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It's not me that's fucking up the forums. I have no idea what the deal is. Grrr... I am angry-girl.

I don't have any problems with Snooble.
Hee hee! It loves me more than you!

At 8/9/03 12:56 AM, JudgeMeHarshX wrote: Shrike's just failing all over the board, isn't he? Yes, you can't trust that Shrike.

thanks for the vote of confidence, man.

We all have confidence in TEH SHRIKE!

evenin' ladies. things ticking well over there? I know I ain't exactly a regular here in numbers of posts, but I've ghosted here a while, and reckon I have the hang of it. Long as I don't use 1337 speek. So thought I might surreptiously sneak into this ere regulars lounge (by shouting out to you all that i'm here. yeah, always the best way).
uhh.. having said that, i got bugger all to say. but hey. i'm a bloke from england, n am sad enough to come to this site almost every day. says it all really. don't let me interrupt yer thread or anything, just pointing out i'm here and alive.

(which some people musta not realised. Every time i've posted on here before, people just ignore it. don't even take the pleasure of crushing me underfoot with their superior arguements and all. ah well, guess i'm just destined to be a conversation stopper. its life)

You don't like the new portal view page voting bar, so you're cool with me.

At 8/9/03 07:15 PM, noalarms wrote:

(which some people musta not realised. Every time i've posted on here before, people just ignore it. don't even take the pleasure of crushing me underfoot with their superior arguements and all. ah well, guess i'm just destined to be a conversation stopper. its life)

Luckily for you, I am pro n00b. I just hope you have something interesting to say, and are willing to shut the hell up if people shoot down your arguments. New blood is always a good thing.

On a more personal note, I have the China Crash! 16" Zildjian china zxt. Now if only I can find a way to "mount" it in my limited space....
However, now my drums can sound meaner and dirtier than evar! Joy! /stimpy.

I love toys.

At 8/9/03 07:26 PM, TheShrike wrote: You don't like the new portal view page voting bar, so you're cool with me.

And you admit that liking vanilla coke, even if you do yourself, is downright wrong, so it's cool all round :)

and FUNKbrs, yeah, I got plenty of new idealistic young blood to be spilt, that's why I come to these forums. I got ideas, and they gotta be shot down fast, before I get carried away with them and actually make a fool of myself by trying to debate em in real life to people i know.

on a side note, i was down at the kebab van tonight, and started talking to some yanks who were over here on some summer courses at the one of the colleges. And i was just ranting on, as y'do, trying to make em laff, and started saying a load of crap about politics to see what they'd say, and they sounded just like the newbies on the General Forum. Admittedly, I'm a newbie here too, but y'know what i mean. If this is the cream of the crop, the intellectuals from america who get sent over to study at oxford, and they share the same ability to form views as the 13-year-olds on here, i'm worried. then again, they may have just been saying anything to get me to bugger off, but who'd wanna do that, eh? (charming smile never works). or they may just be the rich kids who get sent on the courses, and screw whether their clever or not.

That movie, The Recruit...wow, my head hurts. I'm so lost. Meh. w00t!

At 8/9/03 07:55 PM, noalarms wrote: on a side note, i was down at the kebab van tonight, and started talking to some yanks who were over here on some summer courses at the one of the colleges. And i was just ranting on, as y'do, trying to make em laff, and started saying a load of crap about politics to see what they'd say, and they sounded just like the newbies on the General Forum. Admittedly, I'm a newbie here too, but y'know what i mean. If this is the cream of the crop, the intellectuals from america who get sent over to study at oxford, and they share the same ability to form views as the 13-year-olds on here, i'm worried. then again, they may have just been saying anything to get me to bugger off, but who'd wanna do that, eh? (charming smile never works). or they may just be the rich kids who get sent on the courses, and screw whether their clever or not.

Is it just me, or does money make people stupid? I do medical billing for Doctors in the US, and they are RETARDED when it comes to compliance to the contracts they sign with insurance companies. Just goes to show, an expensive education does not wisdom make. You should have asked to see their report cards after that fiasco.

You know, the more I look at Arnold, the more he looks like a moderate Democrat as opposed to the Republican he's choosing to run as. I think Arnold just wants to get in the political seat before he gets too old. I've made a new party for him: Moderate Liberal Conservative Demopublicans.

At 8/9/03 10:21 PM, JudgeMeHarshX wrote: You know, the more I look at Arnold, the more he looks like a moderate Democrat as opposed to the Republican he's choosing to run as. I think Arnold just wants to get in the political seat before he gets too old. I've made a new party for him: Moderate Liberal Conservative Demopublicans.

And here I thought he would run under the JMHX party ticket....
Oh well, noone knows he is a member of my cult...oops...

At 8/9/03 10:21 PM, JudgeMeHarshX wrote: Moderate Liberal Conservative Demopublicans.

Why not Modlibcondemopublicans?

(mod-lib-con-dem-o-pub-li-cans)

At 8/10/03 01:13 AM, TheShrike wrote:

At 8/9/03 10:21 PM, JudgeMeHarshX wrote: Moderate Liberal Conservative Demopublicans.

Why not Modlibcondemopublicans?

(mod-lib-con-dem-o-pub-li-cans)

these are POLITICIANS. Theres no way in hell they could spell all of that in one go. They have to break it up into separate words JMHX style.

Heh, heh, looks like my stupidity rays are working....

SOON I SHALL RULE THE WORLD!!!!!

MWAH-HA Ha ha HA!!!!

At 8/10/03 01:13 AM, TheShrike wrote:

At 8/9/03 10:21 PM, JudgeMeHarshX wrote: Moderate Liberal Conservative Demopublicans.

Why not Modlibcondemopublicans?

(mod-lib-con-dem-o-pub-li-cans)

I want to rom on the Condomo Party. It sounds like some sad Decepticon from Transformers. But yes, we all need to ally and vote JMHX on the California recall! Even if you don't live in the state, or are under age to vote, just show up and yell "I vote JMHX!"

Always good to have a new person come in here. At some point there will be a mass exodus and it will be empty. I mean that we've all stayed longer than most users that come in have, and when we do go, we'll empty the forum.

Anyways, I...don't have anything worthwile to say. Nothing whatsoever. Not anything. Nope, I'm lacking things to say.
But not lacking ways to say that I lack ways to say things.

At 8/10/03 09:52 AM, Ted_Easton wrote: Always good to have a new person come in here. At some point there will be a mass exodus and it will be empty. I mean that we've all stayed longer than most users that come in have, and when we do go, we'll empty the forum.

Anyways, I...don't have anything worthwile to say. Nothing whatsoever. Not anything. Nope, I'm lacking things to say.
But not lacking ways to say that I lack ways to say things.

MwahahahahHAH! Yet another authority figure falls to the FUNK patented stupidity ray! The all laughed at me, LAUGHED I tell you! Soon I shall be the last intelligent person in the WORLD!!

*doesn't take his medication*

w00t!
100 Pages!
Everyone welcome to the new...page.

So FUNK, you've got the DAG light, the Stupidity ray, and possible other Weapons of Mass Amusement. Doesn't this all rack up a big hydro bill?

w00t! *opens a bottle of champagne*

TO THE LOUNGE!

*drinks entire bottle*

*burp*

At 8/10/03 11:31 AM, Ted_Easton wrote: w00t!
100 Pages!
Everyone welcome to the new...page.

So FUNK, you've got the DAG light, the Stupidity ray, and possible other Weapons of Mass Amusement. Doesn't this all rack up a big hydro bill?

Well, there was the DAG poop pistol, the Gangsta Rap Bass Cannon, and the nailbomb combined with the aforementioned items actually are all connected to the Nuclear generator I bought from the US government in exchange for not having any DAG party primaries, because as we all know, a DAG candidate would kick the living shit out of a Republican or a Democratic candidate.

I used to have a pic for the poop pistol.....

27 more posts until 3,000. My baby is growing up so quickly, I'm surprised I don't gain more damn recognition for this monster. Recognition. Say it a few times. After while it loses all its meaning. It sounds like a machine. Recognizance. Recognition. Cog? Recognition.

Judge, you are usig lots of long words.

Solution: Beer. Lots of it.

At 8/10/03 07:23 PM, bumcheekcity wrote: Judge, you are usig lots of long words.

Solution: Beer. Lots of it.

The Judge doesn't drink, except wine or champagne on very special occasions.

At 8/10/03 07:25 PM, JudgeMeHarshX wrote: The Judge doesn't drink, except wine or champagne on very special occasions.

ach, the main reason you don't drink is because youre underage. But unlike you, I'm 22. MwahahahaHAH! You want me to buy you liquor, dont you? Well, it IS always funny to watch kids get piss drunk and fall all over the place......

At 8/10/03 07:34 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 8/10/03 07:25 PM, JudgeMeHarshX wrote: The Judge doesn't drink, except wine or champagne on very special occasions.

ach, the main reason you don't drink is because youre underage. But unlike you, I'm 22. MwahahahaHAH! You want me to buy you liquor, dont you? Well, it IS always funny to watch kids get piss drunk and fall all over the place......

The main reason I don't drink is because I just see no benefit to it. I admire Strom Thurmond, who went his whole life without alcohol or cigarettes. Moo-hahahaha. I just got new Caterpillar work boots, and I've got to break them in...tomorrow I'm going on a tour of the Indiana State Fair with Lt. Gov. Joe Kernan. Don't ask -- I do work with DNC from time to time and for some reason he enjoys hanging around with 16 year old boys at the fair.

I'll drink you under the table anyday....

You might be able to drink, but can you do my Alabama trick?

to JMHX: Caterpiller boots? No, you need Wolverine boots. Black, steel toes, accept no imitations.
Oh, and does your "alabama trick" have anything with the "Alabama song"?

"oh show me, the way, to the next whiskey bar..."

to BCC: Bring it on, Limey. I will bury you under a sea of shot glasses.

Caterpillar is the original boot! Mine are black steel toes, Birminghams. I've got it down to just buying one pair of Caterpillar's a year. It's a very ceremonial purchase. Usually I'll buy Burton-style CATs, but they were sold out, and Birmingham is the closest in style comparison. w00t.

At 8/10/03 08:00 PM, JudgeMeHarshX wrote: Caterpillar is the original boot! Mine are black steel toes, Birminghams. I've got it down to just buying one pair of Caterpillar's a year. It's a very ceremonial purchase. Usually I'll buy Burton-style CATs, but they were sold out, and Birmingham is the closest in style comparison. w00t.

If you have to replace your boots every year, youre not buying the right brand. I wore a pair of "WorkTough" boots for three years in a row. I only replaced them because I ran out of tread. I hope my wolverines can put that record to shame.