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At 3/24/05 02:35 AM, -LazyDrunk- wrote: Option 3, Newgrounds'

methink so too

I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
It wasn't easy
but nothing is.

At 3/23/05 07:07 PM, Maus wrote: DirtySyko is cool. I've talked to him on AIM a bunch, he'll make a decent mod, I think.

Eh, I'm not impressed with him as a person, but that doesn't mean anything in the long run.

At 3/23/05 08:20 PM, Tal-con wrote: I'd just like to give a shout-out to FatherVenom to thank him for defending my position in the Gay Adoption thread

It is my intention to settle disputes where I can so that when I create them myself people aren't equipped to stand up to me.

and announce to everyone that I turned 17 years old today !! w00t, w00t !!

Have a cookie.

At 3/23/05 09:40 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: I seem to be the forgotten mod. I ventured into General more often to search for idiots to ban, and now I've been forgotten in my hometown of Politics. Politicsville. Politicalia. Politburo.

Eh, the youngsters weren't here for your heyday.

At 3/24/05 02:17 AM, LadyGrace wrote: My god, I hate those fucking Fanta commercials! They're so fucking loud and annoying and I want to stab those stupid girls in the face! GAH!

*pictures it*
Ooo, pretty.

At 3/24/05 02:28 AM, BeFell wrote: Newgrounds's
Newgrounds'

You can use either, but the second one looks better and is more widely accepted.

And apparently Evark is stalking me. That's just great. There's always that fine line between wanting to be popular and fearing a shiv in the back.

AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Have just ventured into General
Bozon* level off the scale
Full of "rate my GF" and "I have a big pin0r" threads
Need alcohol, only able to form fragmented scentances
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

(* Bozon- Noun : A quntaum unit of stupidity)

At 3/24/05 04:17 AM, LeapOfFaith wrote: AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Have just ventured into General

Pfffft. NOOB. Where do you think most of my posts are?

:D

At 3/23/05 11:04 PM, LadyGrace wrote: You like furries? ... Interesting *rubs chin*

Eff-ess.

At 3/24/05 04:17 AM, LeapOfFaith wrote: Have just ventured into General
Bozon* level off the scale
Full of "rate my GF" and "I have a big pin0r" threads
Need alcohol, only able to form fragmented scentances
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
(* Bozon- Noun : A quntaum unit of stupidity)

El-oh-el! Our intellectuality certainly outcomes those no-good commoners! After all, we pretty much just creat more and more topics about Bush, abortion and gay people, and repeat our views over and over again. That's why we are the elite. Full of brighteous minds such as Mr. Metalhead676. El-Oh-El! We're so classy.

At 3/23/05 11:59 PM, JusticeofSarcasm wrote: Mickey D's is going to hell. If they weren't already they sure are now.

I wonder how I missed that...

Something the the article doesn't mention is the fact that there are still 3 to 4 other people working on every single order that comes through the drive through that cannot possibly be outsourced. Someone to take the money, someone to prepare the food, someone to gather the food and during busy times someone to help gather and hand it out. The thing that doesn't make much sense is it's one of these people who takes the order and even if they weren't doing that they wouldn't be expendable. One thing the call center might accomplish though is freeing up the employee who takes the order to do other things so the orders can get out quicker. For McDonalds speed and accuracy is the most important and giving people more time would improve both of those things.

At 3/24/05 10:15 AM, BeFell wrote: One thing the call center might accomplish though is freeing up the employee who takes the order to do other things so the orders can get out quicker.

Naw. Fuck them, they're fired.

For McDonalds speed and accuracy is the most important and giving people more time would improve both of those things.

HOLY FUCK, aren't we a tool of the system? Jesus, do you have to slob every company's knob all the time befeel? Half the time you put in an order it comes out wrong.

At 3/24/05 10:15 AM, BeFell wrote: For McDonalds speed and accuracy is the most important and giving people more time would improve both of those things.

That explains why I got a McBagel cheeseburger one time, and got a cheeseburger with no burger another time.

As if it wasnt hard enough to communicate with that fuckign box, I wonder how many time this will break down, maybe send the wrong order tot he wrong restraunt. And they aren't gonna have less resopisbilities, sinc eit will mean people will get cut. Its a way to save money so why keep that extra person on now? Soon the will FedEx your burger and fries to you.

At 3/24/05 10:34 AM, IllustriousPotentate wrote:

At 3/24/05 10:15 AM, BeFell wrote: For McDonalds speed and accuracy is the most important and giving people more time would improve both of those things.

That explains why I got a McBagel cheeseburger one time, and got a cheeseburger with no burger another time.

I once asked for a plain cheeseburger, and I got it, just without the cheese, yet, I was still charged for a cheeseburger instead of a hamburger, though, hardees is still better, mmmmmmmmm, well, off to a Mexican buffet. I hope things there are good on the whole.

The roads were so bad last night I skidded into a snow bank and ricocheted off all under 20 mph.

That phone line will get so many crank calls I can't imagine why they would think it would save money.

At 3/24/05 10:56 AM, FatherVenom wrote: The roads were so bad last night I skidded into a snow bank and ricocheted off all under 20 mph.

I dub thee, Sir Pinball.

Getting accurate orders out is important for precisely the reasons you guys have cited. If people associate McDonalds with fucking up their orders then they won't eat at McDonalds and thus McDonalds loses business. It's not being a corporate tool, it's common sense.

At 3/24/05 01:03 PM, BeFell wrote: Getting accurate orders out is important for precisely the reasons you guys have cited. If people associate McDonalds with fucking up their orders then they won't eat at McDonalds and thus McDonalds loses business. It's not being a corporate tool, it's common sense.

Befell, you just gave me an awesome idea.

I'm suprised at how many people are being complete assholes to Tom and Dan for Alien Hominid. People are leaving so many abusive reviews, I could have sworn I was reading reviews from a Piconjo movie.

At 3/24/05 02:33 PM, jmaster306 wrote: I'm suprised at how many people are being complete assholes to Tom and Dan for Alien Hominid. People are leaving so many abusive reviews, I could have sworn I was reading reviews from a Piconjo movie.

Ja, they're dinks. You should see the reviews that shooter, Jeff Weise, is getting. O.O

At 3/24/05 02:15 PM, IllustriousPotentate wrote:

At 3/24/05 01:03 PM, BeFell wrote: Getting accurate orders out is important for precisely the reasons you guys have cited. If people associate McDonalds with fucking up their orders then they won't eat at McDonalds and thus McDonalds loses business. It's not being a corporate tool, it's common sense.

Befell, you just gave me an awesome idea.

LOL at outsourcing. Shrike, FUNK, Maus, Ted, watch out....

At 3/24/05 02:44 PM, Maus wrote:

At 3/24/05 02:33 PM, jmaster306 wrote: I'm suprised at how many people are being complete assholes to Tom and Dan for Alien Hominid. People are leaving so many abusive reviews, I could have sworn I was reading reviews from a Piconjo movie.

Ja, they're dinks. You should see the reviews that shooter, Jeff Weise, is getting. O.O

Seriously, AH is an homage to all the old games like Mega Man and stuff. Of course these young retards don't like it. "OMG IT'S NOT LIKE DOOM 3!!! I WANT TO SACRIFICE FUN FOR HIGH GRAPHICS AND IMAGERY!!!" People are dumb. And this is why I still believe in Genocide.

At 3/24/05 04:01 PM, LadyGrace wrote: People are dumb. And this is why I still believe in Genocide.

Goodnight Ladies and Gentlemen, I am gone before the mass murdering begins.

At 3/24/05 04:05 PM, BrickMurus wrote:

At 3/24/05 04:01 PM, LadyGrace wrote: People are dumb. And this is why I still believe in Genocide.

Goodnight Ladies and Gentlemen, I am gone before the mass murdering begins.

Didn't you tell us a week or so ago that you weren't going to be posting anymore?

At 3/24/05 04:07 PM, BeFell wrote: Didn't you tell us a week or so ago that you weren't going to be posting anymore?

My plans to get a life and join society fell through, and I said I was going to be posting less, I am so sorry to dissapoint you BeFell, but you are stuck with me here, until...

I can't stand eating at fastfood to be honest... I go to McDonalds for breakfast every now and then, and that's about it.

I don't know, maybe it's just my size. If I walk into any fast food restaurant I get these looks from people behind the counter like their about to wet themselves. Oh dear lord... how much food is that fat bastard going to order?! I'd hate to actually have to do work while I was at work! I've actually gotten dagger-like stares from people at these places... like they would just love to jump over the counter and beat the crap out of me for placing an order.

At 3/24/05 04:51 PM, Proteas wrote: I can't stand eating at fastfood to be honest... I go to McDonalds for breakfast every now and then, and that's about it.

i eat breakfeast there once a week in the summer and dinner there at the end of that week.

I don't know, maybe it's just my size. If I walk into any fast food restaurant I get these looks from people behind the counter like their about to wet themselves. Oh dear lord... how much food is that fat bastard going to order?! I'd hate to actually have to do work while I was at work! I've actually gotten dagger-like stares from people at these places... like they would just love to jump over the counter and beat the crap out of me for placing an order.

funny, whenever i walk in i get stares like that too...except its usually because my friends and i terrorize the same mcdonnalds store every single time...they see us coming and get annoyed. they send the least qualified person to do our orders...and laugh as we place bets with them and make loud noises and spill things....or throw things places. we're bad costomers..but they have yet to kick us out. we love to mess with those guys.

Illustrious, that was possibly the funniest thing I've read in weeks. I would put you in a cage in my basement with a typewriter if it wasn't frowned upon by society.

At 3/24/05 02:47 PM, IllustriousPotentate wrote:

I actually LOL'd

Hey, the lead of Napoleon Dynamite, Jon Heder, is a Mormon.

Now I understand...

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I'm trying to debate how early to line up. Seymour Hersh is coming to campus, will probably be packed. Hmm.............

I heard Weise posted a flash movie on the net on Fox & Friends. He was pretty good from what I saw. Did he post on NG?

At 3/24/05 06:17 PM, justiceDAK wrote: I heard Weise posted a flash movie on the net on Fox & Friends. He was pretty good from what I saw. Did he post on NG?

If you're talking about Jeff Weise, then no, he never posted to the forums here.

At 3/24/05 06:29 PM, Maus wrote: If you're talking about Jeff Weise, then no, he never posted to the forums here.

Yeah, I was astonished about him being an NG guy. His cartoons were kinda hatefull, they should have had a whistle blown on them.

At 3/24/05 05:04 PM, MALforPresident wrote: funny, whenever i walk in i get stares like that too...except its usually because my friends and i terrorize the same mcdonnalds store every single time...they see us coming and get annoyed. they send the least qualified person to do our orders...and laugh as we place bets with them and make loud noises and spill things....or throw things places. we're bad costomers..but they have yet to kick us out. we love to mess with those guys.

Dude that's sweet!!! McDonalds employees live in constant fear of being put in their place by teenagers. Whenever I see a teen come in I wet myself and tell my manager "Oh no Pete, they're going to start some rambuctiousness." I can tell you're a real badass too, loud noises and spilling things! God damn, don't it takes almost 40 seconds to fill a mop bucket? You sadistic bastard. Do you also go play in the balls and harrass small children?! It takes some really big balls to do that one. And there is absolutely nothing we can do about it... well except kick you out as you said. But we're still scared because we know you'll come back, and give us more money.