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At 11/12/04 02:21 AM, aviewaskewed wrote: She just better make sure I get my cut of the profits damn it...as her pim...er...I mean, manager, I'm entitled.

Maus is too strong a woman to allow a man to control her. She doesn't like to have sex with your kind, and she doesn't like to be run by your kind. Boss one of your own gender!!!

... whore!

Baby, I love your ways.

Marry me. I'll wear the habit...JUST FOR YOU!

At 11/12/04 02:46 AM, LadyGrace wrote: Maus is too strong a woman to allow a man to control her. She doesn't like to have sex with your kind, and she doesn't like to be run by your kind. Boss one of your own gender!!!

She actually said the opposite of all those things to me last night...and tonight.

... whore!

Do you french kiss your mother with that mouth?

At 11/12/04 02:06 AM, aviewaskewed wrote:

At 11/11/04 10:52 PM, LadyGrace wrote: Hey I'm always up for a girl's night out... or a girl's night in. :o

I think I speak for everyone here when I say....can I watch? : D

You are just a horny little boy, actually that applies to any male over 13.

At 11/12/04 03:03 AM, aviewaskewed wrote:
Do you french kiss your mother with that mouth?

I don't know about LadyGrace, but I do! =D

I need a vacation, and I need some secks.

And the Bush administration made a interesting stance on the deficit. There will be tax cuts, a continuation of the War, and the deficit will be cut in half.

That sounds like voodoo economics to me, the same kind that Reagen talked about. And which really came down like a ton of shit on the 41st Bush.

I'd love to see George work his way outta this one!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH, HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRREES JOHNY!!!!

I'M BACK BITCHES!

Decided to just duck and cover as the election got closer. Didn't feel like getting my nuts caught in the ringer.

I got addicted to this game, Guild Wars, I highly recomend it. Go check out the website for info. My main character is Stumpwater Jack if ne1 wants to look me up.

So, how's it been? I see there's a shiny new look to the whole NG website, and IMHO its fantabulous! What have y'all been doing while I was away? Anyone get pregnant in my abscence? Is Tom an evil mo-fo?

And whether-or-not Bush is versed in the Black Arts, we all know another tax cut is just going to come back and bite him in the ass, in the form of mutant-zombie-rednecks from Tennessee.

Maus is always telling us that general isn't as bad as we think it is, so I thought politics is kind of slow right I'll see what's going on in general.

And this happened!!!

Fuck general.

At 11/12/04 02:37 PM, BeFell wrote:
And this happened!!!

Fuck general.

Well, that would be another reason I left the NG forums.

At 11/12/04 03:03 AM, aviewaskewed wrote: Do you french kiss your mother with that mouth?

No, but I french kiss YOUR mother with this mouth.

At 11/11/04 06:00 PM, LadyGrace wrote: Yeah... well... I KNOW ABOUT YOU NAKED!!! *runs away*

*Laughs*

At 11/11/04 06:20 PM, BeFell wrote: STAY AWAY FROM IDAHO HIPPIES!!!

We'd actually be convincing Bush to do it. He may be a druggie, but that doesn't make him a hippie

*begins digging moat*

Forward the catapults!

At 11/11/04 07:07 PM, Maus wrote: I really do appreciate you guys looking out.

I figured you'd see it you General junkee.

It gives me warm feelings. Inside, not down there. Well, maybe for you, LadyGrace. ^_^

*Laughs some more*

At 11/11/04 09:18 PM, EnragedSephiroth wrote: Yes I know it hasn't. I'm trying to say that it should have but that's not the case -.- And so the Bush steamroller of "liberation" and "we'll shove democracy up your ass it's the American way" ever-so-inceasingly rolls on.

"Do you want the mustache on or off?"

Nah, it doesn't take balls to argue bro, but it does take a hard-head to not admit when you're wrong. It can't be wrong to want peace, can it?

No see that's why he had balls because we weren't arguing just to argue we actually were thinking about it. I eventually changed his mind about whether apes were persons or not.
*goes off to think about that lost footage of a gorilla driving a minivan*

I can't reply personally to your review because my bro's listed as the #1 Author of the flash, and only he can reply to it. That's why I would rather IM you.

IM? E-mail? He doesn't have these things? It doesn't really matter my review/response average is too far down to recover after reviewing all of those crappy Piconjo flashes.

At 11/11/04 10:54 PM, TheShrike wrote: we can chill for a while. Unless you're JMHX.

*Laughs harder*

At 11/11/04 10:59 PM, Maus wrote: For shits and giggles, I clicked on the link in your sig. This is what it gave me: (Your ideal job is a nun.)

OMFG!
*falls out of his girlfriend's chair*

FatherVenom, Your ideal job is a Movie star.

WTF?

At 11/12/04 02:06 AM, aviewaskewed wrote: I think I speak for everyone here when I say....can I watch? : D

Nope.

At 11/12/04 02:37 PM, BeFell wrote: And this happened!!!

LIAR! You so want to give birth! =P LOL!

At 11/12/04 03:00 AM, Maus wrote: Baby, I love your ways.

Marry me. I'll wear the habit...JUST FOR YOU!

I'll marry you on one condition... You stab someone.
>_>
<_<

Yeah, I got nothin. OK!

Driving to NY after calling in sick to work even though I only had the flu for one day met with every type of usual weather one could expect. Hail, sleet, rain, shine, cloudy, it didn't matter. I saw it all. Then my car made funny noises.

So now I'm sitting here waiting for my gf to get back from class so that we can spend about an hour together before she goes off to a Broadway show and gets back at some late hour of the morning due to icy road conditions.

Almost time for a B/P level up.

At 11/12/04 02:59 PM, FatherVenom wrote: LIAR! You so want to give birth! =P LOL!

Did you click Earfetish's link?

At 11/12/04 03:00 AM, Maus wrote: Baby, I love your ways.

Marry me. I'll wear the habit...JUST FOR YOU!

Wait... I have consulted with Jossos... and she has declared that my ass is hers. And you can't argue with Jossos!!!

At 11/12/04 03:03 PM, BeFell wrote:

At 11/12/04 02:59 PM, FatherVenom wrote: LIAR! You so want to give birth! =P LOL!

Did you click Earfetish's link?

Yeah... so?

Like omg! The school library loans their books out for the entire semester! If I had waited till I got here to read War & Peace, I wouldn't of had to renew it at all!

And half the Kafka books are in the original German. Which will be nice when I'm finally able to actually sit down and read a book in German.

At 11/12/04 03:09 PM, red_skunk wrote: Like omg! The school library loans their books out for the entire semester! If I had waited till I got here to read War & Peace, I wouldn't of had to renew it at all!

And half the Kafka books are in the original German. Which will be nice when I'm finally able to actually sit down and read a book in German.

Fucking hell! At my school library, when you check out a book, you only get it for 2 weeks. >=/ You... library book having SLUT! :)

At 11/12/04 03:02 PM, FatherVenom wrote: Almost time for a B/P level up.

Gold is good but that stupid square in the middle sucks.

At 11/12/04 03:08 PM, FatherVenom wrote:

At 11/12/04 03:03 PM, BeFell wrote:

At 11/12/04 02:59 PM, FatherVenom wrote: LIAR! You so want to give birth! =P LOL!

Did you click Earfetish's link?

Yeah... so?

The pen0r was sliced down the middle like a hot dog...

Scott Peterson verdict in 45 minutes.

At 11/12/04 03:14 PM, BeFell wrote:
The pen0r was sliced down the middle like a hot dog...

And pierced twice on both sides, don't forget that.

*shudders*

At 11/12/04 02:37 PM, BeFell wrote: Maus is always telling us that general isn't as bad as we think it is, so I thought politics is kind of slow right I'll see what's going on in general.

And this happened!!!

Fuck general.

Oh, wah. Earfetish is always shocking the young lads. You should've seen his massive topic about Bakla. That sig of his cracks me up everytime I see it.

At 11/12/04 03:07 PM, LadyGrace wrote: Wait... I have consulted with Jossos... and she has declared that my ass is hers. And you can't argue with Jossos!!!

My dreams are shattered. Isn't she having a love child with Moloko, anyway? HO-BAG!!1

>:|

I cain't git none as a nun.

At 11/12/04 02:37 PM, BeFell wrote: And this happened!!!

wtf the vagina is built to deliver babies. The male uretha isn't made to piss out rocks.

At 11/12/04 04:32 PM, Maus wrote: Oh, wah. Earfetish is always shocking the young lads. You should've seen his massive topic about Bakla. That sig of his cracks me up everytime I see it.

"Conscience seared with a hot iron" anyone?

At 11/12/04 04:34 PM, NotYouZ wrote:

At 11/12/04 02:37 PM, BeFell wrote: And this happened!!!

wtf the vagina is built to deliver babies. The male uretha isn't made to piss out rocks.

It's not the topic that upset me.

At 11/12/04 03:14 PM, BeFell wrote: The pen0r was sliced down the middle like a hot dog...

So? Get over it. It's not that bad.

At 11/12/04 04:36 PM, BeFell wrote: It's not the topic that upset me.

What upset you? The picture? I'm sure your lifestyle is extremely distressing to a lot of other people, BeFell.

At 11/12/04 04:34 PM, DrunkenFUNKen wrote: "Conscience seared with a hot iron" anyone?

Do-whu-huh? Whutchu mean, man?

RugbyDAGDaddy, Your ideal job is a Superhero.

So whats going on with Scott peterson?

At 11/12/04 04:49 PM, RugbyDAGDaddy wrote: So whats going on with Scott peterson?

They found him guilty. Thank Gord. What a nutbar. 'I have a hot wife, but I'll kill her.' WTF?!?

Men, stop killing your hot wives!!!

http://www.cnn.com/

At 11/12/04 03:16 PM, BeFell wrote: Scott Peterson verdict in 45 minutes.

Finally. I'm tired of hearing about it.