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At 11/26/04 03:29 PM, mrpopenfresh wrote:

:The trick is to drink them as fast as possible or else its just a social thing.

Yeah, wouldn't want that to happen.

At 11/26/04 02:59 PM, -Michael- wrote: Okay, this is my last try at posting on the Regulars Lounge Thread

Bastard.

It's tough actually having conversation on here because the next posters will probably ignore your posts, ignore what's happening with you and continue their conversations without incident.

I know exactly what you mean. The worst part are the page long replies that attempt to attract as many responses as possible. bleh.

I've finally RMA'd for my fried Western Digital 80 Gig HD drive and I should be receiving an advance replacement in a few days. However, I'm terribly said because I'm going to lose my 20 gigs of porn, movies and music that it took 4 years to download. This is a tragedy. However, I can't have a broken hard drive in my computer forever.

Ouch. No chance of recovering that data at all?

I've also discovered Canaliens. A real race of alien hybrid mixed with Canadians. I've been abducted several times. Read my lips, I ain't lying.

Oh gawd. You mean they've moved on from livestock?!
The canadians, I mean. Not the aliens.

Now Thanksgiving is finished, and it was alright with perhaps two problems but overall it went good, all I want for Christmas is this:

Maus
Jossos
Lady Grace

I want to taste forbidden fruit served on a golden platter. For Maus, I want her bound in pretty pink higly decorative bows along with a pretty little gag. Lady Grace is so sweet. That's why I want her in a cake... no, I mean, I want her baked in the cake... And Jossos: It's my duty to please dat booty.

As for BeFell: We're done. Your evil and wicked Mormon ways have prevented our love from florishing. But hey, we've had some good times. Remember stuffing the turkey this Thanksgiving, together?

And there's also turkey sammiches for several weeks on end.

At 11/26/04 03:43 PM, TheShrike wrote: I know exactly what you mean. The worst part are the page long replies that attempt to attract as many responses as possible. bleh.

>.> *Goes away for a while* Actually, I have to prep for work. And then get back at around 12am and knock out, I have to go see Metallica tomorrow at the Arrowhead Pond in Anaheim >:D Pit tickets, the only way to go.

At 11/26/04 01:40 PM, -Gooie- wrote:

At 11/26/04 06:37 AM, EnragedSephiroth wrote: ;/ I thought it was "Baleeted"...

He made a huge list of failed commands.

X.X I haven't seen em'

</coachZ voice>

I'm thankful you didn't use the King of Town... or the Poopsmith...

*Shows his gold-thoothed grin* "Teh cheat!"

Okay, I won't hit you..

*Maus hits you*

I <3 physical contact. Thx Maus?

On another note: Has anyone played the DS?

Yeah. My friend took some from GameStop (where he works) and sent one to me. Metriod is awesome. Too bad I have to send it back today (his boss is coming back).

Surely you can develop some sort of heist no?

My friend brought it over with Mario64 in it :( omg nostalgia set in hardcore x.x Frankly, Mario64 isn't the same without the analog.

eww, I thought so

Nope :/ upside, you can play with Yoshi, Wario and Luigi as well. Downside... I miss the big TV screen and the analog, oh and that loveable Z button.

>.> I haven't played that game in ages

In dark ages? Middle ages? Teenages?

I haven't played Chrono Trigger in the Dark ages or Middle ages in a long time >.> har har, no. But yeah I haven't played mario64 since I was about 14.

*sigh* I'm gunna have to replay FF8. It wasn't a horrible game!!!

Not really, Squall was just a horrible leader and Rinoa was a horrible... leader girl?

You just LOVE replying to me, don't you?

Great jarb hamstray.

You also love replying to yourself several times in a row, before anyone else can.

Ah, in case you didn't notice, I was correcting some horrible mistakes I had made. I really do hate triple-posting, once again, I'm sorry for that.

At 11/26/04 01:42 PM, Quanze13 wrote: I have discovered that I am immune to the effects of alchohol.

Depends on my stomach. If I'm on an empty stomach, I can get buzzed over a double-shot of Jose Cuervo, however, if it's thanksgiving and I'm full, I can take about 6 double-shots of Tequila before I start getting a little woozy. Speaking of Tequila... I need to get my hands on some Patron >.> Patron Silver to be exact.

At 11/26/04 05:05 PM, EnragedSephiroth wrote:

At 11/26/04 01:42 PM, Quanze13 wrote: I have discovered that I am immune to the effects of alchohol.

Depends on my stomach. If I'm on an empty stomach, I can get buzzed over a double-shot of Jose Cuervo, however, if it's thanksgiving and I'm full, I can take about 6 double-shots of Tequila before I start getting a little woozy. Speaking of Tequila... I need to get my hands on some Patron >.> Patron Silver to be exact.

How does that old novelty shirt saying go?

One Tequila
Two Tequila
Three Tequila
FLOOR!!

Never been blitzed myself, so I wouldn't really know what my limits are...

yeah I never drank until I puked or passed outr. I drank till my eyes turned yellow, but thats another story.

Oh yeah, and;

*ignores BaKshi*

It's quiet in here.... to quiet.

At 11/26/04 02:59 PM, -Michael- wrote: I'm not paranoid, this has happened to me at least 3 times. And I've tried terribly hard at getting noticed on the Regulars Lounge thread because of 'Ongoing conversation.."

I've been ignored as well. Usually it's when I make a random post that has naught to do with the 'ongoing conversation' at hand. Maybe try partaking in said convo?

I've finally RMA'd for my fried Western Digital 80 Gig HD drive and I should be receiving an advance replacement in a few days. However, I'm terribly said because I'm going to lose my 20 gigs of porn, movies and music that it took 4 years to download. This is a tragedy. However, I can't have a broken hard drive in my computer forever.

I don't respond to stuff like this becasue i don't care about your porn.

I'm also drunk on Turkey, and I have to drive to Ruby Tuesday in 20 minutes to work.

Ditto above statement. If you made it more interesting, like include a tidbit about work you aren't looking forward to, I might be inclined to respond.

I've also discovered Canaliens. A real race of alien hybrid mixed with Canadians. I've been abducted several times. Read my lips, I ain't lying.

I ignore EGA's posts that run in the same vein. It's not you, it's the posts I don't care for. It doesn't seem funny to me. We don't have the same sense of humor. *shrugs*

At 11/26/04 05:03 PM, spanishfli wrote: Maus
Jossos
Lady Grace

I want to taste forbidden fruit served on a golden platter. For Maus, I want her bound in pretty pink higly decorative bows along with a pretty little gag. Lady Grace is so sweet. That's why I want her in a cake... no, I mean, I want her baked in the cake... And Jossos: It's my duty to please dat booty.

You want me baked in an oven... but I'm not Jewish. (KIDDING! I've been talking to Ron too much.) Also, who DOESN'T want to please Jossos' booty. It's so round and soft and supple. :o Oh yes, and Maus looks hot tied up.

OMG LIEK TOUCAN

There is a parrot, a toucan, a bunch of chickens and two geese in my backyard. OMG, Nacho el Macho Toucan is feisty. He bites. Lots.

At 11/26/04 08:36 PM, LadyGrace wrote:

:Also, who DOESN'T want to please Jossos' booty. It's so round and soft and supple. :o Oh yes, and Maus looks hot tied up.

DAMN bitch, you stupid fly, lemme pull up that bumper and SMACK that monkey...

My E-pen0r before Grace's post
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My E-pen0r after Grace's post
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I am so confused!!!

At 11/26/04 09:14 PM, spanishfli wrote: My E-pen0r after Grace's post
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I am so confused!!!

....I think it's high time we get you some porn. What type it is, doesn't really matter.

At 11/26/04 09:14 PM, spanishfli wrote: DAMN bitch, you stupid fly, lemme pull up that bumper and SMACK that monkey...

Quote stolen from Tim Spencer of the Wake-Up Crew at Rock 103, Memphis, as part of the rarely acredited radio skit Ebonics Lessons.

At 11/26/04 09:30 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 11/26/04 09:14 PM, spanishfli wrote: DAMN bitch, you stupid fly, lemme pull up that bumper and SMACK that monkey...

Quote stolen from Tim Spencer of the Wake-Up Crew at Rock 103, Memphis, as part of the rarely acredited radio skit Ebonics Lessons.

Actually, I my husband used to say that ALL the time just to annoy me. I didn't know where he got it from.

Now I know.

Another discovery.

Booze=cheap way for responses in Reg lounge.

At 11/26/04 08:46 PM, EvilGovernmentAgents wrote: OMG LIEK TOUCAN

There is a parrot, a toucan, a bunch of chickens and two geese in my backyard. OMG, Nacho el Macho Toucan is feisty. He bites. Lots.

Are they as loud as Parrots?
*** definitely work as alarm clocks

At 11/26/04 11:09 PM, Quanze13 wrote: Another discovery.

Booze=cheap way for responses in Reg lounge.

Sometimes there's so many people dr0nk it's more like the Regulars' Drunk Tank down at the local police station.

Has anyone tried that Holiday Spice Cola put out by Pepsi?

At 11/26/04 11:57 PM, IllustriousPotentate wrote: Has anyone tried that Holiday Spice Cola put out by Pepsi?

Yes, and I'd rather drink that Jones' Turkey and Gravy soda before I drink that again. Ecccchhh.

Worst beverage EVER:

The coffee shop I worked in roated and flavored all the coffee in-shop. For Christmas, there was a Candy Cane flavored coffee. It smelled and tasted like someone had put a menthol cigarette out in the coffee. People bought it like it was soooo yummy. PHILISTINES!!! Flavored coffee is for the weak! Give me a Yemen Mocha or an Ethiopian Harrar anytime!

At 11/27/04 12:05 AM, Maus wrote:

At 11/26/04 11:57 PM, IllustriousPotentate wrote: Has anyone tried that Holiday Spice Cola put out by Pepsi?

Yes, and I'd rather drink that Jones' Turkey and Gravy soda before I drink that again. Ecccchhh.

Turkey and Gravy soda? Interesting...
It looks like to me all Pepsi did was use the formula for that stupid Josta drink that they had back in the 90's (made with guarana, which grows in the jungle!). It's okay, but it's not the best I've had.

Worst beverage EVER:

The coffee shop I worked in roated and flavored all the coffee in-shop. For Christmas, there was a Candy Cane flavored coffee. It smelled and tasted like someone had put a menthol cigarette out in the coffee. People bought it like it was soooo yummy. PHILISTINES!!! Flavored coffee is for the weak! Give me a Yemen Mocha or an Ethiopian Harrar anytime!

Is there something wrong with me? I find the smell of coffee so aromatic, so delectable, so fragrant, and yet to me, it tastes like bitter, muddy water. I've tried sugaring it, creaming it, flavoring it--I still can't stand to drink it.

The tiny half-and-half cups are the shizzle, though.

At 11/26/04 05:03 PM, spanishfli wrote: Now Thanksgiving is finished, and it was alright with perhaps two problems but overall it went good, all I want for Christmas is this:

Maus

Maus may be unattainable, you have to get so very many cool points to hit that...I'm not even really close yet : (

At 11/27/04 12:05 AM, Maus wrote: It smelled and tasted like someone had put a menthol cigarette out in the coffee. People bought it like it was soooo yummy. PHILISTINES!!! Flavored coffee is for the weak! Give me a Yemen Mocha or an Ethiopian Harrar anytime!

HIGH FIVE!

I loathe flavored coffee. I don't mind a little sugar or cream sometimes, but adding all these other flavors just drowns the taste of the coffee. Exotic flavors don't compliment the taste, they mask it.

At 11/27/04 12:19 AM, IllustriousPotentate wrote: Is there something wrong with me? I find the smell of coffee so aromatic, so delectable, so fragrant, and yet to me, it tastes like bitter, muddy water. I've tried sugaring it, creaming it, flavoring it--I still can't stand to drink it.

There is nothing wrong with you. Coffee is an acquired taste. I hate when people say this or that is an acquired taste, but I'm afraid that this is the case with coffee.

At 11/27/04 12:38 AM, TheShrike wrote: I loathe flavored coffee. I don't mind a little sugar or cream sometimes, but adding all these other flavors just drowns the taste of the coffee. Exotic flavors don't compliment the taste, they mask it.

Indeed. After flavoring coffee and seeing what it makes the beans look like, and seeing that nasty film on the top of every fresh cup, it just made me ill. Plus, all the flavoring oils smell like maple syrup once they hit your skin/clothes. I smelled like a pancake for many moons.

There is nothing wrong with you. Coffee is an acquired taste. I hate when people say this or that is an acquired taste, but I'm afraid that this is the case with coffee.

Shrike is totally right with this. I didn't start drinking coffee until I was 20, and I put so much crap in it, it wasn't funny. Then, I got poor, and could only put milk in. I drink my coffee with cream and sugar, but that's as far as I'll go with good coffee. If you want something that tastes like bitter muddy water at first, Turkish Coffee is a truly acquired taste. I had to drink it a couple times before I appreciated the smoky cinnamon flavor of it.

At 11/27/04 12:46 AM, Maus wrote: Turkish Coffee

g-r-o-s-s

Turkish coffee does not just taste like muddy water, it is muddy water.

At 11/27/04 12:19 AM, IllustriousPotentate wrote: Is there something wrong with me? I find the smell of coffee so aromatic, so delectable, so fragrant, and yet to me, it tastes like bitter, muddy water. I've tried sugaring it, creaming it, flavoring it--I still can't stand to drink it.

No, I'm another who doesn't like coffee. I guess it's an acquired taste just like beer... I remember drinking my first beer at 21 and I thought it was the most horrible tasting thing in the world, but then I look out for Irish pubs with that super dark body and frothy top.

I like tea, especially mint tea. In my garden, my yerba buena grows like a weed. So I'm always drinking it. I like green tea too.

At 11/27/04 12:31 AM, aviewaskewed wrote:
Maus may be unattainable, you have to get so very many cool points to hit that...I'm not even really close yet : (

Ahem. Cool points are nothing to me.

*unzips pants*

Say hello to my little friend...

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*porn music starts*

The Pubes are submitting again...

Seriously... why are they passing...?

At 11/27/04 12:55 AM, TheShrike wrote: Turkish coffee does not just taste like muddy water, it is muddy water.

Did you drink all the way to the dregs? I did that once and *yurk.* I was also wired for the next 6 hours. *shudder*

I'd rather drink Turkish Coffee than espresso, so diff'rent strokes and all that. :)

At 11/27/04 01:03 AM, spanishfli wrote: Say hello to my little friend...

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Your pen0r meets my katana of dewm, meester. >:o

At 11/27/04 01:01 AM, spanishfli wrote:

At 11/27/04 12:19 AM, IllustriousPotentate wrote: Is there something wrong with me? I find the smell of coffee so aromatic, so delectable, so fragrant, and yet to me, it tastes like bitter, muddy water. I've tried sugaring it, creaming it, flavoring it--I still can't stand to drink it.

No, I'm another who doesn't like coffee. I guess it's an acquired taste just like beer... I remember drinking my first beer at 21 and I thought it was the most horrible tasting thing in the world, but then I look out for Irish pubs with that super dark body and frothy top.

I like tea, especially mint tea. In my garden, my yerba buena grows like a weed. So I'm always drinking it. I like green tea too.

I'm another who hates coffee. Everyone always asks if I want coffee and I just can't succumb to the disgust of the taste! I love the smell of coffee. It smells delicious, but tastes like the bottom of an ashtray.

I love tea, aswell. We have this place in Vegas called Teavana. You can buy really amazing loose leaf tea along with really beautiful cast iron teapots. I make my loose leaf tea in those. I love all kinds of tea, but I have to say my most recent favorite is this one called Masala Green Chai. It's so relaxing. It makes you feel high after you drink a few cups. :)

At 11/27/04 01:47 AM, LadyGrace wrote:
I love tea, aswell. We have this place in Vegas called Teavana. You can buy really amazing loose leaf tea along with really beautiful cast iron teapots. I make my loose leaf tea in those. I love all kinds of tea, but I have to say my most recent favorite is this one called Masala Green Chai. It's so relaxing. It makes you feel high after you drink a few cups. :)

That's right... Vegas. I think I know where you're talking... Is it right next to the hemp clothing shop on the strip? Past Star Dust... And just before Talk of the Town, sort of right by IHOP, right?

I'm sorry if I'm being ignorant. When I think of Vegas, the only thing I think is The Strip and the Old Strip. I'm pretty sure there's stuff beyond there, like the Chicken Ranch, but I wouldn't know...

Chicken Ranch... that sounds so... delicous.

At 11/27/04 01:14 AM, Maus wrote:

At 11/27/04 01:03 AM, spanishfli wrote: Say hello to my little friend...

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Your pen0r meets my katana of dewm, meester. >:o

:-(

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