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Or click mine and I will make you said sig.

The thing about changing names is that all the good ones are taken, unless you add in - or numbers and shit.

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At 11/26/04 12:45 AM, FUNKbrs wrote: Why don't you have a Chubby Devil in your sig? Did you know that not having a Chubby Devil or a hot chick (preferrably both) in your sig is a sign of impotence, a condition that may lead to prostate (ass) cancer?

Haha, thanks for the chuckle. But what the hell did that have to do with my post? I can get a boner without even thinking about some hot chick or some chubby devil doing some hot chick. I have complete dominion over my penis. If I say: get up you lazy bastard! It'll get up and respond to the name lazy bastard for the rest of its life.

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I think he is telling you to join the DAG. I may be mistaken though.

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At 11/26/04 01:13 AM, RugbyMacDaddy wrote: I think he is telling you to join the DAG.

That'll just make me part of yet an other group that can be generalized and discrinated against. Plus I like my sig.

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At 11/26/04 01:22 AM, CountPoopoo wrote: That'll just make me part of yet an other group that can be generalized and discrinated against. Plus I like my sig.

Hey, I mean if you like ass cancer, that's your deal, not mine.

Just don't blame me when you find out that lump in your ass wasn't a piece of gum you swallowed when you were six.

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Such irony. I don't celebrate turkey day, yet I end up eating goddamn stuffed turkey for dinner.

Woe is me.

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At 11/26/04 01:50 AM, Jossos wrote: Woe is me.

It could have been worse. You could have had pumpkin pie. Be thankful, lol.

Okay, that was really bad, even for me. :\

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At 11/26/04 12:36 AM, FUNKbrs wrote: The three spiked glove is the way of the Zen NG user. The first spike represents the effort of achieving the last level before the gradiated level system. The second spike represents the passing of n00bish-ness, and knowlege of the dark secrets of NG. The third spike represents contentment, the warm knowlege that your vote no longer is representative of the average NG user, and the act of voting is no longer necessary.

Wow...that is the greatest justification for not taking the ten minutes a day to vote I've ever heard...way to justify you're laziness FUNK.

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At 11/26/04 12:45 AM, FUNKbrs wrote: Don't wind up another ass cancer statistic that can't maintain an erection! Click my sig and join the DAG today!

OH NOES!!11 NOT BUT CANSER!!11

*joins*

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At 11/25/04 04:25 PM, RugbyMacDaddy wrote: I love how all these ppl post in the Nympths thread,

I think it's funny, although I wouldn't want to be Nepthys.

WARNING: CYBER-SOCIOLOGICAL RANT FOLLOWS!

The reason why she has so many fanboys is the same reason I don't publish clear pictures of myself on sites like this. No, not because I fancy myself being some HAWT MOFO, but because people judge others based on looks. It's only human. This is the net. Looks aren't important. I don't want some fangirl crush. I don't want some gay fanboy crush. I don't want people who I will never meet to do the human thing, and judge my looks. I don't care about looks when I talk to people on the net, and I rarely look up people's pics. For example: in my mind, Maus is Maus. Maus is not some hot fantasy lesbian or butch bull-dyke. She's just Maus. (And a fellow Mac user. RAWK ON!)

In short, I don't care what any of you look like, and I probably won't know what you look like unless I actually meet you. ... Yeah... end rant. I forgot where I was going with it anyway. =\ Must be old age.

At 11/25/04 05:41 PM, Maus wrote: I think it's you that doesn't understand that everyone is joking in that thread.

Sadly, I don't think they all are. Remember Shrapnella, anyone?

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At 11/26/04 01:56 AM, aviewaskewed wrote: Wow...that is the greatest justification for not taking the ten minutes a day to vote I've ever heard...way to justify you're laziness FUNK.

Actually, I would love to hve my lollypop again.

I just got in from my first snoball fight of this winter (yes it is 2am here). Fuck my hands are so cold. Originally me and my friend went to get some to throw at ppl inside res, but we got ambushed by two guys outside. Thee sucky thing is we were in our sandals (my buddy had no socks on) and pants and tee-shirts. No gloves or hats. They other people were on top of the stairs with actual shoes, coats, gloves, the works. Fuck I can barely feel my hands. We still won though. Then we pelted his gf's window with snowballs from outside (she was trying to sleep, as well as other random windows). It was great fun.

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At 11/26/04 02:13 AM, TheShrike wrote: Sadly, I don't think they all are. Remember Shrapnella, anyone?

Okay, not everyone. But most are, I think. I really hope anyway. :\

No, i don't know Shrapnella. But it sounds like an interesting tale, if you are alluding to what I think you are. I've seen the pic of her topless holding up some paper with something written on it, and now she's in Shrapnel's sig banner. Sassy gossip plzkthx.

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At 11/26/04 02:38 AM, Maus wrote: Sassy gossip plzkthx.

Sounds like you know the story. =p

Shrap went for a while posting pics of Shrapnella (really some random cam-whore), and listed his sex as 'female' in his NG profile. Hilarity ensued. Not much else to tell, but I bet the AIM logs are comedy gold, better than anthing you'd ever see on a hidden cam show.

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It looks like the portal view pages have gotten a small facelift.

Most notably:
the addition of a 46x46 icon that you can change (I'm going to update all mine soon tee-hee)
the addition of a button labeled 'add to collection' (disabled ...for now?)

I like the change. Especially the play movie/game link. I hated waiting for that image to load. Now it's TEXT! YEEEEE-HAWWWW =]

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At 11/26/04 05:51 AM, TheShrike wrote: It looks like the portal view pages have gotten a small facelift.

Not to mention the new Rating system symbols. :D I'm absolutely giddy! Well, not really :/ I had to work for thanksgiving.

At 11/25/04 02:28 PM, -Gooie- wrote: I'm totally getting Excalibur 2 at this rate. I'm crushing my old time by an hour. ^_^

Well, you'd be the first person I know (or have communicated with) to have gotten it. My congrats to you.

At 11/25/04 03:45 PM, FatherVenom wrote:

At 11/22/04 10:39 PM, -Gooie- wrote: At 11/23/04 12:11 AM, CountPoopoo wrote: Wait for it...

Still waiting...

I don't think it's ever gonna die x.x what have you done Poopoo?!

At 11/23/04 04:31 AM, EnragedSephiroth wrote: About samurai swords being as illegal as guns without licenses.

So get a liscence smarty.

For a samurai sword?! O.o Omfg teh return of the Shogun.

Stupid faulty memory.

*Pats* A sign of old age... like Shrike... poor Shrike... he used to be so young, so lively, so funny... and now... age has... has... *bites his own index finger* taken it's toll on him.

At 11/23/04 11:02 AM, -Gooie- wrote:

VETOED
</Strong Bad voice>

;o omg 404! Ow my browser!
>.> Possuuuuums...

Ah... good times... damn I miss her -.- >:/ you bastards, bringing up old memories.

What? No hotwings? I'm starving and it's Thanksgiving.

Ranch dressing plz :D

At 11/24/04 01:47 PM, LadyGrace wrote:

At 11/24/04 01:40 PM, Maus wrote: I have a hangup about women that shave the nether regions.
But, whatever floats your boat.

THANK YOU!

I don't really get it either. I mean, where's the challenge? So you get hair in your teeth. Get over it.

Eh, so long as it's maintained regularly I guess :/

At 11/25/04 05:42 AM, EnragedSephiroth wrote:

It's too cheap, anyway.

not when it does 9999 damage every hit.

Wrong definition of cheap

My mistake -.- you meant the over-exxagerated kind of cheap, yea it sorta is :/ kinda like Eden.

At 11/25/04 05:41 PM, Maus wrote: I have pics of a lot of NG users on my comp. It's a great way to 'know' each other, and you never know when a sassy photoshop idea will hit you.

Hmm I hope I changed mine on time >.>

At 11/25/04 11:34 PM, -Grim- wrote: Congratulations?

Holy crap, what the hell is up with definition(s) #2iii and #6?

At 11/25/04 11:48 PM, -Gooie- wrote: DELTETED
</homestar voice>

;/ I thought it was "Baleeted"... now I'm somewhat confused... great joaerb Stairmaster
</coachZ voice>

I don't even see what we are talking about. I really don't care at this point. I doubt it was about Final Fantasy.

*Peeks his head around the wall* FF? *Smiles* Halo2? >.< J/p don't hit me.

On another note: Has anyone played the DS? My friend brought it over with Mario64 in it :( omg nostalgia set in hardcore x.x Frankly, Mario64 isn't the same without the analog.

At 11/25/04 06:59 PM, LadyGrace wrote: By the way, Maus, did you get the naked pictures I sent you? :P

*shivers*

Please tell me it wasn't of you

XD

At 11/25/04 04:05 PM, aviewaskewed wrote: *whispers to FV*

If you whispered that, why can I SEE it? HMM!?

@.@ lmfao dude I'm gonna wake people up by laughing. I should read these during the day instead of at 3am. Wait a sec... you can probably see the whisper because of how cold it is >.> yeah...

At 11/25/04 04:16 PM, RugbyMacDaddy wrote: No one is more of a real macdaddy except me, and maybe Bob Barker, he gets it on with all the Price is Right chics.

Fo rizzle.

Isn't it creepy that he so closely resembles beef jerky? (Perhaps he is, and the white hair is frost from the freezer).

K thanks for making me cry with laughter.

At 11/25/04 04:23 PM, FatherVenom wrote: HASSAN CHOP!

Sorry, I've been playing FF9... what happened?

So... does Hades actually makethe Excalibur II for you or what?

Why, oh why did I allow him in?

*stops caring and goes back to playing FF9*

>.> I haven't played that game in ages :( I miss the multi-player battle engine.

I'm shocked that this game has replay value.

Doesn't it?

:Gotta love it.

Resistance is futile. Submit to the conception of Hironobu Sakaguchi and the sweet tunes of Nobuo Uematsu @.@

At 11/26/04 12:28 AM, Maus wrote: I just want that bat.

I'm not gonna ask for what but... sword plz?

At 11/26/04 12:36 AM, FUNKbrs wrote: BEHOLD THE WAY OF THE 3 SPIKED FIST!!!!!

*waits for ninja powers*

*looks around*

*waits for powers harder*

Hmm. But sits in lotus position next to Funk. Do not worry brother, for you already have the powers within you... remember, you are "the mighty brazen-hoofed stampeding ram of DOOM!!!!111!11" If all else fails, you can go have a revelation by getting stoned and wandering off into the woods.

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At 11/26/04 06:37 AM, EnragedSephiroth wrote: Hmm. But sits

But sits?! But sits?!!! What the hell is but sits?! *slaps self* -.- great grammar.

Oh btw Venom. I IM'ed Piconjo earlier after watching his horrid "Pube Foamy" movie. Here's what I had to say after looking at his profile: "You are the epitome and embodiment of everything that is played out in this world."

His reply: K.

Honestly if there's one person who deserves to have their ISP banned from this site for ever, it's him.

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At 11/26/04 06:46 AM, EnragedSephiroth wrote: Honestly if there's one person who deserves to have their ISP banned from this site for ever, it's him.

ISP? What the hell is wrong with me?! That's the second consecutive mistake x.x I meant ISP PC address/number. That's it, I'm off to bed. A thousand pardons for the triple-post.

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At 11/26/04 12:13 AM, IllustriousPotentate wrote:

At 11/25/04 11:42 PM, NotYouZ wrote: Urban America

Democrats aren't going to win by just taking cities, unless they bring in boat loads of immigrants. IIRC, I believe that the population of the counties that Gore won in 2000 had around 120 million population, as opposed to 140 million or so in the counties Bush won.

America's urban population exceeds the rural population. Kerry problem was that he tried his best to appeal to everybody. He didn't want to set out a clear plan, because he thought it might turn off some people, but still ended up getting attacked for it anyway, regardless of what he said.

For example, his health plan. He plainly said that he didn't want government controlled healthcare, but failed to say exactly what he was going to do instead. So the Bush Campaign attacked him anyway, saying that Kerry wanted government controlled healthcare. So you could say, Kerry somehow took out the good things about the democratic party while leaving the bad things.

Let's face it: no one is going to connect with rural voters while still energizing the democratic base the way Clinton did. It was fun while it lasted, but we need to try something different. If Bush won on his base, why can't we? Yes, it's true that all the recent democrats elected into office have been from red states, but what really matters is: when was the last time we had a blue-state canidate that spoke well?

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Yeah, for the first time I am seeing the turkey tank logo.

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At 11/26/04 06:37 AM, EnragedSephiroth wrote: Hmm. But sits in lotus position next to Funk. Do not worry brother, for you already have the powers within you... remember, you are "the mighty brazen-hoofed stampeding ram of DOOM!!!!111!11" If all else fails, you can go have a revelation by getting stoned and wandering off into the woods.

You mean I'm not wandering in the woods now?

*looks around*

DAMN.

*uses ninja powers to make a fire and cook tatos*

The tato is a symbol of growth without sight. The eyes of that tato are a metaphor that we are all truly blind, and all that truly exists is personal growth. Only by individual growth can we percieve that which is in the outer darkness around us. The self must expand beyond the natural level of perception: perception through an extension of the self, instead of through blind vision or other flawed senses.

*passes out*

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At 11/26/04 12:39 AM, CountPoopoo wrote: By the way you act, its obvious I'm your crush.

As the pickiest bisexual in the world, yes, I love you.

At 11/26/04 12:45 AM, FUNKbrs wrote: Why don't you have a Chubby Devil in your sig?

Because the DAG sucks.

Yeah, I said it.

At 11/26/04 01:13 AM, JusticeofSarcasm wrote: I think he is telling you to join the DAG. I may be mistaken though.

Man, I haven't been there in a while.

At 11/26/04 01:50 AM, Jossos wrote: Woe is me.

cry about it, you gender-confused omeisaurus.

At 11/26/04 06:37 AM, EnragedSephiroth wrote: Well, you'd be the first person I know (or have communicated with) to have gotten it. My congrats to you.

It's nothing special. You just rush your game and loss all of the fun. Just get it via gameshark or something.

I don't think it's ever gonna die x.x what have you done Poopoo?!

Bastard!

;o omg 404! Ow my browser!

Fuckin' 404 error. It's a lie, I tell you!

My mistake -.- you meant the over-exaggerated kind of cheap, yea it sorta is :/ kinda like Eden.

LEAVE MY BITCH OUT OF THIS!

;/ I thought it was "Baleeted"...

He made a huge list of failed commands.

</coachZ voice>

I'm thankful you didn't use the King of Town... or the Poopsmith...

*Peeks his head around the wall* FF? *Smiles* Halo2? >.< J/p don't hit me.

Okay, I won't hit you..

*Maus hits you*

On another note: Has anyone played the DS?

Yeah. My friend took some from GameStop (where he works) and sent one to me. Metriod is awesome. Too bad I have to send it back today (his boss is coming back).

My friend brought it over with Mario64 in it :( omg nostalgia set in hardcore x.x Frankly, Mario64 isn't the same without the analog.

eww, I thought so

K thanks for making me cry with laughter.

I know I rule ^_^

>.> I haven't played that game in ages

In dark ages? Middle ages? Teenages?

Doesn't it?

*sigh* I'm gunna have to replay FF8. It wasn't a horrible game!!!

You just LOVE replying to me, don't you?

You also love replying to yourself several times in a row, before anyone else can.

Well, I have YET to get a response from Legendary Frog… fuck, I’m gunna have to email other artists… or worse… do the art myself :(

I thought up some new jokes, so I think episode 2 will be better… if I can actually produce an episode…

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I have discovered that I am immune to the effects of alchohol. Thanksgiving was at my aunts house, (who has quite a well stocked bar) and 4 cuba libre's later, I was still feeling and acting sober. I can never get drunk, lika at parties, when everybody else is completely fucked up, im the only sober one. Just a question, how many drinks must you all consume to get wasted?

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At 11/26/04 01:40 PM, -Gooie- wrote: Well, I have YET to get a response from Legendary Frog… fuck, I’m gunna have to email other artists… or worse… do the art myself :(

You're probably better off doing it yourself than having LF do it. Besides, he only does video game/movie shit. Why not ask poxpower?

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At 11/26/04 01:40 PM, -Gooie- wrote:

cry about it, you gender-confused omeisaurus.

Yeah, and what's that about?

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At 11/26/04 01:42 PM, Quanze13 wrote:

:Just a question, how many drinks must you all consume to get wasted?

Depends. I get wasted pretty quickly with liquor... half a bottle of wodka or rum should be enough. Beer however, I could drink practically endlessly... well, I'd get pretty drunk, but not totally wasted.

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At 11/26/04 03:13 PM, -Michael- wrote:

At 11/26/04 03:08 PM, Veggiemeal wrote:

At 11/26/04 01:42 PM, Quanze13 wrote: Just a question, how many drinks must you all consume to get wasted?

Depends. I get wasted pretty quickly with liquor... half a bottle of wodka or rum should be enough. Beer however, I could drink practically endlessly... well, I'd get pretty drunk, but not totally wasted.

See, you're quite the example that I referred to in my post above the one I'm replying to right now, which is yours.

Yeah well, that's just what happens in a thread with no general subject. Get over it. It happens to everyone.

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At 11/26/04 01:46 PM, NotYouZ wrote: You're probably better off doing it yourself than having LF do it.

But our styles are so similar that it makes sense

Besides, he only does video game/movie shit.

Case and point. He's a dick for not returning my email.

Why not ask poxpower?

Good idea, but I doubt he will agree.

At 11/26/04 01:46 PM, Jossos wrote: Yeah, and what's that about?

^_^ if I told you, I'd have to fuck you.

Sorry I had to leave on AIM, I just HAD to.

Fuck you, Mike, I'm totally going to Canada, despite your Canadian Communist party plea

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At 11/26/04 02:13 AM, TheShrike wrote: In short, I don't care what any of you look like, and I probably won't know what you look like unless I actually meet you. ... Yeah... end rant. I forgot where I was going with it anyway. =\ Must be old age.

And with this rant, I remove my picture from my public profile and replace it with a Punisher style Death's Head. YAY!!

FV: Did you seriously not know that I was an AOL user when you posted your reply in this: clicky.

Sorry you keep getting ignored, Michael. It happens.

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I like beer. I drink 6 of 'em and eveything seems more fun! The trick is to drink them as fast as possible or else its just a social thing.

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At 11/26/04 02:59 PM, -Michael- wrote: Okay, this is my last try at posting on the Regulars Lounge Thread, which is a thread that I'm ignored brutally on.

LIAR!!! YOU MADE A POST AFTER THIS ONE!!!!!

It's tough actually having conversation on here because the next posters will probably ignore your posts, ignore what's happening with you and continue their conversations without incident.

*ignores post to focus on the Path of the Tato, and increase personal growth*

I'm not paranoid, this has happened to me at least 3 times. And I've tried terribly hard at getting noticed on the Regulars Lounge thread because of 'Ongoing conversation.."

We're all out to get you, the Canaliens are paying us big bucks for your brain, and well, we're out of booze. I hope you understand. It's not personal, we'd just rather not be sober with all these Canaliens around......

I've finally RMA'd for my fried Western Digital 80 Gig HD drive and I should be receiving an advance replacement in a few days. However, I'm terribly said because I'm going to lose my 20 gigs of porn, movies and music that it took 4 years to download. This is a tragedy. However, I can't have a broken hard drive in my computer forever.

If the files work, why can't you just put in both drives, cut and paste, and THEN chuck the old one?

I'm also drunk on Turkey, and I have to drive to Ruby Tuesday in 20 minutes to work.

Drunk driving: how REAL men gamble!!!!

*assumes you mean "Wild Turkey 101"*

I've also discovered Canaliens. A real race of alien hybrid mixed with Canadians. I've been abducted several times. Read my lips, I ain't lying.

I just wish they wouldn't use moose antlers for their anal probes..... Must.... drink.... away... memories.....

*contemplates the immortal way of the Tato, which can regenerate itself an infinite number of times through its eyes: the true purpose of vision*