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At 2/3/05 12:08 AM, Maus wrote:

At 2/2/05 08:40 PM, Proteas wrote: On a different note, my Dad's test results came back today

I hope your dad gets better, dude. I'll be thinking about you guys. *hugs*

Thanks... I appreciate it. :-)

LOL, I just noticed that I'm like 6 B/P from teh Golden Poliec Bdage!

Congratulations.

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I think I've found something that may peek the interest of several regs on here...

The Raydiator, a Titanium "Tobacco" Pipe

At 2/3/05 01:38 AM, BeFell wrote: Ah, the b/per's equivilent to level 9.

Mmm. I'd say the level I'm at now is the lvl 9 equivalent. From here, it's only another 500 to the Elite Guard ranks. It's this first police badge where you're all like 'wtf?! 500?'

At 2/3/05 10:37 AM, Proteas wrote: The Raydiator, a Titanium "Tobacco" Pipe

I can't clicky, because I'm at work. :\

is it really metal? :o

haha. Those fools think I'm going to actually read a 20-40 slide online slideshow just to get off-campus housing? I flipped through it in 30 seconds, and aced the end questions. I somehow picked out one of the things that wasn't common sense (speed limit) in one of the slides...

... I'm that much closer to.. well.. "freedom" would be a stretch.. Let's just say.... multiple bowl hits within an hour without the fear of an RA knocking on the door?

TOBACCO BOWL HITS!! MUHAHAHAHAA...
...

At 2/3/05 10:43 AM, Maus wrote: is it really metal? :o

Titanium.

Too gimmicky >:(

At 2/3/05 10:49 AM, red_skunk wrote: Titanium.

Too gimmicky >:(

Eh. Not only that, metal starts to taste weird after awhile. I have to buy a new bat for my dugout about every six months. Heaven HELP you if an acquaintance puts anything else in there, because it will taste like that FOREVER.

It'd be a good conversation piece, maybe.

I likes my joints and spliffs too well.

*the word 'conversation' is my most frequent typo. i always type it 'converstaion' first. <Marge Simpson grumble>

"Titanium is hypoallergenic and will not induce any metallic tastes. If you have any bad reactions to other metals you won't with titanium.

Many metals because of their lower melt points (aluminum 1220°F, brass 1750°F, lead 621°F, copper 1981°F, tin 450°F, cadmium 610°F) and different alloy compositions can release harmful fumes when heated to the right temperature, in some cases this could be as low as 400°F -600°F."

Meh... they sold me on tech specs, but....
it's just so ugly.

At 2/3/05 10:43 AM, Maus wrote:

At 2/3/05 10:37 AM, Proteas wrote: The Raydiator, a Titanium "Tobacco" Pipe

I can't clicky, because I'm at work. :\

is it really metal? :o

Supposedly, yes. I've got an old issue of Rolling Stone here for a class assignment, and the product was right there on page 92...

*rifles through the October 2nd, 2003 issue*

Finally, a pipe your doctor couldlove. Fashioned from Space Age titanium, the Raydiator doesn't get hot like glass or metal, mean smoke goes down cool. "We needed to come up with something that would reduce heat," says Jim Steen, founder of More Design, "So that we can just get that medicine that everybody wants." In Canada, a number of MDs who counsel medical-marijuana users have given the pipe the official stamp of approval. Steen has sold 7,000 pipes since 1998, byt now he's thinking of getting out of the business. Of late, Attorney General John Ashcroft has been harshing the paraphernalia industry's buzz, going after head shops and pipe manufacturers. "It's not just people who are sick who need this," Steen says with a sigh. "Regular people need some stress relief that won't kill them."

At 2/3/05 11:19 AM, TheShrike wrote: Meh... they sold me on tech specs, but....
it's just so ugly.

The one they showed in RS looked pretty cool. But it had blue glass inserts on it, and a little cover for the section where you put your stuff in...

At 2/3/05 11:31 AM, Proteas wrote: The one they showed in RS looked pretty cool. But it had blue glass inserts on it, and a little cover for the section where you put your stuff in...

I think I'll jes stick to mah glassware, thnx.

Funny flash concerning various smoke methods. Maybe you've seen it, maybe not.

Smoke-A-Bowla

At 2/3/05 12:22 PM, TheShrike wrote: I think I'll jes stick to mah glassware, thnx.

AAAH! IT'S GETTING TOO HOT, CAPTAIN!

At 2/3/05 12:33 PM, red_skunk wrote: AAAH! IT'S GETTING TOO HOT, CAPTAIN!

I don't smoke enough to get glassware hot.

At 2/3/05 12:47 PM, TheShrike wrote: I don't smoke enough to get glassware hot.

tool :o

tool :o

addict :o

At 2/3/05 01:13 PM, TheShrike wrote: addict :o

Heresy.

"Well if it's good enough to get broke off a proper chunk,
I'll take a small piece of some of that funky stuff."

You people have wet dreams of the theft scene in half baked, don't you?

"...the Iraqi Red Crescent has announced that conservatively, 60% of the casualties in Fallujah, which are expected to be well over 2,000 people, are women, children, elderly and unarmed civilians."

At 2/3/05 04:16 PM, red_skunk wrote: "...the Iraqi Red Crescent has announced that conservatively, 60% of the casualties in Fallujah, which are expected to be well over 2,000 people, are women, children, elderly and unarmed civilians."

Well yeah, we need the soldiers alive so we can stack them.

At 2/3/05 10:59 AM, Maus wrote: Eh. Not only that, metal starts to taste weird after awhile. I have to buy a new bat for my dugout about every six months. Heaven HELP you if an acquaintance puts anything else in there, because it will taste like that FOREVER.

Yea. My friend also has a wood pipe, and he can't barely clean the thing anymore, and it makes the w33d taste so bad. The one thing I like about my glass pipe is that cleaning is easy, with me simply having to soak it in an alcohol-based solution for 15 minutes every 5-8 smokes or so. I also found I could clean the spot where all that grime builds up on the bottom of the bowl, by simply inserting a Q-tip through the carb and wiping the grime off, keeping your hits clean and fresh. And even though it's got a small bowl, the way the smoke flows through the curve of the pipe makes the hits better for some reason. But I might get another pipe some day.

Yea, the weather's been shitty for a few days, so phone lines and internet has been down. BTW, what's the name of JHMX's book? I might pick up a copy.

And on a final note, absolutely no one in high-school knows anything about dating, even more so the ones that try to be "playas". They usually get screwed the most when the shit hits the fan. Seriously, I got bored on the field trip today and spent 5 minutes talking to some chick that was a friend of this other girl that I talk to. The friend was over there flirting with another guy, and since she looked bored and kind of lonely, I hung out with her. I talked honestly and openly, payed attention to what she said and took her seriously, and I now she's interested in me, I can tell. All because I spent 5 minutes talking to her and taking her seriously. I don't try to be all macho about this shit, but being myself and relaxed, and treating them well, has gotten me more than trying to be "cool" ever did.

Us guys, we always go after the same few chicks, yet we always overlook the ones that are perfectly fine and are 100x more personable and down-to-earth. She's pretty cool, kind of quiet, and has a sense of humor that I can relate to. I'm considering going along with this, but there's another chick friend that's been going after me, and I don't want to make her feel bad either. But really, it made my day a little better to just give her some attention and to show that someone out there really cares about who she is. =)

IT'S FUCKING VIETNAM ALL OVER.

The tentative title to my piece in the alt. college rag. Thoughts?

I get so.. angry... when I check out the news... I hate... all... human life....

At least Evan Bayh voted no on Alberto Gonzales.

That helps him for 2008.

Lieberman deserves to be kicked out of the Democratic Party.

We're going to see a bloodletting.

THE POPE IS GOING TO KICK TEH BUCKET!!

Yknow, I always wanted to be the living leader of all christians.

*starts reading bible*

At 2/3/05 04:16 PM, red_skunk wrote: "...the Iraqi Red Crescent has announced that conservatively, 60% of the casualties in Fallujah, which are expected to be well over 2,000 people, are women, children, elderly and unarmed civilians."

What do you want us to say, red? This is what happens when you fight in an urban environment where you can't distinguish the enemy from the average civilian.

At 2/3/05 06:48 PM, JMHX wrote: At least Evan Bayh voted no on Alberto Gonzales.

That helps him for 2008.

Lieberman deserves to be kicked out of the Democratic Party.

We're going to see a bloodletting.

Yes, we're seeing less unity in a dominant republican party than we expected. This might be our only hope.

FUCK

I got bruises the size of hockey pucks on my knees.

</whine>

At 2/3/05 07:09 PM, mrpopenfresh wrote: FUCK

I got bruises the size of hockey pucks on my knees.

</whine>

That's what happens when you piss off a drunken lawn gnome, they headbut you in the kneecaps.

But seriously, what happened?

At 2/3/05 07:10 PM, Proteas wrote:
That's what happens when you piss off a drunken lawn gnome, they headbut you in the kneecaps.

But seriously, what happened?

Some pretty physical hockey. I went down to one of the most frequented outdoor rinks in my town yesterday night to play a bit of hockey. The weather was real smooth, so alot of people I knew where there, including a couple guys whom I haven't seen for ages. We start chatting, one thing leads to another and we start smoking a fat joint. Now if there's something I learned yesterday was that mixing weed and hockey is NOT good.

You'd think I wouldv'e gotten those bruises by bumping into people by accident and finding it hilarious, but it was actually a different story. The joint made my game very physical with lots of contact. After fooling around a while, we started some 3 on 3 on a small ice surface beside the rink. The guys on the opposing team were more than happpy to play contact, for a reason I only found out later. Turns out they had some padding going on while I only had a pair of skates, gloves and a stick. Push came to shove until finally I guy crosschecked me from behind hurling me violently onto my knees. I'm pretty used to playing with equipement, so falling on my knees just came naturally, and oh, was it ever a mistake. The full impact hurt like a bitch! I could hardly skate, or even sit comfortably, for the rest of the night.

And now, IT STILL FUCKIN HURTS!

All you people who bitch over the taste of your bowl=PUSSIES.

Seriously, what kind of whiny bitches are you guys? Weed, resin, ash, it's ALL THC! I LOVE weed, damnit, and I love how it tastes. I scrape my dugout with a piece of clothes hanger with a tiny eye-hook on the back of it, just small enough to fit in the bowl of my dugout pipe. That way I can slide the wire into the pipe, and pipe, wire, dugout, and dope all travel in one easy package.

Why is this relevant? I clean my bowl a little each time I smoke with the wire, by sliding it through the airway gobbing up all the resin, which sticks to the wire.

What do I do after that?

I use the wire for a toothpick so I can absorb the resin through my mouth.

When I was younger, I used to eat all the roaches from my joints and blunts. Once some bitch was fucking with me trying to burn me with her black and mild, so I put it out on my TOUNGUE. Hell, I ALWAYS put my joints out on my toungue.

Weed is delicious, damnit, and you fools need to recognize. If you don't like the taste of resin in your pipes, you're missing half the experience. Hell, smoking resin is one of the life's great joys! I don't know where I'd be today without a little ash-hash to squeek me through the dry spells (and not so dry spells).

BTW, seeds make a tasty snack.

FUNK, I'm all about the THC luff. Howsomeever, when I buy nice middies or some low end kind bud, I don't want to have it taste metallic. If it's schwag, I don't care.

I just saw a topic title with 'gay' in it, I'll go check that out. Shit, I have to make dinner first. :|

BBL.

OH, and my Gmail is acting all fucky. >:(

At 2/3/05 06:48 PM, JMHX wrote: At least Evan Bayh voted no on Alberto Gonzales.

Yay

That helps him for 2008.

*rollie eye*

Lieberman deserves to be kicked out of the Democratic Party.

*shrug*

At 2/3/05 06:54 PM, Proteas wrote: What do you want us to say, red?

Just reporting one of the facts that the so-called Liberal Media seems to have overlooked. Don't take it personal.

And by the way - most statistics put a ~60% number of civilian deaths as a result of coalition and Iraqi troops, for the whole war.

At 2/3/05 07:38 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: All you people who bitch over the taste of your bowl=PUSSIES.

I've yet to clean my current pipe, although I've had it for more than a year... Poor beast doesn't get a whole lot of use, actually.

I use the wire for a toothpick so I can absorb the resin through my mouth.

eh.

BTW, seeds make a tasty snack.

Eh. Salted?

At 2/3/05 07:22 PM, mrpopenfresh wrote: Some pretty physical hockey.

The good old days. Sheesh, how long has it been since I marked ice? It's been quite a damn long time........

Hockey was always a pretty brutal sport anyways. One wrong foot jerk, and whoops, there went his kneecap! Whoops, there went the part holding both sides of the nuts together! Whoops, there went your toe!

Sometimes I miss my country. Then I remember what the people can be like, and uncertainty sets in.