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At 11/27/04 03:08 PM, aviewaskewed wrote:

At 11/27/04 11:16 AM, -Gooie- wrote: News Flash: Sephiroth is dead. I killed him a long time ago via Omnislash.

Is this news as accurate as when you said I was Maus's alt?

The details of my death have been mildly exaggerated, I assure you.

I was actually away, taking pictures. I just got back about a couple hours ago, my neck hurts from headbanging. In case you're wondering who in the blue hell that is, it's Kirk Hammett from Metallica. Don't worry, I know they're sell outs, and I only like the old stuff from the Black album and before.

OMG, TOUCAN ESCAPADE.

I come back from 24 hours of nonstop traveling in a car and being at a ranch chasing geese, than when I return, our Toucan has escaped from the backyard with VERY high walls and barbed wire, complete with clipped wings.

Three hours later and some suspected hernias, he's back in the house, in a box. Being scrutinized for drugs and hidden shanks.

And he's EIGHT FREAKING MONTHS OLD! OMG, child/bird abuse!

Oh well. At least he's purty.

At 11/26/04 11:39 PM, -Grim- wrote: Are they as loud as Parrots?

Nope. At least, not this one.

OMG, Grim? Nice to see ya!

*** definitely work as alarm clocks

Not all of them. The green ones here are pretty meek and friendly. If friendly means bitting softly at any chance.

*shudder*

Flithy birdies here....pooping and shitting, and peeing all over....

You shouldn't keep birds as a pet. They're supposed to fly freely.

At 11/28/04 12:38 PM, Veggiemeal wrote: They're supposed to fly freely.

I didn't know that birds had a intended purpose in the world.

Perhaps God really does exist! SHOUT GLORY!

At 11/28/04 12:54 PM, EvilGovernmentAgents wrote: I didn't know that birds had a intended purpose in the world.

Well, I don't think nature gave them wing so they could more easily whipe their ass.

At 11/28/04 01:15 PM, Veggiemeal wrote: Well, I don't think nature gave them wing so they could more easily whipe their ass.

Now you believe in mother nature, who had a purpose in creating birds?

I believe in evolution, entropy and genetic accidents. Birds are accidents. People are accidents. The two crushed cars outside are accidents. The toucan was a accident.

Besides, clipped birds can kinda glide. This one managed to get up almost a meter and a half, plus barbed wire, onto a roof, and from there, a good flying distance to the mango tree. Where we saw him.

But now that I think about it, if everything has a "purpose," as dictated by mother nature, or God, or Allah, or some forest deity, or whatnot, what is our intended purpose?

At 11/28/04 01:36 PM, EvilGovernmentAgents wrote: But now that I think about it, if everything has a "purpose," as dictated by mother nature, or God, or Allah, or some forest deity, or whatnot, what is our intended purpose?

To eat a lot of waffels.

At 11/28/04 01:41 PM, Veggiemeal wrote: To eat a lot of waffels.

I win ten dollars! And those ten dollars are my gateway to Fort Knox!

In its vaults are FIFFTEEN BILLIONE DOLLAHS!

At 11/28/04 01:41 PM, Veggiemeal wrote: To eat a lot of waffels.

Thanks. In just six words, you've completely destroyed 23 years of religious oppression.

*begins writing chapter one of "THE BOOK OF WAFFEL"*

At 11/28/04 01:41 PM, Veggiemeal wrote: To eat a lot of waffels.

No thanks. I'll stick to pancakes. My dental plan isn't what it could be. ;P

GIS 'waffel':

At 11/28/04 02:46 PM, Maus wrote: No thanks. I'll stick to pancakes. My dental plan isn't what it could be. ;P

I would soooooo eat Maus's pancakes.

At 11/28/04 12:45 AM, JusticeofSarcasm wrote: I think the new One ring video was actually good.

Maybe the ending, but it sucked overall.

At 11/28/04 12:55 AM, FUNKbrs wrote: Somebody please tell me Gooie's not linking to gay porn in his sig

You banned me, too. Too bad they weren't real ^_~

I'm glad you understand now ^_^

At 11/28/04 01:41 AM, spanishfli wrote: oh wait... you mean the BeFell Doll?

If I had the money, I'd totally buy one for him.

At 11/28/04 05:40 AM, EnragedSephiroth wrote: The details of my death have been mildly exaggerated, I assure you.

Yeah, I forgot to say that I killed 3 stages of you

At 11/28/04 03:27 PM, aviewaskewed wrote: I would soooooo eat Maus's pancakes.

Grammatical error! The 's' after Maus' name was superfluous.

At 11/28/04 03:53 PM, -Gooie- wrote:

At 11/28/04 03:27 PM, aviewaskewed wrote: I would soooooo eat Maus's pancakes.

Grammatical error! The 's' after Maus' name was superfluous.

Acutally, over all sentence error! The " 's pancakes" shouldn't be there at all. ;)

At 11/28/04 04:04 PM, LadyGrace wrote:

Grammatical error! The 's' after Maus' name was superfluous.

Acutally, over all sentence error! The " 's pancakes" shouldn't be there at all. ;)

Wow...you people are way too obssesed with grammar, laugh at my joke!

At 11/28/04 04:16 PM, aviewaskewed wrote: Wow...you people are way too obssesed with grammar, laugh at my joke!

It wasn't funny; therefore, I corrected your grammar.

And it’s spelled “obsessed”.

^_~

At 11/28/04 04:16 PM, aviewaskewed wrote: Wow...you people are way too obssesed with grammar, laugh at my joke!

Acutally I'm not obsessed with grammar, I was pointing out that though you said "I sooooooooooo want to eat Maus's pancakes" you really meant "I soooooooooooooooooooo want to eat Maus" ;) You dirty perv.

At 11/28/04 04:22 PM, LadyGrace wrote: Acutally I'm not obsessed with grammar, I was pointing out that though you said "I sooooooooooo want to eat Maus's pancakes" you really meant "I soooooooooooooooooooo want to eat Maus" ;) You dirty perv.

Hey, how is that any worse then you sending her naked pictures? Hmmm? You is a dirty perv too ;)

Whenever I go just a little bit out of my state, and see how many drop-dead gorgeous women there are, and realize how totally inbred my state and horrible the female population is, and how much tail I could get if I tried, I just wonder WHY THE FUCK I HAVEN'T GOTTEN THE HELL OUT OF HERE YET!

At 11/28/04 12:04 PM, EvilGovernmentAgents wrote:
Flithy birdies here....pooping and shitting, and peeing all over....

I have two ringneck doves, sweetest little things in the world. I bought them for my mother on Christmas Eve 1999... She was so terrified about the Y2K, and felt antagonized when I said I didn't give a damn about it and worked at my waitering job at the Country Club. So I bought them to comfort her, and told her they were the Doves of Peace.

I trained them to fly in my room, without pooping. I even have a little nest stuck on my wall. But they sleep in their cage. It took a while before they were able to fly in my room. Of course my room is Dove safe... no lose objects, no tiny objects that could be eaten, etc.

But yeah, I understand about birds being dirty. Although unlike your Toucan, I will bathe my doves with baby shampoo every 2 weeks. They are so small and meek, it's a rather easy task if I hold them right without hurting them. They hate it, but they can get really dirty... especially when they're in their cage and they start walking in their droppings :-(

Best thing about them: one of them, Cartman, will just sleep on my chest when I caress it's little face. It's so sweet and tender. And both will sing, looking for me, if I've been out for too long. They also do little tricks.

They're like dogs, but better cause you don't have to walk them and their droppings are tiny.

At 11/28/04 04:30 PM, aviewaskewed wrote: Hey, how is that any worse then you sending her naked pictures? Hmmm? You is a dirty perv too ;)

You're just jealous because she won't show them to you. AND IT'S TASTEFUL ART!!!!!

At 11/28/04 05:12 PM, LadyGrace wrote: You're just jealous because she won't show them to you. AND IT'S TASTEFUL ART!!!!!

OMG PWND!

I did that job predictor on your sig.

For my full real name, I got: Your ideal job is a Top Gun Pilot.

For my username, I got: Your ideal job is a Pole Dancer.

Fuck this teaching and waiting tables stuff! The REAL money is in the stripping industry.

At 11/28/04 05:17 PM, -Gooie- wrote: For my username, I got: Your ideal job is a Pole Dancer.

NotYouZ, Your ideal job is a Anything where you can kiss ass.

>:(

NotYouZ, Your ideal job is a Anything where you can kiss ass.

>:(

count your blessings, mine is jungle explorer.

Hey Gooie, there's a flash submitted recently that has pretty decent graphics, but isn't very funny. Maybe he's in need of a writer.

Here's the author's profile.

At 11/28/04 02:46 PM, Maus wrote: GIS 'waffel':

What... in the world... is that?

At 11/28/04 05:27 PM, NotYouZ wrote: NotYouZ, Your ideal job is a Anything where you can kiss ass.

Seriously?

At 11/28/04 05:42 PM, Quanze13 wrote: count your blessings, mine is jungle explorer.

HAHAHA! You're gunna die! >:)

At 11/28/04 05:59 PM, NotYouZ wrote: Hey Gooie, there's a flash submitted recently that has pretty decent graphics, but isn't very funny.

I'm not funny either, so there is a problem there. I sent him an email.

Here are the results of my quest:

The Shrike: too busy to finish Parrot Hunt (which is done) let alone any of the projects he's started with me.
Legendary Frog: No response (asshole)
Stamper: Would like to, but he's too busy.
AstronautButter: Just sent an email out, so nothing yet.
ChenBaiwan: " Errr... ok... but I'm kinda booked with my current projects... but if there's anything I can contribute... I'd be glad to..."

Chen is soooo weird.

I should try The_Super_Flash_Bros, Joanime, and Cycon (even though Cycon never replied to me a while ago about something else -_-)

So, in summation, this isn't going well at all.

At 11/28/04 06:21 PM, -Gooie- wrote:

I should try The_Super_Flash_Bros, Joanime, and Cycon (even though Cycon never replied to me a while ago about something else -_-)

Well, there's always Pikanjo(is fat and ghey).

At 11/28/04 05:17 PM, -Gooie- wrote: I did that job predictor on your sig.

I got "Bunny Slayer" or something, I put my brother's name in and it said his ideal job was unemployed...it was scary that it would be that accurate.

At 11/28/04 05:12 PM, LadyGrace wrote: AND IT'S TASTEFUL ART!!!!!

Not when you put your finger in THAT orifice!

At 11/28/04 06:44 PM, aviewaskewed wrote: Not when you put your finger in THAT orifice!

well, she can't seem to get attention any other way.