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At 12/12/04 04:03 AM, BeFell wrote: I found out that my copy of AH arrived yesterday but my girlfriend isn't going to give it to me until Christmas.=(

I think she's holding it hostage to ensure that I do indeed buy the ring.

Damn, you pussy! show da bitch who's da man yo and tell the ho to give you yo shit o else you gonna trash the moddafokking biatch yo.

Seriously, if she has this much control over you, I would wait a little longer till I'd buy a ring :-p.

Nah, just kidding.

At 12/11/04 10:09 PM, Empanado wrote: I was obviously referring to the fact that they'd use their amazing Palestinian Ninja infiltration abilities of DOOM

Wait a second. The only NINJAs who can be PIRATES are the SPACE PIRATES guarding Ridley's room in Super Metroid.

They don't look like Plaestinians.

to sneak into a boat in, um.... Canada.

Who do you think the figures on the left represent?

Uh... aaand?

It is cold, and we have no blankets.

a) We don't have any link with Bolivia. Those hundreds of kilometers of frontier with them, well, they don't exist.

*Cough*Guerra del Pacifico*cough*

Hell, we don't even have an embassy there

Because these damn Bolivians are too much like the French and can't forget what happened over a century ago.

b) Don't you mock the heroic batallion of the 4th Division of Infantry/ Professional Entertainment Dancers, you hippie!

Hippie? I may be the weirdo, but I don't go around in World of Warcraft being a sterotypical Night Elf female! My character is a male troll, giving strip teases!

And killing Night Elves in Ashenvale, of course.

They were fighting for your freedom!

My mom's freedom.

Wait. That war had nothing to do with the Interior of Bolivia.

Oh well.

Uh, I meant, mine. Of course.

I've got nothing against South America. In fact, I'm working out the plans to make SA a atomic waste dump by 2019, and transporting all the attractive females for mandatory service in Hawaii. Hee hee!

What Befell is experiencing right now is a word wich, if separated into two, would make two distinct sunds:

*MIAOW*

*CRACK*

Alright, I'm not quite sure how to describe the sound of a whip.

At 12/12/04 11:35 AM, mrpopenfresh wrote: Alright, I'm not quite sure how to describe the sound of a whip.

*wokCHA!*

Seph, what songs did they perform? I'll have to find out if Ana Matronic is preggo or not, but she always looks 'bulky.' She's highly muscular, rawr.

At 12/12/04 11:35 AM, mrpopenfresh wrote: Alright, I'm not quite sure how to describe the sound of a whip.

Licoreish whip.

At 12/12/04 04:03 AM, BeFell wrote: I found out that my copy of AH arrived yesterday but my girlfriend isn't going to give it to me until Christmas.=(

When she isn't looking, conk her over the head with a with a 3 day old red herring. Then grab your game and run for it.

(she'll be to busy wondering why you smacked her with a fish to be pissed about the game)

I think she's holding it hostage to ensure that I do indeed buy the ring.

That's not even a fair trade. A ring that costs gobs of money for a game you paid $30 for. Then again, you could go the cheap route like my cousin did. He's an engineer and made the rings he and his wife wear from titanium.

Anybody see Headbanger's Ball last night?

She paid for the game, it's my Christmas gift.

Titanium rings fall inbetween gold and platinum as far as price goes. I haven't heard of a titanium women's ring though. Very inventive and it probably made her all swoony because he made it just for for her, hmm...

At 12/12/04 03:22 PM, BeFell wrote: She paid for the game, it's my Christmas gift.

Titanium rings fall inbetween gold and platinum as far as price goes. I haven't heard of a titanium women's ring though. Very inventive and it probably made her all swoony because he made it just for for her, hmm...

A titanium ring is pretty bad ass. I always thought it would be cool to have a silver band as an engagement ring and a gold one for when I get married. I dunno... chicks are always after the diamond. But I'm easy to please. :P

At 12/12/04 03:27 PM, LadyGrace wrote: A titanium ring is pretty bad ass. I always thought it would be cool to have a silver band as an engagement ring and a gold one for when I get married. I dunno... chicks are always after the diamond. But I'm easy to please. :P

So is she and it's annoying. I want to get her the big damn diamond but she won't give me hints at anything with more than a 1/4 carrot.

At 12/12/04 03:32 PM, BeFell wrote: So is she and it's annoying. I want to get her the big damn diamond but she won't give me hints at anything with more than a 1/4 carrot.

Jesus, how much money do you make? o_O

At 12/12/04 03:32 PM, BeFell wrote:
So is she and it's annoying. I want to get her the big damn diamond but she won't give me hints at anything with more than a 1/4 carrot.

I recall 3 years ago, I had to play a Puerto Rican pimp who had a thing for diamonds and women with kinky pubic hair.

For the part, I had to wear diamond rings on all my fingers. Of course it's not economical to get diamond rings for the part and too risky to borrow rings from other people, and so I had to buy LOTS of glass diamond rings on the net...

Hint. Hint...

I remember my biology teacher's wife, my counsler, back in high school. She told me, if I kept it a secret at school, that her huge diamond ring was all fake, and the puny size real one was at her home. It was huge, I remember lots of other teachers envied her.

Huh... women complain men obsess on penis size. Men complain women obsess on diamond size... Irony...

At 12/12/04 03:45 PM, LadyGrace wrote: Jesus, how much money do you make? o_O

Not much but my parents are paying for my living expenses so I can save a lot.

Oh shit after I marry her that stops happening....

At 12/12/04 03:47 PM, BeFell wrote: Not much but my parents are paying for my living expenses so I can save a lot.

Oh shit after I marry her that stops happening....

Hahaha, that's how it always is. "Baby, I'll buy you anything!" *after the marriage* "Fuck you!"

At 12/12/04 03:22 PM, BeFell wrote: She paid for the game, it's my Christmas gift.

Titanium rings fall inbetween gold and platinum as far as price goes. I haven't heard of a titanium women's ring though.

I didn't know rings were different for men and women. But I will agree with you, they aren't cheap to buy. Maybe just it's cheaper to buy the raw materials... which would certainly explain why he made those rings himself as apposed to buying them.

Very inventive and it probably made her all swoony because he made it just for for her, hmm...

More than likely. Of course, I hope to God my future wife never hears about my cousin and his rings. I think that will be kind of a difficult thing to live up to.

Am I a dick about grammar?

OMG

r it teh sticky one6

Weren't you on hiatus, Gooie?

At 12/12/04 05:51 PM, mrpopenfresh wrote: Weren't you on hiatus, Gooie?

Yeah... I blame Funk for lifting the ban. He got an email late and thought I wanted it to be lifted... which I kind of did. People kept bringing me up and I wanted to slam them for kicks. Don't worry, I will return to the DAG forum from which I congealed.

My blog is getting more action than my bowling ball… o.O

At 12/12/04 05:54 PM, -Gooie- wrote:

At 12/12/04 05:51 PM, mrpopenfresh wrote: Weren't you on hiatus, Gooie?

Yeah... I blame Funk for lifting the ban...

the lounge lacked you...

At 12/12/04 05:57 PM, spanishfli wrote: the lounge lacked you...

Really? Could have sworn that my name came up at least every other page since I left.

Okay, this is enough for one week. BYE!! I love you all, EXCEPT MAUS!

At 12/12/04 10:40 AM, EvilGovernmentAgents wrote: SPACE PIRATES!
They don't look like Palestinians.

Dough! They've been subjected to extensive plastic surgery.

Who do you think the figures on the left represent?

Uh... Monkeys? Yeah, monkeys. You can't be wrong with monkeys.

It is cold, and we have no blankets.

Me= TEH LAFF

*Cough*Guerra del Pacifico*cough*

You forget that we gave an special offer of kickass on that war: 2 by the price of 1!

Because these damn Bolivians are too much like the French and can't forget what happened over a century ago.

No, they're not like the French. At all. Bolivian women have boobs.

Hippie? I may be the weirdo, but I don't go around in World of Warcraft being a sterotypical Night Elf female! My character is a male troll, giving strip teases!

WoW is for filthy hippies like you. It has all signs of hippiness: Filthiness, elves, long hair and no pants.

I've got nothing against South America. In fact, I'm working out the plans to make SA a atomic waste dump by 2019, and transporting all the attractive females for mandatory service in Hawaii. Hee hee!

You're just "Working out the plans", but I've already undergone phase 3 of my world domination scheme: Ricardo Lagos will appoint himself as a candidate for Secretary-General of the U.N.
Regardless of the result, I'm just five phases away from my first checkpoint: Chile rules the world.

At 12/11/04 10:40 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: BTW, Empanado, please explain what the hell "JJAJAJAJJAJAJAJJAAJA" means in spanish/portugese. I see it all the time on south american message boards.

The question is: Why the hell do you visit South American message boards? You're a weird little man. I don't like you.

At 12/12/04 06:02 PM, -Gooie- wrote:

Okay, this is enough for one week. BYE!! I love you all, EXCEPT MAUS!

Dont hate Maus, I trashed on your behaviour just as much, if not more, but she also said it out of love, I just said it cause I am an asshole.

At 12/12/04 10:08 PM, JusticeofSarcasm wrote: Things.

By the way, sorry for calling you a "Cock-gobbler". I meant that in the non-disrespectful way. Yup.

At 12/12/04 10:08 PM, JusticeofSarcasm wrote: Dont hate Maus

I don't. I was kidding.

OMG, LOL! Wade and liljim just pwned this one kid in ways I only wish I could, without fear of a ban. It was dam funny too. You may accuse them of being asshole or jerks, but admit it, sometimes you wish you could do this. me<admins

At 11/10/04 09:07 PM, WadeFulp wrote:

At 11/10/04 09:05 PM, liljim wrote:

At 11/10/04 08:54 PM, Eyeless_Archfiend wrote: I still hate you, wade.

It's cute that you keep typing up that same message in the posts you've replied to from Wade, without explaining why you actually hate him. I bet the teachers at the school you go to are proud of you! You set a great example of logic!

Maybe I should give him a reason to hate me...

Hey Eyeless_Archfuck! I screwed your Mom up the ass while your pussy Dad sat in the corner and watched in fear because I told him if he did anything he'd be next!

At 12/12/04 09:52 PM, Empanado wrote: The question is: Why the hell do you visit South American message boards? You're a weird little man. I don't like you.

All I can say is that I wasn't trying to find drug connections. No, seriously, I wasn't trying to meet south american drug smugglers capable of supplying me with a nearly limitless supply of the A list from Pihkal and Tihkal.

At 12/12/04 10:48 PM, JusticeofSarcasm wrote:

Hey Eyeless_Archfuck! I screwed your Mom up the ass while your pussy Dad sat in the corner and watched in fear because I told him if he did anything he'd be next!

Anybody could have typed something like that up, big deal. *eye roll*

At 12/13/04 01:59 AM, aviewaskewed wrote: Anybody could have typed something like that up, big deal. *eye roll*

Hey, aJEWaskewed! I fucked your dad in the ass with my big, swelling penis just before I stabbed your mom's eye out with my flowing jizzum of God!!! And after that, I rubbed my penis on your pillow, and served you your least favorite meal and made you watch The Island of Dr. Moreau over and over!!!

At 12/13/04 02:09 AM, LadyGrace wrote: The Island of Dr. Moreau

I like that movie! You should come over. :D

At 12/13/04 02:09 AM, LadyGrace wrote: Hey, aJEWaskewed! I fucked your dad in the ass with my big, swelling penis just before I stabbed your mom's eye out with my flowing jizzum of God!!! And after that, I rubbed my penis on your pillow, and served you your least favorite meal and made you watch The Island of Dr. Moreau over and over!!!

Well, not only did she prove my point, she also scored major points in getting that application for The Manson Family pushed through. Good for Grace.