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At 12/25/04 10:36 PM, Banta_Claus wrote: Can I get some bacelet pic/thank you topic love now?

Butt off coarse!!!

Excuse me while I ponder another hit from the Dugout. My brother brought me some White Widow today, I am very pleased.

At 12/25/04 10:48 PM, -Gooie- wrote: 1) A Christmas Story

"every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings!"

Eat shit and die, you little brat. I've never watched the entire thing, but I always seem to be around for that putrid garbage. And just now, going to the bathroom, I had to hear the little bitch again. Have fun being a child actor, you'll be doing drugs and whoring yourself in no-time.

This morning my father had a scare and had to go to the emergency room. After hours of tests that proved more how enept the medical system is than anything else he came back undiagnosed and we opened our christmas presants after it had gotten dark out. And I got an ipod

At 12/25/04 10:59 PM, redskvnk wrote:

At 12/25/04 10:48 PM, -Gooie- wrote: 1) A Christmas Story

"every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings!"

No, dude, that's It's A Wonderful Life. He's saying A Christmas Story. "fuuuuuuuuuuudge... only I didn't say fudge!"

At 12/25/04 10:48 PM, -Gooie- wrote: I suggest, if you haven’t already, pick up a copy of America: The Book. If you love the Daily Show, you will love every page of this book. I haven’t found a page that I didn’t like… well… the naked justices… was… funny…

That page gave me nightmares for a week. The poster in the book is on the outside of my door in res.

Also, the real voting (not just making up shit) has begun.

Fuck Christmas. <3

From adbusters.

At 12/25/04 11:31 PM, LadyGrace wrote: No, dude, that's It's A Wonderful Life. He's saying A Christmas Story. "fuuuuuuuuuuudge... only I didn't say fudge!"

Oh. Well. That one sucks too.

...

err.

I received the new and final Dark Tower noverl today. Am i, maybe, the only guy who digs The Dark Tower series?

At 12/26/04 02:22 AM, Damien3003 wrote: I received the new and final Dark Tower noverl today. Am i, maybe, the only guy who digs The Dark Tower series?

I like them, I'm just having a hard time finding the newer ones in paperback. I'm a cheapass like that.

At 12/26/04 02:24 AM, Maus wrote:

At 12/26/04 02:22 AM, Damien3003 wrote: I received the new and final Dark Tower noverl today. Am i, maybe, the only guy who digs The Dark Tower series?

I like them, I'm just having a hard time finding the newer ones in paperback. I'm a cheapass like that.

eh...i dish out the thirty five to fourty dollars for a hardback everytime one comes out. There's not going to be any more, ever, after this one. :(

At 12/26/04 02:28 AM, Damien3003 wrote: eh...i dish out the thirty five to fourty dollars for a hardback everytime one comes out. There's not going to be any more, ever, after this one. :(

I know. :(

But I also am glad I am waiting, because I can buy all 4 (5?) that are left in one fell swoop and hibernate for a week.

I've read everything King has written, with the exception of his Straub collabs, and these last Dark Tower novels. I got to see him speak during his Insomnia book tour, that was rad. He is definitely a perennial fave of mine, along with Clive Barker.

At 12/26/04 02:36 AM, Maus wrote:

At 12/26/04 02:28 AM, Damien3003 wrote: eh...i dish out the thirty five to fourty dollars for a hardback everytime one comes out. There's not going to be any more, ever, after this one. :(

I know. :(
But I also am glad I am waiting, because I can buy all 4 (5?) that are left in one fell swoop and hibernate for a week.

Cheater. I had to do it the hard way, and wait up to a year and a half between every book. Well...i guess the first...three, i think...were out when i started.

I've read everything King has written, with the exception of his Straub collabs, and these last Dark Tower novels.

Haven't read the talisman? It's one of his best.

The conclusion of the dark tower is tying in a large number of king's previous novels...the regulators, and desperation..salem's lot, the stand, and several others.

It's like king planned on writing these books since he first started writing.

Ka. :)

I got to see him speak during his Insomnia book tour, that was rad.

God...i'd give testical, or a toe, or something, to see him speak.

At 12/26/04 02:47 AM, Damien3003 wrote: Haven't read the talisman? It's one of his best.

I keep hearing that, and I think I will give it another whirl. I didn't care for it the first time I tried it. Peter Straub's independant stuff didn't impress me. We shall see!

The conclusion of the dark tower is tying in a large number of king's previous novels...the regulators, and desperation..salem's lot, the stand, and several others.

Yeah, I started noticing it in the novels after I read the first three in the Tower series.

It's like king planned on writing these books since he first started writing.

I think he had a master plan, as well. It's like I told my mom, 'For years, he was poo-pooed for being a penny dreadful author, when in fact, he is creating a body of work to be taken as a whole.' She just smiled and nodded.

Ka. :)

Ka-tet, sai. :)

God...i'd give testical, or a toe, or something, to see him speak.

He's a very down to earth guy, and also funny! Seemed like a cool guy to have as a friend.

I'm going to bed, but I leave you with this picture that shows what the whole city looks like. Eveything is cased in ice, It's beautiful, yet treacherous. :o

I finished the last Tower novel months ago, bought the book right when it came off the rack. Very good stuff I thought, I really dug it. A good way for King to go out, and yeah, they highlighted all the books he's done that tie into the tower, and it's like, maybe half of the stuff he's written, but then when you consider that everything is a parallel universe branching from the main one, then EVERYTHING still fits into his little continuity that way then.

King? :/ great novelist I'm sure. What about Martin Luther King Jr? Anyone ever read the "Letter from Birmingham Jail"?

At 12/25/04 10:36 PM, Banta_Claus wrote: Can I get some bacelet pic/thank you topic love now?

I ask again; what is with these bracelets?

Hey! Miseltoe!!

At 12/26/04 03:01 AM, Maus wrote: I'm going to bed, but I leave you with this picture that shows what the whole city looks like. Eveything is cased in ice, It's beautiful, yet treacherous. :o

If I didn't know any better, I'd swear you stepped out my back door and took that picture.... o_0

I discovered the joy of trying to start a car that hasn't gone anywhere in a week yesterday. I spent a good hour or two thawing out my LTD, then getting my Dad to jump it off, then thawing it out some more.... all just to move it fifty feet. My car has been parked under four of the eight bradford pear trees we have, all of which have frozen over. My dad said "One good breeze, and all those limbs are coming down right on top of your car." So I had to move it.

At 12/26/04 06:53 AM, EnragedSephiroth wrote: King? :/ great novelist I'm sure. What about Martin Luther King Jr? Anyone ever read the "Letter from Birmingham Jail"?

I think we're talking about a different author by the name of "King." Though which King, I don't know.

Powdered Toast Man is THE GREATEST SUPERHERO OF ALL TIME SHIFT PLUS ONE!

I want that episode....I want it so badly......

At 12/25/04 12:53 PM, DrxFeelgood wrote: A Christmas Story.

My girlfriend's mother got the lamp for her son.

At 12/25/04 01:12 PM, aviewaskewed wrote: of all the movies they could play all day, that one is pretty overrated.

It's better than FX's attempt using Jingle All the Way with Arnold.

So there I was in the deli on Christmas Eve, an hour before showtime (you all knew I was playing Joseph in the pageant right?) and this woman comes up to me. She's obviously a Christmas person with her attire. So I wait on her and when I'm done I wish her a happy holidays.
She says, "NO! Merry Christmas."
I said, "I'm not allowed to be religiously or politically exclusive behind the counter."
"I don't buy into that whole PC thing. My daughter does but I think it's silly. So you should wish me a merry Christmas."
"I'm Buddhist"

ready for this?

She says, "It's still America."

WTF? I wanted to come out and hit her.

I ended up getting out twenty minutes late but thanks to not knowing the curtain call I had time to wrap my presents in my car. Still nothing sucks more than two angry coworkers on Christmas eve... except making your gf cry on Christmas morning. :'-(

She got me the Back to the Future trilogy. I like the movies but I asked for it so that my father could watch them and understand the intricaces of time travel because I couldn't get him to understand when I was doing my senior scholarship essay that a time travel prompt was a stupid idea.

At 12/26/04 10:15 AM, FatherVenom wrote: She says, "It's still America."

*head explodes*

At 12/25/04 10:56 PM, Maus wrote: Excuse me while I ponder another hit from the Dugout. My brother brought me some White Widow today, I am very pleased.

Damn, that thing looks a lot cooler from far away. I miss it now.... Too bad it will never EVER fit me. I had to cut down the design a couple of knots just to fit that small of a piece.

BTW, I got a bottle of Drakkar Noir for christmas, a black button up formal shirt, and a pair of jeans. I am teh indie/emo secks naow. Of course, I also got a pair of black granpa diabetic frankenstein clown shoes (I'm not diabetic, but my parents are. My mom works in medical billing, so she gets them really cheap). They retail between 150 and 200 USD, but they look God AWFUL. Extremely comfortable though. Too bad you can't tell the left shoe from the right shoe. I did get to stay drunk the whole weekend, though, so it wasn't all bad.

I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Where the city sleeps and I'm the only one and I walk alone

At 12/25/04 10:59 PM, redskvnk wrote: Eat shit and die, you little brat.

Wow, that was almost hostile. Didn't I say that I hated that movie?

At 12/25/04 11:47 PM, JusticeofSarcasm wrote: Also, the real voting (not just making up shit) has begun.

I like the lobiest pages, like the Christian Coalilition... ^_^

At 12/26/04 09:30 AM, Proteas wrote: Hey! Miseltoe!!

Thank Jebus I'm not the only person who does that

At 12/26/04 10:03 AM, EvilGovernmentAgents wrote: Powdered Toast Man is THE GREATEST SUPERHERO OF ALL TIME SHIFT PLUS ONE!

Personally, I like Beatle-Borgs, but whatever floats your lead pot.

At 12/26/04 12:22 PM, Proteas wrote:

like the director of the video, are you going to sleep with yourself, cut and cigar-poke yourself?

At 12/26/04 12:45 PM, -Gooie- wrote:

At 12/26/04 12:22 PM, Proteas wrote:

like the director of the video, are you going to sleep with yourself, cut and cigar-poke yourself?

Do what?!

At 12/26/04 12:22 PM, Proteas wrote: I walk this empty street, on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Where the city sleeps and I'm the only one and I walk alone

Haha! I though I was the only one to get a screenshot of that last night. My extreme boredom led to a sig banner (another crappy one by me, wa-hay!) I got the idea from Enoll, one of the General posters, but I think his may actually be from the General Forum. o_O

At 12/26/04 11:10 AM, -Michael- wrote:

At 12/26/04 10:42 AM, Proteas wrote:

At 12/26/04 10:15 AM, FatherVenom wrote: She says, "It's still America."

*head explodes*

I can't understand him either. He speaks like a computer on steroids.

What was hard about that? She meant that it's un-American to be one of three things: politically correct, anti-Christmas spirit, or Buddhist. The second two are far more likely and far more disturbing.

At 12/26/04 12:45 PM, -Gooie- wrote: like the director of the video, are you going to sleep with yourself, cut and cigar-poke yourself?

That director sucks so bad. My god, I mean, you think Green Day would learn their lesson after American Idiot. That video is such a faliure.

At 12/26/04 04:19 PM, LadyGrace wrote: That director sucks so bad.

Eh, he has an "interesting" view of life...

I miss the old Green Day videos.

I think I forgot to take my medication this morning... but was I wrong for saying what I did?

At 12/26/04 12:15 AM, aingery_faic wrote: Fuck Christmas. <3

i'm luv'n it ..oh wait, i missed it! ..yarr, who need(ed) it>

At 12/26/04 04:52 PM, -Gooie- wrote: Eh, he has an "interesting" view of life...

I miss the old Green Day videos.

Meh, I think he sucks. He's like "this video is going to be so prophetic!!!" I sit there and I'm like *yawn* another performance video. IMO, "When I Come Around" was Green Day's best video.