PM, BeFell wrote: Noam Chomski is comming here to speak. I'm considering digging a mote around the state,

Want to trade schools? I can't go the university center without having 3 or 4 people try to get me to sign a petition involving Schiavo (although I guess that is done now), people chanting abortion is murder and the college republicans doing their usual recruiting scheme. Liberal university my ass =P

At 3/31/05 10:28 PM, LadyGrace wrote:

At 3/31/05 10:02 PM, Proteas wrote: *deep breath*

NOOOOOOO!!!

Man, that's probably going to suck. Who the hell are they getting for Link? Or Zelda, for that matter! DAMN YOU HOLLYWOOD! *shakes fist*

you know..i'm not a half bad actor...and i kind of look link link does...just die my hair when it's long and you've got me

i also have this dogmatic want to run around dressed like him with a sword and everything

At 3/31/05 10:35 PM, jmaster306 wrote: Want to trade schools? I can't go the university center without having 3 or 4 people try to get me to sign a petition involving Schiavo (although I guess that is done now), people chanting abortion is murder and the college republicans doing their usual recruiting scheme. Liberal university my ass =P

I'm in the college republicans.>=(

Of course we just kind of stopped giving a shit after the election.

At 3/31/05 10:36 PM, MALforPresident wrote: i also have this dogmatic want to run around dressed like him with a sword and everything

Even the dress and tights?

All those rupies and he never thought to buy a pair of pants.=(

At 3/31/05 10:41 PM, BeFell wrote:

At 3/31/05 10:36 PM, MALforPresident wrote: i also have this dogmatic want to run around dressed like him with a sword and everything

Even the dress and tights?

All those rupies and he never thought to buy a pair of pants.=(

it is a tunic, which goes beyond the belt line.

and he is wearing tights. which are pretty much pants.

yes. all fo that. i've got nothing to be ashamed of. do you?

At 3/31/05 09:35 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: I thought we were playing "Lonley farmer and randy bull", but apparently you changed the rules. Next time we roleplay, Funk, we're laying out some ground rules.

I still can't walk without a limp.

Rule number one: No sticking the pitchfork handle in the bull's ass without lube while he's sleeping.

Man, as awsome as the game is, I need to start doing other things.

PENIS

Homework would be a nice start. Me and my neighbour are going to Chapters (I have a $50 GC to spend and she drives, winning combo) this weekend, and maybe some of us will go see Sin City to celebrate the end of classes (next week is teh alst week, yeah, Im going home the following weekend plus its 23 hour quite hours next week so party now).

Bear suits are now available in Penis.

At 3/31/05 11:41 PM, Mr_Biggles wrote: Bear suits are now available in Penis.

Burn.

Did you get my mail?

At 3/31/05 11:48 PM, Empanado wrote:

At 3/31/05 11:41 PM, Mr_Biggles wrote: Bear suits are now available in Penis.

Burn.

Did you get my mail?

Yeah that really sucked. You deserved a ban just for producing such a shitty product.

At 3/31/05 11:54 PM, BeFell wrote: Yeah that really sucked. You deserved a ban just for producing such a shitty product.

But... but you exploded... and, and... it said "OMG"... and... Well, I threw all the heavy artillery on that one :'(.

Actually, I'm into kitsch Photoshopping. But that's just too advanced for you... normal people. I'm so artsy. I have one of those french-like hat thingies. Or not.

At 3/31/05 07:28 PM, theburningliberal wrote: That I am. But dak wanted me to look at something, so I did. I saw something I wanted to comment on, so I threw my two cents in.

Go away. You said you would, so stick to it, asshole.

At 4/1/05 12:00 AM, TheShrike wrote: Go away. You said you would, so stick to it, asshole.

OMG. I found a new row model.

Hey, I am an admin now. Look at the user list.

At 4/1/05 12:04 AM, JusticeofSarcasm wrote: Hey, I am an admin now. Look at the user list.

OMG liek me 2!!!

Seriously, what's with that?

Anyways, going to bed now. Tomorrow is scheduled to be hot chicks day. Or not.

At 3/31/05 11:59 PM, -Michael- wrote: I really hope Wade doesn't replace Ozcar with BeFell.
It would be a sad day for homosexuals everywhere.

Or...
It could be the greatest day...
OMG-- all that power, under my thumb.

penisbutter

I think last years April Fools joke was better, the McDonalds thing. Unless of course we all got admin powers, however that would cause huge amounts of problems so I doubt they would go that far. It would have been cool if they had done the white text too. Put administrate links all over linked to a page saying HAHA April Fools you bastard, did you actually think we would make you an admin?

At 4/1/05 12:12 AM, JusticeofSarcasm wrote: I think last years April Fools joke was better, the McDonalds thing. Unless of course we all got admin powers, however that would cause huge amounts of problems so I doubt they would go that far. It would have been cool if they had done the white text too. Put administrate links all over linked to a page saying HAHA April Fools you bastard, did you actually think we would make you an admin?

Truly, this is the happiest day of my life.... whoa wait... April what? Are you calling me a Fool Rugby, because if you are, I'm going to come down to your school and beat the living snot out of you with a baseball ba...OHHHHH I GET IT! Heh. Yeah. April Fools day. That's uh, funny stuff right there.

*keeps this in his memories FOREVER*

I am currently thinking of April Fools jokes to play on my rez while they sleep. Ideas. So far my only one was switch all the room name signs from A to the opposite room in B and vice versa.

I just noticed something... there are over 8 mods in general... well over 6 different spam topics, yet not a single one of them has been locked yet.
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April fewls?