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At 3/30/05 05:44 PM, -LazyDrunk- wrote: I've still spent hours upon hours trying to get that thing to take the bait. I've come so far as to drop it on it's head, but the damn fish just sits there. I've heard it only bites at a certain time of day also.

It's not as hard as real fishing so suck it up and keep trying.

At 3/30/05 07:21 PM, TheShrike wrote: There is a fine line between constructive criticism and petty insults.

At least he's not a hypocrite.

At 3/30/05 08:00 PM, BeAPenis wrote: Not as good of as it could be though, it has boobies but no penis.

Anyone else notice that when BeFell does it he makes it look like he's trying too hard?

At 3/30/05 08:16 PM, Rydia_Lockheart wrote:

At 3/30/05 07:46 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: *has a penis*

I don't. I feel nice and inadequate now.

I have two extras. Would you like to borrow one?

At 3/30/05 09:10 PM, MALforPresident wrote: IF I RUB IT GETS BIGGER LOOK LOOK LOOK!!!OMFG!!!!

I actually told that to a woman who was complaining to me about the size of the pickles we seel in the deli. I got in big trouble, but it was worth it because she was such a bitch.

At 3/30/05 09:14 PM, -LazyDrunk- wrote: *floats an ocean cruiser through the lounge*

Is... Is it in yet?
</Peter Griffin>
You see what Jughead did here, and this is rather clever, was make an analogy between two phallic symbols, a penis and an ocean liner.
</Stewie Griffin>
Good Lord, is there any situation you can't adapt Family Guy to? Weren't they supposed to have new episodes?

At 3/30/05 10:29 PM, IllustriousPotentate wrote: People, what's the deal with 'penis'?
Everybody's using it.
Now, let's just cut it out, shall we?
It's scaring me.
Sheesh.

PENIS! (Nice to see you back.)

At 3/30/05 10:50 PM, Empanado wrote: Quick survey: How many of you guys are circumcised?

Nope.

At 3/30/05 11:03 PM, Maus wrote: (dildo picture)

You just like whoring that picture, don't you? I have it saved from the level 31 avatar thread.

At 3/30/05 11:14 PM, jmaster306 wrote: Oh god, it's funk-gate all over again.

Oscar, Moderator no more!

Wait, what day is tomorrow?

At 3/30/05 11:30 PM, LadyGrace wrote: I personally find the circumcized penis more visually attractive. I dunno, that little foreskin is just too weird. o_O

It disappears when you get erect so why should you worry about it?

Ozcar is just ass. <3 this decision. (Of course, most of you knew my dislike of Ozcar in the first place, but w00t!)

I noticed he was locking threads that shouldn't have been locked today.

At 3/30/05 11:39 PM, jmaster306 wrote: I know what you mean, from OsAmARaMa asking to be demodded to this new topic that Wade is suspiciously not responding to.

It's locked. Any news from the mods lounge? I'm getting really paranoid about April Fools because I got punked last year.

At 3/31/05 12:00 AM, BrickMurus wrote: Question to all of you people who had interacted with Ozcar, was he really a bad/abusive mod?

Yeah, he pretty much was bad.

I'm glad Freak got the first post on this page.

How the hell did this thread grow four pages in three hours? I was on from 9 this morning until 5 this evening and we didn't grow more than a page.

At 3/31/05 12:50 AM, FatherVenom wrote: How the hell did this thread grow four pages in three hours? I was on from 9 this morning until 5 this evening and we didn't grow more than a page.

It happens like that every time we come to a landmark penis.
100 penises
500 penises
etc

At 3/31/05 12:50 AM, FatherVenom wrote: How the hell did this thread grow four pages in three hours? I was on from 9 this morning until 5 this evening and we didn't grow more than a page.

because we dont creep into sight untill long after the sun is gone

Because we're talking about our favorite topics: girlie masturbation and penis. Not necessarily together.

Oh I almost forgot to tell you guys...

PENIS!

At 3/31/05 12:50 AM, FatherVenom wrote:

At 3/30/05 11:14 PM, jmaster306 wrote: Oh god, it's funk-gate all over again.

Oscar, Moderator no more!

Wait, what day is tomorrow?

Tomorrow is the 31st (I'm in central time), I've seen more people forget that March has 31 days tonight than other other time.

RedPenis.

G'night.

At 3/31/05 12:50 AM, FatherVenom wrote: It's not as hard as real fishing so suck it up and keep trying.

Ha! You do know I am the "Fish Fuckin' Masta" right? Growing up in Minnesota has its advantages :)

E-fishing is 50 trillion times more challenging than sitting in a boat with a beer and pole, waiting for a bite.

Technically speaking, isn't it april 1st on the other side of the world? International date line, and all that jazz?

Damnit. I'm REALLY going to stop posting now.

penis.

OK so stop posting already, penis.

At 3/31/05 01:01 AM, Freakapotimus wrote: OK so stop posting already, penis.

concidering we're so close to 30,000 posts...maybe he wants to be a whore about it and take it... @_@

penis

At 3/31/05 01:05 AM, MALforPresident wrote: concidering we're so close to 30,000 posts...maybe he wants to be a whore about it and take it... @_@

penis

But, at 30 ppp (posts per page) shouldn't #30,000 have been the first one on this page?

vag. . . penis

At 3/31/05 01:08 AM, -LazyDrunk- wrote: But, at 30 ppp (posts per page) shouldn't #30,000 have been the first one on this page?

Meh, chalk it up to the mysterious nature of the BBS.

At 3/31/05 01:10 AM, jmaster306 wrote:

At 3/31/05 01:08 AM, -LazyDrunk- wrote: But, at 30 ppp (posts per page) shouldn't #30,000 have been the first one on this page?

Meh, chalk it up to the mysterious nature of the BBS.

Or at the end of this page :P

pwnt

At 3/31/05 01:12 AM, -LazyDrunk- wrote: Or at the end of this page :P

pwnt

me=fail

/me makes obligatory post to appear on 1000th page.

/me heads back to General madness, and irc chat

w00t 30 000 post, not reply though.

PENIS

30 000 post.
*pulls a ted*

30,000 post, sweeeeeeeeeet

penis

At 3/31/05 01:23 AM, jmaster306 wrote: 30,000 post, sweeeeeeeeeet

penis

You missed it. This was the 30 000 post

At 3/31/05 01:23 AM, JusticeofSarcasm wrote:

30 000 post.
*pulls a ted*

See Ted once posted 4 times in a row to take a milestone post.

I dont belive it 1,000 pages, most of them about penis

At 3/31/05 12:57 AM, jmaster306 wrote: Tomorrow is the 31st (I'm in central time),

Hey, we go by NG time here. Incidentally that happens to be my time zone as well.

At 3/31/05 12:57 AM, -LazyDrunk- wrote: E-fishing is 50 trillion times more challenging than sitting in a boat with a beer and pole, waiting for a bite.

No way man. E-fishing has goals you can attain through methodology. Real fishing has no natural rhythms.

At 3/31/05 12:59 AM, TheShrike wrote: Technically speaking, isn't it april 1st on the other side of the world? International date line, and all that jazz?

Not yet penis.

At 3/31/05 01:25 AM, JusticeofSarcasm wrote:

At 3/31/05 01:23 AM, jmaster306 wrote: 30,000 post, sweeeeeeeeeet

penis

You missed it. This was the 30 000 post

Yeah I saw that just after I posted then was hit by the dredded "You cannot post more than 4 times in 30 minutes"

No fame for me T_T

At 3/31/05 01:25 AM, FatherVenom wrote: No way man. E-fishing has goals you can attain through methodology. Real fishing has no natural rhythms.

Amateur.

So not only are you sailing in a rowboat, but your navigator is broken also?

At 3/31/05 12:55 AM, Freakapotimus wrote: Because we're talking about our favorite topics: girlie masturbation and penis. Not necessarily together.

Damn it. Learning of your digging other women brings back the attraction that unrequited had for so long been held dormant. I need to grt over you and find someone who is local and unmarried and will have the same reaction as you but I'll feel less scuzzy for the appraoch.

At 3/31/05 01:28 AM, -LazyDrunk- wrote: So not only are you sailing in a rowboat, but your navigator is broken also?

I use a canoe. The sailboat is purely for speed and sport. I don't own a rowboat. I used to live on a pond by myself so there isn't a navigator. And I go for low tech, reel and the earthworms I can dig up only. None of that fancy scented crap.

What? Since when did Stafff get so emo?

That was a joke dude.

Ozcar is playing the race card--
I'm totally shocked, but eh...

I'll wait till April Fools.

Anyways, what specific event(s) demodded Ozcar? Cause I don't really recall any abuse. He banned a few folks because of racists remarks, but I don't think those are grounds of de-modding.

At 3/31/05 02:15 AM, fli wrote: Anyways, what specific event(s) demodded Ozcar?

Wade recieved too many complaints from legitimate NGers. I don't know about one single event that tipped the scale, but there could be one out there I guess. . .

Cause I don't really recall any abuse. He banned a few folks because of racists remarks, but I don't think those are grounds of de-modding.

Either way, his de-modding was like his banninating of people

Figment asked me to photoshop and update to a banning sig I once had.
It used to say "were you willing for a ban? Ok!"