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Change your username, perhaps?
He'll never know.

Venom - No idea why your email hasn't come through. Send it to my Hotmail ( tedhort@hotmail.com ). My NG email is working fine, as I just sent one to myself. Check your spelling in the address and re-send it is all I can say.
You could send it to my alternate email, tedhort@mail.com if you'd like and I'll go find it there.
Tell me what you do.

At 3/19/05 11:56 PM, aviewaskewed wrote: But my car broke (which puts me into deeper debt with my parents), I have to buy a new pair of shoes (and basically have to do so on the cheap because my car broke after I'd earmarked certain amounts of my check money to other things),

I feel your pain. I had a twisted transaxle and a blown headgasket both in the same year, on a car that I still owe about 10 more payments on. And yes, I also owe my parents too damn much money.

At 3/20/05 12:50 AM, Damien_FLAGG wrote:

At 3/20/05 12:43 AM, Empanado wrote: Hmmm... Not familiar with the book, could you tell me what is it about, briefly? I know, I could google for it, but I want OMG TEH TheShrike's input.

I know I'm no Shrike...but IMO, Douglas Adams is the best satirical author since...well...singe Douglas Adams.

Douglas Adams is Terry Pratchett's bitch. All night long he screams "HARDER TERRY!! FASTER!!! NOT SO DEEP!! OW!!!!!"

At 3/20/05 01:36 AM, Empanado wrote: Also, today I got me Rammstein's Lichtspielhaus. Gah, why the hell are their videos so weird?

I just found a whole new respect for Empanado... (that possible???)

And they have messed up videos because they're German. Simple.
Well, that and because they try and go for something unique, which is so hard to find these days.

At 3/20/05 12:41 PM, night_watch_man18 wrote: And they have messed up videos because they're German. Simple.

Interesting theory. Actually, I still haven't seen the "Stripped" video. I guess that the name of the song, plus the fact that the little preview window by the video selection screen showcases Till butt-naked, kinda turned me off. Oh well.

That's funny Dr. But yeah, if you don't want him to find out, I'd suggest a name change. Doubt he'd dig up compromising info in post history. But of course, if you don't want to change your name, then it gets harder. Going to an old alt might work, but it would basically mean abandoning your main. *shrug*

funneh.

At 3/20/05 01:01 PM, -Michael- wrote: fli have u seen the original?

I'm sure he did.
Admit it: My cat picsh00r pwns yours.

What's his name, Dr. A? I wanna fuck with him too!

At 3/20/05 07:28 AM, Dr_Arbitrary wrote: I've gotten myself into a tricky situation.

He'll find out as soon as he finds this here post. And I'll lead him here. Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk.
*puts on cliché french-like villain suit*

At 3/20/05 09:43 AM, FUNKbrs wrote: Douglas Adams is Terry Pratchett's bitch. All night long he screams "HARDER TERRY!! FASTER!!! NOT SO DEEP!! OW!!!!!"

Funny as Douglas Adams may be, Funk is right... He's no Terry Pratchett.

At 3/20/05 01:01 PM, -Michael- wrote: fli have u seen the original?

Where's that friggin' jar o' penut butter when somebody needs one!

At 3/20/05 03:04 PM, fli wrote: Where's that friggin' jar o' penut butter when somebody needs one!

*makes a joke about something being stuck to the roof of the mouth*

At 3/20/05 03:04 PM, fli wrote: Where's that friggin' jar o' penut butter when somebody needs one!

We hide it...because you just do naughty things when we let you have it...so yeah, NO PEANUT BUTTER FOR YOU!!!

You do have three or four moderator friends, Doc.
Could they perhaps be...ahem ...persuaded to see that he never darkens the door of the BBS again?

Mind you, you would then have to explain to your friend in real-life why you had him cyber-assasinated.

At 3/20/05 04:00 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: You do have three or four moderator friends, Doc.
Could they perhaps be...ahem ...persuaded to see that he never darkens the door of the BBS again?

Mind you, you would then have to explain to your friend in real-life why you had him cyber-assasinated.

There goes ted, always with the snuffing....

Just because it was the best plan for dealing with the "farm security camera" situation doesn't mean it ALWAYS is.

At 3/20/05 04:25 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Just because it was the best plan for dealing with the "farm security camera" situation doesn't mean it ALWAYS is.

That reminds me, can someone explain to me this business with ted and the goat (or whatever it was) 'cos I think it was before my time and I'm just curious.

You dont wanna know.

At 3/20/05 04:38 PM, JusticeofSarcasm wrote: You dont wanna know.

Yes I do! I'm British, and we Brits love to hear about these things!

Proteas has always told me that everyone here has some sick fetish or another, and apart from his Poké-fetish I've never heard of anyone elses.

The only one that is rated Pg-13 or lower is BeFell and his bear suits, but even that is pushing it.

At 3/20/05 04:47 PM, SkyCube wrote:

At 3/20/05 04:38 PM, JusticeofSarcasm wrote: You dont wanna know.

Yes I do! I'm British, and we Brits love to hear about these things!

Proteas has always told me that everyone here has some sick fetish or another, and apart from his Poké-fetish I've never heard of anyone elses.

I eat raw beef.... but not in a sexual way mind you. More like a "its more tender is you leave it cold and dip in in sauce sushi style" way. I don't know if that really counts as a sick fetish though.... I'm a pretty straight forward "how many different kinds of titties are there?" as far as the whole sex thing goes.

I only wish I could assemble an integrated rainbow of titties from all different cultures around the world.... that I could have sex with. That would be great.

Raw meat, beer, pot, Heavy Metal, and titties. I'm a simple man, really.

At 3/20/05 04:57 PM, JusticeofSarcasm wrote: The only one that is rated Pg-13 or lower is BeFell and his bear suits, but even that is pushing it.

So? I'm older than 13.

At 3/20/05 04:59 PM, SkyCube wrote:

At 3/20/05 04:57 PM, JusticeofSarcasm wrote: The only one that is rated Pg-13 or lower is BeFell and his bear suits, but even that is pushing it.

So? I'm older than 13.

But this is a family site, and some people here are younger than 13, atleast mentally if not physically.

Jeeze... not with the livestock again...

ATTENTION EVERYONE ON THE NEWGROUNDZILLA EMAIL LIST
*ahem*
You have mail.

A cookie for the first person to backup their profile and install it.

At 3/20/05 05:00 PM, JusticeofSarcasm wrote: But this is a family site, and some people here are younger than 13, atleast mentally if not physically.

Family site my arse! C'mon Rugby! Tell me! Pleeeeeeeeeease!

I think all the 13 yr olds here have already been corrupted (and entranced) by all the hentai anyway. Telling a curious Brit an embarrasing secret about ted isn't going to hurt them!

At 3/20/05 05:07 PM, TheShrike wrote: NEWGROUNDZILLA

In case that flew over anyone's head, NewGroundZilla = the Newgrounds Firefox theme I've been working on.

New pic:

Ooooh, it's so dark and moody! It tastes like angst!

The first windows screenshot is in. (THANKS ZEKE)

I'm looking for stuff like this:
The green-outlined area is one of those lil details that changes between operating systems. The menu on Macs is on the top of the screen, and unstylable. So I forgot to style it for windows. OOPS!
Please help me look for stuff like that, stuff that doesn't quite seem to fit.

The red-outlined area is not a glitch, it's just the small icon set. All the previews have been for the large icon set.

At 3/20/05 04:58 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Raw meat, beer, pot, Heavy Metal, and titties. I'm a simple man, really.

At 3/20/05 05:49 PM, LadyGrace wrote: Ooooh, it's so dark and moody! It tastes like angst!

I had such a hard time choosing one of these lines for my sig. I finally opted for OMG TEH Funk.

Also, please note, I'm still making cat picsh00rs. Y'want one, just ask.

Any pictures with an Iraqi version of Mexico, like a dream I had.
Anthrax the Iraqi cat owns you.

I don't have any email regarding Newgroundzilla.
What the hell?
First Venom can't email me, then this? Send it directly to tedhort@hotmail.com if you don't mind, Shrike.