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My favorite exchange thus far:

At 12/18/04 10:39 AM, -Michael- wrote:

* The bible didn't say Jesus was a man.

Yes.It did

Don't bring the bible into this.

And the other guy didn't even see it. What idiots. I'm still wating for a well thought out, non religious response to all this. Criminy, that thread brought out the homophobes in full force. :o

At 12/18/04 09:54 AM, -Michael- wrote: HELLO.

OMG! I r luffing the Daggy goodness.

I haven't been here for a long time, but what the hell happened to BCC?

One common theme in the n00b trap is that humankind will cease to exist. Isn't that exactly what Paul was after? He promoted celibacy for that very reason.

JUST AN IDEA FOR SOMEONE TO USE.

I have no idea what happened to BCC, have you tried emailing him?

Bum realized how pathetic it was to be spending so much time on the internet. I think he's probably.. well.. posting on another board? :S

At 12/18/04 12:29 PM, Maus wrote:

At 12/18/04 10:39 AM, -Michael- wrote:

* The bible didn't say Jesus was a man.

Yes.It did

Don't bring the bible into this.

That thread, is the funniest thing since sliced bread.

At 12/18/04 05:07 AM, BeFell wrote: OMG I R TEH 1337!!!1!!@121!W111!2w1!

Sweet! Congrats, you damn mormon. =]
(p.s. I still have a higher voting power than you...)

At 12/18/04 12:38 AM, redskvnk wrote: The best I could do at midnight. Anyone up for making a general thread once the 'evil santa' visits a few more households? Might be fun ;-)

Is that a thumb tack on the bracelet?

Funk's going to beat you up for saying that.

At 12/18/04 10:58 AM, -Michael- wrote: Everybody look @ General we have a brand new n00b trap.

FUNKbrs, NotYouZ and some others have allready participated in it.

I'm going to act more against it in the thread to lure the zealots and make them think they're attacking a group of people who hate heterosexualism.

LOL, this is such a joke.

OMG... you mean, gay is not better?
*eyes roll over*
You are such a joker, thilly goothe!

At 12/18/04 03:57 PM, TheShrike wrote:
Is that a thumb tack on the bracelet?

No, it's a push-pin. A PUSH PIN OF EVIL, USED FOR THE BULLETIN BOARDS OF HELL!!!! OF HELL!!!!!!!!!111!!!

At 12/18/04 06:04 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: No, it's a push-pin. A PUSH PIN OF EVIL, USED FOR THE BULLETIN BOARDS OF HELL!!!! OF HELL!!!!!!!!!111!!!

Ok, so it's a thumb-tack. Thanks for the clarification. =]

It looks cool, though.

At 12/18/04 06:06 PM, TheShrike wrote: Ok, so it's a thumb-tack. Thanks for the clarification. =]

It looks cool, though.

It's too late now. You've insulted my greatness. I'm afraid you're going to have to touch me in my naughty place to make things better.

Dude, didn't you hear? Thumb tacks are all the craze these days.

Geez, looks like someones needs a MAKE-OVEEEER!!

*runs off to get a platinum visa cards and 2 mocha latte frappucinos*

At 12/18/04 06:12 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: It's too late now. You've insulted my greatness. I'm afraid you're going to have to touch me in my naughty place to make things better.

But I don't want to be contaminated!! >=[

Isn't My Naughty Place a goth bar downtown?

Can I have a thumb tack bracelet, too?

I have a thumb tack through my navel.

At 12/18/04 06:19 PM, CountPoopoo wrote: I have a thumb tack through my navel.

Interesting....

I have one through my penis. Actually, I once tried to see how many thumb tacks I could tack onto my p3n0r. Went up to 33, then I lost count because of the coma induced by my severe loss of blood.

At 12/18/04 06:26 PM, mrpopenfresh wrote: I have one through my penis. Actually, I once tried to see how many thumb tacks I could tack onto my p3n0r. Went up to 33, then I lost count because of the coma induced by my severe loss of blood.

Is your name Albert Fish? Do you eat little girls?

... It's not a thumb tack.

At 12/18/04 06:37 PM, redskvnk wrote: ... It's not a thumb tack.

IS

At 12/18/04 06:29 PM, Maus wrote:
Is your name Albert Fish? Do you eat little girls?

Hah! I was actually thinking about him while typing that shit up. And little girls? Depends what age.

Oh yeah, and these people who come onto newgrounds and start talking french are really getting on my nerves. They type like little bitches and are making me ashamed of being a quebecer.

At 12/18/04 07:06 PM, mrpopenfresh wrote: Oh yeah, and these people who come onto newgrounds and start talking french are really getting on my nerves. They type like little bitches and are making me ashamed of being a quebecer.

DE KECÉ?

what people

At 12/18/04 07:10 PM, aingery_faic wrote:
DE KECÉ?

Ergard laut qui parle tout slang comme un vrai buchron. Messemble que tu vien dmontréal, pas dlabitibi!

what people

Well specifically some little 13 yewar old in general with his thread "je parle français." But this extends to most of the french club as well.

At 12/18/04 07:06 PM, mrpopenfresh wrote: quebecer.

Quebecer - (b+c) =Queeer

LOL, strippers having to wear ID tags. http://www.cbc.ca/story/world/national/2004/12/17/texas-041217.html

Im sooo tired.

At 12/18/04 07:28 PM, mrpopenfresh wrote:

At 12/18/04 07:10 PM, aingery_faic wrote:
DE KECÉ?

Ergard laut qui parle tout slang comme un vrai buchron. Messemble que tu vien dmontréal, pas dlabitibi!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! For some reason that made me really laugh. French canadians have crazy accents. French is my first language, but I dont feel like I should try to impose it on the boards.

At 12/17/04 08:37 AM, Proteas wrote: Black... with chrome hardware. Now that is cool my friend. I'd hate for you to look a gift horse in the mouth, but do you know what model of Les Paul it is?

'94 Les Paul Studio.

Let's see. I smoked a bowl Friday Morning and came to school stoned. Stayed till classes let out at 11:30, and then chilled until we went to Dan's uncle's house, where I had another bowl. The shit was pretty good, so they had us lay in the back of the pick-up on the way to the mall, since we couldn't feel the cold.

Got to the mall, ate, (a few chicks were checking me out and shit, but I was too stoned to try anything), and met up with the girl that was leaving the country Saturday, and said my goodbyes, then went back to the uncle's house. We had a few cases of Bud Light, Morgan's rum (everyone's) and Absolute Vodka (mine), but I didn't drink yet. Me and Jeremy were tired, so we left to go to the dude's house . We stopped by one of his friend's apartments (Keith) to meet him, but it turns out Keith had just gotten dumped by his fiance less than 30 minutes ago, and with all the alcohol he'd been drinking, he was definitely in bad shape. He completely trashed his apartment, and me and Jeremy stayed there to make sure he didn't hurt himself or anyone else until he fell asleep. I also had another bowl of weed while I was there, as taking care of a drunk and violent man had shaken me up a bit.

Finally, we went to Jeremy's house with my vodka and sat out in front of his house doing shots. After about 5-6 shots, we were pretty tipsy and shit and talked about an hour and a half. Even though we were kinda drunk, we really got to know each other better and had one of those male-bonding sessions.

Woke up this morning slightly sick, but at lunch time, me, Jeremy, Dan and Rob drove down to the coast. We basically just smoked some weed in Jeremy's car on the highway while listening to hip-hop, Rob Zombie and classic rock. We chilled at the Gulfport mall, smoked some more weed on the way back, and came to Dan's uncle's house again. Since I wasn't supposed to be back for a while, I had a Miller Lite, two shots of vodka, and about half a cup of rum. I was tipsy as fuck until about an hour ago. They dropped me off, chilled for an hour, had some dinner, and now Jeremy and Dan are probably back at the uncle's house getting drunk as fuck (Rob's a freshman, he had to go home).

That, and the girl I'm talking to should get back from the relatives on Christmas Eve, so I plan to set something up with her two days after Christmas Day.

Not bad for only two days into the holidays, eh? BTW, the bracelet kicks ass. The long laces wil let the length adjust as my wrist gets thicker (webcam not working right now).

Wow, what happened to 'recreational?' O_o

Duder, sloooooowwwwww dooowwwwwwn. You are hurtling towards the Burn Patient wing at warp speeds.

At 12/18/04 10:33 PM, Maus wrote: Wow, what happened to 'recreational?' O_o

All of that was done in a group. Meaning we all drank, we all smoked, etc.

Duder, sloooooowwwwww dooowwwwwwn. You are hurtling towards the Burn Patient wing at warp speeds.

Don't worry, this is actually the first time in weeks I've drank, and I won't see them for almost a week, so I won't be doing anything until the end of the holidays.

At 12/18/04 07:28 PM, mrpopenfresh wrote: Ergard laut qui parle tout slang comme un vrai buchron. Messemble que tu vien dmontréal, pas dlabitibi!

Ma mère vient de victoriaville </poutine>

Well specifically some little 13 yewar old in general with his thread "je parle français." But this extends to most of the french club as well.

ah.

*e-defecates all over General*

I only head on over to General to post more aingery faises. >:(

At 12/18/04 10:39 PM, -Wraith- wrote: All of that was done in a group. Meaning we all drank, we all smoked, etc.

Yeah, but my point was recreation = fun time. How well did you pay attention in school? I can't smoke before work, because I start concentrating on stupid details and lose myself, ignoring the larger task at hand.

I CAN'T HELP WORRYING! I'M YOUR NET MOTHER! *sob*

Plus I'm totally jealous, since I've been out for days. >:|