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At 3/30/05 08:02 PM, King_Hammurabi wrote: E-mail is way too slow, and she's never on AIM.

When I say "slow," I mean that it usually takes a person a long time to respond to an e-mail.

At 3/30/05 07:08 PM, theburningliberal wrote: I knew NG was going in the shitter, but now the NG Congress? It reminds me of a bunch of 6 year old girls playing house.

Lol. You knew I had to respond. I mean, it is one of the most active clubs on the NG C&C Section. See ya later man.

Halfway to the mark of the beast. Am I, like, now half-devil or something?

*Waits for typical DAG response*

At 3/30/05 08:16 PM, Rydia_Lockheart wrote: I don't. I feel nice and inadequate now.

Everybody has an e-penis.

Ted, was I helpful? At all? I feel ashamed and neglected.

At 3/30/05 08:24 PM, Maus wrote: Everybody has an e-penis.

Ted, was I helpful? At all? I feel ashamed and neglected.

Goddamnit, Maus! I've been waiting God knows how long for you to respond to this topic which you bugged me to create:
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=249686
You bugged me to respond to your arguments on the "American South" topic, so I created this thread, so we could take the democracy discussion out of the "American South" topic.

At 3/30/05 08:20 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: Halfway to the mark of the beast. Am I, like, now half-devil or something?

*Waits for typical DAG response*

We are all but one step away from the embrace of the Chubby One. The all encompassing arms of the DAG always have room for one more compatriot.

At 3/30/05 08:29 PM, King_Hammurabi wrote: Goddamnit, Maus!

Scroll up a little bit. >:(

Seriously, calm down.

DAG members (or anyone, really):

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=249808

At 3/30/05 08:16 PM, Rydia_Lockheart wrote:

At 3/30/05 07:46 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: *has a penis*

I don't. I feel nice and inadequate now.

I don't know why, your capable of having an orgasm in under a minute. And without having to use mosturizer or fearing the risk of carpel tunnel. I'd love to be able to do that.

Well, I should be doing a report on Van Gogh that's due tomorrow, but instead i'm here...penis.

But hey, at least I found myself a new profile pic during my research. At least that's something.

At 3/30/05 07:21 PM, TheShrike wrote: It really pisses me off when people call him that. I don't think people give him enough slack.

And I don't want to get into an argument about his character, but I just want to reiterate a single point.

Whoa! Touchy, Touchy!!!

It was a joke!

I actually like Wade, I think he's cool. So don't worry about getting into arguments about his character, OK ;-)

To be honest, I thought it was obvious I wasn't serious. (The Wadolf thing does come from Piconjo after all!) And if anything, "dear leader" is only really a reference to the way all the newbs sucker up to him (Just like the N Koreans sucker up to "The Dear Leader" Kim Jong-Il.), not the way he does stuff. :-)

At 3/30/05 07:46 PM, TheShrike wrote: When you make penis.

OMG you can make them yourself now? GIVE ME TEH RECIPE!

poor maus...

every other post is

hey maus!!!

maus!!!!!!!!

OMG MAUS LOOK, IF I RUB IT GETS BIGGER LOOK LOOK LOOK!!!OMFG!!!!

so maus...whats up?

At 3/30/05 07:08 PM, theburningliberal wrote: Wow. Just... wow.

Oh just dry up, burningliberal. Stop acting like you're the hottest shit to happen. If you wanted to be in a circle of intellectuals, why did you even consider going to NG? A lot of us are good at debating, but Jesus Christ! Stop acting like a pretentious little brat.

Good bye.

At 3/30/05 08:49 PM, Proteas wrote: I don't know why, your capable of having an orgasm in under a minute.

You can't rub one out in under a minute? You need to work on your technique!

I never bother to time mine, though. I prefer the tantric technique, where you *almost* finish, and see how long you can keep it up for. This is the reason God invented oral sex: it gives your penis a break so you can be more impressive in bed.

At 3/30/05 09:10 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: This is the reason God invented oral sex: it gives your penis a break so you can be more impressive in bed.

I don't know about you, but if you find a girl that can give marvelous head . . . well, yeah. I'll say it's not a break from sex.

*floats an ocean cruiser through the lounge*

At 3/30/05 09:10 PM, fli wrote:

At 3/30/05 07:08 PM, theburningliberal wrote: Wow. Just... wow.

Oh just dry up, burningliberal. Stop acting like you're the hottest shit to happen. If you wanted to be in a circle of intellectuals, why did you even consider going to NG? A lot of us are good at debating, but Jesus Christ! Stop acting like a pretentious little brat.

most people who aer intelectual often use arguments as a mean of feeling superior. often one would feel threatened by others or that they are too good for something. not to say that it is used in here. but its often a case.

by keeping arguments going you are just adding to it....hell, i do it too, and i'm not even that inteligent.

if he doesn't like it here....see how he likes it in general. hell..that place breeded my posting habbits...

Water Temple... done. I found the key, you were almost right, the two gates on the ceilign room, its under the middle colum room.

In other news, a teen was held down by another teen and a man while they tattooed I suck cock on his forehead. Cops thought it was a joke at first and tried to run it off. That no pun intended has to suck for him.

At 3/30/05 08:02 PM, King_Hammurabi wrote: E-mail is way too slow, and she's never on AIM.

Sorry, I keep her busy most nights.

Rydia, you can use my penis for whatever you like, but I'm not unattaching it though!

oye, Shrike-- Maus.
Thanks a lot. The translation is so much better.
I am shocked that "poem" has two syllables. Has to be the San Ho-dialect.

Anyways,
Yeah--

Financial Aid problems-- amoung other things.

At 3/30/05 09:57 PM, JusticeofSarcasm wrote: In other news, a teen was held down by another teen and a man while they tattooed I suck cock on his forehead. Cops thought it was a joke at first and tried to run it off. That no pun intended has to suck for him.

I love being an asshole. That means I can laugh the crp out of this, and I don't feel bad about it!

...Or maybe I do. Oh, poor boy... :'(
He could use penis.

At 3/30/05 09:14 PM, MALforPresident wrote:

At 3/30/05 09:10 PM, fli wrote:

At 3/30/05 07:08 PM, theburningliberal wrote: Wow. Just... wow.

...Stop acting like a pretentious little brat.

most people who aer intelectual often use arguments as a mean of feeling superior.

Oh wells...
I liked reading his posts, and I never thought bad of him. But now it's different.

BurningLiberal: *patooey*

At 3/30/05 10:10 PM, fli wrote: Financial Aid problems-- amoung other things.

Maybe that bitchy teacher of yours got penis.

I take it that Shrike likes Penis, just a little bit more then he used to before.

:-|

Try it with Peanut Butter, Shrike.
It's even better.

People, what's the deal with 'penis'?
Everybody's using it.
Now, let's just cut it out, shall we?
It's scaring me.
Sheesh.

At 3/30/05 10:29 PM, IllustriousPotentate wrote: People, what's the deal with 'penis'?
Everybody's using it.
Now, let's just cut it out, shall we?
It's scaring me.
Sheesh.

You said "cut it out" and "penis" in the same paragraph. May you rot in hell.

At 3/30/05 10:31 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: You said "cut it out" and "penis" in the same paragraph. May you rot in hell.

Without mentioning circumcision.

Burn the witch.

At 3/30/05 10:31 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 3/30/05 10:29 PM, IllustriousPotentate wrote: People, what's the deal with 'penis'?
Everybody's using it.
Now, let's just cut it out, shall we?
It's scaring me.
Sheesh.

You said "cut it out" and "penis" in the same paragraph. May you rot in hell.

damn you. you beat me to the noticing of the cutting out of the penis.....

that scares me...

At 3/30/05 10:42 PM, MALforPresident wrote: damn you. you beat me to the noticing of the cutting out of the penis.....

that scares me...

OMG! JHTM REFERENCE!!