Newgrounds.com — Everything, By Everyone.

At 7/10/03 01:12 AM, JudgeMeHarshX wrote: Boys and girls, I'm only around 18 days from getting to Level 12. woot.

Hey judge dont you mean 11?

Um...11...that's what I said...

::runs away::

At 7/10/03 01:59 AM, JudgeMeHarshX wrote: You know, I've become a local celebrity around here.I've actually started getting requests to review flash files before they're submitted, or to become a mod of someone's board because of my history with Newgrounds. Just strange, that's all.

...Ohhh...yeaahh... all the time....

*signs autograph*

Thats nothing new for me...

*shakes off groupies clinging to leg*

I just live in a sad city.

At 7/10/03 02:06 AM, JudgeMeHarshX wrote: Um...11...that's what I said...

runs away::

hehehe...

GET BACK HERE!!!

Or at least leave the goat....

Oh ya! Well, um, Ill get my first elite badge soon!

Damn, I wont get to a high level for quite some time:( oh well.

Man, I've been stuck on Lieutenant for months now. Of course I haven't been blamming anything, so I guess it all works together.

At 7/10/03 01:59 AM, JudgeMeHarshX wrote: You know, I've become a local celebrity around here.

Hey, me too. In fact, I get offered money for...wait a second. Nevermind. That's got nothing to do with Newgrounds.

Uh....so, I'm eating a slice of provalone right now. Have a slice of gouda waiting for me.

yeah.

At 7/10/03 04:00 AM, House_Of_Leaves wrote:

At 7/10/03 01:59 AM, JudgeMeHarshX wrote: You know, I've become a local celebrity around here.

Hey, me too. In fact, I get offered money for...wait a second. Nevermind. That's got nothing to do with Newgrounds.

Uh....so, I'm eating a slice of provalone right now. Have a slice of gouda waiting for me.

yeah.

I'm eating two slices of toast with home made butter. I had nothing to do today what with all the torrential rain coming down here, so I used the cream in the fridge. It's pretty good stuff, but I always end up feeling incredibly fat at the end of the day after making three bricks of butter. You know?

At 7/10/03 04:18 AM, JudgeMeHarshX wrote: I'm eating two slices of toast with home made butter. I had nothing to do today what with all the torrential rain coming down here, so I used the cream in the fridge. It's pretty good stuff, but I always end up feeling incredibly fat at the end of the day after making three bricks of butter. You know?

You know what? You shouldn't feel fat!

Actually, I'll share a bit of myself here. I'm on the Atkins diet. I just started it, after seeing the results of a couple of my friends, and it's all about cutting sugars but not the fat or the protein. I don't eat much at all as it is, but after cutting out the sweet stuff, and the carbs?

I'm not kidding, I lost 12 pounds since July 3rd. And that was even after having a Coke and two beers that night at that biker bar. LOL

Don't worry about eating the butter unless you've got a big intake of carbs. The bread will hurt you more, which is the weird thing. I dunno how it works scientifically? But I know the basic thing is...

The first thing your body burns for energy is sugar/carbs. If there's no sugar/carbs to burn, it burns fat instead. SO WEIRD that you can eat all the proteins you want, and not gain weight. And I don't mean like...gorge? But enough to feel satisfied. It's just odd. But I love it. It's made me get all creative with seafood and eggs. Not together, though.

</babble>

At 7/9/03 08:50 PM, mrpopenfresh wrote: Besides, goats make milk wich in turn is the key ingredient for milk.

I really had no idea that milk was the key ingredient in milk! How do they get it in there? ;)

And would you believe I don't know anyone outside of Newgrounds who uses Newgrounds?
I mean that everyone I know who uses NG is in NG, not in real life. But you are in real life, only yours, not mine. Blarg! You know exactly what I mean.

one of the guys i work with cut the tip of his right middle finger off today. well not totally. it was hanging on by a thin strand of skin. he could flip it up and down kinda like a zippo lighter.

*shudders* That's terrible. How'd it happen?

Caught it!

Congrats FUNK, you're up today! July 10th, 2003.

MikeHrt cut his knuckles off once cutting up a box. He got stitches or something... but what he really has are lots of kewel SCARS! It looks like Igor sewed bass playing fingers on him....

Damn it. I knew I forgot something.

At 7/10/03 10:28 AM, Ted_Easton wrote: *shudders* That's terrible. How'd it happen?

i work in a plant that builds parts for machines that are used to mass produce boxes for various businesses like pizza hut, and snapple. in the later stages of the development of these machine parts we use various tools to bend long sharp rigid strips of metal into designs that are mounted to a part that is placed in a press. the press then runs long strips of cardboard on a conveyer belt through the press. the press cuts out the boxes etc. etc. etc.......... anyways one of the guys i work with was holding one of the long sharp metal strips the wrong way while he was bending it and it slipped out of his hand and basicly cut the tip of his finger off. hes really luckey because even if you just brush up against one of those metal strips the wrong way it will cut you wide open. the gloves we wear only provide minimal protection.if you are careless while handleing the strips they will cut right through the gloves into your flesh. hes ok though. i took him to the hospital and the doctor got him all patched up.

At 7/10/03 10:47 AM, Ted_Easton wrote: Damn it. I knew I forgot something.

OMG! I'm a STAR! \/\/00+ \/\/00+! I win! I win! YAY!

You like me, you really like me!

Have you guys listened to Cantaloupe Island? That shit is the mad notes. However, Trance metal type stuff is what I'm working on right now.....

ALL HAIL THE DOMINION!
LIBERATE THE CHEESE!

At 7/10/03 10:45 AM, FUNKbrs wrote: MikeHrt cut his knuckles off once cutting up a box. He got stitches or something... but what he really has are lots of kewel SCARS! It looks like Igor sewed bass playing fingers on him....

wow thats pretty cool man. i know a guy who cut his own hand off with a circular saw at work on purpose. hes got a big thick scar all the way around his wrist. his hand doesnt really work. it just kinda hangs there. his hand is frozen into a claw like position. the two coolest things about this guy are: #1 he looks exactly like stephen king.
#2 he wears crazy ass outfits everywhere he goes. for instance: once he went to the mall wearing a suit of real armor complete with chainmail, a steel helmet, big sturdy midevil style leather boots, and a big ass braveheart sword replica. that didnt go over very well with securtiy though. the guy doesnt wear any regular t-shirt and jeans type outfits at all anymore. whenever my friends and i see him he ll be dressed up like a pirate, or a viking, or a barbarian or something, and all his outfits are totally authentic looking. hes totally out of his mind, and im not baseing this on the fact that he cut his own hand off or the outfits he wears. i dont get to hang out with him very much because hes usually not there when my friend and i go to see him. its a shame really cause we always have a blast when we hang out with him.

At 7/10/03 10:47 AM, Ted_Easton wrote: Damn it. I knew I forgot something.

Where is Funk featured?

At 7/10/03 12:27 PM, nitroxide wrote:

At 7/10/03 10:47 AM, Ted_Easton wrote: Damn it. I knew I forgot something.

Where is Funk featured?

in the audio portal

Mr_Plad, you should report that to the people in charge of national safety in the workplace. I'm in Canada, so I don't know the name, but that sounds very unsafe to me. You couldn't be punished for it (it's your right to have a safe workplace), and you'd be safer.

Sorry I'm not too active right now, guys. I'm still watching movies and reading the BBS, so I'm not really gone... just not active.

Congrats on the audio portal, FUNK.

On another note, I ordered a baseball bat not too long ago, and it should be here soon.

*test swings with a big stick*

God DAG...I mean Damn....

I LOVE THAT SONG!!!

We all have to liberate the cheese...

Thanks for your vote, nitroxide! You voted 5 for Liberate the Cheese (beta), raising its score from 3.33 to 3.75.

I was the one who raised it to 3.33!

At 7/10/03 01:06 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: I was the one who raised it to 3.33!

I see... your alone today....

No Goats today?Theres usually a herd in front of you...or behind you...or in front of you....or wherever you feel the goatse need...for the day.

Did the funk take your goats again...?

At 7/10/03 12:47 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: Mr_Plad, you should report that to the people in charge of national safety in the workplace. I'm in Canada, so I don't know the name, but that sounds very unsafe to me. You couldn't be punished for it (it's your right to have a safe workplace), and you'd be safer.

we are up to safety guidelines. o.s.h.a. inspects us regularly. my co worker wasnt being very careful with the metal strips while he was bending them. its similar to what might happen in a factory where swords were manufactured if someone tried to sharpen a sword while holding it by the blade.

Hey Ted, you're a mod so I'll ask you:

Are there any plans whatsoever to increase the functionality of the BBS? I think we could use some EDIT and DELETE buttons for our posts. Now I know such features wouldn't likely be used by people who's entire posts consist of something like "OGM BSUH!"- but I think they would be really useful for those of us who want to correct stupid mistakes or delete posts and threads that we later decide were dumb.

It's been widely discussed about having an edit or delete button, but it's been decided that it would be misused far too much. Users editing posts and claiming they never said anything offensive.

If you do have a post that you would like deleted, tell me here, and I'll be glad to take care of it.

----

And yes, FUNK did take my goats. He said I wasn't sharing with him, so he took them all and pushed me down. He's mean.