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Just buy a pop-up blocker.

Or buy a Mac.

I say buy a Mac.

Oh, and I'd like to say I'm glad your back, Judge! It's been so long since I opened up the politics forum to see every thread responded to by JMHX. ;]

At 7/11/03 09:49 PM, TheShrike wrote: Just buy a pop-up blocker.

Or buy a Mac.

I say buy a Mac.

Oh, and I'd like to say I'm glad your back, Judge! It's been so long since I opened up the politics forum to see every thread responded to by JMHX. ;]

The fires are burning bright once again!

Man, ng is soooooooooo slow these days. Made acouple of double posts because of all of these errors im getting today. At somer point, say about 4-5 pm absolutely every page I opened was an error page. Man that pissed me off. Now I remember why I stopped visiting newgrounds for a while back then.

At 7/11/03 10:53 PM, mrpopenfresh wrote: Man, ng is soooooooooo slow these days. Made acouple of double posts because of all of these errors im getting today. At somer point, say about 4-5 pm absolutely every page I opened was an error page. Man that pissed me off. Now I remember why I stopped visiting newgrounds for a while back then.

It brings back memories of when I used to play Utopia before they got multiple servers. It used to be so painfully slow...but it's allowed me to gain a complete monopoly on the front page.

At 7/12/03 12:23 AM, JudgeMeHarshX wrote:

It brings back memories of when I used to play Utopia before they got multiple servers. It used to be so painfully slow...but it's allowed me to gain a complete monopoly on the front page.

There's a fun screenshot I'm sure.

At 7/12/03 02:46 AM, aviewaskewed wrote:

At 7/12/03 12:23 AM, JudgeMeHarshX wrote:

It brings back memories of when I used to play Utopia before they got multiple servers. It used to be so painfully slow...but it's allowed me to gain a complete monopoly on the front page.

There's a fun screenshot I'm sure.

I need to fire up the guns so I can cover the entire front page in JudgeMeHarshX signatures. Preacher J did that once in the wee small hours of the morning, and I used to do it back in my prime. It's time for a comeback.

No errors today, Judge. Sorry to spoil your nefarious plans.

At 7/11/03 05:27 PM, JudgeMeHarshX wrote: What do you think about this guy who breached security and got onto Bush's plane and all the way into his hotel with no identification or anything like that? A Secret Service embarassment.

Man, even his Secret Service want him to get assassinated...

You would think an intelligent government would at least let all this happen and then make sure we never found out about it.

At 7/11/03 10:07 AM, Ted_Easton wrote: If we manage to get that, there's plenty more before we get to the cash prize.

Apparently, only three people have figured out the answer.

At 7/12/03 08:24 AM, Ted_Easton wrote: No errors today, Judge. Sorry to spoil your nefarious plans.

hrmmm...you're just on too early Ted...I've been getting plenty of fun errors since I got on about an hour ago.

Yeah, now I'm getting lots. Oh well- back to sleep.

At 7/12/03 03:12 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: Yeah, now I'm getting lots. Oh well- back to sleep.

hehe, wish I could do that...me I'm just headed off to work in a few...so hopefully the errors will die down by the time I get back.

The errors have actually helped me a bit today! The portal has bottlenecked all the entries so I can check every now and then and there is like 5-10. I only need about 25 more till I get my first elite badge.

....thread boring....goat jokes overdone....need new ideas....

Listen to my new audio portal submission, GRINDrip in the Heavey Metal section.

"Yo momma so fat she can shoplift at Chrystler"

At 7/12/03 06:32 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: ....thread boring....goat jokes overdone....need new ideas....

<Shameless plug alert>

Head on over to Shmooble, where theres always exciting threads and new ideas,recent thread submission "psychedelic life".Check it out funk.Add your tales...

Listen to my new audio portal submission, GRINDrip in the Heavey Metal section.

Way ahead of you...FIVEN!!! FIVEN!!!

"Yo momma so fat she can shoplift at Chrystler"

"Yo Momma so old she farts dust,and pisses ashes"

At 7/12/03 06:58 PM, BaKsHi wrote: Will the real Snooble please stand up?

Plus, your supposed to be giving bets.

Puts 3 quadratrillion bucks in hand. Roll?

Huh? Did i miss something?

Hey BaKsHi, if I bet I WILL get an error message, will I win? If so, you own me 1 quadrillion bucks brotha!!

More jokes:
Your mommas teeth are so yellow she spits butter!

I refuse to see my thread abused like this with bad jokes!

So a man walks into a bar... And He says "OUCH!"

Oops. Sorry, Judge

"So this guy says:
-Hey, I was good at making jokes once!...
...
..
..
..
..NOT!!!!"

Now, that's comedy lads.

HAHAHAHAH</sarcasm>

At 7/12/03 06:43 PM, nitroxide wrote:

Head on over to Shmooble, where theres always exciting threads and new ideas,recent thread submission "psychedelic life".Check it out funk.Add your tales...

I've been meaning to go there...since I like you DAG people on a personal level...even if I don't always agree with you ;)

I find it funny.

"Schmooble", obviously based on snooble. Come on, you know you love us.

At 7/13/03 01:31 AM, Commander-K25 wrote: I find it funny.

"Schmooble", obviously based on snooble. Come on, you know you love us.

I think so...but it's sort of a secret crush type thing...like they love us, but they just aren't sure it's gonna work, they fear rejection, that they'll wine and dine us, and we'll leave them...when we just want to be loved too!

At 7/13/03 01:45 AM, aviewaskewed wrote:

At 7/13/03 01:31 AM, Commander-K25 wrote:

I think so...but it's sort of a secret crush type thing...like they love us, but they just aren't sure it's gonna work, they fear rejection, that they'll wine and dine us, and we'll leave them...when we just want to be loved too!

Lets hold hands and sing happy songs! We can share, and by presents for one another. Arent we special (insert "bucktooth face")

At 7/13/03 02:27 AM, BWS wrote:

Lets hold hands and sing happy songs! We can share, and by presents for one another. Arent we special (insert "bucktooth face")

*holds everyone's hand* Kumbaiya my lord! Kumbaiya! Oh lord Kumbaiya...wait a minute...I hate that fucking song! *breaks guitar*

You forgot goatse~1 buck a pop.

At 7/13/03 07:23 PM, TheShrike wrote: You forgot goatse~1 buck a pop.

Blarg! I'm sick of goatse! Is that all you people ever serve around here?

At 7/13/03 10:37 PM, aviewaskewed wrote: Blarg! I'm sick of goatse! Is that all you people ever serve around here?

We also serve tubgirl for $2.99