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At 3/29/05 06:07 PM, Proteas wrote: Would "buy a pc" be Yzorderrexian for "pussy?"

No, that would be 'chode.'

IT'S ALL ABOUT

thepenis.

At 3/29/05 05:47 PM, stafffighter wrote: scott peterson is getting marrage proposals while on death row for killing his wife and child, never say women like nice guys ever again.

It's a mental condition. There are girls out there who love guys who are total assholes. And I don't mean that in the "Ohmigawd he's so baaaad and so cuuute!" way, I mean it on a serious way. That's why Richard Rodriguez got a girl. I think Elmer Wayne Henley got pussy too. It's a paraphilia. Y'know, like eating shit and being pissed on, or doing it with ants all over your body. I think sexologists define it as "somewhere between masochism and being a dumb bitch".

At 3/29/05 05:13 PM, Freakapotimus wrote: Send them over my way!

Ok, but you have to send yours over here first.

At 3/29/05 06:03 PM, LadyGrace wrote:

At 3/29/05 05:58 PM, stafffighter wrote: Hey, I have yet to find women who propose to men who wtire comic book columns and brilliant poetry.

"brilliant"? When is your next book of poetry being published, Mr. Eliot? >;D

Hey, let me go punch some orphans and then you'll be creaming for me.

At 3/29/05 06:22 PM, stafffighter wrote: Hey, let me go punch some orphans and then you'll be creaming for me.

Actually, no, I'm not mentally unhealthy like women who propose to men on death row. But when you find that kind of woman for yourself, I'll be very happy for you.

At 3/29/05 06:24 PM, LadyGrace wrote:

At 3/29/05 06:22 PM, stafffighter wrote: Hey, let me go punch some orphans and then you'll be creaming for me.

Actually, no, I'm not mentally unhealthy like women who propose to men on death row. But when you find that kind of woman for yourself, I'll be very happy for you.

Wanna help me get their attention?

Stafff:

http://crimelibrary.com/criminal_mind/psychology/s_k_groupies/index.html

At 3/29/05 06:31 PM, Maus wrote: Stafff:

http://crimelibrary.com/criminal_mind/psychology/s_k_groupies/index.html

proving there is a pattern of these guys getting the ladies. If things were otherwise science fiction might have never been invented

Ugh! That asshole keeps spamming me, but I just keep blocking him. Keep an eye out for any AIM screenname that has the name "Hammurabi" in it, and watch out for anyone who posts on the NG BBS with a profile that has the name "Hammurabi" in it as well.

At 3/29/05 06:38 PM, King_Hammurabi wrote: Ugh! That asshole keeps spamming me, but I just keep blocking him. Keep an eye out for any AIM screenname that has the name "Hammurabi" in it, and watch out for anyone who posts on the NG BBS with a profile that has the name "Hammurabi" in it as well.

Who are you?

At 3/29/05 05:32 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 3/29/05 05:14 PM, TheShrike wrote: Needs more penis.

That's your answer to everything.

It's life's answer to everything.

At 3/29/05 05:58 PM, stafffighter wrote: Hey, I have yet to find women who propose to men who wtire comic book columns and brilliant poetry.

Sounds like my kinda guy.

At 3/29/05 06:19 PM, aviewaskewed wrote: Ok, but you have to send yours over here first.

Aw! It's no fun when they're not all together!

At 3/29/05 05:14 PM, TheShrike wrote: Needs more penis.

I'll give that a try.

At 3/29/05 05:49 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: Evark, I saw a commerical at some point, and it was all about the safety of it and so on and so forth. I believe it would commandeer your speakers when appropriate and otherwise let music play.

Cool. I'll have to look more into that via google. thanks for the information.

Could it have been called the phalic interrupter?

At 3/29/05 06:39 PM, BeFell wrote: Who are you?

You know what I mean! There is this asshole who is impersonating me.

At 3/29/05 06:52 PM, King_Hammurabi wrote: You know what I mean! There is this asshole who is impersonating me.

Why?

At 3/29/05 06:53 PM, BeFell wrote: Why?

I'll have to second that. Hell, he may had picked someone who's actually a little bit more interesting. Like me, for example. Or canned beans.

At 3/29/05 07:07 PM, Empanado wrote:

At 3/29/05 06:53 PM, BeFell wrote: Why?

I'll have to second that. Hell, he may had picked someone who's actually a little bit more interesting. Like me, for example. Or canned beans.

Ok, think about it this way Empanado, if someone went around saying that he was you, and he was being an ass, how would we know the difference between him and you.

At 3/29/05 01:37 PM, TheShrike wrote: Look, guys... we need to get back on track. We ned to get back to the heart of the matter.

Penis.

Don't remind me......

At 3/29/05 06:53 PM, BeFell wrote: Why?

Because the fucker hates me! I'm not going to tell you why he hates me. It's too much of a long and complicated story. Just know that he's an asshole who lives in the same town as I do.

*looks down at signature*

*attempts to do a dance of joy*

*realizes he did 15 Hindu Squats and can't hardly dance, much less walk*

At 3/29/05 06:03 PM, Maus wrote:

At 3/29/05 05:59 PM, Proteas wrote: I thought his answer to everything was "buy a Mac."

Which is the ancient Yzorderrexian for 'penis.'

Enough!!!!

please God, no more?

At 3/29/05 07:33 PM, LeapOfFaith wrote: please God, no more?

We enjoy it SO much more when the screaming and begging ensues.

scoliosis?

It's spelled "scoliosis."

At 3/29/05 07:29 PM, Proteas wrote: *looks down at signature*

Pretty but don't you think it could use a imp slaying?

At 3/29/05 07:27 PM, King_Hammurabi wrote:

At 3/29/05 06:53 PM, BeFell wrote: Why?

Because the fucker hates me! I'm not going to tell you why he hates me. It's too much of a long and complicated story. Just know that he's an asshole who lives in the same town as I do.

Ok but that isn't exactly what I asking. More along the lines of why would we care.

Proteas you were talking about a new sig pic weren't you?

Hmm... apparently they are making a movie about the other thing in your sig. Now I'm confused.

At 3/29/05 06:44 PM, Evark wrote: Could it have been called the phalic interrupter?

I'm fairly certain it wasn't, but you can feel free to call yours that when you invent it.

Evark-
Here is one example of the product of which you and I speak. There are a lot of them out there, just search Google.

At 3/29/05 08:38 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: I'm fairly certain it wasn't, but you can feel free to call yours that when you invent it.

Ha ha ha, that was a reference to everything referring to penises. Probably spelled it wrong or something.

Evark
this is...

Yea, that's pretty cool. My friend has something similar for his MP3 player, but I wanted to hardwire it in because I wanted to include some sort of cradle that would charge the phone in addition to just jacking in to the car's system whenever I wanted to. Plus I think it would be cool to have a big switch to flip, but if that stuff is going to be too much effort for my car (it's an old car, and if I feel like it isn't worth it to put it in when it won't last) than that is my option.

My God. Ted wa right when he said water Temple is always teh hardest. Its so dam confusing. I need another key so I can go get the long shot, but I cant find another key. Argh.

At 3/29/05 09:59 PM, JusticeofSarcasm wrote: My God. Ted wa right when he said water Temple is always teh hardest. Its so dam confusing. I need another key so I can go get the long shot, but I cant find another key. Argh.

Let's see if I can remember... You had to battle your evil twin to get that one, right?

By the way, I think there's still some old Nintendo magazines that included the full Zelda guide somewhere in the apocalyptical inner landscape of the department. I'll check on that tomorrow.

El Peniso.