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FV, I had over 7K posts when i was modded.

At 2/26/05 01:00 AM, CaptBrick wrote: Regulation leashes you say, please continue. I would much like to restrain my younger cousin who gashed his head open, for he is somewhat hyperactive, and desperate for attention.

Maybe he just needs a little discipline?

I honestly contemplate starting a business, in the field of 'child-corrective services'. That way, parents could bring all their very misbehaved children to me...and I'd work out each and every 'behavioral problem', one day at a time.

I'd have a guarantee. It'd go like: "If you're not 100% satisfied with your child's reformation, you can beat me like I beat your kid!"

It'd kick the proverbial ass.

At 2/26/05 01:00 AM, FatherVenom wrote: But coming out of the river doesn't have the same humorous connotation.

Ha ha, you very funny man.

The egg came first. =P

Actually the chicken and the egg debate is more of a clash between ideas. Those who believe in evolution will say the egg came first, due to the fact that it evolved into a chicken, and therefore had to hatch first. Creationists on the other hand, would say the chicken came first, because god made the chicken as with the rest of the creatures on earth at once. So it is not really a debate that can be won, but a mere subject to illustrate the reasoning behind evolution and creation.

Maus- Exactly. It's been what? a month and now you have about 2k more.

At 2/26/05 01:07 AM, CaptBrick wrote: Ha ha, you very funny man.

Why thank you.

At 2/26/05 01:18 AM, FatherVenom wrote: Maus- Exactly. It's been what? a month and now you have about 2k more.

Closer to 1000. My point still stands, though. I had 7K in under 2 years. Someone was ragging on IP for having 2K in around what? A year?

At 2/26/05 12:57 AM, Maus wrote: He based that on your amount of posts v. your sign up date. What does that say about ME? -_-

My first guess would be that, for a southern, conservative lesbian, your life is quite dull. But that's just me.

At 2/26/05 01:04 AM, Maus wrote: FV, I had over 7K posts when i was modded.

NEWB

All except for the southern part, you're right.

Hmm. I'm about to try some Japanese gum called 'BLACKBLACK.' It smells minty, rather than like licorice (anise.) Anyhoo, I bought it because of the Engrish on the wrapper.

Wish me luck!

oh my god this is the mintiest gum i have ever chewed its like i ate a whole box of altoids but i keep chewing faster and it keeps getting mintier oh i cant feel my soft palate oh my god

At 2/26/05 02:50 AM, Maus wrote: oh my god this is the mintiest gum i have ever chewed its like i ate a whole box of altoids but i keep chewing faster and it keeps getting mintier oh i cant feel my soft palate oh my god

If symptoms get worse or continue for extended hours, I suggest contacting a physician.

*feels like he's breaking a law due to being a N00b* What can I say, I live life on the wild side =\

At 2/26/05 12:53 AM, CaptBrick wrote: Do not argue with a fool, he will bring you down to his level and win with experience.

A witty quote proves nothing.

That was Voltaire. Now, should we have a proper argument, or do you want to trade humorous quotes?

I'm all for original content.

At 2/26/05 02:50 AM, Maus wrote: oh my god this is the mintiest gum i have ever chewed its like i ate a whole box of altoids but i keep chewing faster and it keeps getting mintier oh i cant feel my soft palate oh my god

Was that an orgasmic "oh my god" or a pleading "oh my god"? I hear bad candy can cause deep physical and emotional pain, as candy tasting "good" is one of the first memories of any child, and thus a core part of the psyche.

This is foreign candy, after all, and hence dangerous. Last thing you need is to read the ingredients and find out it was made of candied squid or something.

I have double IP posts per day, redskvnk has 4x his ppd. IP you are not on too much.

At 2/26/05 03:37 AM, TheShrike wrote: Now, should we have a proper argument, or do you want to trade humorous quotes?

I would prefer the proper argument, otherwise I would just be throwing Latin mottoes at you, for my quote arsenal is fairly small.

I wield the baseball bat of bannage!
It's noy often I lvl up so I thought I'd share it with you.

You may worship at will.

Hey Maus, you know that BJ's arn't even safe sex topic you made? Well it must have stuck with me because I had a dream about it last night that an ex of mine was doing it to me. She was shoving her pregnant belly in my face and I kept on telling her, "thats not mine you whore." So yeah... thanks alot Maus :-P

At 2/26/05 11:51 AM, Ted_Easton wrote: You may worship at will.

All hail the master of the baseball bat!

At 2/26/05 02:44 AM, Maus wrote: All except for the southern part, you're right.

Hmm... I was almost certain thet you were from the South. But then again, I'm not very good at U.S. geography, so what the hell.

Hmm. I'm about to try some Japanese gum called 'BLACKBLACK.' It smells minty, rather than like licorice (anise.) Anyhoo, I bought it because of the Engrish on the wrapper.

I encourage you to fulfill this exciting adventure, O great adventurer.

At 2/26/05 02:50 AM, Maus wrote: i cant feel my soft palate oh my god

I never can because mine was removed.

At 2/26/05 11:52 AM, jmaster306 wrote: "thats not mine you whore."

HA!
(no really that's what I said)

Befell, I have nothing but myself and that addictive vampire game to blame for you overtaking me. But as the russian in rocky 4 said "I must crush you." And this time I'm the good guy so the plot device is on my side.
I have no friends, no girlfriend, nowhere to go and nothing to do. My life is entirly empty and because of that things like ranks on web sites mean a lot to me.

Fuck you, rocky 4 was good. Hearts on fiiiiiiire, strong deeeeesire

At 2/26/05 11:52 AM, jmaster306 wrote: Well it must have stuck with me because I had a dream about it last night that an ex of mine was doing it to me.

You have an ex? You're like 19 though...

At 2/26/05 12:36 PM, justiceDAK wrote: You have an ex? You're like 19 though...

Ex-girlfriend, I presume.

At 2/26/05 12:36 PM, justiceDAK wrote:

At 2/26/05 11:52 AM, jmaster306 wrote: Well it must have stuck with me because I had a dream about it last night that an ex of mine was doing it to me.

You have an ex? You're like 19 though...

Ex-girlfriend not ex-wife, we were together for a year and a half but in the last two months of it to the present she turned into a complete bitch. Probably one of the reason why I refuse to speak to her anymore.

At 2/26/05 11:51 AM, Ted_Easton wrote: I wield the baseball bat of bannage!
It's noy often I lvl up so I thought I'd share it with you.

Took you long enough, old man.

*looks over, whimpers at seeing his baseball bat again*

I like the bat, but it's getting too popular. Especially now that Grace has it... Time to move on up :-)

At 2/26/05 09:43 AM, FUNKbrs wrote: This is foreign candy, after all, and hence dangerous. Last thing you need is to read the ingredients and find out it was made of candied squid or something.

Your right on that note, there is something else in that gum besides just mint and sugar....

A great chewing gum with a strong, minty flavor that's designed to give you a lift and wake you up, this popular gum is loaded with caffeine. Made famous all around the world by the Internet (and mentioned in Wired Magazine), this is a unique chewing gum, refreshing and full of energy that wakes you up -- and quickly, too, since caffeine in gum is absorbed 3 times faster than coffee. Jean-Claude van Dam did their commercials here in Japan. This is a delicious and flavorful gum with a real punch and super caffeine to keep you up and operating.

The ingredients in Black Black are: sugar, starch syrup, grape sugar, erisuritol, oolong tea extract, gingko extract, chrysanthemum flower extract, gum base, flavorings, coloring agents (cacao, gardenia), caffeine, niacinamide. Product contains gelatin.

Lotte Black Black Gum

I'm definitly going to have to order some this in the near future.

so that's what the fuck pocky is......

Also, is the world "dicktackles" safe for public use? I'm afraid of accidently giving someone blissfully ignorant of anime a mental image they can never take back. I just say "tentacles", and those in the know know what I'm talking about.

At 2/26/05 12:45 PM, jmaster306 wrote: Ex-girlfriend not ex-wife, we were together for a year and a half but in the last two months of it to the present she turned into a complete bitch. Probably one of the reason why I refuse to speak to her anymore.

Wait, let me get this straight, you got her pregnant and left her?

At 2/26/05 06:40 PM, justiceDAK wrote: Wait, let me get this straight, you got her pregnant and left her?

Oh yes, I have like 30 illegitamate children running all over the place. They keep asking me to pay child support but I just keep on running and getting more chicks pregnant. I'm a fucking stud! </sarcasm>

Help me help us get laid

At 2/26/05 06:48 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Help me help us get laid

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!