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I've been losing levels, since I didn't get any experience points during my "vacation".

At 3/30/05 03:35 AM, BeFell wrote: they have more whistle points than your little n00b mind could even hope to comprehend.=P
If you do want to persue whistle points for some moronic reason

Someone woke up on the wrong end of a dildo this morning.

At 3/30/05 12:56 AM, BeFell wrote: Oh yeah, is it possible to unfreeze the Zoras and beat that toga wearing bastard in the race to the forest?

No and No.

At 3/30/05 01:59 AM, FatherVenom wrote:

beat that toga wearing bastard in the race to the forest?

Yes.

How so? I coulda swore he beats you by one second every time.

It's like trying to catch that fucking eel thing in the pond; ya just can't do it.

At 3/30/05 01:37 PM, BrickMurus wrote: Someone woke up on the wrong end of a dildo this morning.

That's... sick, man. That would mean he has two penises. You're SO fucked up. You scare me. Get the hell away from me!

So, I have to do this social sciences class work thingy. Along with two hot chicks. Oh, oh, hot chicks. Is there any song named "Hot chicks" that I can start humming right now? No? Oh, whatever. So, I need to find recent international news to debate about. Suggestions? This has been a rather slow creativity week for me. Hell, I can't continue writing my novel!

At 3/30/05 01:50 PM, Empanado wrote: That's... sick, man. That would mean he has two penises. You're SO fucked up. You scare me. Get the hell away from me!

Fuck-suck

So, I need to find recent international news to debate about. Suggestions?

Ummm, anything that is actually going on right now, its not that hard.

This has been a rather slow creativity week for me. Hell, I can't continue writing my novel!

A paragraph does not count as a novel.

At 3/30/05 12:57 PM, Freakapotimus wrote: I've been losing levels, since I didn't get any experience points during my "vacation".

*tear*

At 3/30/05 01:42 PM, -LazyDrunk- wrote: How so? I coulda swore he beats you by one second every time.

I don't know, I just did it.

At 3/30/05 01:50 PM, Empanado wrote: So, I need to find recent international news to debate about. Suggestions?

There's a rebellion in Nepal.

OK everyone, place your bets!

How long will I be allowed to keep this sig for? =D

At 3/30/05 01:50 PM, Empanado wrote: Oh, oh, hot chicks.

Mmmm... hot chicks. *drool*

Damn you mods!!!

At 3/30/05 02:20 PM, SkyCube wrote: How long will I be allowed to keep this sig for? =D

While I didn't get rid of it, it seems to have disappeared quickly. :o

i like the text. ;)

At 3/30/05 02:20 PM, SkyCube wrote: How long will I be allowed to keep this sig for? =D

Was it the Elfer abortions are fun one? I thought using those got one a ban because of the public decree. If it's not that one, e-mail it too me. FatherVenom@gmail.com

At 3/30/05 02:12 PM, BrickMurus wrote: Fuck-suck

You can't say fuck-suck. I say fuck-suck. Fuck-suck.

A paragraph does not count as a novel.

Oh, writing more than one paragraph is SO out of vogue these days. The vanguard on literacy is "OMG SO THIS KID WUZ THERE AND HE DID SUMTHINGS AND HE DIED KTHXBI!!1111!".
My novel will have dogs. And hot chicks. And hands, too.

At 3/30/05 02:17 PM, FatherVenom wrote: There's a rebellion in Nepal.

Meh... Nepal. I'll just-- I'll just leave that as a back-up plan, 'kay?

At 3/30/05 02:21 PM, Freakapotimus wrote:

At 3/30/05 01:50 PM, Empanado wrote: Oh, oh, hot chicks.

Mmmm... hot chicks.

Hot chicks indeed.

OMG I WNAT TO C TEH ABORTION SIG!!11! ---ItsEmpanado@gmail.com---

At 3/30/05 03:34 PM, Empanado wrote:

At 3/30/05 02:17 PM, FatherVenom wrote: There's a rebellion in Nepal.

Meh... Nepal. I'll just-- I'll just leave that as a back-up plan, 'kay?

That's a good idea since all communication has been severed between the country and the outside world so they don't really know what's happening.

At 3/30/05 03:35 PM, FatherVenom wrote: That's a good idea since all communication has been severed between the country and the outside world so they don't really know what's happening.

Aaaw, It's so sweet to notice that there's people that still care about little details like these when rebelling.

At 3/30/05 03:35 PM, FatherVenom wrote: That's a good idea since all communication has been severed between the country and the outside world so they don't really know what's happening.

Okay. Deja fucking vu. Didn't this happen like a month or so ago? Or is it still going on?

At 3/30/05 03:27 PM, FatherVenom wrote: Was it the Elfer abortions are fun one? I thought using those got one a ban because of the public decree. If it's not that one, e-mail it too me. FatherVenom@gmail.com

No, I already know those are banned. It was this, made by Hoohah. I quoted Maus as a sort of justification, but it seems that didn't work. :-(

I don't know whether posting it here is considered as bad as using it as a sig (since it won't be seen by so many), but Maus didn't seem to mind in the original thread it came from so here goes... *braces for teh ban stick*

Personally, I think it's rather funny.

Any sig banner that can be deemed offensive have been disallowed. There are a couple of reasons for this:

1 - This BBS is the 22nd largest in the world. It could stand to reason that a 'humorous' offensive sig will be over the top to many people.

2 - The BBS is not the portal. You can't choose not to look at a sig pic unless you turn off all images for your browser, which is pretty stupid.

You can beat the toga-wearing guy in the race, but you cannot unfreeze the Zoras.
I did not say the Water Temple was hardest, I believe it to be of middling difficulty. None of them are particularly hard. Actually, maybe Water is hardest, but it's not that bad.

JoS- Don't sell Zelda. The urge to play will return. Just drop water level to bottom, check your map and go to all areas where a chest is shown. If no luck on bottom raise to middle and check all areas with a chest, if no luck raise to top and check.
One area often overlooked- the waterfall. Acessed through the middle or the top on the left-hand side (when you enter), there is a waterfall that boulders fall down and roll near. There is a chest behind/beneath the fall, if I recall correctly.

At 3/30/05 04:03 PM, Maus wrote: Any sig banner that can be deemed offensive have been disallowed.

Yeah, I know... =(

Personally, I think that's a stupid rule. I mean, your sig could offend someone, so could Bakshi's. But then who am I to argue with the Dear Leader Wadolf?

At 3/30/05 04:03 PM, Maus wrote: 1 - This BBS is the 22nd largest in the world.

Quick. Tell me the other 21 so I can finally get the hell away from you losers. :(

The sig is only moderately funny, though. I'd say it's more silly than offensive, in fact.

OMG! I wrote teh fifteenth letter of my novel. Forty-two more to go.

At 3/30/05 09:28 AM, TheShrike wrote:

At 3/30/05 05:39 AM, fli wrote: I'm a bitch.
I returned to that Chaucer class.

For heaven's sake, why?

Was it because of penis?

Hardly, Shrikey.
Financial aid-- they have me at the balls, and so I had to chuck out my pride.

So, how's the translation?

At 3/30/05 04:12 PM, SkyCube wrote: But then who am I to argue with the Dear Leader Wadolf?

Ah yes, Wadolf, He-Wolf of the SS.

...
*opens Photoshop*
This'll be fun!

At 3/30/05 03:40 PM, Empanado wrote: Aaaw, It's so sweet to notice that there's people that still care about little details like these when rebelling.

Definately.

At 3/30/05 03:43 PM, Maus wrote: Okay. Deja fucking vu. Didn't this happen like a month or so ago? Or is it still going on?

Last month, I believe, and it's still going on.

At 3/30/05 04:37 PM, Empanado wrote:

At 3/30/05 04:03 PM, Maus wrote: 1 - This BBS is the 22nd largest in the world.

What's NG rank as a website?

Quick. Tell me the other 21 so I can finally get the hell away from you losers. :(

Quick somebody tell him.

The sig is only moderately funny, though. I'd say it's more silly than offensive, in fact.

I liked it.

OMG! I wrote teh fifteenth letter of my novel. Forty-two more to go.

Haha, this post is longer than your novel.

Where'd that statistic come from, Maus?

At 3/30/05 04:04 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: You can beat the toga-wearing guy in the race

Pray tell. . . . how? Do you need to get Epona and uber-spur that bitch into the forest? . . . Bribery?

And what about that lunker in the pond?

My OoT is gunna be dusted off this weekend, and played like it's never been played before. With a purpose!

At 3/30/05 05:28 PM, -LazyDrunk- wrote:

At 3/30/05 04:04 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: You can beat the toga-wearing guy in the race

Pray tell. . . . how? Do you need to get Epona and uber-spur that bitch into the forest?

That's how I did it.

And what about that lunker in the pond?

There's a special way to do it. You need to find the special lure first I think.

At 3/30/05 05:40 PM, FatherVenom wrote: That's how I did it.

I'll have to give it another try :/

And what about that lunker in the pond?

There's a special way to do it. You need to find the special lure first I think.

Yeah, the sinking lure. I've still spent hours upon hours trying to get that thing to take the bait. I've come so far as to drop it on it's head, but the damn fish just sits there. I've heard it only bites at a certain time of day also.

At 3/30/05 04:41 PM, FatherVenom wrote: Haha, this post is longer than your novel.

It's the motion of the ocean, dammit!

Yeah, it's spurring Epona so hard she dies that does it. But not too hard, or else you'll run out of carrots.

And as for the fish, I never cared for the fishing game, so I'm not particularly adept at it. It's using the Zora tunic and iron boots and a lot of patience. I think. Who knows?

At 3/30/05 05:46 PM, Empanado wrote:

At 3/30/05 04:41 PM, FatherVenom wrote: Haha, this post is longer than your novel.

It's the motion of the ocean, dammit!

But it takes a long time to get to England in a row boat.